wait, what? #monsterdon

yeah Id put Godmonster of Indian Flats on the same shelf as Attack of the Crab Monsters #Monsterdon

The sheep monster really wasn’t that dangerous. Instead of the weird dangly, mismatched front legs I would have looked some CLAWS. #Monsterdon

I say again, wat

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I'm going to supermix #godmonster and #zardoz, just randomly trickshuffle scenes together at every jump cut.

It will be a miracle of cinema. #monsterdon #godmonster

I heard it’s scheduled for a 2026 reboot #Monsterdon

I'm not 100% sure I exactly followed the events of the final moments of that movie.

#monsterdon

Who the fuck was even shooting at whom in the final scene? Didn't one of the off-brand KKK shoot their own leader? Why? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe agreed

#monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Well that's just sad.
Oh he wanted cupcakes?
Fuck you Chevron! This is a pro Esso Kaiju instance.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

I'm not going to tell you all what to do, but I personally am going to be leery of any #monsterdon candidate that is described as a "creative horror film" in the future

That movie was glorious and I'm recommending it to all my friends.

#Monsterdon

Yeah, I'm calling it. That's the worst movie we've ever seen. That was worse than From Hell It Came. It was worse than Octaman. It was worse than Attack of the Crab Monsters.

This was our Manos. Wow. #Monsterdon

That made Octaman look like Citizen Freaking Kane! Still though, we made it through. Thanks @Taweret for hosting! #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

That was incredible thanks friends #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Well, that mess of an ending left me speechless for a bit!

Foo, they didn't even give the godmonster a credit.

#Monsterdon

Godmonster of Indian Flats - should be the subject of literary criticism in the same vein as Ulysses and Finnegans Wake. Absolutely *bonkers*.

#monsterdon

oh its over. well. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Well, that was technically a movie- so who's been feeding/watering young Townes Van Zandt's sheep flock this whole time?

I bet @Taweret would like it if we started dressing up our Butt Frogs in kaiju costumes #Monsterdon

wat

I genuinely did not expect this to get even weirder

#Monsterdon

Not unlike Once Upon A Time In America, the audience is left wondering “was it all an opium dream”?

#Monsterdon

Big "The Chooper" vibes on rewatch #monsterdon

Sound and editing: A+
Acting: solid B
Coherence: C-

#Monsterdon

Martial law because of Barnstable? NOT THE SHEEP MONSTER!?
Oh hey more racism. Damn it movie.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

i'm going to bed, thanks @Taweret as always for hosting! #Monsterdon 🐑

@starkraving666 is out of breath with laughter. This is the kind of laughter that could kill someone. WITH MY LAST BREATH I BLAME GODMONSTER #monsterdon #godmonster

The piano at the end, followed by the cinematic strings, is perfection. So glad I tuned in for that total train wreck of a movie.

#monsterdon

wait,why are they doing this at the dump?

#monsterdon

Trauma shared is trauma healed. Maybe the real GodMonster was the friends we made along the way. #Monsterdon

So ends another #Monsterdon. As always, thanks to @Taweret, the sheep, the lurkers, and the posters. And remember, Monsterdoners: We don't tolerate anarchy.

The godmonster died for our sins, apparently

#monsterdon

This town's mob mentality makes Springfield look like the birthplace of democratic deliberation #monsterdon

welp, that certainly was a movie, in that it was a sequence of events that someone put to film. #monsterdon

The moral of the story is that LSD was really popular back then #monsterdon

not to repeat myself but

what the actual fuck actually happened

https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/112114294342651016

#monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Great and confusing night, y'all, see you for the next #Monsterdon!

thanks all for a nigh-unclassifiable #monsterdon and to @Taweret for hosting! time will judge us all!

Well, that was truly an experience #monsterdon

So is this movie white supremacist? Christian hippy? Antiracist?

#monsterdon

a film that made me ask, what the ever loving shit did i just watch

really all one can ask from #Monsterdon

"the citizens of virginia city as themselves" i don't suppose they got paid for that role

#Monsterdon

That was a movie!
#monsterdon

WASHOE HORSEMEN'S ASSOCIATION. NO STINKY WOMEN ALLOWED #monsterdon #godmonster

Up until this point I could at least tell what was going on in this movie. It was clumsy but it had a clear, if clunky and obtuse plot, but this is just confusing as fuck #Monsterdon

I was laughing so hard there that I'm not even really sure what happened at the very end but oh well #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

It ended like it proceeded. With bizarre audio and absolutely no sense.

This is definitely the most surreal #Monsterdon I have seen, and I have only myself to blame for voting for it.

Oh gods. Not monster eggs, but monster spores for the sheep.

I will accept this, and in my head canon, Nevada is now Godmonster land.

#Monsterdon

Wow.

I mean. WOW.

I think we found a movie that was worse than Death Bed: The Bed That Eats.

Well... done...? Yay us? XD

#Monsterdon

Wtf? Is this a prequel to They Live? WHat is that in the back? WTF!?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

where did all this trash come from???? #Monsterdon

I just. . . What? #Monsterdon

I think I speak for all of us at #Monsterdon when I say, sincerely,

what the *fuck*

Oh finally, a gunfight.

Wait, a gunfight?

And flying boxes! And cars!

And.. and explosion.

Oh boy.

#monsterdon

What the hell is even happening? I've lost track of whom is chasing whom and whom is fighting whom, let alone who is winning #Monsterdon

What the actual fuck just happened. I've had fever dreams that made more sense, and were more redeeming. #monsterdon #godmonster

@SarraceniaWilds That would help matters

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Oh

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okay, well I'M like, dude, f you, i'm going to asia. #monsterdon

credits????? what????? that was..... what!!!??

#Monsterdon

so in the end, Society was the real sheep fetus

ty for joining, everyone!

#monsterdon

I think... I think the godmonster and Barnstable were meant to be foils in that the town mindlessly tries to lynch both of them?

It's not a good movie and... a car is rolling down a trash hill and I have no idea, once again, what is supposed to be going on #monsterdon

#monsterdon No monsters were harmed in the making of this film!

Baaaa. I’m as wise as those sheep #Monsterdon wtf

I hope I explode upon death someday too #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Bad things couldn't have happened to worse people!

We're not getting The End, just a title card that says

...The Aristocrats! #Monsterdon

this WAS much faster than watching westworld S1, though #monsterdon

This shootout killed more people than the godmonster did. #monsterdon

I'm a little surprised they're even remembered that the Sheep were involved at any point at the end of there
#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

Y'all are gonna be fined $50 and have to pick up the garbage.

#Monsterdon

"the cold night air" bahaha have you seen its awesome fleece
#monsterdon

"Sure, he did run a deranged cult organized around manifest destiny 2, but he did also promise to build the train"

#Monsterdon

The trucks' full of gas! It'll explode! By "gas" they apparently meant "explosives" #monsterdon #godmonster

The director just realized they hadn't used all the blanks they'd requisitioned so a gun battle had to be stuck in pronto #monsterdon

Real Dark Seed 2 moment

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That wasn't one monster movie; it was actually 3 movies in a trench coat: one regular monster movie, a western, and National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation #monsterdon

...And the monster randomly explodes

What the fuck? #Monsterdon

IT EXPLODED

#Monsterdon

is that kermit in the crowd #Monsterdon

Is this a prequel to The Toxic Avenger?

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

WHAT. IS. GOING. ON???

#Monsterdon

WAIT FOR IT #MONSTERDON

..and that's the origin of Burning Man!!

#Monsterdon
#GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

That's right RUN! Run out of the movie! Run for your lives! #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Butterfly is talking to the Dogmonster?
WAIT WHAT!?
SHE'S BEEN FOLLOWING HIM FROM THE GLORY HOLE!? THE WHAT!!!?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Silverdale just wants to make his own Dorkin's Circus, what's wrong with that? #monsterdon

The monster turned out to be the B plot of his own movie?! This is a grave injustice, I will be writing a letter to the filmmakers.

#Monsterdon

<microwaves dinner> <comes back to movie>

What.

The.

Fuck.

Y'all? This is definitely the part where I'm demanding an apology from the Mads.

#Monsterdon

At least it’s not boring. Time flies when your brain curdles. #monsterdon

Make them all pay! Show them this movie again! Make them watch it again! #monsterdon

Just a nice, normal town full of nice, normal people

#monsterdon

"Eddie!"

Who is Eddie?

#monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Wow, back in the the 1970s uninformed people didn't believe every unhinged lie they heard #monsterdon

It was really weird to stumble into the #monsterdon thread in the middle of things with absolutely no idea what or why. And then start watching the movie with no context. My head hurts and I'm terribly amused.

destroy the nazi cowboy town, godmonster. make the people happy

#Monsterdon

WAIT FOR IT #monsterdon

and mob violence ruins all of it. okay. #monsterdon

Wait, so the rich asshole was able to buy up all the mining deeds in town while Barnstable was in jail and sold it for a higher price...to exactly the same guy as Barnstable represented? So he didn't actually care about preserving the town, he just wanted a better deal? #Monsterdon

Let’s be honest that monster is very easy to catch. Dude is barely moving #monsterdon