"the citizens of virginia city as themselves" i don't suppose they got paid for that role

#Monsterdon

Up until this point I could at least tell what was going on in this movie. It was clumsy but it had a clear, if clunky and obtuse plot, but this is just confusing as fuck #Monsterdon

That was a movie!
#monsterdon

WASHOE HORSEMEN'S ASSOCIATION. NO STINKY WOMEN ALLOWED #monsterdon #godmonster

I was laughing so hard there that I'm not even really sure what happened at the very end but oh well #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

It ended like it proceeded. With bizarre audio and absolutely no sense.

This is definitely the most surreal #Monsterdon I have seen, and I have only myself to blame for voting for it.

Oh gods. Not monster eggs, but monster spores for the sheep.

I will accept this, and in my head canon, Nevada is now Godmonster land.

#Monsterdon

Wow.

I mean. WOW.

I think we found a movie that was worse than Death Bed: The Bed That Eats.

Well... done...? Yay us? XD

#Monsterdon

Wtf? Is this a prequel to They Live? WHat is that in the back? WTF!?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

where did all this trash come from???? #Monsterdon

I just. . . What? #Monsterdon

I think I speak for all of us at #Monsterdon when I say, sincerely,

what the *fuck*

Oh finally, a gunfight.

Wait, a gunfight?

And flying boxes! And cars!

And.. and explosion.

Oh boy.

#monsterdon

What the hell is even happening? I've lost track of whom is chasing whom and whom is fighting whom, let alone who is winning #Monsterdon

What the actual fuck just happened. I've had fever dreams that made more sense, and were more redeeming. #monsterdon #godmonster

@SarraceniaWilds That would help matters

#Monsterdon

Remind we again, why did we all vote for this movie? #monsterdon

i was not prepared for this movie to be about the MAGA and Trump, yet here we are.

#Monsterdon
#GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

Oh

#Monsterdon

okay, well I'M like, dude, f you, i'm going to asia. #monsterdon

My cat is watching the end of the #monsterdon movie with me. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t make any more sense to either of us!! 🤪

credits????? what????? that was..... what!!!??

#Monsterdon

so in the end, Society was the real sheep fetus

ty for joining, everyone!

#monsterdon

I think... I think the godmonster and Barnstable were meant to be foils in that the town mindlessly tries to lynch both of them?

It's not a good movie and... a car is rolling down a trash hill and I have no idea, once again, what is supposed to be going on #monsterdon

#monsterdon No monsters were harmed in the making of this film!

Baaaa. I’m as wise as those sheep #Monsterdon wtf

I hope I explode upon death someday too #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Bad things couldn't have happened to worse people!

We're not getting The End, just a title card that says

...The Aristocrats! #Monsterdon

this WAS much faster than watching westworld S1, though #monsterdon

I'm a little surprised they're even remembered that the Sheep were involved at any point at the end of there
#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

This shootout killed more people than the godmonster did. #monsterdon

Y'all are gonna be fined $50 and have to pick up the garbage.

#Monsterdon

"the cold night air" bahaha have you seen its awesome fleece
#monsterdon

"Sure, he did run a deranged cult organized around manifest destiny 2, but he did also promise to build the train"

#Monsterdon

The trucks' full of gas! It'll explode! By "gas" they apparently meant "explosives" #monsterdon #godmonster

The director just realized they hadn't used all the blanks they'd requisitioned so a gun battle had to be stuck in pronto #monsterdon

Real Dark Seed 2 moment

#Monsterdon

Barnstable like, dude, f you, i'm going to asia. #monsterdon

Well.

That certainly ended.

#monsterdon

YES YES it's throw the garbage down the hill and explode it time #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

That wasn't one monster movie; it was actually 3 movies in a trench coat: one regular monster movie, a western, and National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation #monsterdon

...And the monster randomly explodes

What the fuck? #Monsterdon

IT EXPLODED

#Monsterdon

is that kermit in the crowd #Monsterdon

Is this a prequel to The Toxic Avenger?

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

WHAT. IS. GOING. ON???

#Monsterdon

WAIT FOR IT #MONSTERDON

disembodied laughing as the crowd goes wild #Monsterdon

..and that's the origin of Burning Man!!

#Monsterdon
#GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

That's right RUN! Run out of the movie! Run for your lives! #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Butterfly is talking to the Dogmonster?
WAIT WHAT!?
SHE'S BEEN FOLLOWING HIM FROM THE GLORY HOLE!? THE WHAT!!!?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Silverdale just wants to make his own Dorkin's Circus, what's wrong with that? #monsterdon

The monster turned out to be the B plot of his own movie?! This is a grave injustice, I will be writing a letter to the filmmakers.

#Monsterdon

<microwaves dinner> <comes back to movie>

What.

The.

Fuck.

Y'all? This is definitely the part where I'm demanding an apology from the Mads.

#Monsterdon

At least it’s not boring. Time flies when your brain curdles. #monsterdon

Make them all pay! Show them this movie again! Make them watch it again! #monsterdon

Just a nice, normal town full of nice, normal people

#monsterdon

"Eddie!"

Who is Eddie?

#monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Wow, back in the the 1970s uninformed people didn't believe every unhinged lie they heard #monsterdon

It was really weird to stumble into the #monsterdon thread in the middle of things with absolutely no idea what or why. And then start watching the movie with no context. My head hurts and I'm terribly amused.

destroy the nazi cowboy town, godmonster. make the people happy

#Monsterdon

WAIT FOR IT #monsterdon

Wait, so the rich asshole was able to buy up all the mining deeds in town while Barnstable was in jail and sold it for a higher price...to exactly the same guy as Barnstable represented? So he didn't actually care about preserving the town, he just wanted a better deal? #Monsterdon

and mob violence ruins all of it. okay. #monsterdon

Let’s be honest that monster is very easy to catch. Dude is barely moving #monsterdon

Mayor looks in a mirror:

"I was the godmonster all along"

#monsterdon

Lies!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

"It killed my son!"

Lady, I wish we had seen it, this is the first we're hearing of it.

#Monsterdon

Not so much a Ballroom Blitz as a Junkyard Jump #Monsterdon

love a good town announcement brawl while everyone shouts "lies! lies!"

#Monsterdon

rip to the eraserhead baby, god wanted his disgusting angel back in heaven #monsterdon

"Time is the eternal judge of events" wat

That's too deep for this movie

#Monsterdon

DOWN IN FRONT #monsterdon

Okay this unhinged speech promising a new bonanza is kind of inspired

I have no idea what the hell is going on, but that was interesting

#Monsterdon

@paco Pretty sure he just stole some picnic snacks.

#monsterdon

the children yearn for the mines

#Monsterdon

??????????????? #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

and the nazi-sympathizing scientist gets fucked by the nazis. true to life anyway. #Monsterdon

"You may all return to harrassing women in tourist bars in peace" #monsterdon

what in the whole entire world is going on #monsterdon

So what the monster is outgassing now?

#Monsterdon

I'm seriously going to need someone to explain why there was a ghoul in the background of that shot of people on a couch watching the news #monsterdon #godmonsterofindianflats

The "Godmonster" is unleashed by the lynch mob? Kill them mutant sheep. Kill them all! I am on your side you misshaped camelid lump.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Six minutes. There's gotta be some kind of wrap-up.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Maintain your discipline" -- to a posse of random cowboys? What?

Fear mongering, death and taxes. Kinda comforting, really. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I think it's so wild that this is literally what that guy in the news from Montana was trying to accomplish

@rwg I kind of expected this but it is rather impressive

#Monsterdon

I just saw a baby in a barbecue grill during the parade sequence.

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

TIL that you can buy off-the-shelf day-for-night filters from Tiffen or whoever. #Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

I'm 90% sure they made a different movie but nobody would fund it without a monster #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe yeah, i wanna see them all blown up and the sheep shambling off into the sunset!!

#Monsterdon
#GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@jonny Don't try this at home kids, these riders are professionals #monsterdon

@sean 100% on brand.

#monsterdon

how do so many old films have literally a Mr. Fischoeder from Bob’s Burgers #monsterdon

Y'got less than ten minutes, movie. That sheep monster better kill everyone in this town square or Imma be mad. #Monsterdon

"you're technically a free man, that's why we're shipping you to another continent" O_O

#Monsterdon
#GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

"You haven't restored the past. You've destroyed the present."

Okay, that felt like a thesis.

I just don't know what it means.

#Monsterdon

barnstable, dude, stop arguing and just get off this picture. if you have an out, take it, don't be silly. #monsterdon