I need a shower. #Monsterdon

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@CactuarJoe The extraordinary thing is we're all still talking about it.

Pretty sure the filmmakers are off somewhere laughing.

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godmonster blows up a gas station ☺️​ #monsterdon

I *think* this is the worst movie hangover I've ever had. Feels like I have a spool of steel wool stuck inbetween the two halves of my brain. #Monsterdon

"I've been following you all the way from the glory hole....."

WAT.

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@plaidtron3000 @starkraving666 @JoeWynne @coriander 😂 😂 😂

yup that tracks

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The #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats ending was grim, but I can hope that the other sheep will all mutate and go on a rampage, foreshadowed by the mutation gas hitting the flock as the giant mutant sheep was dying. Also, the many #Monsterdon jump cuts were vertiginous.

@diazona @starkraving666 @JoeWynne @coriander Hearing my anesthetist say "I'm going to put on Godmonster, while you count backwards from 10" would explain this whole fucking movie. #monsterdon #godmonster

@rwg @howler0502 It was foreshadowing the scientist pulling perfectly clean skulls out of a pile of dirt #monsterdon

Occam’s Razor y’all, the simplest explanation is that this is straight up a bad movie. There’s no deep meaning or coherent explanation.

Also Hanlon’s Razor, the people making it weren’t malicious, they were just dumb.

😂🤣😂 #Monsterdon

I know we all voted for godmonster because the title has "monster" in it and last week's movie didn't have any monsters in it. I do _not_ regret my choice #monsterdon

Apologies to the local for cluttering it up with #monsterdon posts. Godmonster of Indian Flats is a wild ride, FYI.

@starkraving666 @JoeWynne @plaidtron3000 @coriander And make sure to count *up* to 10. It will reverse the descent into madness from the countdown that happened somewhere in the middle of the movie

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what a weird experience, bye everyone :) #Monsterdon

I feel bad about whoever designed the godmonster costume. Could have pulled it off if it had more butt #monsterdon

Godmonster of Indian Farts. The movie about @starkraving666's butt after too much spicy curry. #monsterdon #godmonster

@himbovoorhees #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @Zerofactorial the godmonster

winked

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i will hear Silverdale yelling from that dumpsterhill in my sleep #Monsterdon

So many lessons tonight. So, so many. #Monsterdon

I might have dream tonight, of a ragged, haphazardly rolled-up rug, shuffling through a picnic.

Not sure if I'll wake up screaming or laughing.

Or as confused as everyone else who witnessed... whatever the hell that was.

#monsterdon

Ya know... It's too bad we didn't have a #Monsterdon this week.

No. We didn't have a #Monsterdon this week.

It's the Mandela effect. Like thinking there was a Highlander 2. We didn't have a #Monsterdon this week.

@rwg @howler0502 I'm still trying to figure out if Godmonster was supposed to be a Jesus allegory, and if so, were the bones on fishing wire angels? #Monsterdon

me, having suggested and also rallied for godmonster:

#monsterdon

I noticed that #CloseButWrongMoviePlots is listed as trending and I can't help but think that any attempt to ascribe a plot to tonight's #Monsterdon movie would qualify

...well at least it would be wrong, though perhaps "close" is easier said than done

@howler0502 yes, but what about bones on fishing lines? what was THAT about? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @moira The Godmonster was impregnated with spice #monsterdon

Songs we identified during #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats include "Sheep May Safely Graze", "Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight", and closing music, "Joy To The World". #Monsterdon

Are they escaping in a CAR being chased by people ON HORSES?

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@CactuarJoe @moira Yeah, like I can just drift off to sleep now #monsterdon

According to Wikipedia, the soundtrack of Godmonster was used for the video game "Noir: A Shadowy Thriller", if you want a follow-up 1996 video game experience.

https://www.myabandonware.com/game/noir-a-shadowy-thriller-fh4#download

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@moira We're all just trying to heal right now. #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, that triangle one. Gotta admit, this one wasn't infested with them, no sirree #monsterdon

Barnstable singing "Gotta Wait for the Justice Man" while the sheriff is eating what appears to be a side of beef smothered in ketchup is fine cinema.

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@jonny they connected in ways we can never understand #Monsterdon

@jonny ... off into the scrubland, anyway. #Monsterdon

@jonny Thank you 🙏 🙏 🙏 I have to preserve this one for posterity and I'm hoping your version doesn't have the sound randomly cut out in the middle

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i do come away from godmonster feeling capable, and light. truly he is more god than monster. i forgive myself of my sins. comparison to godmonster is the author of my redemption #Monsterdon

@moira Feels kinda like when about 30 of us went to go see Bad Lieutenant at the local arthouse cinema and went to the bar and silently drank until it stopped hurting so much. But different. #monsterdon #godmonster

this is definitely the kind of show where i'd ask the people still hanging out if they wanted to go to downtown's worst bar and slam back well vodka until we blacked out

#monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Easily my favorite moment from this week was the united flood of "She said WHAT?" messages. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@plaidtron3000 @starkraving666

And somebody help @coriander who appears to be in some kind of analytical doom spiral triggered by tonight's feature. Which is absolutely expected, but should be dealt with. Squeezing a Butt Frog is the typical recommendation.

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This was the first time I've seen Godmonster and I'm glad it was with all of you so I know someone hadn't slipped me some acid or something
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SOMEONE HAD TO HAVE DIED FOR THIS MOVIE. #monsterdon #godmonster

this is one of the longest post-movie lobby scrums i've ever seen here

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I can't say that was the worst movie I've seen for Monsterdon. But man there's alot wrong with that stupid sheep monster flick. So it is near the bottom. However it tried some things. Mostly failed to make sense, but it tried and we can't say that for every monster movie.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

@davesdogmaggie and, according to W, someone actually put up $135,000 to have it produced #Monsterdon

@catzilla depicting the realities of antiblack violence in america...is not something this 1973 monster movie was ever going to be equipped to tackle, I think. #monsterdon

Well, in the words of Dr. Clemens, "Guess we all have to graze if we want to survive." Time for dinner, #Monsterdon; catch you later.

@howler0502 Godmonster made my joints feel young again #Monsterdon

@coprolite9000 i'd be serly too if i had this much loaded up on my plate

#monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@apLundell @Taweret

oh...yeah... ok...so...tonight's #Monsterdon was REALLY about 2 real estate *agents* who were *trying* to screw each other over

Or something I dunno

At least there was an awesome Mutant Sheep.

There should've been more Mutant Sheep. Maybe they were planning for that in a sequel. Shoulda skipped straight to that story TBH.

remember when the lead actor had a booze induced biblical vision about the birth of the godmonster #monsterdon

well

guess i picked the wrong week to run out of brain bleach

#monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

i scratched my head bloody, but i got something positive: the strange blue tones in the fake dawn/night scenes where actually quite good looking #Monsterdon

I have no words, none of it made any sense
#monsterdon

You guys, @starkraving666 is literally cry laughing and can't stop. BRB, getting the tranquilizer darts. #monsterdon #godmonster

@catzilla I wouldn't count on any of this being explainable

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Wait why is the truck the Godmonster is in filled with so much gas?
MONSTER NO!
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

@lytta It was like a canine whoopie cushion #monsterdon

AND WHAT HAPPENED TO ELBOW JOHNSON????

#Monsterdon

@rwg

Giant knees are so comforting

#GodMonsterOfIndianFlats
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Time will judge.

Thank you @Taweret for such an exquisite selection tonight!

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And now an out door old west announcement and animal unveiling that feels like a prequel to Don't Look Up.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

@himbovoorhees @rwg I would be in for that

#Monsterdon

It was a good palate cleanser from last week's #monsterdon film, whatever that was

#Monsterdon I was not expecting that ending... WOW. 😳

I bet if I could get back the audio gaps from that one scene, this whole movie would make sense. #monsterdon #godmonster

@peltast agreed

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Scrolling back over the comments and I actually forgot about the canine funeral in the middle of this. The whole film is just slipping from my mind.

#Monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds I think that's to be expected whenever you watch a truly top- (or is it bottom-?) tier terrible movie

#Monsterdon

After watching Godmonster of Indian Flats, I think I need to watch Manos: Hand of Fate to make myself believe in goodness again

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At least none of us had to try to understand this enigma alone #monsterdon

@annathepiper "Oh god ya'll the DVD has extras"

RGF: "Of course it does. They have a TON of 'splanin to do."

#monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

You ever start reading a post during #Monsterdon that is really head and shoulders above the rest and think “can’t wait to see where this is going” only to realize it’s not a #Monsterdon post at all?

This plot is like someone saw a half an hour of Blazing Saddles while drunk at a double feature with Giant Gila monster or something. VERY DRUNK.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

The shot cutting from cream pie in the face to shaving with shaving cream was the kind of cinematic genius this film will be remembered for!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Um

Ow

My brain

What even in the world...

I don't even have words for what happened these last 10 minutes (nor really the 80 minutes before that)

This is the first #Monsterdon movie that I would genuinely put on the same level of nonsensical gibberish as something like Turkish Star Wars or Manos. Well done @Taweret and community, we got there 👏

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this movie just made me feel tired. #Monsterdon

This movie is the kind of transfinite postmodern surreality experience that @starkraving666 is going to be cackling about for DAYS. #monsterdon #godmonster

@Louisa

This is perfect

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@Canageek Or some basic first aid training he'd picked up #monsterdon

I kept joking about the lynching not actually being racially-motivated, but then at the end of the movie all the land gets sold anyway, so it WAS just racism I guess??

Like I genuinely thought that was in interesting choice to deliberately invoke those aesthetics in a dispute over land but I guess that's not what the movie was doing

#Monsterdon

Whut? What? Teh hell? Damn it whitey! You just wanted a bigger cut?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Time once again to share "The Littlest Godmonster" edit from ashens now that everyone has context https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM0LiVGf4f0
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Question for #Monsterdon while you all are here: have you all seen the movie where fish are given HGH and become the monster of the film? It feels like something you'd all enjoy, and no, I don't know what it is called.

@Canageek Oh I thought Mariposa just sprained her ankle or something #monsterdon

@Canageek It felt like it was trying to give me an aneurysm. #monsterdon #godmonster

My question is… what? #monsterdon

Part of me wants to like actually try to dive into what the movie was trying to say with its land-rights plot and old timey racist violence aesthetics and shit but I'm gonna be honest I couldn't even understaand what was being said half the time and the half I could understand made no sense

#Monsterdon

this is the part where @coriander blocks me and never speaks to me again for tricking them into watching this movie #monsterdon

Also the half-hearted attempt at a romance subplot got lost under the desk pretty early on #monsterdon

Your assignment is 500 words on the tragedy of this film. #Monsterdon

Having the big PR event at the town dump now makes more sense.

#Monsterdon

@unlofl @Taweret I can't process this right now because it makes too much sense and my brain has forgotten how to handle it

#Monsterdon

@peter_mcmahan "This is why I've got close friends / Fuckin' worth it baby"

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wait, what? #monsterdon