Skinny Cowboy Man has no time for Dumpster Dave's musings on life

#monsterdon

"Christopher Barnestable"
Every name in this movie is perfect.
#monsterdon

You can tell they're professional scientists, because they've decorated their lab with grade-school science posters.

#monsterdon

Money cannot buy immortality, Mr barnstable. For that, you need horcruxes!

#Monsterdon

"The horses' ass it is!"

#monsterdon

This party needs more banjos.

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@kcarp Eddie is the Kwisatz Haderach #monsterdon

"Some kind of sheep hybrid. Let's get it back to the lab and keep it secret"

Ok the scientist needs to either say he thinks Eddie had sex with a sheep OR make it very clear they don't think it's a *human* sheep hybrid

#Monsterdon

Another #monsterdon movie with boiled eggs featured prominently. Huh

#Monsterdon COFFEE! Finally! But - it appears that the heroes aren't partaking of any. This doesn't bode well.

My god that smash-cut to the soft-boiled egg was chef's-kiss

#monsterdon

“Hiring that full-time theremin player for the lab was the best decision I ever made” #monsterdon

I don't think the periodic table of elements on the wall in that private laboratory are going to help with this situation

#monsterdon

🚨 #Monsterdon Bingo 🚨

Keep one eye on that card! The other on the movie. The other on the tootstream.

Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973)

https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/oimsuZSHprBBMHLKzGFZ52

rabbits in the background! #monsterdon

Hotboxing the Man/Sheep hybrid....

#monsterdon

@kcarp It doesn't really make more sense if you sat through the first 10 minutes either

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon sir I don’t believe the sheep are convinced for one second by your sheepskin vest

"I demanded absolute attention to detail"

Yeah, sex workers are historically accurate! #Monsterdon

I said good morning Charles

I SAY GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR

#monsterdon

The music scored by the Reno Philharmonic #monsterdon

so cross fertilization... they are saying that the guy.... #monsterdon

Is that Larry David peeping on the Bordello?

#monsterdon

this guy is READY for some audiologs #monsterdon

that's supposed to be an embryo???

#Monsterdon

SCIENCE #monsterdon

A rural tricorder!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

A sheep gave birth to a 97oz steak. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

#Monsterdon what…era is this supposed to be? It’s like the 70’s meets the 1870’s

None of these special effects are making the sheep look less cuddly and cute. They tried but

#Monsterdon

How many hours of a guy going "Baaaah" on tape do you think they got for the soundtrack? #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

"...this is where I left him last night"
"maybe he's .... on the lamb"

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

that is very much a human man saying baaaaaa

#Monsterdon

Well, MY dreams are sure going to be interesting tonight. #Monsterdon

Why was the professor in the alley? #Monsterdon

„And that’s how little godmonsters are made“ #monsterdon

Got a feeling this is gonna be a baaahd one, folks

#Monsterdon

Our man is being murdered by sheep. BY SHEEP. #monsterdon #godmonster

Altered States, but with sheep.

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

From Jethro Tull to Sesame Street, the 70s were crawling with jazz flute solos

#Monsterdon

It's day for night IN the barn, but just day outside the barn.
#monsterdon #godmonster

Do not eat the brown dung! There's some bad dung going around, DO NOT eat ...

goddammit

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Something baaaaaaaaa-d is about to happen!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

I’m watching it with subtitles and it says “Eddie H. of Aria” lol - it’s probably Echeverría #monsterdon

lol @ the sheep being held up up and rotated as a special effect

#monsterdon

Alfred Hitchcock's The Sheep

#Monsterdon

Awww dude, stop worrying those sheep, just stop....
You'll make your hideous transformation all the more justified

#monsterdon

The banjo band is clearly hopped up on cocaine. #Monsterdon

"I'm head of the anthropology division"

You can tell because I Anunciate Distinctly! #Monsterdon

@Lazarou
I did not see any banjo sex in my version

#GodMonsterOfIndianFlats
#Monsterdon

Day for night? We can't afford that. Just paint the lens black. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@socketwench none of that Teutonic irony #monsterdon

"My sheep are more civilized than you!"

Civilized enough... to murder?

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

The acting in this movie......I was not prepared for.....

#monsterdon

That dog had better be a main character - and the one who saves the day... #monsterdon

Did some guy just dub the dog? #monsterdon

Dog just wants a drink after a hard days nap
#monsterdon

(Since I started writing that previous toot, we've already been to Reno, won a fortune in a casino and now we're on a road trip into the mountains in an open-top convertible....)

Oh, and now banjos in definite cowboy country!

#monsterdon

@blogdiva
Don't give up on that

#GodMonsterOfIndianFlats
#Monsterdon

This band is pretty good, but I think they need more banjo

#monsterdon

Dogs always know....and they really hate banjos

#monsterdon

that scene was an interstitial between the credit rolls... and here i thought this was 21st century thing.

#Monsterdon
#GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

Couldn’t decide whether to wear my snakeskin or sheepskin vest for tonight’s #monsterdon
Turns out either would have been fine.

definitely drive off into the hills with a car full of strangers.
definitely not a murder movie, right??

#Monsterdon
#GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

editing, continuity, and sound. so we know who to blame. #monsterdon

oh my god the director wanted to be an artist

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Well there are women in this sheep flick so there's Bechdel hope #monsterdon

Dude, Criswell? #Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

I don't remember Midnight Cowboy starting this way ...

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

The casino was empty until it suddenly wasn't.
#monsterdon #godmonster

that's like the start of that twilight zone episode #monsterdon

Do not accept a drink from that man

#monsterdon

Why are we singing Hark the Herald Angels Sing? #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

yoooo this cowboy outfit fucks

#Monsterdon

Those are worried sheep, .....ahhh. some weirdo has locked himself inside with them..

#monsterdon

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!
#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

@Configures

This could be the most Mastodon post ever made.

#Mastodon #Monsterdon

@coprolite9000

#Monsterdon

OK dear instancemates, you are approaching the #monsterdon portion of the timeline. please be advised to set a filter if you do not want to see all that: https://wiki.neuromatch.social/Monsterdon

Please have a heart and stop posting so I can go to sleep!
🤣 😂 😂

#Monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds @jonny Truly, the Godmonster is holy and without sin. #monsterdon #godmonster

alt text is hard #monsterdon

Ayahuasca and Videodrome via the Ludovico Technique might be enough to get this aftertaste out of my brain. #monsterdon #godmonster

@JoeWynne Another vote like that and I'll be pushing my own fake electors. 😀 #Monsterdon

Well, Clarice…

Until next #Monsterdon

Also I'm pretty sure that's the first time in like 10 years that I've seen anything that passed Bechdel #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

I have this weird urge to watch Zombieland now. Maybe for the cardio.

#monsterdon

@Louisa Ridley’s hybrid offspring. #Monsterdon

Once again after #monsterdon I feel like I need to put on Eraserhead or Videodrome. You know... Something light and accessible as a palate cleanser.

@sean Is there a single thing about this movie that is *not* inexplicable?

#monsterdon

@Configures
Now ya don't see that kind of combo in many movies.

#Monsterdon

@jonny Godmonster did nothing wrong #Monsterdon

just realized what the godmonster reminds me of! the pig monster from i think you should leave!

#Monsterdon

godmonster captured for doing absolutely nothing 😔​ #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @rwg @howler0502
this movie died for our sins. #Monsterdon

@lytta We learned a valuable lesson. Like passing the Bechdel test, the presence of monsters in a monster movie is not a reliable indicator of quality #monsterdon

i'm so glad y'all clearly loved godmonster from indian flats :sicko:​
#monsterdon

GASOLINE WAS 35.9 CENTS A GALLON IN THIS MOVIE.

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

I want a Disney fairy godmonster movie now. #Monsterdon