Something baaaaaaaaa-d is about to happen!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

I’m watching it with subtitles and it says “Eddie H. of Aria” lol - it’s probably Echeverría #monsterdon

lol @ the sheep being held up up and rotated as a special effect

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The banjo band is clearly hopped up on cocaine. #Monsterdon

"I'm head of the anthropology division"

You can tell because I Anunciate Distinctly! #Monsterdon

@Lazarou
I did not see any banjo sex in my version

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Day for night? We can't afford that. Just paint the lens black. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@socketwench none of that Teutonic irony #monsterdon

"My sheep are more civilized than you!"

Civilized enough... to murder?

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The acting in this movie......I was not prepared for.....

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That dog had better be a main character - and the one who saves the day... #monsterdon

Did some guy just dub the dog? #monsterdon

Dog just wants a drink after a hard days nap
#monsterdon

(Since I started writing that previous toot, we've already been to Reno, won a fortune in a casino and now we're on a road trip into the mountains in an open-top convertible....)

Oh, and now banjos in definite cowboy country!

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@blogdiva
Don't give up on that

#GodMonsterOfIndianFlats
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This band is pretty good, but I think they need more banjo

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that scene was an interstitial between the credit rolls... and here i thought this was 21st century thing.

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Couldn’t decide whether to wear my snakeskin or sheepskin vest for tonight’s #monsterdon
Turns out either would have been fine.

definitely drive off into the hills with a car full of strangers.
definitely not a murder movie, right??

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editing, continuity, and sound. so we know who to blame. #monsterdon

oh my god the director wanted to be an artist

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Well there are women in this sheep flick so there's Bechdel hope #monsterdon

Dude, Criswell? #Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

I don't remember Midnight Cowboy starting this way ...

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The casino was empty until it suddenly wasn't.
#monsterdon #godmonster

that's like the start of that twilight zone episode #monsterdon

Do not accept a drink from that man

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yoooo this cowboy outfit fucks

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Those are worried sheep, .....ahhh. some weirdo has locked himself inside with them..

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GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!
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@Configures

This could be the most Mastodon post ever made.

#Mastodon #Monsterdon

@coprolite9000

#Monsterdon

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Please have a heart and stop posting so I can go to sleep!
🤣 😂 😂

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@SarraceniaWilds @jonny Truly, the Godmonster is holy and without sin. #monsterdon #godmonster

alt text is hard #monsterdon

Ayahuasca and Videodrome via the Ludovico Technique might be enough to get this aftertaste out of my brain. #monsterdon #godmonster

@JoeWynne Another vote like that and I'll be pushing my own fake electors. 😀 #Monsterdon

Well, Clarice…

Until next #Monsterdon

Also I'm pretty sure that's the first time in like 10 years that I've seen anything that passed Bechdel #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

I have this weird urge to watch Zombieland now. Maybe for the cardio.

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@Louisa Ridley’s hybrid offspring. #Monsterdon

Once again after #monsterdon I feel like I need to put on Eraserhead or Videodrome. You know... Something light and accessible as a palate cleanser.

@sean Is there a single thing about this movie that is *not* inexplicable?

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@Configures
Now ya don't see that kind of combo in many movies.

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@jonny Godmonster did nothing wrong #Monsterdon

just realized what the godmonster reminds me of! the pig monster from i think you should leave!

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@coprolite9000 Re comparisons of #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats to Original Ulysses with the cyclops sheep monster, or James Joyce's Ulysses, works either way! #Monsterdon

godmonster captured for doing absolutely nothing 😔​ #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @rwg @howler0502
this movie died for our sins. #Monsterdon

@lytta We learned a valuable lesson. Like passing the Bechdel test, the presence of monsters in a monster movie is not a reliable indicator of quality #monsterdon

i'm so glad y'all clearly loved godmonster from indian flats :sicko:​
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GASOLINE WAS 35.9 CENTS A GALLON IN THIS MOVIE.

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I want a Disney fairy godmonster movie now. #Monsterdon

I need a shower. #Monsterdon

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@CactuarJoe The extraordinary thing is we're all still talking about it.

Pretty sure the filmmakers are off somewhere laughing.

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godmonster blows up a gas station ☺️​ #monsterdon

I *think* this is the worst movie hangover I've ever had. Feels like I have a spool of steel wool stuck inbetween the two halves of my brain. #Monsterdon

"I've been following you all the way from the glory hole....."

WAT.

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@plaidtron3000 @starkraving666 @JoeWynne @coriander 😂 😂 😂

yup that tracks

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The #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats ending was grim, but I can hope that the other sheep will all mutate and go on a rampage, foreshadowed by the mutation gas hitting the flock as the giant mutant sheep was dying. Also, the many #Monsterdon jump cuts were vertiginous.

@diazona @starkraving666 @JoeWynne @coriander Hearing my anesthetist say "I'm going to put on Godmonster, while you count backwards from 10" would explain this whole fucking movie. #monsterdon #godmonster

@rwg @howler0502 It was foreshadowing the scientist pulling perfectly clean skulls out of a pile of dirt #monsterdon

Occam’s Razor y’all, the simplest explanation is that this is straight up a bad movie. There’s no deep meaning or coherent explanation.

Also Hanlon’s Razor, the people making it weren’t malicious, they were just dumb.

😂🤣😂 #Monsterdon

I know we all voted for godmonster because the title has "monster" in it and last week's movie didn't have any monsters in it. I do _not_ regret my choice #monsterdon

Apologies to the local for cluttering it up with #monsterdon posts. Godmonster of Indian Flats is a wild ride, FYI.

@starkraving666 @JoeWynne @plaidtron3000 @coriander And make sure to count *up* to 10. It will reverse the descent into madness from the countdown that happened somewhere in the middle of the movie

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what a weird experience, bye everyone :) #Monsterdon

I feel bad about whoever designed the godmonster costume. Could have pulled it off if it had more butt #monsterdon

Godmonster of Indian Farts. The movie about @starkraving666's butt after too much spicy curry. #monsterdon #godmonster

@himbovoorhees #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @Zerofactorial the godmonster

winked

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i will hear Silverdale yelling from that dumpsterhill in my sleep #Monsterdon

So many lessons tonight. So, so many. #Monsterdon

Ya know... It's too bad we didn't have a #Monsterdon this week.

No. We didn't have a #Monsterdon this week.

It's the Mandela effect. Like thinking there was a Highlander 2. We didn't have a #Monsterdon this week.

I might have dream tonight, of a ragged, haphazardly rolled-up rug, shuffling through a picnic.

Not sure if I'll wake up screaming or laughing.

Or as confused as everyone else who witnessed... whatever the hell that was.

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@rwg @howler0502 I'm still trying to figure out if Godmonster was supposed to be a Jesus allegory, and if so, were the bones on fishing wire angels? #Monsterdon

me, having suggested and also rallied for godmonster:

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I noticed that #CloseButWrongMoviePlots is listed as trending and I can't help but think that any attempt to ascribe a plot to tonight's #Monsterdon movie would qualify

...well at least it would be wrong, though perhaps "close" is easier said than done

@howler0502 yes, but what about bones on fishing lines? what was THAT about? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @moira The Godmonster was impregnated with spice #monsterdon

Songs we identified during #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats include "Sheep May Safely Graze", "Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight", and closing music, "Joy To The World". #Monsterdon

Are they escaping in a CAR being chased by people ON HORSES?

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@CactuarJoe @moira Yeah, like I can just drift off to sleep now #monsterdon

According to Wikipedia, the soundtrack of Godmonster was used for the video game "Noir: A Shadowy Thriller", if you want a follow-up 1996 video game experience.

https://www.myabandonware.com/game/noir-a-shadowy-thriller-fh4#download

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@moira We're all just trying to heal right now. #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, that triangle one. Gotta admit, this one wasn't infested with them, no sirree #monsterdon

Barnstable singing "Gotta Wait for the Justice Man" while the sheriff is eating what appears to be a side of beef smothered in ketchup is fine cinema.

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@jonny they connected in ways we can never understand #Monsterdon

@jonny ... off into the scrubland, anyway. #Monsterdon

@jonny Thank you 🙏 🙏 🙏 I have to preserve this one for posterity and I'm hoping your version doesn't have the sound randomly cut out in the middle

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i do come away from godmonster feeling capable, and light. truly he is more god than monster. i forgive myself of my sins. comparison to godmonster is the author of my redemption #Monsterdon

@moira Feels kinda like when about 30 of us went to go see Bad Lieutenant at the local arthouse cinema and went to the bar and silently drank until it stopped hurting so much. But different. #monsterdon #godmonster

this is definitely the kind of show where i'd ask the people still hanging out if they wanted to go to downtown's worst bar and slam back well vodka until we blacked out

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Easily my favorite moment from this week was the united flood of "She said WHAT?" messages. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@plaidtron3000 @starkraving666

And somebody help @coriander who appears to be in some kind of analytical doom spiral triggered by tonight's feature. Which is absolutely expected, but should be dealt with. Squeezing a Butt Frog is the typical recommendation.

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This was the first time I've seen Godmonster and I'm glad it was with all of you so I know someone hadn't slipped me some acid or something
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