Are we sure this is a "Godmonster" and not a "Dogmonster"?
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Mariposa doesn't seem very engaged in all this, but in her defense, this is very dull and I'm sure meaningless exposition.

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Is that the creature's prehensile genitalia reaching out to the Sheep Fucker......oh, he's back on the Humans again!

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Time elapsed without Godmonster:
45 minutes

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Did he just do a ballet move and challenge Mr Real Estate to a duel? #Monsterdon

So... the plan to discredit Barnstable was to get him drunk, let him shoot off a six-piece, and hope he shoots near the dog -- but not hitting the dog -- so the dog -- which is well-trained to play dead -- will make Barnstable think he killed the dog, and thus make it so no one will sell him land?

Got it.

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@Lazarou If so they had the right idea

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If you pound rhythmically on the coffin, you'll summon shai-hulud. #monsterdon #godmonster

Everyone going on about the hats but the vest game is strong in this waste of celluloid. #Monsterdon

@Taweret To do satire, your narrative has to be tethered to observable reality. Whereas... [spreads hands]

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...The casket barks.

This film is unburdened by dignity. #Monsterdon

OMG the dog isn't even _actually dead_, the whole thing was a setup?! WTF?!

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People Walk Down Steps At A Dog's Funeral ASMR

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I give up. What was that all about?

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I don't remember this part of the b plot but I sure hope the dog pops up and they spin it as jesus' work #monsterdon

ooooff, the Sheriff turning his back away from the Dog Murderer was intense

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#monsterdon Somebody should have told him that he has the right to remain silent

A funeral for the dog? I got nothing. Apparently neither did the writers.

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Aw, man, the tourist festival just started!

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While apologizing for shooting the dog, he continues to endanger everyone by waving a loaded gun around at all of the people. #monsterdon #godmonster

so many plots, so many genres, ...wait, what happened to the dog???
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Old white man obvious bad guy is mean to (presumably the one) black guy in the movie? I A SHOCKED Shocked I say... well not that shocked.
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what a well trained puppy! have treats. #monsterdon

#monsterdon A little harmless shooting

Feel like that dog is going to get.........yep!

Single Black Guy just killed the white town's only dog.....this will not go well

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#Monsterdon “I’m clairvoyant remember…I see in the dark.” Is maybe the best delivered line of this movie

Bingo! #Monsterdon

@LK_877
Once they went with "Western Horror", all rules were off.

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This scientist is constantly infodumping and yet not a single thing he says makes any sense.
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It's the Awkward Parade on Bonanza Day!

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@SarraceniaWilds @rwg this whole movie takes on a different life knowing that this is a real type of sheep guy #monsterdon

PARADE JUMPSCARE

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And a parade out of no fucking where. #Monsterdon

lol, pans back to some random cowboy dude wanking off behind a fence as the Doc and Mariposa talk....

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Wow, points for using "allotropic" I guess

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Oh, they're STINKY BONES #Monsterdon

@rwg @jonny Ok real talk, my dad had a coworker decades ago, heard about this guy during a barbecue with some coworkers of his, this guy was into sheep. pics of sheep on the desk, sheep shaped stuff, sheep calendar. apparently would just daydream and ask, ever wonder how a sheep FEELS? and then the women from the office all talked about how he gave full hipthrust hugs. this is a whole type of guy, they had an era i guess #Monsterdon

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Ah yes, a full black velvet outfit and skirt, the stealthiest outfit for sneaking around a tan desert

1-amino-salicylic acid?

Well it's a real chemical compound, but I can't follow anything in this movie so I have no idea what they are doing with it.

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Did... Did he just make a note that it can't speak? Do... Do monstrous human-sheep hybrids normally speak in this cinematic universe?
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Sheep guy kisses exposition lady while goth weirdo looks. A normal movie. #monsterdon

This movie has an incredible amount of dialogue that is completely disconnected from the adjacent dialogue, even after accounting for the stiff delivery.

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i don't believe this woman is roma

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uh-oh... gringo scientist thinks he killed the godmonster's embryo. someone's been fucking around...

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yeah, might wanna put your safety gear on BEFORE you open the box next time, sir. #monsterdon

is that a goth. in my good christian wild west cemetary 😡 #Monsterdon

"You care about your flock, don't you? They're like your children!"

LIKE? *LIKE?????*

Lady... >_> #Monsterdon

Yeah dude, it was some weird magic that made you fuck those sheep......

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So, there is something that is eating away at a latex glove, and you are going to touch and smell it? #Monsterdon

Maybe Eddie is the one making all the sheep noises?

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BWELELELELELELELELELELELE

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considering nearly all the lines are ADRed you would think it would easier to understand what the hell anyone is saying

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A room full of white people larping Ye Olde West, that doesn't set my alarm bells off at all. #Monsterdon

Lancer the Dog is the best part of this movie so far, for sure

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Another movie rife with amazing hats.

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#monsterdon funny smelling stuff? In the garbage dump?

Yes let's stick some unknown medical waste in our face. I half expected him to lick it 🤢
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jump cut to horse ass. classic cinematography #monsterdon

there are actually a lot of nice locations in this

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@apLundell I'm a little surprised we haven't seen more lab coats actually

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Skinny Cowboy Man has no time for Dumpster Dave's musings on life

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"Christopher Barnestable"
Every name in this movie is perfect.
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You can tell they're professional scientists, because they've decorated their lab with grade-school science posters.

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Money cannot buy immortality, Mr barnstable. For that, you need horcruxes!

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"The horses' ass it is!"

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This party needs more banjos.

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@kcarp Eddie is the Kwisatz Haderach #monsterdon

"Some kind of sheep hybrid. Let's get it back to the lab and keep it secret"

Ok the scientist needs to either say he thinks Eddie had sex with a sheep OR make it very clear they don't think it's a *human* sheep hybrid

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#Monsterdon COFFEE! Finally! But - it appears that the heroes aren't partaking of any. This doesn't bode well.

My god that smash-cut to the soft-boiled egg was chef's-kiss

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“Hiring that full-time theremin player for the lab was the best decision I ever made” #monsterdon

I don't think the periodic table of elements on the wall in that private laboratory are going to help with this situation

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🚨 #Monsterdon Bingo 🚨

Keep one eye on that card! The other on the movie. The other on the tootstream.

Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973)

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rabbits in the background! #monsterdon

Hotboxing the Man/Sheep hybrid....

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@kcarp It doesn't really make more sense if you sat through the first 10 minutes either

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#Monsterdon sir I don’t believe the sheep are convinced for one second by your sheepskin vest

"I demanded absolute attention to detail"

Yeah, sex workers are historically accurate! #Monsterdon

I said good morning Charles

I SAY GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR

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The music scored by the Reno Philharmonic #monsterdon

so cross fertilization... they are saying that the guy.... #monsterdon

Is that Larry David peeping on the Bordello?

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this guy is READY for some audiologs #monsterdon

that's supposed to be an embryo???

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SCIENCE #monsterdon

A sheep gave birth to a 97oz steak. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

#Monsterdon what…era is this supposed to be? It’s like the 70’s meets the 1870’s

None of these special effects are making the sheep look less cuddly and cute. They tried but

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"...this is where I left him last night"
"maybe he's .... on the lamb"

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that is very much a human man saying baaaaaa

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Well, MY dreams are sure going to be interesting tonight. #Monsterdon

Why was the professor in the alley? #Monsterdon

„And that’s how little godmonsters are made“ #monsterdon

Got a feeling this is gonna be a baaahd one, folks

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Altered States, but with sheep.

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Our man is being murdered by sheep. BY SHEEP. #monsterdon #godmonster

From Jethro Tull to Sesame Street, the 70s were crawling with jazz flute solos

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It's day for night IN the barn, but just day outside the barn.
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Do not eat the brown dung! There's some bad dung going around, DO NOT eat ...

goddammit

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