Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
well, I'm not crazy about this attempted lynching
#Monsterdon why is Barnstable topless?
WHAT IS THAT TV DINNER. And jail cell singing.
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#monsterdon Kind of a large steak
Conan ponders the plot #monsterdon
What the fuck is with these cuts? #Monsterdon
So is this plot A, B, or C? I'm losing track here. #Monsterdon
Feeling sorry for that abused creature/man in a monster suit
Where did this secret league of Cowboy Nazis come from? Phillip has been busy!
I want to see my lawyer! I demand a better screenplay! #Monsterdon
Uh-huh #monsterdon
@JoeWynne It was, thankfully the match is over. I don't think my lack of close attention to the movie was a detriment to my enjoyment of it though, or understanding of it. 😆 #Monsterdon
I thought this movie was going to be all about Eddie Echeverria #monsterdon
Phil making the moves. Phil getting rejected. Phil getting psycho. Phil getting shooty.
I thought that fight we cut to was a historical reenactment. Are those guys dead?
Way more reaction to the dog.
“I’m going to shave myself with pie, why let it go to waste?” #monsterdon
that's what you got for not appreciating huey louis and the news
omg, this fight scene is like something from a Turkish thriller!
they literally only had one microphone on set, didn't they?
"Do you like Art, Barnstaple?" said Phillip, slipping into a kimono......
see, humans are sinful and enjoy things like pie and fake dog funerals so they're the real monster sheep fetus when you think about it
did he just use the pie as shaving cream? #monsterdon
@blogdiva also cops framing the Black guy for a crime...this #Monsterdon is somehow unbelievably believable...or believably unbelievable I dunno
They're literally shooting the rodeo except it's not the rodeo it's bonanza day
It's like I tripped and fell into Chapel Hill TX in 1970
#monsterdon
the gluttony of the pie contest makes a deep statement about something
The pie eating closeups may be worse than the sheep monster :/ #Monsterdon
Mad scientists, if you want to keep your projects top secret, do NOT make a weekly habit of dumping your lab refuse at the town dump, especially if the town is run by an obsessed rich guy and the whole town is playing along with his historical reenactment fantasy and/or spying for him. #Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats Also if your lab assistant Mariposa? starts dating the sheep rancher who's gotten the rich guy etc. mad at him, it's bad news.
I need drugs.
@rwg That plan may seem unbelievable, but it's still more believable than somebody agreeing to fund this movie. #Monsterdon
You may be asking what is going on?
Okay, coming in late on this thing is beyond surreal. We just switched to the 1970's and a... monster sheep?
Also, who's in charge of wigs and beards?
It’s like the writer - haha I said writer - learned about yellow phosphorus and just couldn’t sleep until they wrote a story about it. #Monsterdon
This scientist guy is the last known possessor of Old-Timey Announcer Voice.
MONSTER TIME?
Are we sure this is a "Godmonster" and not a "Dogmonster"?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster
Mariposa doesn't seem very engaged in all this, but in her defense, this is very dull and I'm sure meaningless exposition.
Is that the creature's prehensile genitalia reaching out to the Sheep Fucker......oh, he's back on the Humans again!
Time elapsed without Godmonster:
45 minutes
Did he just do a ballet move and challenge Mr Real Estate to a duel? #Monsterdon
So... the plan to discredit Barnstable was to get him drunk, let him shoot off a six-piece, and hope he shoots near the dog -- but not hitting the dog -- so the dog -- which is well-trained to play dead -- will make Barnstable think he killed the dog, and thus make it so no one will sell him land?
Got it.
@Lazarou If so they had the right idea
If you pound rhythmically on the coffin, you'll summon shai-hulud. #monsterdon #godmonster
Everyone going on about the hats but the vest game is strong in this waste of celluloid. #Monsterdon
@Taweret To do satire, your narrative has to be tethered to observable reality. Whereas... [spreads hands]
...The casket barks.
This film is unburdened by dignity. #Monsterdon
Not only did they fake the death of the Bar Dog they even had a fake funeral it's so DIABIOLICAL #Monsterdon
OMG the dog isn't even _actually dead_, the whole thing was a setup?! WTF?!
People Walk Down Steps At A Dog's Funeral ASMR
I give up. What was that all about?
I don't remember this part of the b plot but I sure hope the dog pops up and they spin it as jesus' work #monsterdon
ooooff, the Sheriff turning his back away from the Dog Murderer was intense
#monsterdon Somebody should have told him that he has the right to remain silent
A funeral for the dog? I got nothing. Apparently neither did the writers.
Aw, man, the tourist festival just started!
While apologizing for shooting the dog, he continues to endanger everyone by waving a loaded gun around at all of the people. #monsterdon #godmonster
yeah, just keep gesturing with that gun, that'll prove your innocence!
so many plots, so many genres, ...wait, what happened to the dog???
#Monsterdon
#GodmonsterOfIndianFlats
Old white man obvious bad guy is mean to (presumably the one) black guy in the movie? I A SHOCKED Shocked I say... well not that shocked.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster
what a well trained puppy! have treats. #monsterdon
#monsterdon A little harmless shooting
Feel like that dog is going to get.........yep!
Single Black Guy just killed the white town's only dog.....this will not go well
#Monsterdon “I’m clairvoyant remember…I see in the dark.” Is maybe the best delivered line of this movie
Bingo! #Monsterdon
@LK_877
Once they went with "Western Horror", all rules were off.
This scientist is constantly infodumping and yet not a single thing he says makes any sense.
#Monsterdon
It's the Awkward Parade on Bonanza Day!
@SarraceniaWilds @rwg this whole movie takes on a different life knowing that this is a real type of sheep guy #monsterdon
PARADE JUMPSCARE
And a parade out of no fucking where. #Monsterdon
lol, pans back to some random cowboy dude wanking off behind a fence as the Doc and Mariposa talk....
Wow, points for using "allotropic" I guess
that lamp is awfully unexploded for a gas leak
Oh, they're STINKY BONES #Monsterdon
Good old fashioned MAN MEDICINE *slaps the toxic gas out of Mariposa
@rwg @jonny Ok real talk, my dad had a coworker decades ago, heard about this guy during a barbecue with some coworkers of his, this guy was into sheep. pics of sheep on the desk, sheep shaped stuff, sheep calendar. apparently would just daydream and ask, ever wonder how a sheep FEELS? and then the women from the office all talked about how he gave full hipthrust hugs. this is a whole type of guy, they had an era i guess #Monsterdon
Ah yes, a full black velvet outfit and skirt, the stealthiest outfit for sneaking around a tan desert
1-amino-salicylic acid?
Well it's a real chemical compound, but I can't follow anything in this movie so I have no idea what they are doing with it.
Did... Did he just make a note that it can't speak? Do... Do monstrous human-sheep hybrids normally speak in this cinematic universe?
#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats
Sheep guy kisses exposition lady while goth weirdo looks. A normal movie. #monsterdon
This movie has an incredible amount of dialogue that is completely disconnected from the adjacent dialogue, even after accounting for the stiff delivery.
uh-oh... gringo scientist thinks he killed the godmonster's embryo. someone's been fucking around...
i don't believe this woman is roma
yeah, might wanna put your safety gear on BEFORE you open the box next time, sir. #monsterdon
Godmonster is stanky!
It's like voyeurism is the town sport. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats
is that a goth. in my good christian wild west cemetary 😡 #Monsterdon
"You care about your flock, don't you? They're like your children!"
LIKE? *LIKE?????*
Lady... >_> #Monsterdon
Yeah dude, it was some weird magic that made you fuck those sheep......
So, there is something that is eating away at a latex glove, and you are going to touch and smell it? #Monsterdon
Maybe Eddie is the one making all the sheep noises?
BWELELELELELELELELELELELE
considering nearly all the lines are ADRed you would think it would easier to understand what the hell anyone is saying
A room full of white people larping Ye Olde West, that doesn't set my alarm bells off at all. #Monsterdon
Lancer the Dog is the best part of this movie so far, for sure
Another movie rife with amazing hats.
#monsterdon funny smelling stuff? In the garbage dump?
Yes let's stick some unknown medical waste in our face. I half expected him to lick it 🤢
#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats
jump cut to horse ass. classic cinematography #monsterdon
there are actually a lot of nice locations in this
@apLundell I'm a little surprised we haven't seen more lab coats actually
Cut to horse butt #monsterdon