Yes let her run off into the Wilderness where this hybrid monster just escaped off to. No don't follow her.
#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats
I love the way the godmonster's footprints are smoking. That's how you know he's a god. #monsterdon #godmonster
YEET #monsterdon
menter? why i never even
NOBODY is demanding these scenes be at βnightβ #monsterdon
bonanza days are OOOOVER #monsterdon
Godmonster bringing a message: Tear gas sucks!
#monsterdon
#monsterdon the Keystone Nazi Cowboys
"I don't want the federal government involved" lol #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats
Do you think Ari Aster's forthcoming Western is a remake of this film?
How much of this even happens in Indian Flats?
I mean, we've seen very little of the Godmonster so why not also see very little of the other thing getting title credit
@brooke Nor did anyone involved in this turd. #Monsterdon
That'd be an OK stunt if we couldn't SEE the landing pad in-shot!. #monsterdon
Wool is better armor than kevlar, apparently.
Good mutant sheep. Kill more cowboys. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats
"...we're lucky Bonanza Days are over"
"But are they ever really over, Silverdale. Are they ever really over."
What if godmonster created godman in His image?
@yatsu Yeah, threw him down a 200' cliff apparently #monsterdon
"We're lucky Bonanza Days are over!"
Uh... Huh. #monsterdon
"That's my hybrid out there!" - Me pointing at my prius in the parking lot. #monsterdon #godmonster
Geez, that monster is seriously clumsy.
WHOSE VOICE IS THAT THATS NOT THE DOCTOR #monsterdon
He keeps calling it a hybrid. Is it an Eddie x Sheep cross?
βIβve been following you all the way from the glory hole.β Godmonster of Indian Flats #monsterdon
A black man shooting off his gun in front of some jumpy white folk? Is this a metaphor?
In this movie probably not.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster
The actor inside the monster is embarrassing themself #monsterdon
ABOUT GODDAMN TIME, GODMONSTER! Now go get the rest of 'em!
the social commentary of the klansmen getting what they deserve but only because they tear gassed the godmonster is sort of unclear #monsterdon
"Tis but a scratch." #Monsterdon
hey! did that monster finally kill someone! yaaay! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon who owns the pink convertible?!
Finally, Monster!!!
#monsterdon
REMEMBER THE ALAMOOOOOO #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats
@amyfou Shit got tactical fast. #Monsterdon
GO GODMONSTER! SMITE YOUR ENEMIES! I SACRIFICE MY FIRSTBORN IN YOUR NAME! #monsterdon #godmonster
Even the Giant Claw is like What the Fook are You? #monsterdon
is the scientist helping the nazis????
Did I just kinda watch this weird town origanise a lynching? Was that on the #Monsterdon bingo card?
IT LIVES! IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!
Nazi Bois are On the Building
the scientist gets so irritated at people f-ing up his experiment that he single-handedly defeats the nazi cowboys in a fit of Scientific Rage. #theMovieIWantToSee #monsterdon
They've tear-gassed the godmonster! This is going to end well. #monsterdon
Godmonster SMASH!
@blogdiva without everyone's commentary i genuinely wouldn't have realized it was supposed to be night #monsterdon
#Monsterdon oh jeezβ¦thatβs where the noose came from
God monster is finally acheiving apotheosis! #monsterdon #godmonster
mutant doom-sheep? where are you, friend, it's your turn to go on!
Movie trailer: sheep monster! Constant attacks! People running for their lives!
Actual movie: people have poorly ADRed conversations in various bars while the monster gets fed oatmeal in an oxygen tent
The Naziboys are definitely vibing West Side Story. #Monsterdon
HERE WE GO LADX #monsterdon
Where did they find this video of my sleep farts fumigating my house??? #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats
YES, RIDE GODMONSTER, RIDE
I want the dog to make a reappearance and rescue us from this movie #monsterdon
Oh, wait. The gas is going to engage the monster, and then it escapes, and enacts revenge for Barnstable, yes?
I don't know if you've ever tried to filter tear gas through your cowboy hat. If it's soaked in enough sweat, it just might work. #monsterdon #godmonster
This is the most flatulent movie we've ever seen. #Monsterdon
Cowboy SWAT teams? Sure, fine. Who needs a monster at this point. Let's just see where this goes now.
@Lazarou @brooke I think DALL-E would have made the night scenes look more like actual nighttime at least #monsterdon
this is too cool a location to shoot so that we can't fucking see it
I don't want to empathize with a cop, but: me on my lunch break tbh #monsterdon
This movie has to stop doing night scenes.
What's fucking me up is that the land-buying plot is
It's got potential, it could be something, it really could
But why is it taking up 90% of my monster movie?
"...I'm ready to drop the gas whenever you say"
'fasten your jackass canisters, its time for Monsterdon'
im gonna make a t shirt
#Monsterdon
Music disappears for a few seconds as the scene cuts, like it's hiding, then pops back in. Fucking editor. #monsterdon #godmonster
so they weren't just wearing white hoods and crosses because...?
#monsterdon
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#monsterdon Where did they get tear gas? DHS?
God, how many Klansmen do they HAVE in this village? #Monsterdon
@nev everything happened and none of it seems to have mattered #monsterdon
so, is it time to send the Godmonster after these dumbasses yet? how bout now? now? #monsterdon
I like the mix of cowboy hats with pilgrim hats #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats
@Zerofactorial @brooke still better than anything an AI could do!
okay so i went and made a cup of tea, washed the dishes, brushed my teeth, etc., did i miss anything? probably not
there was never any danger, all their guns have been blanks this whole time and they just play injured as a matter of honor in cosplay cowboy town #monsterdon
"Now GO DO
THAT VOODOO!
THAT YOU DO!
SOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEELL!!" #Monsterdon
I promise it'll be worth it, because the Godmonster hates racists above all else #monsterdon
fasten your jackass canisters? what?
*if* we can make it to indian flats; when itβs just over there #Monsterdon
It's like they realized they could edit their two crappy films together to get one feature length movie released. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats
More hybrid less property dispute
#monsterdon
oh this is some fucked up shit here. and its not event the human sheep hybrid science monster. I wish it was the human sheeo hybrid science monster #Monsterdon
See, the men doing the lynching have *black* hoods, which symbolizes [gestures vaguely]
I hope you people got in some St.Paddy's Day drinking to deal with this movie #monsterdon
First the dog, now the pies, that guy is just the worst!!
#monsterdon
These day-for-night scenes just can't get any more ... obvious.
I love the melodramatic strings over the scientists restraining the monster #monsterdon
i can't even tell which plot is the a plot
Good ol' car human horse chase!
@lytta In Alabama, godmonster starts at conception
It feels like there were two writers who wrote very different movies and they just decided to film both
#monsterdon
...have they even been aware that the monster is alive and conscious before this point?
i wish i could've prevented this..y'know, by not framing you...o.O
why not just throw him into the canyon anyway then?
The deputy should have some steak with his ketchup. #monsterdon
@brooke It feels to me like the actor expected Barnstable to be a breakout role for him #monsterdon
the calling the creature an 'embryo' is killing me #Monsterdon
