@SnoopJ Mariposa is kind of flighty.

I guess that only makes sense if you speak Spanish

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...Octaman was a lot smoother than this guy. #Monsterdon

She did not just say she followed the sheep monster from the glory hole!!! #Monsterdon

SHEEP SMASH

#Monsterdon

"I've been following you all the way from the glory hole! I'm your friend!" #monsterdon #godmonster

FROM THE WHAT

#Monsterdon

GLORY HOLE #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

"I've been following you all the way from the glory hole!"

WTF MARIPOSA WE DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU. TMI! TMI!

#Monsterdon

my alcoholic intake per bad cut is not high enough #Monsterdon

"...I've been following you all the way from the glory hole"
"the ... what did you say?"

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

"following you all the way from the WHERE??" #monsterdon

At the glory hole with the Godmonster #monsterdon

What happened to the lynch mob? Are they too respectful to intrude on archaeological investigation? #monsterdon

Twas beauty tamed the savage godmonster. #monsterdon #godmonster

i have exactly zero sense of what is supposed to happen for the next 20 minutes. they are setting up like 10 different possible plots in this scene #monsterdon

from the whattt??? #monsterdon

ALL THE WAY FROM THE GLORY HOLE????

#Monsterdon

"Don't show the monster" is fine but "don't show the location or the action" is not. #Monsterdon

Did they.. . Did they /have/ to word it that way.
#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats #gloryhole

ALL THE WAY FROM THE GLORY HOLE?! THAT FAR?!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

meanwhile, on letterboxd (https://letterboxd.com/film/godmonster-of-indian-flats/)

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "No, no, guys, I'm the director. I want to dub your voices over the video - and, and I want you to deliver the lines like you're reading them from the script for the third time."

@wohali @blogdiva Well if they don't hurry it up we're not going to get any kind of monster rampage.

#Monsterdon

Well... At least the effects are so bad we can't actually see what's supposed to be happening. #Monsterdon

A scene of the scientists training the hybrid to run an agility competition #monsterdon

"maybe the monster is some sort of sign. a messenger"

i feel like this is playing into the biblical stuff but i'm not sure how

#Monsterdon

Mariposa needs to get her stimulant prescription refilled, I think

#Monsterdon

In the beginning was the Word. Lots of Words. Lots and lots of Words

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

One of the worst day-for-night shots of all time #monsterdon

"This could be one of the most important scientific discoveries in history!"

Or it would be, if we could actually, y'know, oh, I dunno, SEE IT.

Or anything else in this movie.

#Monsterdon

„That’s my hybrid out there“ So half sheep, half what? #monsterdon

Yes let her run off into the Wilderness where this hybrid monster just escaped off to. No don't follow her.
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I love the way the godmonster's footprints are smoking. That's how you know he's a god. #monsterdon #godmonster

YEET #monsterdon

NOBODY is demanding these scenes be at “night” #monsterdon

menter? why i never even

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bonanza days are OOOOVER #monsterdon

Godmonster bringing a message: Tear gas sucks!
#monsterdon

#monsterdon the Keystone Nazi Cowboys

"I don't want the federal government involved" lol #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Do you think Ari Aster's forthcoming Western is a remake of this film?

#Monsterdon

How much of this even happens in Indian Flats?

I mean, we've seen very little of the Godmonster so why not also see very little of the other thing getting title credit

#Monsterdon

That'd be an OK stunt if we couldn't SEE the landing pad in-shot!. #monsterdon

@brooke Nor did anyone involved in this turd. #Monsterdon

Wool is better armor than kevlar, apparently.

#Monsterdon

Good mutant sheep. Kill more cowboys. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

"...we're lucky Bonanza Days are over"
"But are they ever really over, Silverdale. Are they ever really over."

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What if godmonster created godman in His image?

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

@yatsu Yeah, threw him down a 200' cliff apparently #monsterdon

"We're lucky Bonanza Days are over!"

Uh... Huh. #monsterdon

Geez, that monster is seriously clumsy.

#monsterdon

"That's my hybrid out there!" - Me pointing at my prius in the parking lot. #monsterdon #godmonster

WHOSE VOICE IS THAT THATS NOT THE DOCTOR #monsterdon

He keeps calling it a hybrid. Is it an Eddie x Sheep cross?

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“I’ve been following you all the way from the glory hole.” Godmonster of Indian Flats #monsterdon

A black man shooting off his gun in front of some jumpy white folk? Is this a metaphor?
In this movie probably not.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

The actor inside the monster is embarrassing themself #monsterdon

ABOUT GODDAMN TIME, GODMONSTER! Now go get the rest of 'em!

#Monsterdon

"Tis but a scratch." #Monsterdon

hey! did that monster finally kill someone! yaaay! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon who owns the pink convertible?!

Finally, Monster!!!
#monsterdon

REMEMBER THE ALAMOOOOOO #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

@amyfou Shit got tactical fast. #Monsterdon

GO GODMONSTER! SMITE YOUR ENEMIES! I SACRIFICE MY FIRSTBORN IN YOUR NAME! #monsterdon #godmonster

Even the Giant Claw is like What the Fook are You? #monsterdon

is the scientist helping the nazis????

#Monsterdon

Did I just kinda watch this weird town origanise a lynching? Was that on the #Monsterdon bingo card?

IT LIVES! IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!

#Monsterdon

Nazi Bois are On the Building

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

the scientist gets so irritated at people f-ing up his experiment that he single-handedly defeats the nazi cowboys in a fit of Scientific Rage. #theMovieIWantToSee #monsterdon

They've tear-gassed the godmonster! This is going to end well. #monsterdon

Godmonster SMASH!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@blogdiva without everyone's commentary i genuinely wouldn't have realized it was supposed to be night #monsterdon

Please, I need monster shots

Give me something

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh jeez…that’s where the noose came from

God monster is finally acheiving apotheosis! #monsterdon #godmonster

"You should have never tried to escape"

*he immediately escapes*

#Monsterdon

mutant doom-sheep? where are you, friend, it's your turn to go on!

#Monsterdon
#GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Movie trailer: sheep monster! Constant attacks! People running for their lives!

Actual movie: people have poorly ADRed conversations in various bars while the monster gets fed oatmeal in an oxygen tent

#Monsterdon

The Naziboys are definitely vibing West Side Story. #Monsterdon

Where did they find this video of my sleep farts fumigating my house??? #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

HERE WE GO LADX #monsterdon

YES, RIDE GODMONSTER, RIDE

#Monsterdon

Oh, wait. The gas is going to engage the monster, and then it escapes, and enacts revenge for Barnstable, yes?

#Monsterdon

I want the dog to make a reappearance and rescue us from this movie #monsterdon

I don't know if you've ever tried to filter tear gas through your cowboy hat. If it's soaked in enough sweat, it just might work. #monsterdon #godmonster

This is the most flatulent movie we've ever seen. #Monsterdon

Cowboy SWAT teams? Sure, fine. Who needs a monster at this point. Let's just see where this goes now.

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou @brooke I think DALL-E would have made the night scenes look more like actual nighttime at least #monsterdon

this is too cool a location to shoot so that we can't fucking see it

#monsterdon

I don't want to empathize with a cop, but: me on my lunch break tbh #monsterdon

This movie has to stop doing night scenes.

#monsterdon

What's fucking me up is that the land-buying plot is

It's got potential, it could be something, it really could

But why is it taking up 90% of my monster movie?

#Monsterdon

"...I'm ready to drop the gas whenever you say"

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

'fasten your jackass canisters, its time for Monsterdon'

im gonna make a t shirt
#Monsterdon

Music disappears for a few seconds as the scene cuts, like it's hiding, then pops back in. Fucking editor. #monsterdon #godmonster

so they weren't just wearing white hoods and crosses because...?
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Where did they get tear gas? DHS?

God, how many Klansmen do they HAVE in this village? #Monsterdon