need this mans opera vocalizations as a ringtone #Monsterdon

"I wish I could have prevented this Barnstable."

But I was too busy causing it. #Monsterdon

Me: See this is a statement about how vigilante violence is ignored, nor encouraged by the state in order to enforce property protection.
Writer: Um, sure
#monsterdon

Wait. Are they hot boxing that monster fetus? That sheep is blowing huge cotton in there.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

I wonder where I can get a pound of peas, a tiny number of french fries, and tough gristly steak that overhangs the plate all around at this time of night. And will they deliver? #monsterdon #godmonster

wait, shouldn't those hoods be white?

#Monsterdon
#GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

I mean who didn’t see a lynching coming? #Monsterdon

Time elapsed without Godmonster:
60 minutes

#GodMonsterOfIndianFlats
#Monsterdon

Listen, they came from the Union! They can't be racist!! #monsterdon

@rberlim
Idk the editing is the thing that makes this movie

#Monsterdon

Oops. One of the angry mob bumped the camera. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Proud papa looking on #monsterdon

#Monsterdon How many Swanson t.v. dinners did he pile on that plate?

walking in past the sheriff sounds basically right

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Sing Candyman next! #Monsterdon

Ooh racism at the bar built into a rock cabin.
Well I guess the almost gunfight didn't happen. So much for any action in this movie outside of a dog playing dead.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

so hang on are they like a cosplay tourist town or are they actually cowboys, and do they know the difference #monsterdon

listen, if you're not gonna let me see my lawyer, i'm not gonna let you eat in peace. fair's fair. #monsterdon

It says something about something

#Monsterdon

AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

I feel like I'm flipping back and forth between two different movies here. #monsterdon

When does this framed mining company representitive meet the monster?

You can't let a lynch mob decide these things. The decent approach is to get the Supreme Court to sort it out #monsterdon

@msh
Goes to show that Alien would have been much improved if the crew of the Nostromo had indulged in extensive arguments about mining rights while the xenomorph grew to a more threatening size... #monsterdon

greasiest sheriff I've ever seen #monsterdon

I keep getting whiplash from trying to tell if this movie takes place in the 1970s or the 1870s #monsterdon

This scene is going to put me off steak forever. #monsterdon #godmonster

It's really wild how they are using all the trademarks of old timey racist violence but the reason they're going after the guy has nothing to do with him being Black

#Monsterdon

see the ketchup looks like blood and that makes a deep statement about something

#monsterdon

this rules #monsterdon

St. Francis Community Hospital for Flesh Wounds

...would fit right into Monty Python

#Monsterdon

damn, that guy eats like Radar O Reilly #monsterdon

Sheriff digging into a massive meal and wearing his badge on his undershirt. Amazing
#monsterdon

That dude is seriously eating like five pounds of meat?

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

Ugh. A meal of Trumpian proportions. #Monsterdon

Steak's a little tough. LOL!!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Is this *actually* day for night, or did they just fuck up at the film processing lab?

#Monsterdon

the screen flashing white when he's taking photos 💀 #monsterdon

“Did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

#Monsterdon

Midnight meeting of the 601 club. Everybody in black.

#Monsterdon

We have to keep the creature sedated! We don't have the budget to integrate it into the rest of the film yet! #Monsterdon

"You will be risking your lives! While I? Will be risking an almost certain academy award nomination for best supporting actor." #Monsterdon

The 601 are Klansmen in black hats. #Monsterdon

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!! #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

RHUBARB! RHUBARB! #monsterdon #godmonster

yes! they are friends with the godmonster! #monsterdon

mutter mutter mutter mutter mutter

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

#monsterdon Sherrif's badge on a tank-top certainly is a _choice_

..."now a fun photo! smiiile!"
#Monsterdon
#GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

I'd like the sheep thing better if it had cat ears #monsterdon

Oh great epilepsy flash effects. #monsterdon

As movie monsters go, this one is the most pitiful. I feel genuine pity for whoever designed it. #Monsterdon

@catzilla
I think the dog plot was to disuade anyone from selling land to the Black guy. That guy who owns most of the land is up to something (else) fishy.
#Monsterdon

Eddie, honey, don't pour water on the electrical fire.

#Monsterdon

Scientists in the big glass tank with the big cuddly fluffy godmonster. Awww. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Okay, now give me pouty, pouty - and sexy - and coy, yeah, that's it."

First rule of godmonster:
don't let it get wet.

#monsterdon

@amyfou Pull that off and he has one pinned to his pec too

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

See, now *that's* a less baroque frame-up

#monsterdon

Can we finally have a monster in this monster movie?

#Monsterdon

I am not sure what the point if of almost all of this #Monsterdon so far except to give us *something* to watch until the Mutant Sheep Foetus grows up but I'm kinda here for it anyways

"yeah i hate to bother you at home, but your cars extended warranty is expiring"
#monsterdon

And now there's an electrical fire in the lab and now everybody sounds like they've huffed helium?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW y'all.

#Monsterdon

this monster design sucks

#Monsterdon

Mariposa Mariposa Mariposa do something #monsterdon

The godmonster is desperate to be in the plot he's fuckin up the cabling

BE FREE BOY BE FREE #MONSTERDON

MONSTÄÄÄR! #Monsterdon

I still don't understand what year it is. #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Wait. The dog was playing dead in the tiny dog coffin too? EH?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Barnstable's gonna get Fortunado-ed #monsterdon

Next time the network acts up I'm gonna say it's because of the Godmonster's phosphorated gas.

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

pretty sure the godmonster is the b-plot at this point #monsterdon

Mariposa, you don't happen to know where the Master Switch is on this movie, do you? #monsterdon

"Mariposa, fix my ADR speed, I sound like a muppet!" #Monsterdon

meanwhile, in the A plot #monsterdon

Sparklers! In the god monster! What have you done! #monsterdon #godmonster

Wait, what is going on? When did the science lab catch fire?
#monsterdon

CAROUSING! #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

SO they made this movie because they found a closet filled with old costumes didn't they? Town goth looks good in grey though.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

All of these weird crane shots, I don't understand it.

Or is this meant to imply that the sheriff's surveillance cameras really are everywhere?

#Monsterdon

Oh, we are in the 1870s. The Boss has consumption. #Monsterdon

Did Dr Clemens get in the tank with that thing because I think that's unwise

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Who is the real monster?

we ask

#Monsterdon The bathroom in the wild-west restored Comstock!??!

@paco We know the people were the real godmonsters all along (because they couldn't afford a godmonster)

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

Oh. Didn't kill him. Just framed him for ANOTHER crime, because OF COURSE. Can the Godmonster come and eat all of these people? And let Barnstable out?

#Monsterdon

Eddie just saw some sort of supernatural occurrence while in the sheep pen, and I half though someone would start chanting BAA, RAM, EWE!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Well, we're going in unexpected directions for a 1970s film ... or maybe not. Gay hookup turned into a framed attempted murder.

#Monsterdon

No one will be seated for the Dog Funeral Scene.
"He was only a dog... but he filled out days with gaiety."
The dog was the only gay in town?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

that sherrif's star is pinned right onto his nipple and you can't tell me otherwise

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

BADGE ON THE UNDERSHIRT
#monsterdon

I’d like to see this whole movie dubbed with lines from Blazing Saddles. #Monsterdon

@howler0502

Gotta be tough trying to follow this #Monsterdon movie and #NWSL at the same time.

Oh, I was wondering when we'd get the hate crime. #Monsterdon

um... what just happened there??? #monsterdon

"Barnstable, you son of a bitch"
and the dedicated midnight screening fans cheer #monsterdon

@blogdiva oh yes me too

#Monsterdon

um, that's a gun, i think you're supposed to -- thank you. #monsterdon

Is this a Cone of Silence thing or a YouTube copyrighted song thing... #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Oh dang now it's back, just in time for the inevitable killing the black dude because OF COURSE. <facepalm>

#Monsterdon

Was that everyone or just YouTube? #monsterdon