@nev everything happened and none of it seems to have mattered #monsterdon

so, is it time to send the Godmonster after these dumbasses yet? how bout now? now? #monsterdon

I like the mix of cowboy hats with pilgrim hats #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

okay so i went and made a cup of tea, washed the dishes, brushed my teeth, etc., did i miss anything? probably not

#Monsterdon

"We have to get to a phone. My head's bleeding again."

I don't understand...

#monsterdon

there was never any danger, all their guns have been blanks this whole time and they just play injured as a matter of honor in cosplay cowboy town #monsterdon

"Now GO DO
THAT VOODOO!
THAT YOU DO!
SOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEELL!!" #Monsterdon

I promise it'll be worth it, because the Godmonster hates racists above all else #monsterdon

fasten your jackass canisters? what?

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

*if* we can make it to indian flats; when it’s just over there #Monsterdon

It's like they realized they could edit their two crappy films together to get one feature length movie released. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

More hybrid less property dispute
#monsterdon

oh this is some fucked up shit here. and its not event the human sheep hybrid science monster. I wish it was the human sheeo hybrid science monster #Monsterdon

See, the men doing the lynching have *black* hoods, which symbolizes [gestures vaguely]

#Monsterdon

I hope you people got in some St.Paddy's Day drinking to deal with this movie #monsterdon

First the dog, now the pies, that guy is just the worst!!
#monsterdon

These day-for-night scenes just can't get any more ... obvious.

#Monsterdon

I love the melodramatic strings over the scientists restraining the monster #monsterdon

i can't even tell which plot is the a plot

#Monsterdon

Good ol' car human horse chase!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

#monsterdon

@lytta In Alabama, godmonster starts at conception

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

...have they even been aware that the monster is alive and conscious before this point?

#Monsterdon

i wish i could've prevented this..y'know, by not framing you...o.O

#Monsterdon
#GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

why not just throw him into the canyon anyway then?

#monsterdon

The deputy should have some steak with his ketchup. #monsterdon

the calling the creature an 'embryo' is killing me #Monsterdon

need this mans opera vocalizations as a ringtone #Monsterdon

"I wish I could have prevented this Barnstable."

But I was too busy causing it. #Monsterdon

Me: See this is a statement about how vigilante violence is ignored, nor encouraged by the state in order to enforce property protection.
Writer: Um, sure
#monsterdon

Wait. Are they hot boxing that monster fetus? That sheep is blowing huge cotton in there.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

I wonder where I can get a pound of peas, a tiny number of french fries, and tough gristly steak that overhangs the plate all around at this time of night. And will they deliver? #monsterdon #godmonster

I mean who didn’t see a lynching coming? #Monsterdon

wait, shouldn't those hoods be white?

#Monsterdon
#GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Time elapsed without Godmonster:
60 minutes

#GodMonsterOfIndianFlats
#Monsterdon

Listen, they came from the Union! They can't be racist!! #monsterdon

@rberlim
Idk the editing is the thing that makes this movie

#Monsterdon

Oops. One of the angry mob bumped the camera. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Proud papa looking on #monsterdon

#Monsterdon How many Swanson t.v. dinners did he pile on that plate?

Sing Candyman next! #Monsterdon

walking in past the sheriff sounds basically right

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Ooh racism at the bar built into a rock cabin.
Well I guess the almost gunfight didn't happen. So much for any action in this movie outside of a dog playing dead.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

so hang on are they like a cosplay tourist town or are they actually cowboys, and do they know the difference #monsterdon

listen, if you're not gonna let me see my lawyer, i'm not gonna let you eat in peace. fair's fair. #monsterdon

It says something about something

#Monsterdon

AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

I feel like I'm flipping back and forth between two different movies here. #monsterdon

When does this framed mining company representitive meet the monster?

You can't let a lynch mob decide these things. The decent approach is to get the Supreme Court to sort it out #monsterdon

@msh
Goes to show that Alien would have been much improved if the crew of the Nostromo had indulged in extensive arguments about mining rights while the xenomorph grew to a more threatening size... #monsterdon

greasiest sheriff I've ever seen #monsterdon

I keep getting whiplash from trying to tell if this movie takes place in the 1970s or the 1870s #monsterdon

This scene is going to put me off steak forever. #monsterdon #godmonster

It's really wild how they are using all the trademarks of old timey racist violence but the reason they're going after the guy has nothing to do with him being Black

#Monsterdon

see the ketchup looks like blood and that makes a deep statement about something

#monsterdon

this rules #monsterdon

St. Francis Community Hospital for Flesh Wounds

...would fit right into Monty Python

#Monsterdon

damn, that guy eats like Radar O Reilly #monsterdon

Sheriff digging into a massive meal and wearing his badge on his undershirt. Amazing
#monsterdon

That dude is seriously eating like five pounds of meat?

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

Ugh. A meal of Trumpian proportions. #Monsterdon

Steak's a little tough. LOL!!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Is this *actually* day for night, or did they just fuck up at the film processing lab?

#Monsterdon

the screen flashing white when he's taking photos 💀 #monsterdon

“Did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

#Monsterdon

Midnight meeting of the 601 club. Everybody in black.

#Monsterdon

We have to keep the creature sedated! We don't have the budget to integrate it into the rest of the film yet! #Monsterdon

"You will be risking your lives! While I? Will be risking an almost certain academy award nomination for best supporting actor." #Monsterdon

The 601 are Klansmen in black hats. #Monsterdon

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!! #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

RHUBARB! RHUBARB! #monsterdon #godmonster

yes! they are friends with the godmonster! #monsterdon

mutter mutter mutter mutter mutter

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

#monsterdon Sherrif's badge on a tank-top certainly is a _choice_

..."now a fun photo! smiiile!"
#Monsterdon
#GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

I'd like the sheep thing better if it had cat ears #monsterdon

Oh great epilepsy flash effects. #monsterdon

As movie monsters go, this one is the most pitiful. I feel genuine pity for whoever designed it. #Monsterdon

@catzilla
I think the dog plot was to disuade anyone from selling land to the Black guy. That guy who owns most of the land is up to something (else) fishy.
#Monsterdon

Eddie, honey, don't pour water on the electrical fire.

#Monsterdon

Scientists in the big glass tank with the big cuddly fluffy godmonster. Awww. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Okay, now give me pouty, pouty - and sexy - and coy, yeah, that's it."

First rule of godmonster:
don't let it get wet.

#monsterdon

@amyfou Pull that off and he has one pinned to his pec too

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

See, now *that's* a less baroque frame-up

#monsterdon

Can we finally have a monster in this monster movie?

#Monsterdon

I am not sure what the point if of almost all of this #Monsterdon so far except to give us *something* to watch until the Mutant Sheep Foetus grows up but I'm kinda here for it anyways

"yeah i hate to bother you at home, but your cars extended warranty is expiring"
#monsterdon

And now there's an electrical fire in the lab and now everybody sounds like they've huffed helium?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW y'all.

#Monsterdon

this monster design sucks

#Monsterdon

Mariposa Mariposa Mariposa do something #monsterdon

MONSTÄÄÄR! #Monsterdon

The godmonster is desperate to be in the plot he's fuckin up the cabling

BE FREE BOY BE FREE #MONSTERDON

I still don't understand what year it is. #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Wait. The dog was playing dead in the tiny dog coffin too? EH?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Barnstable's gonna get Fortunado-ed #monsterdon

Next time the network acts up I'm gonna say it's because of the Godmonster's phosphorated gas.

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

pretty sure the godmonster is the b-plot at this point #monsterdon

Mariposa, you don't happen to know where the Master Switch is on this movie, do you? #monsterdon

"Mariposa, fix my ADR speed, I sound like a muppet!" #Monsterdon