"Mariposa, fix my ADR speed, I sound like a muppet!" #Monsterdon

Sparklers! In the god monster! What have you done! #monsterdon #godmonster

Wait, what is going on? When did the science lab catch fire?
#monsterdon

CAROUSING! #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

SO they made this movie because they found a closet filled with old costumes didn't they? Town goth looks good in grey though.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

All of these weird crane shots, I don't understand it.

Or is this meant to imply that the sheriff's surveillance cameras really are everywhere?

#Monsterdon

Oh, we are in the 1870s. The Boss has consumption. #Monsterdon

Did Dr Clemens get in the tank with that thing because I think that's unwise

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Who is the real monster?

we ask

#Monsterdon The bathroom in the wild-west restored Comstock!??!

@paco We know the people were the real godmonsters all along (because they couldn't afford a godmonster)

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

Oh. Didn't kill him. Just framed him for ANOTHER crime, because OF COURSE. Can the Godmonster come and eat all of these people? And let Barnstable out?

#Monsterdon

Eddie just saw some sort of supernatural occurrence while in the sheep pen, and I half though someone would start chanting BAA, RAM, EWE!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Well, we're going in unexpected directions for a 1970s film ... or maybe not. Gay hookup turned into a framed attempted murder.

#Monsterdon

No one will be seated for the Dog Funeral Scene.
"He was only a dog... but he filled out days with gaiety."
The dog was the only gay in town?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

that sherrif's star is pinned right onto his nipple and you can't tell me otherwise

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

BADGE ON THE UNDERSHIRT
#monsterdon

I’d like to see this whole movie dubbed with lines from Blazing Saddles. #Monsterdon

@howler0502

Gotta be tough trying to follow this #Monsterdon movie and #NWSL at the same time.

Oh, I was wondering when we'd get the hate crime. #Monsterdon

um... what just happened there??? #monsterdon

"Barnstable, you son of a bitch"
and the dedicated midnight screening fans cheer #monsterdon

@blogdiva oh yes me too

#Monsterdon

um, that's a gun, i think you're supposed to -- thank you. #monsterdon

Is this a Cone of Silence thing or a YouTube copyrighted song thing... #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Oh dang now it's back, just in time for the inevitable killing the black dude because OF COURSE. <facepalm>

#Monsterdon

Richard Nixon edited the audio for this movie, I lost 20 seconds of sound, and now I'll never be able to understand this film. #monsterdon #godmonster

Was that everyone or just YouTube? #monsterdon

@moira Blessed silence - envious #monsterdon

oh here's the hate crime

#Monsterdon

This is YOUR house, you idiot

#Monsterdon

the decorator in this room needs some HELP #monsterdon

Kinda works better as a silent fi- oh, damn. #Monsterdon

Okay audio is back yikes

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Somebody wake up the audio engineer! #monsterdon

#monsterdon good clean murdering each other fun in Reno.

This editing is incredible, these smash cuts…

#Monsterdon

@moira this movie got everything #Monsterdon

Oh no my copy of this turn has no sound in this scene. I mean yay, but also boo. #Monsterdon

It's admirable to make friends with the man who threatened to kill you, but probably don't go home with him to drink. #monsterdon

OHNOEZ the audio vanished but honestly I'm not sure this isn't a kindness. XD

#Monsterdon

that's some 70s decor if I say so #monsterdon

Oh, it's not just me? Wonder if that's a problem with the original print. #Monsterdon

@moira you on youtube too? the sound cut out for me. but the adr is so bad that i didn't realize for a second #Monsterdon

Wow, Barnstable, that's one groovy pad. #monsterdon

@sean Welp. Got that out of the way. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@moira damn. got the youtube-version, yes, here too #Monsterdon

"...let me play some Lamb Jazz"

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

This scene doesn't belong in a movie but in an experimental Off-off-Broadway production #monsterdon

#monsterdon haha transition

Did they steal the furniture for theis scene from The Prisoner? And put it in a western repro residence? #monsterdon #godmonster

please come incidentally save barnstable from being murdered, sheep monster #monsterdon

this whole movie is "if you see something, say something, then drink to forget".
#Monsterdon
#GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@blogdiva It's a movie that just can't commit #monsterdon

oh the sound cut out, weird

#Monsterdon

oh shit did we just lose audio?

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Wait what? A random riccochet killed the dog? LIKE WHO DIDN"T SEE THAT COMING!? Lots of gun shots and drunk people. Your whole town is lucky it was a dog.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

...The sound cut out? #Monsterdon

Awful lot of science happening. But they don't seem to have any trouble getting close to the crab, they just need a taser duct taped to a broom handle. #Monsterdon

i'm p sure that's the living room of a psychopath. #monsterdon

gonna go do shady stuff at night, let me wear my WHITE jacket.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon due to bylaws passed after the disaster of 1874 it's only legal to shave in Comstock immediately after being pied in the face

This is really bad "day for night" filming.

It doesn't look dark, it just looks blue. #monsterdon

I see a three way on the horizon. #Monsterdon

@Taweret brain refusing to process this sentence and is leaving it in prelinguistic limbo #monsterdon

This film is almost a fantastic visual record of 1970s small-town America and associated wild west-themed tourism - only someone's tried making an utterly surreal monster movie through its entrails...

#monsterdon

Those kids have good aim with the pies, props to them

#Monsterdon

THE BLUE PLASTIC ON THE DOORS SO THEY COULD FAKE THE DAY-FOR-NIGHT

#Monsterdon

Philip and Mr Silverwhatsit are absolutely a couple but the movie won't admit it.

#Monsterdon

Time travel must be possible, because this fucking movie was clearly written by an AI from 1999 or so. #monsterdon #godmonster

Okay, we're back to the blue faux-nighttime scenes #monsterdon

@SnoopJ Give 'em a break, they couldn't afford an actual night

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

Nobody will be seated during the spine-chilling pie scene. #Monsterdon

no gfi plugs in the bathroom eh. 70s. smh. #Monsterdon

i feel like it shouldn't be THAT hard to make a halfway coherent monster movie.

- show genesis of monster
- introduce main characters
- suspenseful signs of monster without actually showing it (draw this out as long as possible)
- main characters confront monster
- they look like they're about to escape/defeat monster, suffer sudden setback, a bunch of characters die
- survivors escape or whatever
- fin

and yet somehow this movie is failing SPECTACULARLY

#Monsterdon

Insert Richard Dreyfuss "Close Encounters" shaving cream scene here. #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Man, that moon sure is bright "tonight." #Monsterdon

Gonna shoot me some pie kids.

#Monsterdon

Do not meddle in the ways of godmonsters, for they are subtle and quick to make you hallucinate #monsterdon

DAY FOR NIGHT SIGHTING

#Monsterdon

The town's festivities include cheering a man hammering a spike, and then cheering the same man while he gets hammered drunk

#monsterdon

Shave and a gun clip, two bits. #Monsterdon

Meanwhile, blue night has fallen on the town...

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Why are they kissing in front of godmonster. What is that guy hammering? Why is barnacle just shooting in front of him instead of up. All in a minute. This can’t go on like this. #monsterdon

Whaa just when I thought we might get to see some Godmonster action and then we cut to a shootout

#Monsterdon

Somebody sack the fookin' editor #monsterdon

do these cuts make any sense at all? #Monsterdon

That cut to him shaving in front of the infinite mirrors. So good.

#monsterdon

FILM THE PARADE! It's free content. And pointless.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

i have no fucking idea whats going on. there was a drunk casino sheepherder who made a freak baby with a sheep and researchers are studying it, while theres rich people talking about mines and the black man shot a dog and was framed by the madam goth and the overenunciating bowlcut dude, and the black guy is also a door to door salesman of something... and... now theres a fistfight and people shot while jumping out of a building into the street in front of a crowd, but its a festival? what the FUCK is going on

#Monsterdon

You- You missed a spot, mister, your beard's gonna be out of square the rest of the day :/ #Monsterdon

@SRLevine Eventually it will end and we will all be ... just the same for the experience

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

@Taweret Not production value
#monsterdon

Just what this hunk of shit was missing. Slapstick. #Monsterdon

Bring your kids to watch an old timey murder! #Monsterdon

Is this all the same day? Is it even all the same dimension? #monsterdon

LOL ok, that was smooth. Should have shot a blank into his ass. #Monsterdon

So mine gas makes mutant sheep. Got it.
Wait why?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Hahahahahaha! Pie throwing!!
Anyway, back to ancient mine creature
#monsterdon

Nurse Ratched hosting the pie eating contest I guess. #monsterdon #godmonster