Richard Nixon edited the audio for this movie, I lost 20 seconds of sound, and now I'll never be able to understand this film. #monsterdon #godmonster

@moira Blessed silence - envious #monsterdon

oh here's the hate crime

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This is YOUR house, you idiot

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the decorator in this room needs some HELP #monsterdon

Kinda works better as a silent fi- oh, damn. #Monsterdon

Okay audio is back yikes

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This editing is incredible, these smash cuts…

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Somebody wake up the audio engineer! #monsterdon

#monsterdon good clean murdering each other fun in Reno.

@moira this movie got everything #Monsterdon

Oh no my copy of this turn has no sound in this scene. I mean yay, but also boo. #Monsterdon

It's admirable to make friends with the man who threatened to kill you, but probably don't go home with him to drink. #monsterdon

OHNOEZ the audio vanished but honestly I'm not sure this isn't a kindness. XD

#Monsterdon

that's some 70s decor if I say so #monsterdon

Oh, it's not just me? Wonder if that's a problem with the original print. #Monsterdon

@moira you on youtube too? the sound cut out for me. but the adr is so bad that i didn't realize for a second #Monsterdon

Wow, Barnstable, that's one groovy pad. #monsterdon

@sean Welp. Got that out of the way. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

"...let me play some Lamb Jazz"

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@moira damn. got the youtube-version, yes, here too #Monsterdon

This scene doesn't belong in a movie but in an experimental Off-off-Broadway production #monsterdon

#monsterdon haha transition

Did they steal the furniture for theis scene from The Prisoner? And put it in a western repro residence? #monsterdon #godmonster

please come incidentally save barnstable from being murdered, sheep monster #monsterdon

this whole movie is "if you see something, say something, then drink to forget".
#Monsterdon
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oh the sound cut out, weird

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@blogdiva It's a movie that just can't commit #monsterdon

oh shit did we just lose audio?

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Wait what? A random riccochet killed the dog? LIKE WHO DIDN"T SEE THAT COMING!? Lots of gun shots and drunk people. Your whole town is lucky it was a dog.
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...The sound cut out? #Monsterdon

Awful lot of science happening. But they don't seem to have any trouble getting close to the crab, they just need a taser duct taped to a broom handle. #Monsterdon

i'm p sure that's the living room of a psychopath. #monsterdon

gonna go do shady stuff at night, let me wear my WHITE jacket.

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#monsterdon due to bylaws passed after the disaster of 1874 it's only legal to shave in Comstock immediately after being pied in the face

This is really bad "day for night" filming.

It doesn't look dark, it just looks blue. #monsterdon

I see a three way on the horizon. #Monsterdon

@Taweret brain refusing to process this sentence and is leaving it in prelinguistic limbo #monsterdon

This film is almost a fantastic visual record of 1970s small-town America and associated wild west-themed tourism - only someone's tried making an utterly surreal monster movie through its entrails...

#monsterdon

Those kids have good aim with the pies, props to them

#Monsterdon

THE BLUE PLASTIC ON THE DOORS SO THEY COULD FAKE THE DAY-FOR-NIGHT

#Monsterdon

Philip and Mr Silverwhatsit are absolutely a couple but the movie won't admit it.

#Monsterdon

Time travel must be possible, because this fucking movie was clearly written by an AI from 1999 or so. #monsterdon #godmonster

Okay, we're back to the blue faux-nighttime scenes #monsterdon

@SnoopJ Give 'em a break, they couldn't afford an actual night

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Nobody will be seated during the spine-chilling pie scene. #Monsterdon

no gfi plugs in the bathroom eh. 70s. smh. #Monsterdon

i feel like it shouldn't be THAT hard to make a halfway coherent monster movie.

- show genesis of monster
- introduce main characters
- suspenseful signs of monster without actually showing it (draw this out as long as possible)
- main characters confront monster
- they look like they're about to escape/defeat monster, suffer sudden setback, a bunch of characters die
- survivors escape or whatever
- fin

and yet somehow this movie is failing SPECTACULARLY

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Insert Richard Dreyfuss "Close Encounters" shaving cream scene here. #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Man, that moon sure is bright "tonight." #Monsterdon

"I've said some unattractive things"

See Phillip, the way you phrase things just creeps everyone out

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Gonna shoot me some pie kids.

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Do not meddle in the ways of godmonsters, for they are subtle and quick to make you hallucinate #monsterdon

DAY FOR NIGHT SIGHTING

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The town's festivities include cheering a man hammering a spike, and then cheering the same man while he gets hammered drunk

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Shave and a gun clip, two bits. #Monsterdon

Meanwhile, blue night has fallen on the town...

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Why are they kissing in front of godmonster. What is that guy hammering? Why is barnacle just shooting in front of him instead of up. All in a minute. This can’t go on like this. #monsterdon

Whaa just when I thought we might get to see some Godmonster action and then we cut to a shootout

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Somebody sack the fookin' editor #monsterdon

do these cuts make any sense at all? #Monsterdon

That cut to him shaving in front of the infinite mirrors. So good.

#monsterdon

FILM THE PARADE! It's free content. And pointless.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

i have no fucking idea whats going on. there was a drunk casino sheepherder who made a freak baby with a sheep and researchers are studying it, while theres rich people talking about mines and the black man shot a dog and was framed by the madam goth and the overenunciating bowlcut dude, and the black guy is also a door to door salesman of something... and... now theres a fistfight and people shot while jumping out of a building into the street in front of a crowd, but its a festival? what the FUCK is going on

#Monsterdon

You- You missed a spot, mister, your beard's gonna be out of square the rest of the day :/ #Monsterdon

@SRLevine Eventually it will end and we will all be ... just the same for the experience

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@Taweret Not production value
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Just what this hunk of shit was missing. Slapstick. #Monsterdon

Bring your kids to watch an old timey murder! #Monsterdon

Is this all the same day? Is it even all the same dimension? #monsterdon

LOL ok, that was smooth. Should have shot a blank into his ass. #Monsterdon

So mine gas makes mutant sheep. Got it.
Wait why?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Hahahahahaha! Pie throwing!!
Anyway, back to ancient mine creature
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Nurse Ratched hosting the pie eating contest I guess. #monsterdon #godmonster

At least he used all that whipped cream to... shave?
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@ricci Is there a horseshoe theory? Can it eventually come around to making sense again? I'm so lost...

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pie eating contest????? what?????

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#Monsterdon “one late night when we were all in bed, Old Mrs Murphy left the light on in the shed and when the cow kicked it over, he turned his head and said it’s gonna be a hot night, in the old town tonight…”
That was the player piano song during the service denial montage in case anyone cared

well everything else is bizarre why not the ladies

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Making the metaphor with overdone decor #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Aw, Maldo's straight.

A vintage shootout show, where apparently they actually kill a couple guys or something maybe. #monsterdon #godmonster

Mad scientists, if you want to keep your projects top secret, do NOT make a weekly habit of dumping your lab refuse at the town dump, especially if the town is run by an obsessed rich guy and the whole town is playing along with his historical reenactment fantasy and/or spying for him. #Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats Also if your lab assistant Mariposa? starts dating the sheep rancher who's gotten the rich guy etc. mad at him, it's bad news.

everything is going on the whole time and none of it cares about any of the other stuff that is going on #monsterdon

Meraposa? Teh faq kind of name is that?
Oh I guess it's Spanish. Never heard of it before.
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Say what we will about the sheep, erm, lover, but he's a devoted father, very concerned about the health of his baby

#monsterdon

OMG A COOPERING CONTEST MAYBE WE DON'T KNOW THEY DON'T ACTUALLY SHOW IT #monsterdon #godmonster

It takes some real skill to cut from something that makes no sense to something that makes less sense. Over and over.

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Ah, they filmed Mariposa Days '72, huh? #Monsterdon

What's happening? Did I just breathe radioactive phosphorus vapor? #monsterdon

aw yeah the monster is here! it's monstering! #monsterdon

bonus: dog side-plot means the dog was safely out of town before the monster woke up

Don't you two hearing the monster growling? #monsterdon

JAYZUS! LOOK AT THE BONES!
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Please be careful when operating lightning beam weapons while carrying compressed air cylinders. Are those rebreathers? Could be pure O2 🥴 #Monsterdon

I appreciate how the church funeral for a dog was meant to make this whole scheme more believable. Good job. #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats
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WHAT they are just gonna pop him onscreen like that without a dramatic reveal or anything #monsterdon

CHRIST

again, would you *please* not jump scenes like that, shit's unpleasant! #Monsterdon

are you really talking like that? in front of my grazing land? #monsterdon

I am throughly discombobulated by this movie 😵‍💫
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my loaf-ward, this movie is bad
#monsterdon