Zombie Dogmonster of Reno Flats #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

the creature complexex aboline with phosphorous which created hallucinations and eddie's ranch ingested other sheep which totally makes sense and the light refracted of a weather balloon into venus and oh my god now I'm blind.

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the mama sheep huffed monster gas? what?

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ok now we're talking, godmonster time #monsterdon

i think you're about to BE a decent meal, sir. #monsterdon

Mmmmm I’m shipping Maldove and Barnstable. #Monsterdon

@catzilla clearly it was so that they could convince people there was a dead dog in it even though it was empty 👍 #monsterdon

Stop making shit up ! #monsterdon

@Jiko @trike it’s my favourite reframing mechanism. There’s nothing stopping folk from enjoying the fuck out of things that are objectively bad. See #Monsterdon as one example

MONSTER TIME?

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@ColesStreetPothole Yep sounds about right

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"...you wouldn't like Godmonster when it's angry"

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Radioactive hybrid embryo?

This X-Men reboot sucks!

#Monsterdon

...So it's a sulferous inflatable sheep? #Monsterdon

science man is trying so hard to make science words and he's making words but

please save us monster friend

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@rwg That makes so much more sense than what I've been subjecting my eyes to

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Finally - the return of the godmonster!

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You know, I don't want to stereotype here, but it was an odd choice for the mining company to send that particular agent to this secluded mountain town that probably goes months without ever seeing a black person.

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I *just* started watching. I'm not even out of the credits yet and I feel like I'm on acid.

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This movie is giving me whiplash
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yoo hes doing the cowboy silhouette decor pose! THE cowboy silhouette decor pose! #Monsterdon

Oh NOW we're back at the embryo plot. I think? Maybe? There's yellow phosphorus extraction but _fuck_ if I know what the hell is going on.

#Monsterdon

Yeah sure just keep injecting stuff into the weird giant mutant embryo.
Oh those ladies were actual "fortune tellers"? I figured that was a euphemism for an older profession.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Is any of this real? Or is this like a Voyager episode where everything is a dream, or a fork in the timeline, or a time loop, or something that almost but not quite didn't entirely not happen
#monsterdon #godmonster

Godmonster has one hell of a blunt!

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Would have been better if they played the jaunty rinky-tink piano music in the attempted Barnstable shooting scene #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Is the dog female? Can the Black guy dressed in the cowboy costume legitimately say, "That b***h set me up?"

maybe i should have been drinking all day, would this movie seem better that way? #monsterdon

@jonny Maybe the real dog funeral was the friends we made along the way

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Oh, great. They're going to slip him a Mickey, and frame him for crimes.

Oh, no. They're just going to shoot him.

We're like on subplot q at this point, right?

#Monsterdon

Larry Bird was in this too? #Monsterdon

oh, and have a funeral for the dog, to really bring the whole thing together

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@rwg Real intricate plot they got here

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did the dog funeral even happen, literally nothing is different or happened as a result of it #monsterdon

This guy's delivery is giving me Keith David in brief spurts. I think I like this character the best?

In part because he's having a similar "what in god's name is happening here" experience of this town.

#Monsterdon

@catzilla There's still time!

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I think this is my favorite horseshit scifi explanation ever, absorbed by irradiated crab with weird atoms that do that. Just go with it. #monsterdon

If you missed a bit or were confused by the dog fake death scene: the guy told the dog to get down on his belly and be still all like 'good dog', then a few people crowded around to block it from view while he accused the guy #monsterdon

Ballet fight scene? #Monsterdon

Barnstable just get out of town, these folks are a little too into their Civil War LARP. #Monsterdon

@combatwombat @Taweret

They'll probably come together at the end like trucks on black ice.

#GodMonsterOfIndianFlats
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"Godmonster of Dune," did we do that already? #monsterdon

Hello random old west goth girl? Whut?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

"How about a shot on the house?"
"Yes, shoot me, on the house."

#monsterdon #godmonster

This is another very weird shot, and the zoom in to the dog's coffin is even weirder.

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@davesdogmaggie Who needs a compelling story when you have nice vests? #Monsterdon

A grand whooping 185k budget for this hot garbage #monsterdon

OK I was very confused for a while because half of my feed seemed convinced the dog was really dead and half seemed convinced it wasn't

I was very confused for a while for many other reasons as well but that's neither here nor there

#Monsterdon

WHO THE HELL CAME UP WITH THE NAME BARNSTABLE?

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It's St Patrick's Day and everybody in this movie is now drunk

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Wait it’s literally a funeral for a dog? A dog who’s ALIVE? that’s the worst con attempt ever. #monsterdon

Dusty beer is real issue. #Monsterdon

"WE ARE CLOSE"…

…to the halfway point here, where is the godmonster???

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@ricci @SnoopJ pretty sure that's mostly poops

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Sound design by the organ grinder's monkey. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon He and Bart from Blazing Saddles could compare notes.

@SnoopJ I want to watch everything this sound designer has ever made

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This is a pile of b-role footage in a jacket pretending to have a direction...
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#Monsterdon "Shipped to his nephew in Albequerque" I was sitting here like a a dumbass thinking that dog was _really committing to the bit_ and was gonna pop out of the coffin for a treat...

YOU ARE THE NEW NUMBER 1. WHO IS THE NEW NUMBER 2?
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I'm waiting for him to break into ...

"They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Comin' down the mountain"

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@Taweret watching would've been easier if we did them too!!

#Monsterdon
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These two are dressed for two completely different movies from wildly different time periods. Her outfit is kinda cute for a cowgirl.
AH! JUMP SCARE PIG NOISES!
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That's a hell of a dog funeral dress #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Why do I hear a dog when he opens the casket #Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

"You mean you went through this dumb charade for a dog that isn't even dead"

You tell 'em nicely dressed lady!

#Monsterdon

i feel like there were a lot of drugs being done on this set

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"You agreed to abide by my rules regarding outsiders." Is this a cult situation?

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Not only did they fake the death of the Bar Dog they even had a fake funeral it's so DIABIOLICAL #Monsterdon

Coffin with a bark.

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@Taweret like one of those hallmark cards that plays the birthday song when you open it. #monsterdon

@SnoopJ This foley artist is one of the true greats

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"events have a certain logic" not in this movie!!!

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Howwww are we only halfway through. I may have to tap out.

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..did that empty casket just bark??

I am so confused.
#Monsterdon
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@starkraving666 They're chilling in the incubator #monsterdon

new episode of Six Feet Under just dropped #monsterdon

OMG the barking casket. #monsterdon

events have a certain logic

unlike this movie

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No rainbow bridge for this pup. We're talking full Christian funeral

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"That dog could even get a job on TV!"

It'd be a step up in the dog's career for sure >_> #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Day for Day #Monsterdon

okay we're back to the mine leases

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THE EMPTY CASKET BARKS???

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41 min in and no godmonster #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

40 minutes in, and we haven't even picked a major plot point to follow through on. #monsterdon #godmonster

Oh wait, it's the middle of the day? What? #monsterdon

I was seeing all of the toots about dog funeral and just going "yeah, right, they're all joking"

and you people were not joking

are dogs part of the resurrection?

#Monsterdon

WAIT WHAT

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@combatwombat @Taweret Is that a count or a win-loss record

#Monsterdon

They do dog funerals there, which means they're ok people in my book

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So this movie has PROBLEMS but at least the dog death was faked and the dog is actually fine? #monsterdon #godmonsterofindianflats

I WAS PROMISED A GODMONSTER

#Monsterdon

Oh sure, the BLACK man doesn't get the kiss the bereaved. RACIST MOTHER FUCKER #monsterdon #godmonster

The foleys went bananas on those church steps. #Monsterdon

LMFAO SHUNNED #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

#Monsterdon I’m sorry…did I see a child sitting in a barbecue at the parade?!

@Taweret I count 0-3 plots so far. #monsterdon

They had the funeral that afternoon right?
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#Monsterdon This movie is really scary!

Like, it's scary someone would make this movie.