At least he used all that whipped cream to... shave?
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@ricci Is there a horseshoe theory? Can it eventually come around to making sense again? I'm so lost...

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pie eating contest????? what?????

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#Monsterdon “one late night when we were all in bed, Old Mrs Murphy left the light on in the shed and when the cow kicked it over, he turned his head and said it’s gonna be a hot night, in the old town tonight…”
That was the player piano song during the service denial montage in case anyone cared

well everything else is bizarre why not the ladies

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Making the metaphor with overdone decor #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Aw, Maldo's straight.

A vintage shootout show, where apparently they actually kill a couple guys or something maybe. #monsterdon #godmonster

everything is going on the whole time and none of it cares about any of the other stuff that is going on #monsterdon

Meraposa? Teh faq kind of name is that?
Oh I guess it's Spanish. Never heard of it before.
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Say what we will about the sheep, erm, lover, but he's a devoted father, very concerned about the health of his baby

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OMG A COOPERING CONTEST MAYBE WE DON'T KNOW THEY DON'T ACTUALLY SHOW IT #monsterdon #godmonster

It takes some real skill to cut from something that makes no sense to something that makes less sense. Over and over.

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Ah, they filmed Mariposa Days '72, huh? #Monsterdon

What's happening? Did I just breathe radioactive phosphorus vapor? #monsterdon

aw yeah the monster is here! it's monstering! #monsterdon

bonus: dog side-plot means the dog was safely out of town before the monster woke up

Don't you two hearing the monster growling? #monsterdon

JAYZUS! LOOK AT THE BONES!
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I appreciate how the church funeral for a dog was meant to make this whole scheme more believable. Good job. #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats
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Please be careful when operating lightning beam weapons while carrying compressed air cylinders. Are those rebreathers? Could be pure O2 🥴 #Monsterdon

WHAT they are just gonna pop him onscreen like that without a dramatic reveal or anything #monsterdon

CHRIST

again, would you *please* not jump scenes like that, shit's unpleasant! #Monsterdon

are you really talking like that? in front of my grazing land? #monsterdon

I am throughly discombobulated by this movie 😵‍💫
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my loaf-ward, this movie is bad
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Zombie Dogmonster of Reno Flats #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

the creature complexex aboline with phosphorous which created hallucinations and eddie's ranch ingested other sheep which totally makes sense and the light refracted of a weather balloon into venus and oh my god now I'm blind.

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the mama sheep huffed monster gas? what?

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ok now we're talking, godmonster time #monsterdon

i think you're about to BE a decent meal, sir. #monsterdon

Mmmmm I’m shipping Maldove and Barnstable. #Monsterdon

@catzilla clearly it was so that they could convince people there was a dead dog in it even though it was empty 👍 #monsterdon

Stop making shit up ! #monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole Yep sounds about right

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"...you wouldn't like Godmonster when it's angry"

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Radioactive hybrid embryo?

This X-Men reboot sucks!

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...So it's a sulferous inflatable sheep? #Monsterdon

science man is trying so hard to make science words and he's making words but

please save us monster friend

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@rwg That makes so much more sense than what I've been subjecting my eyes to

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Finally - the return of the godmonster!

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You know, I don't want to stereotype here, but it was an odd choice for the mining company to send that particular agent to this secluded mountain town that probably goes months without ever seeing a black person.

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This movie is giving me whiplash
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I *just* started watching. I'm not even out of the credits yet and I feel like I'm on acid.

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yoo hes doing the cowboy silhouette decor pose! THE cowboy silhouette decor pose! #Monsterdon

Oh NOW we're back at the embryo plot. I think? Maybe? There's yellow phosphorus extraction but _fuck_ if I know what the hell is going on.

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Yeah sure just keep injecting stuff into the weird giant mutant embryo.
Oh those ladies were actual "fortune tellers"? I figured that was a euphemism for an older profession.
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Is any of this real? Or is this like a Voyager episode where everything is a dream, or a fork in the timeline, or a time loop, or something that almost but not quite didn't entirely not happen
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Godmonster has one hell of a blunt!

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Would have been better if they played the jaunty rinky-tink piano music in the attempted Barnstable shooting scene #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Is the dog female? Can the Black guy dressed in the cowboy costume legitimately say, "That b***h set me up?"

maybe i should have been drinking all day, would this movie seem better that way? #monsterdon

@jonny Maybe the real dog funeral was the friends we made along the way

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Oh, great. They're going to slip him a Mickey, and frame him for crimes.

Oh, no. They're just going to shoot him.

We're like on subplot q at this point, right?

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Larry Bird was in this too? #Monsterdon

oh, and have a funeral for the dog, to really bring the whole thing together

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@rwg Real intricate plot they got here

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did the dog funeral even happen, literally nothing is different or happened as a result of it #monsterdon

This guy's delivery is giving me Keith David in brief spurts. I think I like this character the best?

In part because he's having a similar "what in god's name is happening here" experience of this town.

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@catzilla There's still time!

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I think this is my favorite horseshit scifi explanation ever, absorbed by irradiated crab with weird atoms that do that. Just go with it. #monsterdon

If you missed a bit or were confused by the dog fake death scene: the guy told the dog to get down on his belly and be still all like 'good dog', then a few people crowded around to block it from view while he accused the guy #monsterdon

Ballet fight scene? #Monsterdon

Barnstable just get out of town, these folks are a little too into their Civil War LARP. #Monsterdon

@combatwombat @Taweret

They'll probably come together at the end like trucks on black ice.

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"Godmonster of Dune," did we do that already? #monsterdon

Hello random old west goth girl? Whut?
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"How about a shot on the house?"
"Yes, shoot me, on the house."

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This is another very weird shot, and the zoom in to the dog's coffin is even weirder.

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@davesdogmaggie Who needs a compelling story when you have nice vests? #Monsterdon

A grand whooping 185k budget for this hot garbage #monsterdon

OK I was very confused for a while because half of my feed seemed convinced the dog was really dead and half seemed convinced it wasn't

I was very confused for a while for many other reasons as well but that's neither here nor there

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WHO THE HELL CAME UP WITH THE NAME BARNSTABLE?

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Wait it’s literally a funeral for a dog? A dog who’s ALIVE? that’s the worst con attempt ever. #monsterdon

Dusty beer is real issue. #Monsterdon

"WE ARE CLOSE"…

…to the halfway point here, where is the godmonster???

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@ricci @SnoopJ pretty sure that's mostly poops

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Sound design by the organ grinder's monkey. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon He and Bart from Blazing Saddles could compare notes.

@SnoopJ I want to watch everything this sound designer has ever made

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This is a pile of b-role footage in a jacket pretending to have a direction...
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#Monsterdon "Shipped to his nephew in Albequerque" I was sitting here like a a dumbass thinking that dog was _really committing to the bit_ and was gonna pop out of the coffin for a treat...

YOU ARE THE NEW NUMBER 1. WHO IS THE NEW NUMBER 2?
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I'm waiting for him to break into ...

"They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Comin' down the mountain"

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@Taweret watching would've been easier if we did them too!!

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These two are dressed for two completely different movies from wildly different time periods. Her outfit is kinda cute for a cowgirl.
AH! JUMP SCARE PIG NOISES!
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That's a hell of a dog funeral dress #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

"You mean you went through this dumb charade for a dog that isn't even dead"

You tell 'em nicely dressed lady!

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i feel like there were a lot of drugs being done on this set

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"You agreed to abide by my rules regarding outsiders." Is this a cult situation?

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Coffin with a bark.

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@Taweret like one of those hallmark cards that plays the birthday song when you open it. #monsterdon

@SnoopJ This foley artist is one of the true greats

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"events have a certain logic" not in this movie!!!

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..did that empty casket just bark??

I am so confused.
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Howwww are we only halfway through. I may have to tap out.

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@starkraving666 They're chilling in the incubator #monsterdon

OMG the barking casket. #monsterdon

new episode of Six Feet Under just dropped #monsterdon

events have a certain logic

unlike this movie

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No rainbow bridge for this pup. We're talking full Christian funeral

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