ashes to ashes, dust to dust, treats to treats. RIP puppers. #monsterdon

@Taweret I think it must be up to a D plot by now #monsterdon

If I were to critique this grift, I might say the black armbands were laying it on a little thick. #Monsterdon

Trying to find the plot #monsterdon

Stop! Waving! The! Gun! Around! #Monsterdon

Oh wait!! Madame Alta and Mariposa give us our Bechdel Test pass yes? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #dogsterdon

@SnoopJ I expect this guy to eventually murder his barber

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#Monsterdon It's Yucca Man! He won't say it, but it's Yucca Man slightly revised.

I don't buy this funeral scene. It's nighttime and the lighting isn't all blue #monsterdon

Dog Funeral is the name of my banjo reggae band #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Yep, it's a funeral for the faux-dead dog.

#Monsterdon

is there anyone here _not_ in a cult and who can validate my parking?

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Okay. I'll admit it. Of all the things I was expecting to happen in this film "Dog funeral" was NOT on the list. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

...See, this is where #Monsterdon really shines in getting me to actually watch whole films. Because if I were watching by myself, I think *an extended maudlin fake funeral for a dog* would probably be where I turned this turd off. #Monsterdon

Absolutely love this dog funeral, we need more of it IRL
#monsterdon

“YOU HAVE ABANDONED YOUR CHILD!!!!”

#Monsterdon

that must be the dumbest attempt at framing someone for dog murder I've ever seen #monsterdon

Mr Barnstable? That is not a great name when said out loud. It's got a weird mouth feel. But he is the one man wearing a suit that looks like it's from the 20th century.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Wow, they had a dog casket on hand for a same day service. I wonder if the dog was jewish, and had to be in the ground by sundown.
#monsterdon #godmonster

OK this is literally Chekov's Gun (range)

#Monsterdon

is the movie trying to have a b plot? is that what's happening?

#monsterdon

D O G F U N E R A L #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Someone please give all the prizes to whoever chooses the #monsterdon movies.

The dog gets a funeral? It's not even dead. #Monsterdon

I was on his side until "just a damn dog"

#Monsterdon

The wardrobe department legendarily bought out all the gingham in the West for this movie

you couldn't get a yard of gingham for months after Godmonster was shot

#monsterdon

y'know, stupefying is a really good word here

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are they having a funeral for the dog??? #monsterdon

Dog just gonna be casually walking around in an hour and people are gonna be like huh that looks like that dog that got shot that was infamously good at playing dead
#monsterdon

Um, is this the dog's church funeral, or did I miss something?

#Monsterdon

yeah, just keep gesturing with that gun, that'll prove your innocence!

#Monsterdon
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@annathepiper The humans?

Although I'm unsure whether they paid more or less than $20 for the human noises

#Monsterdon

So, this town is recreated exactly like it was in the 1870s, but also they need a sheriff's department with a high-tech surveillance system?

#monsterdon

"these things do happen" drunken gun murder???

#Monsterdon

Okay, I get it, racism exists. Let's just get back to that hybrid fetus #monsterdon

Hey, the grifting is historically accurate, too. #Monsterdon

@howler0502 Plot? #Monsterdon

Are they mourning the dog?

#monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

naaah, Cheers to Boss Hog #Monsterdon

So how does Elbow Johnson fit into all of this? #monsterdon

PSA again for ppl who are not wanting to see ads, here's an ad-free rip of tubi's version: https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/oimsuZSHprBBMHLKzGFZ52 #monsterdon

DOGGYYYYYY!!!!!!!

#Monsterdon

I think the director made a deliberate choice to make the scene transitions as disconcerting and nonsensical as possible to keep you off guard.

I feel like I'm watching The Prisoner at its peak.

#monsterdon #godmonster

Did you just drink some DNA?
Why do you have mutant sheep fossils?
Why did that man cut a dildo in half with a knife?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

And now that I've gotten my bingo, I'm now going to spend the rest of this movie wondering if they have _any_ animals that don't sound like they paid somebody twenty bucks to make those noises.

#Monsterdon

it's the guns everywhere that makes her uncomfortable??? #monsterdon

cool, lovin these ads, keep em comin #monsterdon

This whole damn movie is like cutting from one Pioneer Days/Ren Faire skit to another, just pointing a camera at someone like "ok you're a witch creeping around a graveyard, do some business"

#Monsterdon

Good boy Lancer!

#Monsterdon

Actual parade footage, methinks.

And we dropped in a "mine monster" that smells like the mutant sheep - daddy maybe?

#Monsterdon

Cheers to Rosco #Monsterdon

they keep mentioning indian flats but i haven't seen any flat land this whole movie

#Monsterdon

"These bottles murdered my parents! So did the people standing behind these bottles!" - This guy.

#monsterdon #godmonster

WHAT is with all these scene transitions?

#Monsterdon

DON'T DROP THE MONSTER FETUS!
Why does this place look like it's built on a World of Warcraft desert? All the shelves to fight on.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Someone needs to introduce this director to the concept of pacing. #Monsterdon

The director doesn't believe in transitions. Just splice them scenes together HARD #monsterdon

@jonny @SarraceniaWilds it's a documentary! #monsterdon

Blazing Saddles prequel #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

The cuts in this movie are just the best

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Hybrid monsters. Evil from the caves. Town with secrets science we shouldn't know. Myths about prehistoric monsters.

What the hell kind of movie are we watching? Does the movie even know?

#Monsterdon

Jesus! That wasn't a smash cut that was a bludgeon cut!

Give us some flippin' warning before you jump from the outback to the St. Paddy's Day Parade O_O #Monsterdon

Carefull Mariposa Yellow Phosphor Gas is dangerous especially the kind that makes that "weeweeweeweewee" sound

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie i literally jumped back in my chair 🤣 #monsterdon

It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have a fine old time... #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

meanwhile, in movie.... F?

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»How you’re feeling, Mariposa?«
»Drivel-educated«

#Monsterdon

Mariposa re-named herself the same year she took Spanish 1 #monsterdon

Whoa UFO sounds again? Apparently we *can* reuse musical genres

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon slap her!

I just laughed so loud at how limp the doll!Mariposa he picked up was. she wasn't even supposed to be dead?? #Monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds @rwg what the fuck. i need to know more and yet never want to hear anything like that ever again #monsterdon

Whee - the Chollar Mine is a real place!

#Monsterdon

"Tourists... every year they come like... locusts." Thank you movie. I hate this man as much as I expect you want already.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

three out of three people who can't put masks on before there's danger. check. #monsterdon

She'll feel better if you'd just say "Mariposa" a few dozen more times at her #monsterdon

Wow, Luckily that abandoned mine was only about twenty feet deep. #monsterdon

Isn't this movie set in the 70s? Why is he using a carbide headlamp? Did they not have better lights by then? #Monsterdon

Some excellent palaeontological excavation skills - poking at the dirt with the pointy end of a rock hammer, then giving the bones a really vigorous shake...

#monsterdon

This movie is in a hurry to move three plots at the same time but it has no idea how to do it #monsterdon

@lysdexic Canary, Mariposa, same thing
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that lamp is awfully unexploded for a gas leak

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Hippies! It's 70's hippie paranoia. Drugs,. Disrespect for their elders.

#Monsterdon Miraposa is the Spanish word for butterfly. I bet she wishes she could fly away from this movie.

Random guy wants to do science on a sheep fetus? Sure that can't end badly.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

At the end of the mineshaft, he finds.... a Lil Archaeologist Playset

#monsterdon

The real monster?

Inadequate ventilation!
#monsterdon

Mining, archaeology, potayto, potahto #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

My god it's that same smell! I should really see my doctor. #monsterdon #godmonster

Good old fashioned MAN MEDICINE *slaps the toxic gas out of Mariposa

#monsterdon

MARIPOSA #monsterdon #godmonster

Do not use MAPP gas to light your lantern you fools! #Monsterdon

is this where she rips the wig off...?? pleeeeeease??

#Monsterdon
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Dem bones look super fresh #monsterdon

not sure what's more grating, the acting or the exposition #monsterdon

Oh no! A UFO dispensing coal gas!

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE?!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Hey, someone buried styrofoam bones here! #Monsterdon

Is sheep jacket man being killed by flying bones a sheep stampede and cat howls? Whut?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster