Okay, I'll give it to ya, dark abandoned mineshafts are actually scary

#Monsterdon

Every time they go to a closeup it feels like they're setting up to take the actor's photo for the Amber Alert notification. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wow, Disney's rides in Frontier Town have really gotten lame.

My take-away from this movie is, if you want to dress like a somewhat anachronistic old timey saloon lady of ill repute, go right ahead and flaunt it. who cares what year it is?

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Flashlight footage of an old mine: the first actually scary thing in the movie

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Worst carnival ride ever.

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Clarivoyant: Adj Means you see in the dark. #monsterdon #godmonster

@splott It's a bit over the top #monsterdon

The doctor in this acts like he's straight out of a Larry Blamire movie. #Monsterdon

Ahh yes the lab coat makes an appearance

#Monsterdon

I'm calling this spiritual consultation a Bechdel pass #monsterdon

@diazona A goth showed up so I'm back in
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@jonny yeah.... and don't say how you *really* feel about sheep

#monsterdon

It's clear to me that the rifftrax version is heavily edited to try to make this shit make some sort of sense, because holy shit. #monsterdon #godmonster

MAKING LOVE

THEY JUST KISSED
#monsterdon

I’ve got a project I’ve got to wrap up tonight but I’m gonna put the movie on in the background and catch up with the #monsterdon toots tomorrow!

"Strong psychic configurations hover over your every action"

Yeah, I've got a crib mobile with quartz crystals in it. #Monsterdon

the B-52s would kill for for that wig

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Bechdel opportunity across a crystal ball!

#GodMonsterOfIndianFlats
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"body is a mobile". ummmm...if i found that hanging above my crib i'd be scarred for life...

#Monsterdon
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PUA tips, always look like you are mortally afraid of her when you lean in for a kiss #monsterdon

Did this movie just travel back in time to an 1890s saloon just to get drunk and pet a dog?
Is Abe Lincoln on the piano???
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@RobynGoodfellow they don't teach you pro-nounciation in science school

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@peter_mcmahan Honestly beyond the giant sheep I'm having a hard time making myself care

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I don't know who this sneaky woman in black is but she is amazing and my favorite. #monsterdon

Scientist Dude sounds to me like he learned to emote from imitating newscasters in 50's movies. #Monsterdon

Godmonster is stanky!

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Maggie Gyllenhaal creepy peepin from the trees... #monsterdon

Why did he pronounce "immobile" like that?

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@Crazypedia wait. Are you saying that bad acting isn’t a pre-requisite to qualify for #Monsterdon ?

Body is in Mobile. You know, Alabama. #monsterdon #godmonster

behold the OMINOUS EGG
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NUH UH says monster friend

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Im-Mo-Bee-al. Is he trying to say immobile? #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

"I like being near the earth..."

Oh god, if he starts telling about Coachella in turning this shit off

#monsterdon

Oh my laws I'll be telling the other daughters of the Confederacy about that chaste kissing! #monsterdon

"you care about your flock. They're like your children."

"It's... hard to explain"

that confirms it. The godmonster is his kid

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The Comstock load! On no is this a secret gold mine movie? is there gonna be an insane old prospector? Dadgummit!
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Eddie is some kind of holy innocent and almost certainly marked for death.

#Monsterdon

Okay what the balls is going on

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It's like voyeurism is the town sport. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

"You must think I'm crazy" - this guy
"Yes. I do." - @starkraving666
And she's a trained professional. She would know. #monsterdon #godmonster

Oh wait I didn't recognize this guy without his decadent sheepskin vest.

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"The sheep started moaning...it was beautiful, like in the Bible" is certainly a grouping of words. #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Sheep started moaning...

I mean, Eddie, I don't kink shame, but damn you're making this difficult.

#Monsterdon

What they are really trying to say is that Eddie...ahem... REALLY CARES ... about his sheep

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Aaaand the award for most awkward kiss ever put to film goes toooo... #Monsterdon

now they have vaguely TOS star trek music

WHAT IS THIS MOVIE

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alright alright enough exposition already let's MAKE WITH THE GODMONSTER #monsterdon

Eddie finally takes the hint.

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I LOVE that #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats (Mutant sheep rampage, 1973: #Monsterdon movie) starts with song "Sheep May Safely Graze" (Bach, 1713), then penned sheep frantically baa'ing, then a bit of 70's music, gamblers and girls and a guy in a sheepskin? jacket in some touristy northern Nevada town. Then a bar band with two banjos, a guitar, and a pi-ano!

#Monsterdon Don't fret none; that's just Creepy Cora who hangs out near Native American burial grounds.

mariposa lives up to her name... she's up somewhere _real_ high #monsterdon

that hair. the longer i look at it, the more..wig..it becomes...

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it was beautiful, like in the bible #monsterdon

#monsterdon They better explain the lady in black pretty soon

The abrupt cuts are making my head spin 😵‍💫 #Monsterdon

Is the Mariposa actress wearing a wig or could that hair be real? #monsterdon

@starkraving666 second that #Monsterdon

Ah. Cats distracted me for 20 minutes while getting tea. TIme to speed up this watchalong. 1.5 speed credits and casino winnings with fuzzy jacket man and his cowboy roadies.
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I was wondering if the lamb thing was going to be a forced allegory 🙄
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"Hogus bobeidai"

Hmmmmm

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Is the corpse fondler in the tiny graveyard just employed by the city to sit there for ambience?

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She’s the shittiest scientist ever. #Monsterdon

...Are they setting the monster up to be Sheep Jesus? :/ #Monsterdon

yeah just like the bible

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We're 30 minutes in, and I'm still not sure who the main characters are. Are they still introducing them?

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Creepy old graveyard - the natural habitat for a goth. But in bright sunlight???

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Lydia Dietz sighting #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

The real monster of this movie is whomever did the foley #monsterdon

Well I'm glad Eddie seems to be recovered from his fright the other night #monsterdon

which indians????

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Oh, they have a town goth! That's tough in a western setting. #Monsterdon

You can tell how edumucated they are in this #Monsterdon by how posh their manner of speech is

Yeah I can tell y'all are glad you voted for this 😉 #monsterdon

The acting in this one is a little painful to watch
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#monsterdon big man sheriff w/ mutton chops in a onesie?

i see we have today's ambush goth

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???????????? #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Sherriff's side-hustle: selling bundles of coax #monsterdon

The science lab is throwing out rubber gloves?

How suspicious!

#monsterdon

jesus christ. so when Eddy inevitably gets eaten, i will not feel bad. #monsterdon

Best jumpscare ever

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#Monsterdon That's real mature there, sherrif. "I'm gonna get you for this"? Really?

Please make the "who's your friend" scene make sense. #monsterdon #godmonster

"Oh her, she's just the town goth. She works in computers they say....."

#monsterdon

I didn’t know Andre the Giant was in this. #Monsterdon

Wonder what that dog is doing. I kind of miss him. #monsterdon

turtleneck cowboy, now that is a look #monsterdon

Nice to know Boss Hawg is a people person >_> #Monsterdon

@wohali damn i keep missing the boom mics! too much tootin' going on #monsterdon

just "Tourist Festival"

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White Privilege is the sheriff not killing that weird young man straight away

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yup. that was also a human making dog sounds #monsterdon

wtf a sherrif office is this? whats going on here #Monsterdon

btw I am going to need the science dudes to stop calling this large fetus an "embryo" #monsterdon

Jump cut to a horse's ass. #Monsterdon XD

UFO noises in the soundtrack too... sure why not, nothing out of the ordinary at this point

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@athena_rising Give it the 'ol sniff test. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

When you find someone who looks better in lambchop sideburns, you let me know. #monsterdon #godmonster