Social engineers would like this subplot: they're going through the trash of the lab to find out what's going on!

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@jonny @apLundell Or free posters from various companies #Monsterdon

Balls like a regulation pair of baseball pants #monsterdon

ugh, dude, don't smell that! that's medical waste! just coz ol' boy can't throw it away properly doesn't mean you need to risk your entire olfactory sense. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yes, yes, let's handle the scientific waste.

Kleenex brand placement #monsterdon

indecent. get some jorts on that horse. #Monsterdon

YEET that trash #monsterdon

Sure, just stick YOUR HANDS IN MEDICAL WASTE, why not #Monsterdon

NOW TASTE IT

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Why are the organized criminals of Indian Flats so deeply interested in the local trash pile? #monsterdon #godmonster

HORSE BUTT #Monsterdon

"almost incredible from a scientific standpoint" LOOOL
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The best interests of the embryo #monsterdon

Oh...it literally is lmao #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Mike sounds like he lives a full rich life. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Good heavens, I shudder to think of the gossip should Mr. Darcy make an appearance #monsterdon

@apLundell real scientists decorate their labs with data from failed experiments and shit scavenged from scrounge piles from when labs shut down #monsterdon

Why the hard cut from a string quartet to a horse's ass🎥🤨
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OK, that's two different people talking in a very secretive fashion about the deeps of the old mines ...

#Monsterdon

Cut to horse butt #monsterdon

@rwg I bet he wears Old Spice #monsterdon

Can't stop sayin' Comstock. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Oh, look. Their incubator has one of those decorative flicker-candle bulbs. #monsterdon

VISUAL METAPHORS #monsterdon

And now, a horse's ass. You're welcome, #Monsterdon

So am I right in assuming that the wealthy 70s black guy is a werewolf? Is that the lesson I was supposed to learn back in October? God help me I am so confused. #Monsterdon

This movie needs to pick a genre. Is it a western, a monster flick, a polite society thing? #Monsterdon

now I KNOW that song. lol.

#Monsterdon
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A huge house with 19th century dress talking about "heritage" and somehow it's not a plantation. #Monsterdon

"We have communion together. We dress in honor of the traditional village. And we enforce sundown laws as is traditional."

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@sean We already used up that genre though

#Monsterdon

Mr Barnstable's mellifluous voice is worth the pain of the movie #monsterdon

BONANZA CITADEL, I am screamb

#Monsterdon

One of these days I'm going to figure out the link to watch #monsterdon with everyone, but for now, just catching up with the peeps I follow who are using the hashtag is brilliant.

I dee-claire it's the mutant sheep cotillion. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

"Bonanza Citadel" lmfaoooooo what is this, Gold Rush Simulator 9000? #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

and now, as punishment for DARING to offer me MONEY for this, my HISTORICAL PROJECT, i shall info dump on you all afternoon about the many Details i have replicated. #monsterdon

Mutant flesh lump, „cellular realignment“, archeology, EGG… what? #monsterdon

"your world" listen they were union, they aren't racist dagnubbit #monsterdon

ah I see. this is another EGG movie #monsterdon

"bonanza citadel"

#Monsterdon

"A far-sighted and progressive individual"

Okay this movie definitely thinks it's saying SOMETHING about the progress of society

#Monsterdon

Wait, he insists that there be a brothel there because there was a brothel there a hundred years ago?

Sure. Perfectly plausible.

#monsterdon

These illicit sheep-scientists have a fantastic selection of hats.

(Cambridge academic - dodgy fossils - secret lab - giant sheep embryo of depraved origins? I can't keep up.)

#monsterdon

Is that a musical saw or a theremin? #Monsterdon

"he was one of the pioneers in the space exploration program" so he's a nazi?

#Monsterdon

Another #monsterdon movie with boiled eggs featured prominently. Huh

More realistic beast, go

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Good thing they brought the baby to the only lab in the West with a Visible Godmoster diagram on the wall #monsterdon

the violence of cracking the egg makes a deep statement about something

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he is too worried for the wellbeing of the crossfertilized babylump for it to not be his own. nasty man. #Monsterdon

EGG OF DOOM

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Scientist guy's done some local dinner theater. It looks like he actually memorized his lines enough to try to B-movie emote through them. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

#monsterdon Weird how they have a sheep incubator all ready to go

No, Mr Barnstable, i expect you to die. #monsterdon

LOOK WITH YOUR EYES, NOT YOUR HANDS

#Monsterdon

transcoding finished, if you are seeing ads on tubi (or just don't want to use tubi) here's a rip without them: https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/oimsuZSHprBBMHLKzGFZ52
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don't just rub the fossil!!!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Pulsating Bacon-wrapped jalapeno popper - "It's going to live, it's a miracle!"

In full seriousness I don't *think* they were actually saying Mr. civilized shepherd guy is the dad, but that something or someone else impregnated the sheep and he was up all night doing a particularly harrowing lambing?? #monsterdon

If we can keep it alive, I can create an army to take over the world!

#Monsterdon

We gave the strange sheep a flicker bulb to make it more comfortable.

#Monsterdon

Hey, someone was a papier mache artist! Aaw :3 #Monsterdon

The godmonster is a Guild Navigator #monsterdon #dune

"It's not gonna die, doc, is it?" Eddie is too pure for this world.

#Monsterdon

Is that a croissant being baked? #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Wow, nothing phases that scientist guy.

He just instantly pulls out his full-sized cassette recorder and starts making his report.

#monsterdon

Is that character’s name Professor Exposition? #Monsterdon

HYBRID ORGANISM #monsterdon

the baby godmonster is simply not allowed to make those sounds i will not allow it #monsterdon

It's a breathing meatloaf. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@Louisa "Fetal Sheep Monster" has to be a band name

#Monsterdon

"it can't die!"
that's right, it's a ZOMBIE mutant sheep! doooooom!!

#Monsterdon
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"Here, in my private laboratory" thanks for the exposition
#Monsterdon

♫ Under pressure ♪ #Monsterdon

This place, here, which is my private laboratory.
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where's the lightning?

you can't restore life to the dead monsters without lightning!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

more pressure! #monsterdon

It's gonna be okay, doc? That's my baby, doc!

#Monsterdon

Oh yes, it'll live 😈#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm hoping the Foley Artist and the Sound Designer didnt work too often after this.

The scratchy film and audio glitches just add to the surrealness.

...

And I'm pretty sure I saw that Ominous Part-Constructed Concrete Building on Grand Designs...

#monsterdon

That's no way to treat a god monster! #monsterdon #godmonster

#Monsterdon Apparently, the doc has no idea how to build a deck.

Poor little mutant was dropped on its head as an embryo.

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"Oh, the brothel? That's for [clears throat] verisimilitude."

#Monsterdon

you put baby in box?????

#Monsterdon

Was that a lab or an abandoned construction site?
#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

The music is trying to convince me this is spooky, is one of the fish supposed to seem spooky? so far this looks like a fun dive #monsterdon

I wanted to restore this town so accurately, I brought in the original town's madam's great grand-daughter to be the new madam.

#Monsterdon

This is... Weirdly pastoral music for a dude hauling a half-human half-sheep hybrid to a research-- ah, there we go, it's the RESEARCH FACILITY that's sinister, right? #Monsterdon

Genuinely interested in what this abandoned location is, a cross between a factory and Iron Age temple....

#monsterdon

"Maybe he's in the hills with the sheep." she says, despite the fact that you can clearly hear the sheet bleating.

#monsterdon

My baby! My cat mewling cross fertilized sheep love child! #Monsterdon

Lol that's a special level of incompetence
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#Monsterdon The pan flute with Eddie in the dark with his sheep wasn't supposed to sound romantic, right? Cuz that would be weird!

Never thought the phrase "historical society's theater fund" could be played so sinister

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

meanwhile at the old west archology

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So weird to see an International Harvester on it's native ground: A farm. #monsterdon #godmonster