*documentary voice* And here we see the wild Dr Clemens, on his way to conduct important business. #monsterdon

Remember, folks, sex work is real work

We respect every form of work boot

Madame Whatever can "advertise" on the main street if she wants

#Monsterdon

Why does this scene look like it was filmed in front of a giant painting of the scenery instead of the actual location?

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

Telescope guy probably shouldn't have finished off that bottle before trying to deliver lines. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

a still breathing mutant lamb thing isn't the usual thing you wake up next to the morning after a bender in Nevada

#Monsterdon

@Louisa well, that about sums it up. That's a wrap kids! #monsterdon #godmonster

@jonny This is my question. I can't tell if that's the subtext or the text. I don't think this movie's really going for subtext...

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wait. cross? what are they implying? WHAT ARE THEY IMPLYING?
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Chromosomic breakdown?

Uh, scientists have a phrase for this. It's "cell death".

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#monsterdon I get it. An Acid Trip.

Hard to keep up with the bad in this movie. #Monsterdon

What am I even looking at. I cannot tell. Oh the exposition man is telling us it's a half alive sheep fetus?? Sure okay #monsterdon

rich, snotty locusts...

#Monsterdon
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So far this is exactly like trying to describe a dream, "we were on a sheep truck but then we stopped in Reno and Eddie Echeveria played the slots but then some cowboys took him to a saloon and he got in a fight and a different guy drove him back out into the country and he fell asleep drunk in a sheep pen but then a monster attacked and then there was a fetal sheep monster?"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon That's right! No business before COFFEE!

I love how the guy riding up on the motorcycle clearly has no idea how to ride a motorcycle. He pushes into shot with his feet, then kills it with the clutch. #monsterdon #godmonster

I'm lost already.. Crossbreeding? What's this godmonster's origin?

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was. was he fucking the sheep #monsterdon

"they" #monsterdon

That's a strange jump scare coming out of Eddie #monsterdon

You think Mt Sugarloaf is a real place?

#Monsterdon

@wohali that's why it's "almost" incredible, maybe #monsterdon

mariposa de quill??? i mean, okay. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yeah Eddie, you tell that jackass cowboy about your awesome sheep! 👍

"Don't worry, we'll take you up to the lab."

...

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that ONE "baaah!" that they keep reusing. it's like someone's got their finger on the button ...

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Possible result of cross-fertilization? Is the professor saying he thinks Fur Vest Dude is a sheep fucker?

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i gotta say though, these character names are all great

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"We've stumbled on an amazing event!"

It's a loaf of pumpkin bread, man. #Monsterdon

Almost, but not quite, incredible

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Editing was confusing there. Did I see what I thought I saw in the hay?

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Man, don't trust anyone who wants to take you to a secondary location #Monsterdon

THATS NOT AN EMBRYO ITS A FUCKING FOETUS #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Enough to train a computer to replicate imitation sheep noises I bet... 🤔

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i have a cousin whose house is decorated all over with bones. its in the middle of the bush, beside their elk/bison field. i used to call it the bonewitch cabin. she did it to scare away atv tresspassing meatheads. maybe ill be able to give her some tips after this movie #Monsterdon

They didn't want to pay the sheep union wages so they just recorded a bunch of guys saying "baa" #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

A rural tricorder!

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almost incredible from a scientific standpoint.... after seeing it for 2 seconds????

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@ricci getting close to people is not in the sheep's contract! #monsterdon

it sounds like they ADR-ed in a human saying "baaa" #monsterdon

As a professor, I often carry a voice recorder, just in case I discover breathing blobs in sheep pens #monsterdon

uh, what was he doing with that sheep? #monsterdon

Cross fertilization? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie!

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Wondering if there will ever be a shot that actually has sheep and people in the same shot

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@moira The sheep breaking into song... HEY HEY HEY BIM'S ON THE WAY #monsterdon #godmonster

#monsterdon Nice.

There is no Eddie. There is only Zuul.

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WTf is this soundtrack?
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The Levitating Bone Mobile. Aliens, gotta be aliens.

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How many hours of a guy going "Baaaah" on tape do you think they got for the soundtrack? #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

It's like this film wanted wanted to be The Apple

i mean, as in _aspired to_ being The Apple

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The Mormon Amateur Filmmmakers Club presents: NOPE #monsterdon

Eddie's been eaten by floating sheep scapulas. #Monsterdon

Terrifying sheep dreams - or sheep reality? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon bahh ramm ewe...

I'm sorry, it's just…really really hard to make sheep scary

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I can't tell if some of the posts are out of time from me or if we're all just confused by the shit we're watching

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@lorgonumputz and they chose *this* one to escape to?

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secret societies?? yessss #monsterdon

Or maybe... The sheep will use him to get revenge?

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secret society?????

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@blogdiva The sartorial cues are all over the place. There's a girl in hot pants and other folks dressed like the 1870s. No consistency, I love it.

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Oh god, they just held up some subadult sheep and waved them up and down in front of the camera! Amazing!

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The gothiest wind chime has plans for Eddie #monsterdon

People really just be holding up them sheep #monsterdon

little known fact: night is just day except for everything is blue #monsterdon

I mean, that just looked like a regular bender for #monsterdon

@diazona @davesdogmaggie definitely post camptown races. #Monsterdon

Gotta say a sheep stampede just doesn't have the gravitas of a herd of cattle. #Monsterdon

Oh, gods. He's gonna get friendly with a sheep, and the child will get revenge for daaaaady, yeah?

#monsterdon

Wait, aliens? #Monsterdon

Ok, I just skipped the first 10 minutes so I can join #Monsterdon this week. How confused should I expect to be?

So far there is a guy in a sheep pen and some *very* blue lighting.

BOOOOOOONE! #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

every #Monsterdon I'm like "this is the worst day for night ever" but this is really the worst day for night

(the best day for night is, of course, the 1994 Tragically Hip album "Day for Night")

Oh, is he our first victim? Man, this kid had a *lousy* day, huh? #Monsterdon

Yes, one of the great dangers of shepherding: sudden attacks of bones on string driving the sheep mad

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Which one of these magnificent sheep will become our godmonster for tonight? Democracy! Democracy will raise one of them to unholy new heights! #monsterdon #godmonster

This bar is getting the worst Yelp review ever! #Monsterdon

we respect women around here #monsterdon

@Taweret you get to choose #monsterdon

Alfred Hitchcock's The Sheep

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"Eddie H. of Aria"? Did the caption transcriber give up, or the screenwriter? #monsterdon

yes but god's children do not molest the livestock I SAID DO NOT MOLEST THE

goddammit

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@davesdogmaggie baaaaaaaa

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all pubs should have a Bar Dog

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Umm what are we about to witness? #Monsterdon

@ricci @paco Oh yeah that is true

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Day for night! Theydies and gentlethem, we're 8 minutes in and already have day for night shooting! #monsterdon #godmonster

as an extremely skinny motherfucker, i am allowed to say that dude with the neckerchief is an extremely skinny motherfucker #monsterdon

Awww dude, stop worrying those sheep, just stop....
You'll make your hideous transformation all the more justified

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@davesdogmaggie I was kind of wondering if it was really 1870's or more like 1840's

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Hot take: Las Vegas had more noise and lights then the small town banjo bar
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Clearly the bright lights are too much cause this day for night, HOO-WHEE #monsterdon

So we're learning his sheep are anarcho-syndicalists

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Did Dan Akroyd voice the professor? #monsterdon

DOG! #Monsterdon

is this like Midsomer, like, one of those sheep is going to set the rest of our cast on fire by the end of this movie? #monsterdon

I love the mix of 1970s and 1870s. #Monsterdon

I've lost track of whether we're even watching the same characters anymore #Monsterdon

Gotdang those sideburns, look cori, it's your uncle! #monsterdon