is this like Midsomer, like, one of those sheep is going to set the rest of our cast on fire by the end of this movie? #monsterdon

I love the mix of 1970s and 1870s. #Monsterdon

I've lost track of whether we're even watching the same characters anymore #Monsterdon

Gotdang those sideburns, look cori, it's your uncle! #monsterdon

You can tell it is an old movie due to the fact it is openly praising the union army.

Also, I *just* hit the banjos so you can tell I'm a minute or two behind. >.>

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"pensa alla salute" poster on the background. when you definitely didn't shoot in cinecittà #monsterdon

'union brewery saloon' definitely has a 2024 vibe tho. i could see that
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@paco noooo! Well, very little has happened yet anyway

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I gotta say I like all the saloon ladies' outfits.

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windy, she's a fine girl, what a good wife she would

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this movie is reminding me a lot of the texas chainsaw massacre so far

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"What is going on?" - @starkraving666
"That's for the movie to know and you to never find out." -Me
#monsterdon #godmonster

I thought the Reno thing was going to be a dream sequence tbh

To quote MST3K, every closeup looks like someone's last known photo

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What? Is happening? #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

why do i always get gender envy from dirtbags in movies?

maybe i need a big furry vest though #Monsterdon

poor buffalo-sally, she's probably spinning in her grave...

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The qualification to be sherriff in this town? muttonchops. the biggest muttonchops

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Abraham Lincoln on piano. Man, Lincoln shows up in more of these things than you'd think, huh? #Monsterdon

Ok, this is much more American then I expect my monster movies o.0 #Monsterdon

Why is there a poster in Italian in this bar? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Donner Pass isn't far from Reno.

Piano player thought he landed a jazz gig. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

PUPPER! This is going to be a good movie.

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What a good dog.

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Colors are interesting. Is this because it’s shot on agfa? #Monsterdon

The dog is one of their most popular working girls. #monsterdon #godmonster

What if I learned how to play a banjo #monsterdon

If synchronized drinking were a sport

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A young Tom Waits at the piano.

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Everyone in that bar looks like their idea of a good time is gay bashing. #Monsterdon

They're playing "It's not I Wish I Was In Dixie" #Monsterdon

doggyyyy!!!!!!

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How many banjoes does it take to make a hoedown?

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Hey everyone, remember you can filter out the hashtag #Monsterdon if you don't want to see me making comments on #godmonsterofindianflats for the next hour and a half

P.S. oh boy when the description said "Western Horror" they meant WESTERN🤠

this honkytonk sucks i wanna go home

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#Monsterdon stick with one musical genre for more than 60 seconds challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

buncha milk-drinkers ah tell you whut

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Man. This place is... uh. Jumping. Really enjoying life, aren't they? #Monsterdon

COMSTOCK LODE
#monsterdon #forkinonafriday

"Livin in the past ain't so bad when you think about it" Red flags to match the car's interior #monsterdon

Very weird angle to shoot a steering wheel from

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History check: did these hills really pay for the Union to defeat the South in the Civil war?

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I didn't come here for a history lesson. Bring out the sheep!!!!

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I hope there are random banjo cuts throughout this whole movie.

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aaand the aforementioned banjos. #monsterdon

Johnson. Elbow Johnson.
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comstock? the seed of the prophet will sit the throne and drown in flames the mountains of man?

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girl on the left is barefoot in the casino? the 70s. shrug.

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They're getting wasted cause they know what movie they're in
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Reno! Home to many sheep? Sure.
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Oh no! The banjos! #monsterdon 🪕

Interesting trivia that is 100% not made up: No one who starred in or worked on this film was ever seen again. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Thanks for the history lesson, Elbow. (eye roll)

Elbow Johnson sounds like another one of those baseball player names #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

It's an educational film! #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

I want to see Bucket of Blood Saloon. #Monsterdon

it's 1973, do you know where your sweatervest is?

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Y'know, I take it back, this less like Manos and more like The Incredibly Strange Creatures etc etc. #Monsterdon #MST3k

I've been to Virginia City Nevada #monsterdon

So they are just driving away from the major party city to some isolated place? Um, okay...?
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*Jim Morrison voice* MISTER ELBOW JOHNSON #monsterdon

And the next morning, I found myself with a hangover, no money, and a sheep giving me the strangest look.

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The Bucket of Blood Saloon billboard. Foreshadowing?

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#monsterdon The kids call it banjo dust, We found him laying down in the back of a sheep truck, trying to huff slot machine tokens

"buckets of blood saloon" - billboard #monsterdon #godmonster

#Monsterdon I take it this sheep will not be counted?

They just passed a family of three and their dog going the other direction. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

This are some uhhhhh interesting attempts at cinemagraphy there #monsterdon #godmonster

This season 6 of Westworld is _weird_

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Elbow Johnson...

This man definitely races stock cars on Sundays

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#Monsterdon Now I need to go back to Reno to compare the soundscape with this movie

Hop in Elbow's Chrysler, it's as big as a whale

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#monsterdon Elbow Johnson? Is? What you named your character? ??

"Rhys why did those sheep noises sound like people saying baaaa?"

Yes
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ELBOW JOHNSON #monsterdon

Imagine looking for the James Whale biopic "Gods and Monsters" (1998) starring Ian McKellen and somehow accidentally ending up with this

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What’s Banjo Dust? #Monsterdon

Serious musical whiplash starting off #monsterdon tonight

Wow I lost track of time and.... started like a minute late... uhh wow did casinos actually used to look like that? #Monsterdon

banjo dust???

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Ah, the immortal introduction of America's favorite drunk, Elbow Johnson #monsterdon

This episode of Reno 911 1973 edition is on point #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

They're going to fuck this boy into a monster aren't they?

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ADR recorded in a box of saltines. #Monsterdon

Fur is murder #monsterdon #godmonster

so today's #Monsterdon starts with sheep and a choir singing and Reno, Nevada in the grooovy '70s

Gonna be a good one :blobrainbow:

I was not expecting sheep #Monsterdon

Whaaaat is that vest he's wearing? #monsterdon #godmonster

Stache man is shady af. #Monsterdon

GROOVY!

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Just a guy saying "baah". Top notch folley. #Monsterdon

the soundtrack is 0 to 100 to 0 to 100 to...

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Wait wasn't that whole casino empty three seconds earlier?

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this is already at Twin Peaks levels, you guys. i don't know, i think i might be here for it. #monsterdon

So far the music is on point. I'm optimistic.
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Well, that's a jarring change in the music. And, again.

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I have never seen an empty casino #Monsterdon

#monsterdon and now we have a Casiiiiinooooo iiiiiiin spaaaaaace

I clocked "Sheep May Safely Graze" before the chorus kicked in, please clap.

(I think it's Bach?)

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aw shucks, I’m just a simple country godmonster rancher in the big city #monsterdon