Does the presence of gargoyles cause electrical problems? #monsterdon #gargoyles72

"[Increasingly tense and eerie orchestral music]" #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

Wait, do the Gargoyles understand how electricity works? #Monsterdon

gar-GOYYYYYYYLES

gar goyyyyyyyles

GAR GOYYYYYYYYLES

gar goyyyyyyyyyyles

gar goyles
gar goyles
we don't believe the goils

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One'a them Garfields is gonna get 'er

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OR NO SCREEN TIME TOMORROW!

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The prisoner is the most coherent person in this film so far.

Most likeable too.

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skipped forward a little bit to catch up, and all of a sudden Dad is shirtless and covered in gargoyle blood? #monsterdon

Aww super-gargoyle has a crush

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Hey, well-lit night scene, tho. They do actually appear to shoot night for night, so that's something. #Monsterdon

Why does nobody in this film know the word "Gargoyle" until a scientist explains it to them?

#monsterdon

Giant lizard with a beak?

Sounds like a dinosaur to me!

#Monsterdon

Okay, dirbike hooligan accuses the person trying to get him out of jail of sniffing glue. He and the cops can have each other.

#Monsterdon

Gar-things include Garfield, among other things #monsterdon

"It's called a gargoyle"

"gar-WHAT?"

Ok I know they don't have the internet yet but c'mon

#Monsterdon

Motorcycle stunts? This is a lost Kamen Rider episode.
#Monsterdon #Gargoyles #Gargoyles1972

Wait a minute, was that a Bechdel test exchange there? #monsterdon

You'd think these gargoyles might know how to open a car door

#Monsterdon

I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue

#monsterdon

Working title ... "Gar-Things!"

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

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#monsterdon Ms. Parks you say? She put on a sassy belt too.

Gargoyle has no wings. Apparently comes from under the bed. Also doesn’t look both ways before crossing the street. #Monsterdon

@berniethewordsmith we're in rural america so there are only a couple but we are currently in the jail trying to get the neighborhood ruffians out #monsterdon

Do we *really* need the dirt bike hooligan subplot? What is this telling us about the nature of evil?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Can tell this movie is old cuz they're going to spread the truth in a book! Might as well lock it in a sealed vault!
#Gargoyles1972

@berniethewordsmith three

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"gar what?" ma'am, just leave him, he's not smart enough to be worth it. #monsterdon

I'm not a drunk, though.

#Monsterdon

@aprilfollies they should make gargoyle underpasses along the highway to help preserve this endangered species

#monsterdon

"I'm staying with the prisoners tonight. We're making brownies soon" #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

Those don't look like gargoyles. Maybe Gargron #monsterdon

Grayson Hall's "Miss Kerler", the motel manager:
Scene 2 with drink ✅

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#monsterdon
Okay they are kinda gargoyleish
That blood is fake as hell to a beautiful degree

Monsters are coming from hell to retrieve these bones!

Quick! Let's get them to LA. Surely they won't follow all the way to California. #monsterdon

Wait, the gargoyles want the remains of their kin back, and they're willing to kill for it. But Professor Whatsit wants to get into LA to maximize the amount of interaction between the murdergoyles and humans?

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

👹 TRIVIA ON THE ROOF 👹

See the gargoyles run/move in an unnatural jerky way? Those scenes were slowed down to create that quality. TV SFX, I guess.

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"now can we call someone?"

"No"

#Monsterdon

Why is she always drinking something. Very brave to drink that dark liquid over a white top #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

"Got a bit of sleep, how do you feel?"
Dead. I'm a skull.
#Monsterdon #Gargoyles #Gargoyles1972

the hotel manager is the best actress in this film 100% straight up

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Plex is indeed doing an ad break every 12 minutes. Welp. #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 Well that's just science. #monsterdon

#monsterdon
Babes these look much more like lagoon monsters than gargoyles

@msh Forget the mint on the pillow, I'll take the gargoyle at the foot of the bed, thanks!

#monsterdon

Aww... Poor li'l guy just wanted his skull back

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@socketwench gargoyles in hotel room, i know, i know, it's serious

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HA HA

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"Terribly sorry, folks, we seem to have gotten the wrong unit. We'll just be on our way" #monsterdon

This time the gargoyle decided to knock! #monsterdon #gargoyles72

ok just because this monster guy is like a 5/10 doesn't mean he's *repulsive* #monsterdon

1 Gargoyle down. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gargoyle Autopsy, next on Fox!

Bury it in the Pet Sematary!

#monsterdon

Imagine coming all the way from Hell just to run in front of a truck on your first day. How embarrassing.

#monsterdon

Are you saying, a Monster, Don-ed this Gargoyle?

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I really don't see it TBH
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon
So why is this rated R

i honestly keep thinking about getting up to use the washroom or something every time another commercial sting plays

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Some kind of cold blooded creature. That's why it comes out at night. In the desert. When it's cold.

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Was this a TV movie? I could *swear* these scenes are made to cut to commercial. #Monsterdon

Tickle piggies! #Monsterdon

I was giong to say something scathing about the gargoyle costume and makeup, but it's actually not that bad. #Monsterdon

HE SAID THE THING

#Monsterdon

Why do the gargoyles exist in slo-mo? #monsterdon

Oh man, it could have clung on till the gas station for a call back to that DC werewolf movie.
#Monsterdon #Gargoyles

Finally!

#monsterdon

You interrupted the gargoyle int he bathroom, what were you expecting that wasn't growling?

#Monsterdon

Is that the Creature from the Black Lagoon???

#Monsterdon

are we gonna have an alien autopsy now? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gargoyle sighted! It has less than impressive combat abilities, immediately calls for backup gargoyle.

The number 1 natural predator of gargoyles: box trucks #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

"Gargoyles in hotel room, would not stay again."

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#Monsterdon How do I do mouth to beak resusitation? Damn it!

*huff puff wheeze* it's so hard to run normal in these costumes #Monsterdon

They're more like creatures from the black lagoon than that skeleton.

#monsterdon

GARGOYLES!

This motel has GARGOYLES! :ameowbongo:

#Monsterdon

I didn't realize this was a Sentai show. #monsterdon

Deus ex machina, I guess. Toot toot, motherfucker.

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That is one disappointing-looking gargoyle.

#Monsterdon

Where's these guys' wings?

#monsterdon
#Gargoyles

are these teen gargoyles? they don't have wings or big horns. or are they the lizard people from the sign? #monsterdon

"Rosebud" #monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

hey it's flat fuck friday too!

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Called it #monsterdon

There has never been anything that looked less like a gargoyle in all of history

#Monsterdon

Their beaks are pretty small compared to the skeleton.

#monsterdon

THE GARGOYLES

I can't, I just can't

such goobers ​:floofBlep:​

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slow motion because this movie doesn't drag enough already

#monsterdon #gargoyles1972

There's a man! A man on the roof of the car! This feels like a Kamen Rider stunt.
And it falls off and hobbles into the shrubbery...
#Monsterdon #Gargoyles

Low rent Robert Conrad

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Hey! That gargoyle's stealing my Xanax #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

Aw, a little gargoyle at the foot of the bed. Maybe he's just cold

#Monsterdon

DON'T BE AFRAID they just want to try your make up. They struggle with dry skin.

#monsterdon #gargoyles72

It's the story of Gargoyliox!

"...who's been sleeping in my bed!"

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles

#Monsterdon This professor makes Indiana Jones seem like a serious archaeologist.

#Monsterdon Sleestaks?

Hi there, don't run! We just want to talk!

#monsterdon

Is it just me, or does every horror movie have the same creepy peeping Tom? #monsterdon

What's to scream about? They're just curious. #Monsterdon