if these are satans minions i feel like satan doesn’t really have a chance #monsterdon

I cannot underscore enough how the slow motion is just because they didn't know what else to do #monsterdon https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/112748298924586496

What exactly is that noise SHE is making?

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Gonna turn this up to 1.5x for a min see how it goes #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

OK, yeah, they didn't like the actor's voice so they replaced him with the ancient white dude narrator, uncredited.

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the feathery one is _so close_ to actually looking kinda decent but also so, so far

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#monsterdon yeah, fuck up that station wagon! the curse of the gargoyle has visited you TONIGHT!

#Monsterdon The Gargoyles have a Papa Smurf?

It took the gargoyles until morning to get to their hide-out because they move exclusively in bad slow-mo

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I feel like whenever I see wings in something like this I'm forced to comment about how they are much too small for actual flight and gliding is the best they could possibly manage with that size.

I WANT REAL FLIGHT POSSIBLE WINGS DAMMIT

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The ones with wings are the thirsty ones I guess #Monsterdon

This gargoyle attack is less frightening than very, very dull #monsterdon

BY MENNEN #Monsterdon

"manos."

"manos, joel."

"manos."

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Whatever the intent of the slo-mo was it really did not work. #monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

The soft rustling with occasional lowing was definitely a choice. #monsterdon

GARGOYLE BUTT

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@ricci i don't understand what's happening with time. or the audio. i literally just looked down at the timestamp to make sure i didn't accidentally turn on some buggy slo-mo thing #monsterdon

Bro what the fuck #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

#Monsterdon Gargoyle is like, "c'mon kid, let's get you some good parents who'll buy you clothes."

@Louisa horny, ha 😛

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How much junk was in this guys car holy crap #monsterdon

I sense a sequel - "Bride of the Gargoyle"

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A kappa? Run dude! Unless you have some pickles this guy is going after your butt!
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What I can't figure is how actor Bernie Casey can be in all of these monster suits at one time #monsterdon

Oh jesus, dude, lift with the LEGS, not the BACK, christ you're gonna lose your whole spine trying to lift that lady that way D: #Monsterdon

I'm glad that is over
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I don't know who to blame for this whole sequence. The director? The editor? The producers for not putting a stop to it sooner?

Why are there sad wookiee noises?

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#monsterdon the loud "sniff sniff sniff" from the one on the girl, I mean really all the gargoyle noises in this scene but especally that

This is less classy than the Milton quote at the beginning of the movie.

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they made the scenes all slow motion and then just told the sound guy "go fuck yourself" #monsterdon

Winged gargole has no beak?

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I did not know that gargoyles made whale sounds. #Monsterdon

it's the weird moan-y noises that are really making this scene difficult to watch. could we get the ADR guy to take just one step away from the mic please? pretty please? #monsterdon

Horror and horny are never more conflated than when a rubber suited monster is caressing an unconscious woman

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What in the whale song shit #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

wait did a young chewbacca do a voiceover for this film? i'm hearing him, I swear to you

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Does the death of this car herald the end of the driving sequences? Well, at least they have tape-recorder-listening sequences to fall back on. #monsterdon

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These gargoyles are GOOD at flipping cars. Are they from Philly??

A little Gargoyle on Girl sexual tension

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oh stan winston worked on this movie #Monsterdon

@trixter "Pounded In The Butt By A 5,000 Year Old Gargoyle" #Monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor lol I wasn’t sure if something was wrong with my copy from the framey slo-mo #monsterdon

Oh, he's like a magpie, just entranced by her earrings.

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Obviously the Gargyoles don't skip leg day #monsterdon

So doctor, I guess it's against the law to perform an autopsy on a demon on your motel room.
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Ok, I understand why the trope exists but why *would* monsters find human women hot? She's not even green and scaly, she shouldn't be his type. #Monsterdon

Professor flipped in his car. Can I give the gargoyles credit for that one? He might still be alive.
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Oh no is this gonna turn into one of THOSE romance novels? #monsterdon

Anybody counting screams?

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#Monsterdon What kind of soft core creep crap is this?

the devil sent us straight from hell to figure out what girls are #monsterdon

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Quick! Put the body in the trunk!

So like are the winged ones just like grownups or are they a different breed? #Monsterdon

Take a picture, gargoyle, it'll last longer.

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Why flip the wagon over before ripping off the tailgate? What's the plan there, 'goyles?

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And OF COURSE the helpless girl gets kidnapped, in Drooly Bullet Time in that

#TheWritersBarelyDisguisedFetish

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Oh no, now we're getting White Womanhood Defiled. Playing all the hits!

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mmmmmmmn

nnnnnnnnhhhhhh

"I went to Juillard!"

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#Monsterdon Gargoyles successfully identified the station wagon as the murderer!

Watch them hands, perv-goyle. #Monsterdon

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Was that WHOLE DOOR made of sugar glass for fuck sake lmao

Not to be confused with sleetstaks. #monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor@history.lol I laughed at them for like a full minute! ​:floofLol:​ So goober!

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@CactuarJoe Aren't they all

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??????????? #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

<gargoyle sniffing>

"Ugh! She smells like armpits and boobsweat!"

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Gargoyle: You look perty. #monsterdon

Hey gang, let's sneak into town and go station wagon tipping!

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@moira And I appreciate them! #Monsterdon

ngl, those wings? Kinda jealous.

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#Monsterdon None of these gargoyles have wings. Unless the wings are retractable, which would actually redeem this movie a bit.

Pretend like you have a real heavy body in there...

Good!

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Pretty good FX for a '70s TV movie!

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Did it tear the door off that car? Buddy y'all are fucked. #monsterdon

oh god they tried _so hard_ on those suits they really did

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...Anyone else hearing the theme to the TV series Beauty and the Beast? #Monsterdon

Did he just cop a feel? #Monsterdon

DAMN I have turn the sound down

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Those wings are NOT capable of flight. #monsterdon #gargoyles72

How are we going to make horror movies when all cars are EVs and they just start reliably?

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Gargoyles say fuck authority hell yeah #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

Turning the car over was significantly easier than just opening the tailgate. #Monsterdon

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Do I smell foreshadowing

#monsterdon Candygram!

Oh hey, that one's got a mohawk! Punk-goyle :D #Monsterdon

Not gonna be fooled by a jump scare, no sirree #monsterdon

diana's probably better off with the gar-things, let's be honest. #monsterdon

That dead body has got to be ripening up fast.

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@amyfou We've only seen half the movie so I assume there are a few more coming

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Gargoyles move exclusively in slow motion #monsterdon #zacksnyder

I will say this for Gargoyles (1972), the night scenes are shot at night #Monsterdon

I love the slow motion
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They used to do slow motion to show you how strong and fast the 6 Million Dollar Man was. I didn't get it then, either. #monsterdon #gargoyles72

@liferstate "Pfft, we're white people and it's the 1970s. They're lucky we're only stealing their dead." #Monsterdon

hell yeah put the gargoyle screen time straight into my bloodstream please #monsterdon

gargoyles run this town! #monsterdon

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Yes we love Dianna. No only is she a babe but she's anti prison

Well there goes their deposit.

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These "researchers" seem rather...casually dressed...for the part

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