Dad can't sleep unless he listens to that tape one more time #monsterdon

that is NOT a gargoyle #monsterdon

PEEK A BOO

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THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT #monsterdon

TWO nights at the Cactus Motel??

A new world's record!!

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Ol' dude sucks it in any harder his kidneys are gonna flop out his backside. #Monsterdon

all the young doods
dressed up as... nooo-oo-ooods? no wait that can't be right

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@plaidtron3000 That was a Mexican police officer? #monsterdon

HOW IS THIS threatening arrest DIALOGUE MOVING THE PLOT FORWARD?
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Keeping the skull with him like a memento gargoyli

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he's gonna record himself in the bathroom? i didn't think this was that kind of movie. #monsterdon

@amyfou It was that damn gravel stage #monsterdon

"Hmm, must have been the wind" #monsterdon

Hey, what about their Miranda warning, cop? #monsterdon

it seems like the gargoyles are just waiting out there ready to rumble every night you could try just going there and bringing people #monsterdon

Footsteps on the rooftop? While telling old legends. Hmm this has a little bit of a Lovecraft story feel.
OH SHIT! Willy is dying in a sudden fire! This is some weird fiction. Okay movie, keep going I'm interested.
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...Did the cops make the main characters WALK back to the motel? Through the desert? And an apparent derecho in the background?? #Monsterdon

@Taweret that or an ex-special force
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Did he just say something about big beans? #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

"They were looting!"

"We didn't do a thing except pick up some junk from the ashes!"

That is the exact looting you were being accused of. You want to try that retort again? #monsterdon

They must have done something, they have slightly longer than regulation hair. #Monsterdon

I can always tell when someone is just a dirt rider.

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So who's jumping a bike over those guys? #monsterdon

C'mon dirt bikers, that was an unforced error #monsterdon

@trixter Maybe it'll wash the cops away. #Monsterdon

okay they're using these rainstorms behind them nicely, is it going to lead to......

of course not, what was i thinking

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"HEY HEY, WERE THE MONKEES" #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

@ranjit @apLundell I can only hope, we've got like 3 minutes of gargoyles so far

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“Lootin, that’s enough to start with.”

Maybe cover up that necklace you took, lady.

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That cop car is going to be a mite crowded on the return trip.

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A long for the delight and joy of RV Monster.

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I had a nightmare, Dad, which probably didn't have anything to do you with you playing a recording of my own screams over and over #monsterdon

🎵Dirt riders in…

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Wow, the storm is diegetic. #monsterdon #gargoyles72

Okay but that's a real good storm brewing in the background. #monsterdon

The motorcycles broke a heel and fell over!

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i do kinda love how 70s movies weren't afraid to be like 'cops are fucking pigs'

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Scott Glen!!

"What are the charges?"

OOoooo, look who thinks we need to CHARGE someone with something! We're cops, bitch! #Monsterdon

You're not locked in with Willy. Willy's kidnapping you.
#Monsterdon #Gargoyles

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Oh they're not kids they're douchy looking men

it is ALWAYS shut the fuck up Friday

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Nothing to worry about when a man with a shotgun tells you to lie down in the dirt... #Gargoyles #Monsterdon

This was clearly before Scott Glenn suddenly got Old. But when he turned about 30, he turned Old, and hasn't gotten any older since. #monsterdon #gargoyles72

Lol all those bell bottom pants #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

I don't think this chasing kids on dirtbikes sequence really adds anything to this #Monsterdon movie

damn, that's some storm in the background. nice. #monsterdon

The Cactus Motel was disappointing. Was expecting more cactuars and some entertainment. Will go to Gold Saucer next time. 1/5

#Monsterdon (the last Final Fantasy in joke, I promise... maybe)

"Your kind never does" Yep. He's a cop. #monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

So how much of this movie ended up in the lore of the animated gargoyles? That beaked skellington is very Brooklyn.
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Cops chasing kids on small motorcycles/dirt bikes? Is this Albany????

This is what happens in pre-iPad America #monsterdon

why are they padding the runtime with this motorcycle chase when they could just go back to the beginning and do some more gargoyle picture slideshow with expositional narration #monsterdon

These guys destroyed almost as many Chargers as ONE episode of Dukes Of Hazzard #monsterdon #gargoyles72

Okay, we were just attacked in a shake, saw a man killed and attacked ourselfs barely escaping alive. First thing first, we need a new windshield
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Why didn't they report his death as soon as they could?
related: I'm now rooting for Gargoyle.
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Is there any point in this car chase scene? Asking for a friend

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Pretty decent vehicle work in this movie, considering. A lot of it does not look particularly safe (especially the gargoyle hanging on the roof of the car earlier), but it ain't bad

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I turned away to look at the #monsterdon feed and it's like I'm watching a different movie.

Is this a motorcycle teen movie now?

...So when does the narrator with a southern drawl come in and start talking about Boss Hawg? #Monsterdon

enough of that Thrilling Car Chase, enjoy these bones! #monsterdon

car chase! but not with gargoyles, sadly. unless this biker gang is called 'the gargoyles' #monsterdon

The professor looks like if you took Ernest Borgnine and dialed him down 75%.

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#Monsterdon Cops ready to shoot bikers for felonious biking. Typical.

Sport dirt biking is not a crime! #Monsterdon

on the bright side i think this means some cops die in this one #monsterdon

i feel like telling the cops that a guy died when his home randomly caught fire and you just drove away and then went to a gas station and then to a motel and only the next day mentioned it to the cops kinda makes you look suss but

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@MylesRyden ah the 70's, when cars had proper wings

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@DinosaurRobo Oh yeah he was SUPER dead, we made sure of it! #monsterdon

Erik Estrada guest appearance?? #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

I thought they were in mexico. Aren't they in mexico? #monsterdon #gargoyles72

Oh he made himself an oni skeleton. Neat.
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i'm going to make myself a chelada, nothing good better happen #Monsterdon

edit: NOOOOOOO!!!! I'm out of limes!!! ;_;

OH GOD, they've wandered onto the set of Sidehackers!! D: #Monsterdon

Totally normal cop behavior, sadly

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@wohali gotta save the tape recorder!

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This cops gun is fake as hell
They should reach for it

Perfectly normal to wait until afternoon the next day to report a house fire that killed a man. #monsterdon

At least she's not sleeping in a halter top nightgown #monsterdon

nice skull segue

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I never took bird anatomy in school but I do not think that is how beaks are put together.

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Nothing sketchy about any of this (also I’m pretty sure the cops can hear you whispering that loud) #monsterdon

Oh no. Sandpeople.

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When a cop asks whether you’re sure the old man was dead, maybe tamp down the enthusiasm in your “oh yeah!”

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There's a gargoyle on the wing of the car!!

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Ok. Housecoat motel lady is creepy, too.
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I wanna see Piltdown Man make an appearance #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

@yatsu@retro.pizza Even drinking water, that's a recipe for hyponatremia!

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@Louisa Sooty Wall Hole was my nickname in college.

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Cactus Motel. Sounds like the furniture and beds would be horribly uncomfortable. Also, the drunk in the bar just might hit you with 1000 Needles if you get him mad.

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Uncle Willy is lonely and suspicious.
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"How are you going to explain it" It happens sometimes. People just explode. #monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

"That we will have to report to the police..."

Eventually when we get around to it, with no supporting information

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@apLundell She meant separate from *hers* #monsterdon

another skull, drink! #monsterdon

i'm watching this on freevee which is supposed to be ad-supported but hasn't actually had any ad breaks yet #monsterdon

where is the damned gargoyles #monsterdon

To be fair I can't think of a more effective alarm clock than your own voice screaming at a gargoyle attack. (But I'm working on my imagination!)

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So no, they're not planning on reporting the old man's death #monsterdon

I'm trying to figure out what species of skull they've moulded a beak and fangs on to there. #Monsterdon