Glass breaking in the greenhouse? Well, that's none of my business

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After the Lizards kill the human, they fuck in celebration

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Mocking Lizard with the chemical weapons attack!

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Who ordered the lizard variety pack? #Monsterdon

please hit that guy in the dick with the crochet mallet already
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Geckos gonna geck him to death? #monsterdon #frogs1972

The lizards shut the door. It's on, now!

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My neighbor is a biology prof. I wish she was here to point out how many of these animals would not be in a swamp in, I assume, Florida.

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This whole would have been uplifted with William Shatner. #monsterdon

Outraged Lizard will be the last thing you see

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OK but those spotted geckos are so cuuuuuutttteee! I love them I wanna hug them and smooch their gecko snoots

there are so many of those lil green lizard outside my house rn

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Are... are we suppose to assume the frogs are organizing all the other animals, and that's why they're watching ominously all the time but not actually acting?

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

This movie would be a hell of a lot more enjoyable if Sam Elliott just walked around tripping balls and laughing at these losers as the body count racks up.
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Spider #Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Half expecting a chimp and whale to be involved in this Animal rebellion, and a dear with grenades hanging from their majestic antlers.

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@trixter maybe the frogs are the evil masterminds behind all the other animal attacks :okuu_think:
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Do these people have any friends outside of family?? #monsterdon

Well, the good side of the situation is his gunshot wound to the leg isn't so sore anymore

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@amyfou #monsterdon
Setting up for the killer moss sequel.

So you think the butterflies kill the middle aged lady? #Monsterdon

Spanish moss, the silent killer

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and spiders are just hairy eight eyed frogs if you think about it

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i didn't really follow what just happened, it looked like he did all that to himself????? #monsterdon

Dear movie: This is also NOT A FROG!
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Being attacked by dead grass is just the worst

(spiders are along for the ride)

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the...moss...is joining the attack? #monsterdon

Wait, do the taratulas have guns? Is the Spanish moss fatal? #Monsterdon

What a pussy. Get up and walk away!

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“Oh no! My corduroy pants!” #frogs1972 #monsterdon

This movie is a veritable reptile menagerie so far. Expecting David Attenborough any time here.

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So this movie was really made because someone’s brother or cousin collected reptiles & amphibians, right? And someone was just like: oooh, we could use these for a horror movie. #Monsterdon

oh no the moss got him

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WTF does he need a shotgun for to fix a downed phone line?

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please enjoy this selection of non-native wildlife. #monsterdon

Genuine outrage at the dude just shooting a bird, this family deserves everything coming to them

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@Lazarou Honestly most of them just seem like they're chilling

Maybe mildly annoyed about not having gotten more substantial roles

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So many animals MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS go home Sam. #Monsterdon

The frogs aren’t stupid. They’ve been recruiting swamp allies for their conquest #monsterdon

I would say I wonder what the frogs are up to but they keep showing us and they're just sitting there

just literally sitting there

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Cane Toads - An Unnatural History is a fun little doc about the toad problem in Australia.

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ANOTHER snake #monsterdon

lol, wondering if the frogs have laid a trap for the jeep, perhaps an anti-tank mine?

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Only one damn body so far, and it's practically unseen.

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well, sir, I'm concerned that nothing is going to happen in this movie

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in lieu of anything actually happening in the movie, at this juncture I'd like to share one of the top all-time posts from /r/herpetology

https://old.reddit.com/r/herpetology/comments/cfixuf/what_species_are_they_i_stacked_them_sorry_its_in/

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He's formally dressed in his Canadian tuxedo.

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The Frogs developing very slowly. Grabbed a late-evening brandy.

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"...for my Log?"

JUST. STOP.

LET THE FROGS DESCEND ON YOU ALL. #monsterdon

omg i forgot how deliciously bad this movie is! i love it! #monsterdon

I hope whoever decided to make this a snake/lizard movie finds his apartment full of angry frogs. #monsterdon

Wait are Gila monsters native to southern swamps?

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vicious man-eating lizards are here to interrupt your Fourth of July bullshit #monsterdon

The subtext here is... nevermind #monsterdon

Can we cut to just the frogs hanging out on the lawn? The dialogue is better. #Monsterdon

Porn music in 3...2...1 #monsterdon

DoesTheFrogCroak.com ?

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How's he going to find his bedroom in a dark unfamiliar house?

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#Monsterdon #Frogs

Frog and Toad Take Pictures

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Everything Sam Elliot says sounds like sarcasm. Which I kinda love.

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"All we have to do is play our cards right." *mimes starting a car* #monsterdon

I could never see Sam Eliot play say, a tightly wound neurotic British Man, he's always 'relaxed cowboy', bless him

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The foley guys didn't wander far from stock sound effects, did they? #monsterdon

This family seems nice.

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"how long you been doing this?"
33 minutes, every one of them awful.
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Algae bloom: What if nature were trying to get back at us?
Cockroaches in the pantry: What if nature were trying to get back at us?
Ants find the sugar: What if nature were trying to get back at us?
Crab grass taking over the lawn: What if nature were trying to get back at us?
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Some foley artist went *apeshit* on this film. #Monsterdon

With this guy? You're lucky if your wife comes at all!

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

I need everyone in this movie to get eaten except the "help", who should inherit everything and be forever guarded by their and snake and frog army.

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The traditional way to kill frogs is with a sharp stick.

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"Nature's Revenge? Nonsense"

Oh you have never seen Monsterdon have you, it's ALWAYS Nature's revenge!

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They are just going to eat with all of that snake juice everywhere #monsterdon

Shooting a gun inside your own dining room like a boss MURICA FECK YA #Monsterdon

Better line: "Charles - cook it up for dinner!" #monsterdon

Frogs are so cute at the window. You little cutie pies. #Monsterdon

"What about the body?"
"Alright, you've got a great body!" #monsterdon

I actually laughed out loud here when he pulled out a gun to shoot a snake in the chandelier.

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lol, of course he just happens to have a gun on him, the white colonial overlord can never sleep without it!

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awful lot of snakes for a movie called FROGS

this movie is making a mockery of herpetology!

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Dear movie: this is NOT A FROG. #monsterdon

this movie is not, in fact, called snakes!!!!!! #monsterdon

I would buy a snake chandelier.

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um. surely one would notice a giant snake on the chandelier???? #monsterdon

We're rich. Let's demolish the EPA. #monsterdon

so the frogs are gonna making this noise the whole movie, huh?

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Look man, it's a free country: You get taxes, or eaten by frogs.

Your choice.

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Bitch, I love the sound of frogs. Shut your mouth.

#monsterdon #frogs

Ladies and gentlemen, meet dramatic irony

("I hope he's not lying in a ditch somewhere" when he is)

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At least the movie passes the bechdel test. #monsterdon

When do I get to have a big family that spends all its time getting drunk?

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"Make the frogs look more ominous"

"But boss, they're FROGS"

"Use up angles! Jesus, do I have to do everything around here!?"

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ah, nighttime, when the frogs attack! #monsterdon

We are go for Bechdel test tonight #monsterdon

Yep, the gardener was AWOL: Attacked while offscreen last night
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I so wanted one of the fish on the wall to start singing…
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I like how this film isn't skirting around how weird and racial the White People's colonial plantation is, would this film now be banned?

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So quick informal poll, how many of these women do you think are gonna end up covered in amphibians and/or lizards? These films love that shit. #Monsterdon

* Angry synthesizer noises *

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The frogs are there, but it looks like the snakes did all the actual work in taking this guy out. #monsterdon