I would say I wonder what the frogs are up to but they keep showing us and they're just sitting there

just literally sitting there

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Cane Toads - An Unnatural History is a fun little doc about the toad problem in Australia.

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ANOTHER snake #monsterdon

lol, wondering if the frogs have laid a trap for the jeep, perhaps an anti-tank mine?

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Only one damn body so far, and it's practically unseen.

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well, sir, I'm concerned that nothing is going to happen in this movie

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in lieu of anything actually happening in the movie, at this juncture I'd like to share one of the top all-time posts from /r/herpetology

https://old.reddit.com/r/herpetology/comments/cfixuf/what_species_are_they_i_stacked_them_sorry_its_in/

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He's formally dressed in his Canadian tuxedo.

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The Frogs developing very slowly. Grabbed a late-evening brandy.

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"...for my Log?"

JUST. STOP.

LET THE FROGS DESCEND ON YOU ALL. #monsterdon

omg i forgot how deliciously bad this movie is! i love it! #monsterdon

I hope whoever decided to make this a snake/lizard movie finds his apartment full of angry frogs. #monsterdon

Wait are Gila monsters native to southern swamps?

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vicious man-eating lizards are here to interrupt your Fourth of July bullshit #monsterdon

The subtext here is... nevermind #monsterdon

Can we cut to just the frogs hanging out on the lawn? The dialogue is better. #Monsterdon

Porn music in 3...2...1 #monsterdon

DoesTheFrogCroak.com ?

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How's he going to find his bedroom in a dark unfamiliar house?

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Frog and Toad Take Pictures

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Everything Sam Elliot says sounds like sarcasm. Which I kinda love.

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"All we have to do is play our cards right." *mimes starting a car* #monsterdon

I could never see Sam Eliot play say, a tightly wound neurotic British Man, he's always 'relaxed cowboy', bless him

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This family seems nice.

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"how long you been doing this?"
33 minutes, every one of them awful.
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Algae bloom: What if nature were trying to get back at us?
Cockroaches in the pantry: What if nature were trying to get back at us?
Ants find the sugar: What if nature were trying to get back at us?
Crab grass taking over the lawn: What if nature were trying to get back at us?
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Some foley artist went *apeshit* on this film. #Monsterdon

With this guy? You're lucky if your wife comes at all!

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

I need everyone in this movie to get eaten except the "help", who should inherit everything and be forever guarded by their and snake and frog army.

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The traditional way to kill frogs is with a sharp stick.

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"Nature's Revenge? Nonsense"

Oh you have never seen Monsterdon have you, it's ALWAYS Nature's revenge!

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They are just going to eat with all of that snake juice everywhere #monsterdon

Shooting a gun inside your own dining room like a boss MURICA FECK YA #Monsterdon

Better line: "Charles - cook it up for dinner!" #monsterdon

Frogs are so cute at the window. You little cutie pies. #Monsterdon

"What about the body?"
"Alright, you've got a great body!" #monsterdon

I actually laughed out loud here when he pulled out a gun to shoot a snake in the chandelier.

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lol, of course he just happens to have a gun on him, the white colonial overlord can never sleep without it!

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awful lot of snakes for a movie called FROGS

this movie is making a mockery of herpetology!

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Dear movie: this is NOT A FROG. #monsterdon

this movie is not, in fact, called snakes!!!!!! #monsterdon

I would buy a snake chandelier.

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um. surely one would notice a giant snake on the chandelier???? #monsterdon

"tsk tsk, snake in the chandelier again...."

Are the Reptiles allied with the Amphibians then?

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We're rich. Let's demolish the EPA. #monsterdon

so the frogs are gonna making this noise the whole movie, huh?

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Look man, it's a free country: You get taxes, or eaten by frogs.

Your choice.

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Bitch, I love the sound of frogs. Shut your mouth.

#monsterdon #frogs

Ladies and gentlemen, meet dramatic irony

("I hope he's not lying in a ditch somewhere" when he is)

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At least the movie passes the bechdel test. #monsterdon

When do I get to have a big family that spends all its time getting drunk?

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"Make the frogs look more ominous"

"But boss, they're FROGS"

"Use up angles! Jesus, do I have to do everything around here!?"

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ah, nighttime, when the frogs attack! #monsterdon

We are go for Bechdel test tonight #monsterdon

Yep, the gardener was AWOL: Attacked while offscreen last night
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I so wanted one of the fish on the wall to start singing…
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I like how this film isn't skirting around how weird and racial the White People's colonial plantation is, would this film now be banned?

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So quick informal poll, how many of these women do you think are gonna end up covered in amphibians and/or lizards? These films love that shit. #Monsterdon

* Angry synthesizer noises *

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The frogs are there, but it looks like the snakes did all the actual work in taking this guy out. #monsterdon

He's driving one of those old WWII jeeps, isn't he? how cute, I rarely see those things in colour

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frogs + snake + rotting corpse = icky

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oh wow he's breathing a lot for a corpse

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Finally, someone's dead.

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Looking forward to learning the secret of lethal frogs. This outta be good 🙄 #monsterdon

I can easily believe dead bodies are just lying around in the Deep South and nobody really cares...

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I feel bad for the sneks and owls

#frogs #monsterdon

*touches the ground* A battle was fought here. The frogs were victorious, but at what cost? #Monsterdon

Does the frog die dot com.

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The frogs are waiting for the arrival of Battletoads #monsterdon

Do people actually spell out AWOL?

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Ribbiting conversation .......

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you could get a white noise machine

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"Make my home smell like a refinery"

As I understand it, that's how Louisiana actually smells like right now

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"Well sir, let me tell you 'bout frogs...."
*Cowboy music starts...

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Okay, he threw the frog.

Now all the frogs must have their revenge.

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YESSS FROG STATUE #monsterdon

They almost—almost—called attention to racism there. It was implied.

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Ominous frog statue.

Maybe the frogs placed it?

#frogs #monsterdon

surprising amount of photography in this movie

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I accidentally had two copies of the movie playing in different tabs and boy I thought these people talked over each other a lot

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"I know something else that will make us both feel good..."

Oh, come on, you know you were thinking it too

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Just a couple of bros, wet and half naked, talking about sports

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When I was growing up in Alabama, I used to go outside at night and just pick up the frogs that were hanging around. Just scoop them right up. The scariest thing they'd do was pee on you.

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why is everyone so horny in crockettland!?!!?!? #monsterdon

So far I am rooting for:

1) the frogs

2) the camera

3) Karen’s headscarf
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the thing about frogs is they're one of the least scary animals in the world tho

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Sometimes the boat swamps you, sometimes the canoe swamps boat.
This is not a riveting script. #Monsterdon

I mean they're toads but that's close enough

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@ohiofi @davesdogmaggie * judgemental croaking *
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This island, and I say this as a white person, is disturbingly White

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somebody’s tripping #monsterdon

There they are. Frogs.

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hey, are those the frogs from the move Frogs?

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We have frogs!

(priate camp frogs?)

#frogs #monsterdon

I still can't read what's on her bandana.

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#Monsterdon found the guy I hope the frogs start with. The old white guy with the binoculars and the attitude.

I would be wary of rich kids wanting to play 'games' with you on their own private island

Also, isn't that old guy the baddie from a lot of things?

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"Smith, Pickett Smith"

He already talks like a cowboy

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Oh it’s “Clint” ! #monsterdon