*Jabs finger in producer's face* You're real lucky I like looking at Frogs and shirtless Sam Elliott or I'd kick your ass! #monsterdon

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“Hop in” SHE’S ONE OF THEM #monsterdon

The first thing hostile frogs do, is cut the phone lines.

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Day Of The Animals, 1977, is a much better movie about animals attacking people. There's a greater variety of animals, and they "explain" why the animals are attacking. And it's got Leslie Nielsen.

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@Rozzychan Amphibians have an innate sense of telecommunication networks. #monsterdon

Oh, and the CRABS are in on it! Typical. Sooo typical. #monsterdon

Okay, I love the murderous chemistry lizards. Who knows why they're making laser sounds, but there were a lot of psychedelic drugs in the 70s. #monsterdon

Candelabrasssssssss..sssss. 🐍 #monsterdon

Clearly the frogs cut the phone line, to cause distress and confusion among their human prey

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This film is two hours of Sam Eliot silently taking photos of pollution and judging all of Humanity

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Well, I guess we finally know why Sam Elliot grew a mustache - he didn't want anyone to recognize him from Frogs #monsterdon

Yall aren't going to believe the custom art i have in my living room. #Monsterdon

Frog leader to snake number two, Frog leader to snake number two. Red canoe is on the move.

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@Taweret I think we have decided they are telepathic frogs who are driving the other reptiles to kill people over some NIMBY shit. #monsterdon

Water Moccasin: 1
Clint: 0

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All those critters may look harmless, but don't be fooled--they actually are harmless.

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people are becoming angered by the frog movie, I hope nobody get so upset they croak

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frogshadowing ✨

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I refuse to believe this fellow is Sam Elliot. #monsterdon

God help me, but I think I saw that terrible movie back in the 70s. This viewing was still too soon afterwards. #monsterdon #frogs1972

@Taweret we could have had psychic frogs popping heads but it was a PG so no.
Just silently judging frogs. 🤷‍♂️

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A lot of lethality seemed to result from people awkwardly unable to watch where they're walking.

And that sure was a poison-filled greenhouse.

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I voting for Slithis AGAIN next week.

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I'm going to count that as a frog death. Finally

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If you play your frog records backwards it says “GORF”

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You can paddle a canoe backwards. He didn't have to get out.

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The body count remains disturbingly low.

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"Aerial assault, NOW!" - Frog General

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some of these movies I'm like 'why don't they just leave town?'

and this one I'm just 'why don't they just go sit in the living room?'

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Where's your mussssstacccccchhhheeeeeee Ssssaaaammmm? 🐍 #monsterdon

Was it normal in the 70s to move in with a moronic rich family in toad country because they toppled your canoe over that one time? #monsterdon

Has he been... frogged? #monsterdon

"Frogs eat bugs. If there's a lot of frogs, it's because there's a lot of frog food. You want bugs? Kill frogs." -something even someone who is only an ecologist "to an extent" could say #monsterdon

Everybody in the family is consumed with frogs. Not a bit weird.

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Is this a porn movie?

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Trying to piece together the whole plot of a movie by only reading the #Monsterdon posts is pretty fun

Well, that would be… an ending I guess.

That movie goes over huge at the big amphibian and reptile conferences.

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The best part was the after-credit cartoon frog.

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The only frog to actually eat a human was the animated frog in the post-credits scene.

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and so the frogs never did anything but hop around a little bit

ty for joining, everyone!!

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Don't answer the phone! It's the frogs?

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No! The car is driven by frogs!

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Snake whackin day! #monsterdon

Be careful of that moss...

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#monsterdon Did Clint just get bitten by a water snake? Was that a surprise calf cramp? Why was his hand bloody!? Did he slice it on the boat propeller that we was swimming near?! I can't make heads or tails of what is happening here! Did someone just get killed by a very slow snapping turtle or was she just in emotional distress??

Definite Darwin Award candidate here. Lady, if you drown in the quicksand, it's your own fault. #monsterdon

Human falls into a pond

"HO HO, YOU'RE IN FROG TOWN NOW LADY!"

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gang of frogs throwing racial slurs at the human lady

"BIPED!"

"MONEY CREATURE!"

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This is why I always store my poison on a low shelf next to a sign that says No Lizards Allowed.

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This is slow, even for a 70s porn flick #monsterdon

Mr. Crockett: “I still believe man is master of the world.”
Frogs: #monsterdon

I've never actually watched along and I still enjoy #monsterdon commentary 😂 ♥️

The rich used to pay taxes and have to follow pollution control laws. Weird.

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"WE ARE THE UGLY RICH!"

This film is surprisingly 'woke', and from the 70s! :catjam:

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Oh no they killed the centipede—I mean, yay! /japanlife #monsterdon

Somehow Sam Eliot is wearing Double Denim and we're letting him get away with it because 'Cowboys'

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THE GORGON TURNED THAT FROG TO STONE!

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#Monsterdon grandpa needs to be eaten, slowly, agonizingly, by the fattest jabba-the-hutt frog they’ve got in this movie.

I love ominous phone outages! Spooooooky... #monsterdon

These are Chekhov's Frogs, a very rare species #monsterdon

@ottaross He's all wet, you can't expect him to paddle in wet denim #monsterdon

The rich don't drink Budweiser. Never have.

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It's all 35mm, just shoot stills, we'll save a ton of film that way #monsterdon

@apLundell And they could have plausibly killed by smothering or choking. Like they knock you down and sit on your face...

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I feel like the producer committed to making a Frog picture and then realized he couldn't think of a way for frogs to kill people. #monsterdon

Frogs can fix phone lines?
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But yeah, that was like watching a slasher flick where the slasher arrives at every potential victim moments after they trip on marbles and die, or slip on wet pavement and die, or fall off a ladder and die.

When the frogs were staring into the camera, that was the non-plussed glare of a born killer who has tried to stab a man only to find he's been dead for twenty minutes. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Truly, it ain't easy being green.

the amount of times where they could have done anything with the movie and they chose to do nothing, breathtaking. visionary. #monsterdon

I actually would watch an animated frogs (where the frogs eat people)

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The frogs win. Thanks @Taweret and everyone #monsterdon

Frogs (1972): 4/5

wow that movie sucked really bad in a really good way. what a magnificent trainwreck

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Cheeky! #monsterdon

THE ENDING FROG "GULP" SOUND IS THE PUNCHLINE OF THE LONGEST JOKE EVER TOLD. MAGNIFICENT #monsterdon

Certainly a choice to have the credits roll only to the sound of frogs croaking. Brave? Hilarious? Some kind of choice, anyway. #Monsterdon

Frogs just fucking with him
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Much more worried about the dog than Sam Elliot, tbh #monsterdon

Wait, were the frogs responsible for a single death in this movie? At all??? #Monsterdon

that gator did nothing you to, you monster

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Your god has abandoned you. Pray to the frogs, lady.

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in fairness I'm not sure what frogs could do that would be menacing

I mean they're frogs

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plot twist: the frogs are pacifists, trying to talk the others out of it. #monsterdon

They sure don't like the frogs, but I'm not aware of any lethal frog activities yet.

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Oh yeah, snapping turtle. Those things really are monsters.

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Water Moccasin: 2+
Clint: Still, not sadly, 0

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I love how all the black people are like "Oh, huh, rise of the toad gods again. Guess it's time for all the white people to die horribly."

They KNOW

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OK, now it's the birds

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"Just get the hell away from that crazy White People island as fast as possible!"

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so just stay in the house and don't wander around the bayou like idiots

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So far 5 dead and now we have to leave

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#monsterdon Can you imagine being the person on set with the job of hucking that enormous bullfrog into the center of that american flag sheet cake

*hup*

_frog looks pretty dazed_

"OK, cut, that's good. Frog wrangler, you're up, make sure he's OK and clean that icing off him"

Wait... are the toads INSTIGATING the other reptiles to attack humans? Like, evil telepathic frog MASTERMINDS???

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*Angry synthesizer intensifies*

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@Taweret stay safe friend

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