Am guessing this might be one of those, our animal handler is gonna have a part as an actor.

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The Frogs: “You other reptiles go ahead… We like to watch”

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I hope the servants survive. #Monsterdon

leave the gator alone. we can clearly see you're holding on to it and not the other way around

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Protip: don't just stand there in the puddle with the alligator, run away in a zig zag pattern

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Being stalked by a croc in the Florida swamp is one of thousands of reasons why I won't go there....

I'm telling you, that big brown frog is controlling all of this....

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I wish we had subtitles for that frog's villain monologue

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This lady is just too clumsy to live. And there is not a single person dying who I give a flying fuck about.
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There was absolutely no reason for her to drop her stuff and run madly off the trail. #monsterdon

@cienmilojos ok, 2/10 snakes not harmless. And to be fair, that is a number worth paying attention to. Maybe the other snakes are diversionary snakes? While the primary assault team snakes do the wet work? #monsterdon

Attack Of The Giant Leeches was kinda fun

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I wanted it to be the butterflies' turn to kill someone, oh well what can you do

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Those are some fast leeches

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STOP IT WITH THE SNAKES. #monsterdon

Bushwackin' Granny

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@Victorsigmoid they’re somehow mentally commanding everything else to kill? #monsterdon

Blacksnake. Not venomous.

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I was hoping more of this... #Monsterdon

is Iris supposed to be spacey in her age? I can't get a bead on it

she was talking business like a proper ghoul earlier, so maybe she's an eccentric

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Snakes! Harmless snakes everywhere! #monsterdon

And then she shoots herself in the leg with her butterfly net!

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Butterflies and frogs team-up, drop a big net on her.

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Oh no, they knocked over the jars of poison! The poison that only kills humans and no other animals! The fragile glass jars of poison, that I specifically keep on the highest, most precarious shelves in the greenhouse! Oh no!

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Yeah, these people aren't being killed by swamp life, they're being killed by their own incompetence. If this film was set in New York City it'd be called STEPLADDERS (1972) #Monsterdon

lol moss jump scare! #monsterdon

lady, you walked into that moss on purpose. I watched you

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@Taweret starting a hurricane

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Moss……… jumpscare? #monsterdon

There is a LOT of biodiversity in this swamp!

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Did the frogs cut the phone line? That's pretty sophisticated!

THREATENING BUTTERFLIES. #monsterdon

@allanb I think 2 that we've seen get killed on screen, 1 more that was found dead

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Okay, so snakes, tarantulas, lizards, and now murderous butterflies. When do the FROGS KILL SOMEONE? #Monsterdon

"I'll show you where we normally stack the bodies on the old man's birthday."

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So he could have died the same way if there’d been an earthquake. #monsterdon

Can't the frogs take out the kids? I mean how hard could that be?

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“so is that really all the frogs you can get us? uh huh. ok. what other animals do you have handy then?”

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FROG CAKE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

FROG CAKE

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The frogs on the cake are just *chef's kiss*

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The frogs just want to eat cake.

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Look, that brown frog they keep showing is the Leader, isn't it?
This is all his plan

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Ah the famous holiday, the Frog of July #monsterdon

Of the three deaths in the film so far, not one of them can be definitively be attributed to frogs yet #monsterdon

Everyone knows frogs love birthday cake! #monsterdon

Sam Elliot: Corpse Finder General

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Oh my gawd! There are almost a dozen frogs on the lawn. The horror!

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I don't think the frogs have done any of the actual killing yet?

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When I go, I too wish to be asphyxiated by lizards.

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Yanno, why does no one suspect Sam Elliott in BOTH of the deaths so far??

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I mean there are lizards on his shirt. it's not that alarming

and you didn't even check his pulse

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Frogs are all "Do you have poison in your house?" #Monsterdon #Frogs

I think there's one "frog wrangler" with like 9 toads for the whole production. #monsterdon

So how many invasive species were introduced solely at the hands of this movie?

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He's sleeping with the fishes... I mean lizards

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@SnoopJ I'm guessing nothing, as they have been for the past hour

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I wonder what the frogs are up to

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This movie is all about solidarity against the capitalist class and no matter how small you are together we are powerful.

Also don't keep glass jars of poison

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oh no the lil tree lizards are .... just sitting on him

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@north Also I label them simply "POISON" on a thick piece of tape.

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Lizards are going to steal his wallet and commit identity theft next #Monsterdon

I go out to walk the dog, and I come back to find people being killed by ... not frogs? And cut to toads sitting outside? So apparently Ive missed nothing? #monsterdon

lizard on a shelf living the cat's dream of knocking down stuff #monsterdon

TIMESTAMP FOR HANGING GECKO #monsterdon

Okay, the lizards are acting like player characters and the guy in the greenhouse is one of those NPCs you kill with environmental damage?

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I only recently realized that people posting in #Monsterdon are watching the same movie... (at least I think that's the case) >_>

Glass breaking in the greenhouse? Well, that's none of my business

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After the Lizards kill the human, they fuck in celebration

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Mocking Lizard with the chemical weapons attack!

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Who ordered the lizard variety pack? #Monsterdon

lol @ big bottle of CAUTION

oh, another one...POISON

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please hit that guy in the dick with the crochet mallet already
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The lizards shut the door. It's on, now!

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My neighbor is a biology prof. I wish she was here to point out how many of these animals would not be in a swamp in, I assume, Florida.

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This whole would have been uplifted with William Shatner. #monsterdon

Outraged Lizard will be the last thing you see

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OK but those spotted geckos are so cuuuuuutttteee! I love them I wanna hug them and smooch their gecko snoots

there are so many of those lil green lizard outside my house rn

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Are... are we suppose to assume the frogs are organizing all the other animals, and that's why they're watching ominously all the time but not actually acting?

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This movie would be a hell of a lot more enjoyable if Sam Elliott just walked around tripping balls and laughing at these losers as the body count racks up.
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Spider #Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Half expecting a chimp and whale to be involved in this Animal rebellion, and a dear with grenades hanging from their majestic antlers.

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@trixter maybe the frogs are the evil masterminds behind all the other animal attacks :okuu_think:
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Do these people have any friends outside of family?? #monsterdon

So you think the butterflies kill the middle aged lady? #Monsterdon

Spanish moss, the silent killer

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i didn't really follow what just happened, it looked like he did all that to himself????? #monsterdon

Dear movie: This is also NOT A FROG!
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Being attacked by dead grass is just the worst

(spiders are along for the ride)

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the...moss...is joining the attack? #monsterdon

Wait, do the taratulas have guns? Is the Spanish moss fatal? #Monsterdon

What a pussy. Get up and walk away!

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“Oh no! My corduroy pants!” #frogs1972 #monsterdon

This movie is a veritable reptile menagerie so far. Expecting David Attenborough any time here.

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So this movie was really made because someone’s brother or cousin collected reptiles & amphibians, right? And someone was just like: oooh, we could use these for a horror movie. #Monsterdon

oh no the moss got him

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WTF does he need a shotgun for to fix a downed phone line?

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Genuine outrage at the dude just shooting a bird, this family deserves everything coming to them

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@Lazarou Honestly most of them just seem like they're chilling

Maybe mildly annoyed about not having gotten more substantial roles

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So many animals MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS go home Sam. #Monsterdon

The frogs aren’t stupid. They’ve been recruiting swamp allies for their conquest #monsterdon

I would say I wonder what the frogs are up to but they keep showing us and they're just sitting there

just literally sitting there

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