Time to call in for a napalm strike #monsterdon

Gamera turns evil

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oh jeez a snapping turtle I'm sorry I made fun of the Frogs I'm sorry I'm sorry please let me keep my toes #monsterdon

hahahahahahhahahahaha the turtle death

and there's the mastermind frog?

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Oh no a giant turtle?

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GAMERA!!! #monsterdon

Lol the fucking turtle #monsterdon

The water snake is just a scout for piranhas. Maybe.

#frogs #monsterdon

@SordidAmok named after the place none of these people are going to #monsterdon

the monitor(?) cut the rope?

#frogs #monsterdon

Those are powerful binoculars.

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Random observation: his boat is named Valhalla.

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haha half the people in chat are ranting about what a turd the old guy is and the other half are whining about all the animals that aren't frogs killing people

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#Monsterdon this movie makes me laugh. I look and there’s a side character with a rifle and the old man. Yes! That would be so convenient! The universe keeps on toying with me in this manner. LOL

so he's going to shoot all the tiny swamp creatures? and like - the moss?

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Fine, movie. Have it your way. These are fucking SKY FROGS.

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"Attack, bird minions!'

-- Frogs

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I hate to bring this note of realism to this film, but I’m pretty sure you don’t wear coats and jackets in the South on the 4th of July. Just sayin’ #Monsterdon

this pier is FROG turf now, human! #monsterdon

@apLundell If you kill someone does that cancel their birthday 🤔

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uh-oh, looks like the Animal Rebellion has taken the Mainland....

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He’s got a special chair just for his hat #monsterdon

I feel like they could just go in the living room and watch TV and they would be fine

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@Taweret it's a Nook island - you got the villager wandering around with a butterfly net, you got tarantulas and you got statues and interior design

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“Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?” #monsterdon

and we will alllllll

go to tooooooooown

togetherrrrrrrr

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

"Been hit by a snake"

I don't think the snake was in the jeep

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“He’d been HIT by a snake”? #monsterdon

Eventually somebody is going to acknowledge that she's Black.

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Frogs croaking at gator in morse code to say the check is in the mail #monsterdon

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Check under your seat. Hundreds of Florida frogs and Central American Cane Toads were purchased for the production and virtually all escaped.

She got bit by a snake and turned grey like a statue? Is this a sequel to the Gorgon?
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Am guessing this might be one of those, our animal handler is gonna have a part as an actor.

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The Frogs: “You other reptiles go ahead… We like to watch”

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I hope the servants survive. #Monsterdon

leave the gator alone. we can clearly see you're holding on to it and not the other way around

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Protip: don't just stand there in the puddle with the alligator, run away in a zig zag pattern

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Being stalked by a croc in the Florida swamp is one of thousands of reasons why I won't go there....

I'm telling you, that big brown frog is controlling all of this....

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I wish we had subtitles for that frog's villain monologue

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This lady is just too clumsy to live. And there is not a single person dying who I give a flying fuck about.
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There was absolutely no reason for her to drop her stuff and run madly off the trail. #monsterdon

Maybe this is actually "Evil Dead 0".

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@cienmilojos ok, 2/10 snakes not harmless. And to be fair, that is a number worth paying attention to. Maybe the other snakes are diversionary snakes? While the primary assault team snakes do the wet work? #monsterdon

Attack Of The Giant Leeches was kinda fun

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I wanted it to be the butterflies' turn to kill someone, oh well what can you do

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Those are some fast leeches

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STOP IT WITH THE SNAKES. #monsterdon

Bushwackin' Granny

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@Victorsigmoid they’re somehow mentally commanding everything else to kill? #monsterdon

Blacksnake. Not venomous.

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I was hoping more of this... #Monsterdon

is Iris supposed to be spacey in her age? I can't get a bead on it

she was talking business like a proper ghoul earlier, so maybe she's an eccentric

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Snakes! Harmless snakes everywhere! #monsterdon

And then she shoots herself in the leg with her butterfly net!

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Butterflies and frogs team-up, drop a big net on her.

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Oh no, they knocked over the jars of poison! The poison that only kills humans and no other animals! The fragile glass jars of poison, that I specifically keep on the highest, most precarious shelves in the greenhouse! Oh no!

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Yeah, these people aren't being killed by swamp life, they're being killed by their own incompetence. If this film was set in New York City it'd be called STEPLADDERS (1972) #Monsterdon

lol moss jump scare! #monsterdon

lady, you walked into that moss on purpose. I watched you

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@Taweret starting a hurricane

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Moss……… jumpscare? #monsterdon

There is a LOT of biodiversity in this swamp!

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Did the frogs cut the phone line? That's pretty sophisticated!

THREATENING BUTTERFLIES. #monsterdon

@allanb I think 2 that we've seen get killed on screen, 1 more that was found dead

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Okay, so snakes, tarantulas, lizards, and now murderous butterflies. When do the FROGS KILL SOMEONE? #Monsterdon

"I'll show you where we normally stack the bodies on the old man's birthday."

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So he could have died the same way if there’d been an earthquake. #monsterdon

Can't the frogs take out the kids? I mean how hard could that be?

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“so is that really all the frogs you can get us? uh huh. ok. what other animals do you have handy then?”

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FROG CAKE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

FROG CAKE

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The frogs on the cake are just *chef's kiss*

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The frogs just want to eat cake.

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Look, that brown frog they keep showing is the Leader, isn't it?
This is all his plan

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Ah the famous holiday, the Frog of July #monsterdon

Of the three deaths in the film so far, not one of them can be definitively be attributed to frogs yet #monsterdon

Everyone knows frogs love birthday cake! #monsterdon

"Well, you've all ruined my birthday. Again."

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Sam Elliot: Corpse Finder General

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Oh my gawd! There are almost a dozen frogs on the lawn. The horror!

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I don't think the frogs have done any of the actual killing yet?

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When I go, I too wish to be asphyxiated by lizards.

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Yanno, why does no one suspect Sam Elliott in BOTH of the deaths so far??

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loving the frogs on the America cake motif....

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I mean there are lizards on his shirt. it's not that alarming

and you didn't even check his pulse

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Frogs are all "Do you have poison in your house?" #Monsterdon #Frogs

I think there's one "frog wrangler" with like 9 toads for the whole production. #monsterdon

So how many invasive species were introduced solely at the hands of this movie?

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He's sleeping with the fishes... I mean lizards

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@SnoopJ I'm guessing nothing, as they have been for the past hour

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I wonder what the frogs are up to

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This movie is all about solidarity against the capitalist class and no matter how small you are together we are powerful.

Also don't keep glass jars of poison

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oh no the lil tree lizards are .... just sitting on him

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@north Also I label them simply "POISON" on a thick piece of tape.

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Lizards are going to steal his wallet and commit identity theft next #Monsterdon

I go out to walk the dog, and I come back to find people being killed by ... not frogs? And cut to toads sitting outside? So apparently Ive missed nothing? #monsterdon

lizard on a shelf living the cat's dream of knocking down stuff #monsterdon

TIMESTAMP FOR HANGING GECKO #monsterdon

Okay, the lizards are acting like player characters and the guy in the greenhouse is one of those NPCs you kill with environmental damage?

#frogs #monsterdon

I only recently realized that people posting in #Monsterdon are watching the same movie... (at least I think that's the case) >_>

Glass breaking in the greenhouse? Well, that's none of my business

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