Hey, an animated after-credits scene.

#Monsterdon

Finally - a frog did something... even though it was animated and post-credits

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#Frogs

That was *weird.* #Monsterdon

Did you all see that? The little cartoon at the end? Or did I lick a toad? #Monsterdon

That was terrible. Amazing amount of reptile photography, but yeah, terrible. #monsterdon

Oh I get it! They croaked him to death. He croaked!

- fin

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I feel like *this* is the actual movie that inspired the Birdemic director. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the animated frog 💀

Frogs got the old man! And I guess that one frog killed all 6 people in the car? Unclear

#Monsterdon

Dude shouldn't have taken the brown acid.

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Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #Frogs, from 1972, was a ribbiting adventure where all the animals finally got hopping mad about all us annoying humans! We also had,

Due to the frogs being so peaceful during pretty much everything, tonight's misplaced theme song is:

https://youtu.be/eh-9EVi_tN8

#Monsterdon WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO DENIM SAM ET AL

Editors messed up, grandpa scene should have been before the car scene

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Wait......that's it?!? #monsterdon

They're looking for the plot

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I've never seen a man killed via pure sfx. #monsterdon

denouement: FROGS

So it wasn't entirely false advertising

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This part of the script just read:

[croaking crescendos for several minutes]

#Monsterdon

He kinda reminds me of Mitch McConnell.

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Oh my, the dog actually betrayed his master, wow....

#monsterdon

Dog needs to either leave or switch sides real fast. #monsterdon

The frogs are calling from inside the house!!! #monsterdon

And the frogs start psychological warfare.

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Drunk old man is drunk #monsterdon

Three minutes left to kill off Grandpa. You can do it, movie #monsterdon

I seriously thought it was a frog calling him #monsterdon

The frogs are all "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" #Monsterdon #Frogs

Hello this is frog #monsterdon

THE FROGS KNOW HOW TO USE THE PHONES???? #Monsterdon

Oh, now the phone works ...

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Frog on the record player!!! #Monsterdon

So, humanity learns that the frogs on an island have become sentient and hostile. How would humanity respond?

#Monsterdon

Do we think the dog will stay loyal or side with the Animals?

Oh the Frogs control the phones now?

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That Irish setter should be puking up frog parts by now

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#monsterdon poor dog

slow death by frogs....

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#Monsterdon I swear if the lady does a Scooby-doo and turns out to be a frog in a human costume...

@ohiofi Its the 70s. We used to get a 12 gauge on our first day of Kindergarten, donchaknow. #monsterdon #generationX

@AWolfInCheapClothing@calckey.world Hypnotoad origin story! #monsterdon

This clearly has Birdemic vibes now

#monsterdon

Oh no! The Black folks are dead too!

#monsterdon

a child runs around with a shotgun, that is not normal it's like seeing children smoke....

#monsterdon

Oh, the lizard is going to help tie up your canoe

#frogs #monsterdon

He brought the frog rifle #monsterdon

once again, we come to "town," consisting of one shack

why

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

❌Use paddle to get canoe off of snag

✅Use paddle to hit snake while shirtless

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[Hands the shotgun to child]

#monsterdon #frogs1972

Oh great - Bystander alligator gets shot! #monsterdon

Aaaand now he's in the same wet-clothes situation he started the movie in. He should have just told the powerboat douche to shove off. #monsterdon

NO, NOT THE PLASTIC ALLIGATOR!! #Monsterdon

@diazona I don't know I think "paddles directly into underbrush" is consistent with "hands rifle to smallest child"

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Love how that shirt dries so quickly....

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dead body in water gives me #MonsterdonBingo!

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The snakes would just get tangled up in his chest hair, anyway.

#Monsterdon

Pickett slapping snake, erotic

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When a snake falls on you that is the correct response #monsterdon

Those kids looking at the snake swatting like the kids watching Homer beat the Krustyburglar unconscious

#monsterdon

he said "Jesus". Snake. SYMBOLISM! #monsterdon

I knew we needed at least one more excuse for him to take off his shirt #monsterdon

Don't know the difference between frogs and toads? Great news— taxonomically, there isn't one

#Monsterdon

Dungeness Crabs?

<<throws popcorn>>
<<storms out of theater>>

#monsterdon

#monsterdon RIP, Bella, the servants, and CLINT.

The revised (following crowdsourced data on the first fatality) total bodycount broken down by what type of frog killed them, as of 1:15:

Sneks: 2
Spiders (shooting a man): 1
Giant gila monster from the movie "The Giant Gila Monster" (in the shed, with a poison bottle): 1
Snakes🤝leeches: 1
Gators: 1
Birds: 3

Edit: I missed the wife's passing and on rewind it looks like it was a turtle? so add to that:

Gamera: 1

"Kids, it's July in Florida so get your coats on" #Monsterdon

“… and watch out for the frogs” which have done NOTHING #monsterdon

@apLundell Frog wrangling is hard? #monsterdon

Kinda sucks that Dingbat got a drawn-out death and Budweiser went under with only one scream.

#monsterdon

Those kids look smart. They're leaving this movie and not looking back #monsterdon

He won't have time to rewrite his will before they waste him, so get out of there! #monsterdon

Staying put might honestly be the safest thing to do.

#monsterdon

@Taweret too busy having celebration sex as all their plans come to pass #monsterdon

can we watch the aztec mummy now

even the one with the robot?

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Did the black folks die or did they get inside the building? I may have missed
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Time to call in for a napalm strike #monsterdon

Gamera turns evil

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hahahahahahhahahahaha the turtle death

and there's the mastermind frog?

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Oh no a giant turtle?

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GAMERA!!! #monsterdon

Lol the fucking turtle #monsterdon

The water snake is just a scout for piranhas. Maybe.

#frogs #monsterdon

the monitor(?) cut the rope?

#frogs #monsterdon

Those are powerful binoculars.

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Random observation: his boat is named Valhalla.

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#Monsterdon this movie makes me laugh. I look and there’s a side character with a rifle and the old man. Yes! That would be so convenient! The universe keeps on toying with me in this manner. LOL

so he's going to shoot all the tiny swamp creatures? and like - the moss?

#monsterdon

Fine, movie. Have it your way. These are fucking SKY FROGS.

#monsterdon

"Attack, bird minions!'

-- Frogs

#Monsterdon

I hate to bring this note of realism to this film, but I’m pretty sure you don’t wear coats and jackets in the South on the 4th of July. Just sayin’ #Monsterdon

this pier is FROG turf now, human! #monsterdon

@apLundell If you kill someone does that cancel their birthday 🤔

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uh-oh, looks like the Animal Rebellion has taken the Mainland....

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He’s got a special chair just for his hat #monsterdon

I feel like they could just go in the living room and watch TV and they would be fine

#monsterdon

“Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?” #monsterdon

and we will alllllll

go to tooooooooown

togetherrrrrrrr

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

"Been hit by a snake"

I don't think the snake was in the jeep

#frogs #monsterdon

“He’d been HIT by a snake”? #monsterdon

Eventually somebody is going to acknowledge that she's Black.

#monsterdon

Frogs croaking at gator in morse code to say the check is in the mail #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

#Frogs 🐸 🐸🐸 🐸
🐍 🕷️ 🕸️ 🦎 🐊🐢 🐸 🐸💀

🐸 NATURE NOIR TRIVIA 🐸 🐸 🐸 💀

Check under your seat. Hundreds of Florida frogs and Central American Cane Toads were purchased for the production and virtually all escaped.

She got bit by a snake and turned grey like a statue? Is this a sequel to the Gorgon?
#Monsterdon #Frogs1972