So far, every human has been a bit of a dick, except maybe Smith. Though he's prickly. I think I'm gonna be #TeamFrog. #monsterdon

Sooo effing weird seeing Sam this young. He doesn't even sound like himself.

Also, he's pretty hot under that stache!

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what the hell are they smoking on this forest?
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Uncle Smith is an actor, I suppose? Quite the character.

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We could only afford these four lawn statues, so we keep moving them around from location to location.

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Live frog reaction cam #monsterdon

I just wanna pick one of these cute frogs up and pet it and call it George

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I am enjoying the frog emojis on my timeline.

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#monsterdon Most of the frogs are here for a swamp meet.

#Monsterdon there's a lot of statuary on this estate

Oscar-winner Ray Milland, for The Lost Weekend (1945). #monsterdon

Oh you think you're gonna have a good time, eh? #monsterdon

@brooke the real monster this week is jock itch #monsterdon

If this man's acting were any more wooden, it would be an inlaid table.

#Monsterdon #Frog1972

lots of water so far in this movie. i hope we all visited the restroom before we started. #monsterdon

WELCOME TO KNOCKOFF FANTASY ISLAND #monsterdon

@georgieboy thems are toads #monsterdon

So this actress is the 20th century take on Joan of Arc #monsterdon

The light through the tree and the fog was pretty #monsterdon

is he basically head to toe in soaked denim? that seems tremendously uncomfortable…

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I'm going to leave in the middle, though. I'm cooking Sunday dinner.

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Sunlight through Spanish Moss. How strange and threatening #Monsterdon

Dude, you don't have to walk through the Spanish moss. You can walk around it. You'll get what we used to call, when I was kid, "red bugs" (a.k.a. chiggers).

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It was The Mist! Wait, wrong movie,

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Like Jada Pinkett Smith? #monsterdon #frogs1972

Great line. Read. There chief. #Monsterdon

Hahah was just waiting here in the gas cloud for you to arrive

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oh those? that's just our cherub statue garden

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Those statues know what's up

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#Monsterdon the south is magical and cursed

also it's hot and humid

that dude's never getting dry

Differently from other #monsterdon showings, this one is delivering on the title subject nicely and early

Come on frogs..... #monsterdon

this was shot when they wanted to shoot The Fog but the weather didn't hold up so they had to change it up

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Fogs and Frogs? uh oh

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"What's the deal with all these frogs?" -guy who misread the title of the film as 'Forks' #monsterdon

So far they've managed to find a monster even less threatening than giant cute fuzzy bunnies. #Monsterdon #Frogs

oh, I guess "Dukes of Water Hazzard" would work...better. #monsterdon

Oh no! Spanish moss! #Monsterdon

The FOG drops in to add some scares... #monsterdon

#monsterdon If he stays for their fancy rich people picnic maybe he can steal some stuff to buy new camera equipment!

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I would also be fine if the rest of the soundtrack were just frog sounds

#Monsterdon That statuary is unusual. Floating. ?

@flowerpot oh, there'll be some croaking, alright… 😜
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Cherubim & Seraphim in the middle of a swamp

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Foreshadowing? Anyway, a lot of frogs. #Monsterdon

Oh wow. I like frogs, but that looks like more frogs than would be happy together.

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🚨 Irish Setter Alert! 🚨
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Speaking of pants - wtf is she wearing? Looks like she ought to have a diaper on under that thing. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon and that, my friend, is why we don't do field work fully dressed in denim and cowboy boots. The wet crack smell's about to get real

Enough statuary for a Bond film #monsterdon

@yatsu Gotta be frog shaped. #Monsterdon

We have frogs. Repeat we have frogs, LOTS of frogs. Over.

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That were a toad, sirrah! #monsterdon

I want a refund #monsterdon

@yatsu The Wicker Frog

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I don't understand how the frogs will kill anyone. I mean I am not in any kind of decent physical condition but I'm pretty sure I'm no match for a frog

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I think frogs are so cute, I can't find this ominous in the least #monsterdon

OK, statues that aren't even all lined up on the ground correctly. With supporting bushes right behind them. :eyethink:

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Hey - that was a TOAD! Bait and switch!!! #monsterdon

Yesssss, waiting... Lurking... Bide your time, my lovelies... Make them suffer >:3 #Monsterdon

Pickett Smith is Sam Elliott!?

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Sitting here, waiting for the racism to drop...

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I suspect we're gonna have a lot of frog footage padding.

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Excuse me those are toads not frogs #monsterdon

all those lawn statues have cameras in

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

*ominous frogging action* #monsterdon

I like how both "ominous croaking" and "eager croaking" are on the bingo card

I wouldn't mind "nonchalant croaking" as well but what can you do

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Not a life jacket in sight #monsterdon #frogs1972

I just need a little hop and I’ll have bingo.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972 #MonsterdonBingo

#Monsterdon Bathing onsie is cute

is this gonna end up with Sam Elliot in a wicker person-shaped effigy? #monsterdon

spronts. do you play the spornts? #monsterdon

I've never seen Sam Elliott clean shaven before. It's distracting!

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why is Sam wearing those shoes to canoe tho?

"My name is Clint Crockett, if you want to know."

"Well, I don't wanna know!"

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Keep it in yer pants, Joan Van Ark. #Monsterdon

This is just like Birds

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Frogs!!! And they’re so cute! 🥹 #Monsterdon

If you're not doing anything constructive, get me my stogie. (if you know, you know) #monsterdon

Angry frogs sit in judgment.

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FROGS!

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@ricci the rest of us are #monsterdon

How about oysters. Do you like oysters? #Monsterdon #Frogs

"ah there's the pirate camp" #monsterdon

look at those big beautiful croaking boys #monsterdon

Nice baby puke colored onesie! #monsterdon

DUKES OF HAZZARD LAKE. #monsterdon

The Laconia County Youthwatching Society has their meetings every Sunday morning #monsterdon

@aburka lol same

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Canoes have the second highest priority, just under vessels not under commander or limited by channel

#monsterdon

FROGGES

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KAREN!
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More like FROG camp! #monsterdon

ehehe what grumpy looking frogs :3 #monsterdon

YES, FROGS, FINALLY #Monsterdon

menacing frogs #monsterdon

Took me a moment there to parse that as 3 separate frogs....

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no, wait, this isn't the Toxic Avenger backstory. #monsterdon

And now introducing our stars.
Bud. Wise. And well...
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#Monsterdon DAMMIT STUART