"I've never moved on from high school."
- Clint

#Monsterdon

Oh yeah. Frogs. #Monsterdon #Frogs

"was"? way to past-tense your wife…
oh, we're making way for the homoeroticism, I see…
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It was his wife’s idea for him to be a jock? 🤔

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Those sideburns are not connecting at the top #monsterdon

Did they shower together? #monsterdon

just guys bein dudes #monsterdon

INTENSELY homoerotic #Monsterdon

Wow. Clint is a royal dick about his wife's aging.

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You think I cn throw this football over those mountains?

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ah, dude who graduated from high school but never actually left. i knew i despised him. #monsterdon

wow even in a film this sad, this is sad

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suddenly Sam quantum leaps in.... to Sam Elliott! "Oh Boy"

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That was an uncomfortable scene. #Monsterdon

So when does Kermit shows up

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"caught you looking at my jersey"...Is that....a euphemism??

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#monsterdon I'm not hating Sam Elliott without a shirt

"Looks like you were quite the jock." Nah, he's just an athletic supporter, if you know what I mean. #monsterdon

I’m so close to bingo! #Monsterdon

Are these two gonna ball or what? #Monsterdon #Frogs

@Taweret from the themoviedb review:
"For any who complain that the name of the film is inaccurate in light of the fact that there are various bog creatures attacking the people, not just frogs, think about it like this: The frogs are like little Napoléons sending their soldiers into the fray. "

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this movie really screams 70s
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@Taweret i'm hoping eventually we will learn what a frog's gonna do but they are taking their time about it

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Midwest Valley Central, the high school stuck literally in the middle of every possible variable. #Monsterdon

How long before we get our first scream? It's not #monsterdon if we're not getting some screams. Seems a long way off at this point.

Okay, I like Bella, so far #monsterdon

Just waiting for Aunt Bedelia to show up. She'd fit right in with this group.

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Butterflies are "in" for the movie about frogs.....yum. #monsterdon

He doesn't understand why the stopwatch is stuck at 32

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#Monsterdon This movie went sideways in a very unusual jog also, sideways…

Uhhhh…yet another attempt to convince us that the rich are unhappy. I mean, some of them are, but in general, no, they have an air of relaxed contentment I've only elsewhere in middle-class people from functioning welfare states.

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What an amazing Caftan!!! Want!

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There’s a Black person speaking very early in the film!

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Where do you suppose he came from?

Well mom, when a man loves a woman...

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"Now where's that metallic paper" is my favorite line. It's now my new motto. #monsterdon

Wonder what Sam is up to.

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Blondie really want tho change Pickett wet clothes, huh?
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Mrs Roper?!

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oh wow I hadn't realized this is Sam Elliott, but that explains why I'm loving his performance

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Miss Frog Legs, 1972

most interesting thing so far

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Butterflies are really in!

Oh this couldn't be more 70s if it tried.

This weekend is going to be somethin' else.

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being dripping wet and introduced to a bunch of strangers, I'd be on my way back into the swamp #monsterdon

“Come on, I’ll introduce you to the rest!” As if practically the entire family wasn’t completely awful

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Dang Pluto just puts the commercials right in the mix huh #monsterdon

Gotta love ALL fashion choices #monsterdon

#Monsterdon She's playing ouija?

@paco Big same!

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It is not a long story. It is a boring story. #Monsterdon

They should rename this film: EVERYONe wants SAM! #monsterdon

So much rayon #monsterdon

So far only grampa doesn’t seem to want to fuck Sam Elliot. #Monsterdon

Jumper? I hardly knew'er

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Introduce him to everyone while he's wet and freezing. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe
Sounds normal to me

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It's a long story, we almost killed Sam Elliot...
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In observance of Arbor Day we are shutting down the entire telephone system in the tri-county area. #monsterdon

I saw a frog THIS BIG 👁️🫦👁️ #monsterdon

@moira Yesss, my children are clever >:D #Monsterdon

Do Frogs eat phone lines? #monsterdon

Damn, Paul just checked....Sam Elliott is 28 in this.

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@paco Always #TeamMonster 👍

but especially today

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The frogs ate the phones? Ominous!

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Did the frogs take out the phones? If so, kudos frogs. #Monsterdon

Does anyone else get the feeling these siblings pick up strangers on the lake like this regularly?
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What does it mean to “take care of that” in regards to a frog?

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The phone is on holiday?!?! Wha...? #monsterdon

Wow, phones dead before the crisis. They're running ahead of schedule. #Monsterdon

the frogs cut the phones‽

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the frogs have cut the phone lines! dammit!

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oh wow, her outfit...... that's racy even today!!!

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@nantucketebooks Nah this is for #Monsterdon, we're watching Frogs (1972)

Dum dum dum ... the phone is dead.

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#monsterdon Mr. Smith, do you like--gladiator movies?

Oh, so the evil gay guy in white can talk. About frogs.

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The macho tension between all the male cast members is quite something.

Gotta look after the lil' lady, huh?

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Is beige guy supposed to come across as gay? #Monsterdon

Grover's in this??? Is KERMIT?!? #monsterdon

this wasn’t originally going to be a frogs movie they were shooting something else on location and got carried away with frog b-roll #monsterdon

You sent a muppet!?

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#Monsterdon “Have you ever seen a grown man naked?”

Ahh yes. Ecology magazines. Very popular in the 70s. #Monsterdon

Bingo! Eye contact with camera counts, right?

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Animal photography is against the law?
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#monsterdon Ain't no private property on stolen land old man! Ecologist can take pictures if he wants!

So watching Frogs (1972) for #Monsterdon.

I did not realize Sam Elliot was the main character. I also didn't recognize him without his mustache.

@amyfou IMDB says "Maybelle", idk

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Theahs a saghn out theah, mistah Smith #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon grandpa looks like if colonel sanders didn't get to sit out the civil war cooking chicken

I bet she's gonna get him out of those wet clothes!

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Chekhov's Bullfrog!

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So it's a given that we're all #teamfrogs today? #monsterdon

not so much sound engineering as SOUND IS HAPPENING #monsterdon

is Pickett Smith a hunky environment renegade? the 70s got some things right #monsterdon

the boys* are back in town**

*frogs
**the field

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KAREN! #Monsterdon

Just going to watch them walk that whole way, huh?

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weird suspicious picnic #Monsterdon

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Ok, I think it's 'Clint', 'Pickett', 'Karen' and ... 'May Bell' with two stresses????

Wait is Mr. Reticent Foxy Canoe man Sam Elliot?

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