so Pickett is being sent on… a frog reconnaissance mission?

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What a lovely family.
Please, let this frogs eat someone soon!
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The guy's best idea to remove the nuisance frogs is to Deepwater Horizon the whole lake. #monsterdon

Grover's been killed by Kermit. #Monsterdon

@Taweret she already has a green noise machine, totally free

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They're listening to every word! #monsterdon

Whenever you see people be mean to animals, you know they’re due for a comuppance.

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Chekhov rifle! #monsterdon

So, they have a problem with frogs.

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I'd wonder what the frogs are doing right now, but the movie is actually really good on showing them hanging out.

#frogs #monsterdon

"whatever, gatecrasher, BE USEFUL TO ME" #monsterdon

Toad, toad, toad.... toad.

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“There’s no silence in the night!” —Red Skelton on frogs https://youtu.be/Q56CiyfAuOc?si=H1CJbdRWiCH1M_RZ&t=136 #monsterdon

I really hate this old grandpa

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Why do half the frogs look like rubber frog models?

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“I can’t sleep.”

*dumps a Valdez worth of oil

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#monsterdon Oooooh. Subverted expectations! He notes that he brought a sexy model to white rich family summer gathering, not that she's Black. TBH for a movie of this kind that is almost an advanced character beat!

I so want the frogs to eat this man.

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I'd bet good money that Ray wasn't 'acting' drunk here. #Monsterdon #Frogs

These folk complaining about not being able to sleep because of the sound of frogs... have they never slept in the rural south near the swamp? It pretty much sounds that way all the time.

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@Taweret That's what his family is. #Monsterdon

"Seems like everyone in our family is hung up on… frogs"

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All these frogs got me missing the peepers at my parents' place

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At this age Sam Elliott looks like he's gonna leap through time fixing that which once went wrong.

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yes. interesting. i'm sure it is. wonder what those frogs are doing rn. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon damn

The dialogue is atrocious #monsterdon

Jenny, put in some damn earplugs.

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#Monsterdon i hope the frogs ate the children offscreen

More cokes, and Gilbert's Vodka. Subtitles blocked whatever the middle bottle was.

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Booze-shaming #monsterdon

Tennessee Williams' FROGS #monsterdon

That asshole just threw a frog! M'fer gonna get it now. #Monsterdon

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Don't THROW the frog! That's not nice!

That frog is going to get you back, jerk-o...!

"I have an impatient family"

SAYS THE FUCKER TIMING DINNER TO THE MICROSECOND #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it's crazy, the young people look 45 and the old people look 55

"I hate those things"

Well they were here long before you, go fuck off lady

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YUCK A FROG *yeets it directly over everyone's lunch* #monsterdon

EVERYBODY is wearing white wtf #monsterdon

Yes, children, go sit down and eat after handling a wild frog.

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Is this rich people family drama?

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Not even washing your hands after handling the frog? Bad frog tripping hypothesis 1000% confirmed!

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Whoever was in charge of foreshadowing might be over doing it on the toad closeups.
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I do believe all these "frogs" they're showing us are actually toads #monsterdon

You know, this movie has some _great_ frogs in.

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We need subtitles for the frogs. They’re scheming… #monsterdon

oh NO! they make NOISE!!!!!

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The kids willl later find THIS! #monsterdon

rude! no yeet frog!

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That grandpa sounds like a fun individual.

Why can't kids be kids?

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Frogs x The Gorgon crossover = Stone Frog #monsterdon

This Trump family outing is as painful as I would have imagined. #Monsterdon

Ooh a stone frog, that's foreshadowing

Memento rana(?)

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What's with all the white clothes?

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…and while the title acknowledges them in a general way, I bet they’re performing uncredited
#monsterdon https://hachyderm.io/@aburka/114056435098899115

#Monsterdon yeet that frog!

Weeping Angels are now Concrete Frogs #Monsterdon

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Personally, I find frogs cute. My Aunt has "frog-fear" though. It was hilarious sitting out on a patio with the toads encroaching to eat the bugs.

Hop. Hop. Hoppity-hop.... 🐸 🐸🐸

Yes, I'd like to buy this marble statue of a frog splayed out going "UNNNNNGH" #monsterdon

"Jenny, farbeit from me to tell you how to raise your kids"

NO IT AIN'T FAR AT ALL #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Gorgon/Frog crossover?

ooh frog statue

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no I don't think that frog statue is going to get up to any trouble #monsterdon

"with or without the profanity" #monsterdon

Old fucker's managing the Fourth with a stopwatch. #Monsterdon

Oh I see they called it Frogs because of all the ominous frog shots.

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Whoever wrote this was paid too much.

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#Monsterdon ah we've come to the "showing off high school trophies" phase of showing the stranger your room

❓ did you know: if we were watching Aristophanes' Frogs, the frogs would be saying "koax koax" instead of "ribbit ribbit"

Hope my fun fact didn't distract you too much from this fast-paced storytelling #monsterdon

The Frog that saw GORGON last week... #monsterdon

Wish they'd subtitle the croaking #monsterdon

@trixter FWIW I didn't get that impression, but I am probably much worse than average at picking up on such things 🤷

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Phrogs are so photogenic
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stone frog!

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Frogs.

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Foreshadowing!!!!! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I want a fitted silk blouse with a huge necklace now.

This black lady better be one of the last folks standing. #Monsterdon #Frogs1972

i don't understand, is the stone frog also a threat? #monsterdon

RIBBIT I MAY BE STONE BUT EVEN I STILL FEEL RIBBIT #Monsterdon

some birds, here to remind you of a different, better movie. #monsterdon

Ahhh! Medusa got the frog! #Monsterdon #Frogs

ATTACK OF THE CERAMIC TOADS!

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Is this a coded-gay seduction scene?

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@jonny@neuromatch.social @Taweret@timeloop.cafe maybe people lick the frogs to get high, but they turn murderous!

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'So, do you even lift, bro?'

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@cienmilojos I'm guessing yes. #Monsterdon

So that scene with shirtless Sam Elliot and Clint in the flowery thing was super gay, right? Not just me?

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I'm having a problem with the protagonist's name, and the fact that I'm hearing it so often.

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The message is "Get Out" #Monsterdon #Frogs

I know southerners are supposed to be friendly but Mr. Jock there goes way above and beyond #Monsterdon

So many toads for frogs. Lol

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Racial tension in 3...2...1. #monsterdon

That is a couple who never wanted high school to end. #monsterdon

Midwest Valley Central? Could have jammed a couple more generic nondescript words in there. Plains. Prairie. #monsterdon

Excuse for shirtless scene! Yesssss #Monsterdon

@Taweret I tell ya what they're gonna do

UNIONIZE

You can do anything if you do it together even if you're frogs

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#Monsterdon only in the 70ies could you get capsized by a millionaire, then end up shirtless in his room on the family's estate after a nice shower.

His all beer and boating diet works well for him.

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#TeamFrogs #monsterdon FROGS FROGS FROGS FROGS FROGS FROGS FROGS