What is this instrument that sounds like cupping your hands over your ears on a windy day? #monsterdon

#monsterdon This feels like a dragged-out episode of Captain Planet, so far.

#Monsterdon movie about to pmo with inaccurate animal behaviors

@arrjay I know, I feel so let down

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This is what happens when you let amphibians work for DOGE #monsterdon

Wow, that guy decomposed rather quickly since leaving the house at 6AM. #Monsterdon

The actor is not very good at playing dead. Breathing heavily, mouth moved after he got turned over... #monsterdon

The amphibian-reptilian rebellion begins...

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oh you can try to put frogs in but that's just not practical

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Is that brains or snake? Oh, it’s snake.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

see now if they had the budget they'd've put snakes in his eyes

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

@msh ahhhh you had to remind me 😂

(actually I was already reminded because I was backing up some movie files earlier today and the one for the Star Wars Holiday Special seems to have landed on an unreadable portion of the hard drive... I think my computer is trying to tell me something)

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Some days you bite the frog, and some days the frog bites you #monsterdon

Andre the Giant is looking rough

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Dead body! The froggification has commenced #monsterdon

Dead body (still breathing) with frogs and snakes.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

#Monsterdon if i know my story quest foreshadowing, the gardener dude is dead as a doornail

@70sgayspaceangel Fun fact of the day.

At least in the movie I played in, the dead people were played by live people in makeup.

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you could not pay me enough to lay there with snakes crawling all over me, i don't care. #monsterdon

THIS IS SNEK. NOT FROG. #monsterdon

Okay. First body. Ew.

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"So... I'm supposed to..."

"Gather a bunch of dead animals for the shot. Yeah."

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Looks a lot like Grover to me. (Not the muppet.) #Monsterdon

@Taweret just the long stripey frogs with no feets

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"Sir, I found your man. The frogs got 'em."

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That guy's eyes are in good shape for how long he's been dead

#frogs #monsterdon

That's the EXORCIST chick! #monsterdon

Lol dat music #monsterdon

"...well, I found him, sir. He was dee ee ay dee."

#Monsterdon #Frogs #🐸

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Good work, froggos! ☠️

Honestly I had no strong feelings about moustache-less Sam Elliott and I don't have any now. I'm happy for all of you in whom this movie is Awakening Things though

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He’s alive! He’s breathing! He’s dead!

The pace of this flic - wow. #Monsterdon

Is that dead guy breathing? #Monsterdon

I think we found Grover

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Grover's looking a bit... froggy #monsterdon

The traditional afternoon snake nap #monsterdon

βρεκεκεκέξ κοαξ κοαξ.

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I can see dude breathing #monsterdon

that snake acted in self-defense! nuts to your ominous synths! #monsterdon

We should totally watch Cocaine Bear for #monsterdon @Taweret

Wait, that's not an animal...
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There’s a frog on his butt! #frogs1972 #monsterdon

That dude is DEFINITELY breathing.

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Oh no, the jeep got poisoned too! #monsterdon

Oh dang. This person done messed up. Poor critters.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Sam Elliott is making this movie. #monsterdon

When does cocaine bear show up?

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oops, that's not a frog. #monsterdon

Sam sends a missive to the Frog Alliance, offering sympathetic media support. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon kinda bold to keep walking without any hazmat equipment at this point, no?

#Monsterdon the animals aren’t dead. They are playing eepy.

Oh man, they're poisoning the frogs? That's going to backfire, isn't it..?

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We're talking 'revenge of nature' cycle here, aren't we..?

That frog sure looks like a jeep. #Monsterdon #Frogs

He's got a stick #monsterdon

So like they want the frogs gone because...they're loud? #monsterdon #frogs1972

ah yes human interventions in biomes always go according to plan with no unintended consequences.

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#frogs1972

death, nothing but death. Ominous #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe There was a FIREFIGHT...

or maybe just poison ?

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Frog poison! Those frogs died huffing in the woods.
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so did they get a deal on the synth "soundtrack" or

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Before the movie I pretty flippantly declared that Sam Elliott without a mustache was an abomination, but now that I see him, all I can say is: damn 🔥

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@whknott amateur actors

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All the animals were injured in the making of this film. #Monsterdon

"This doesn't make any sense, frogs love to eat poison." #monsterdon

Sam Elliot does indeed require a substantial ballroom.

#monsterdon #frogs

"Some days a man just can't play a good game of frog baseball!"

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Pet semetary it is #monsterdon

Checkov's hunting trophy.

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Was that a _Scolopendra_?? #Monsterdon

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ruh roh Sam has found the dirty little poison secret ...

... he's gotta ally with the frogs, right?

MURDERERS!! #monsterdon All those innocent creatures.

@trixter I guess they didn't invent pronouncing acronyms as words until the 80's

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@randy_s ahhh, figures! #monsterdon

aha, left over poison spray from the ant attack.

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Chekhov’s Grover?

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"I'm so square I can't use acronyms!"

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Killing the frogs food and THEY'RE NOT HAVING IT!

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checkov's gun safe #monsterdon

Meh - those are TOADS! #monsterdon

“Some spraying …” #Monsterdon

okay that is an impressively large bullfrog, I'll say that much

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

#monsterdon this is such a waste of Ray Milland

Don't worry, he won't overdose. This is the 70s. Before they started adding lycra to the denim. #monsterdon

If you get rid of the frogs the mosquitoes will be a lot worse #monsterdon

The frogs are having a conversation but there are no subtitles it's a Star Wars Christmas Special moment #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon so... Do you think they had one frog and the frog handler had to move that frog around so they could take 2-second frog clips?

Edit: oh no, they have at least 3!

This lunch on the lawn < “Sam Peckinpah’s ‘Salad Days’”

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

I don't really think you want a rifle to deal with mosquitoes

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

"I don't think a stuffed bullfrog would add a thing." Zing!

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Some of these frogs look suspiciously like toads #monsterdon

Grandpa's Southern drawl - not terribly convincing #monsterdon

Uh oh. Somebody's missing.

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... Does anyone actually spell out AWOL?

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Wanna take one of these ,see? Nyaaaaa. Edward G Robinson I am not!

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#Monsterdon "It's not the end of the world, Jenny!" "Well it seems so." I feel you, Jenny.

Hey when do the relations between the frogs and assholes come to a boiling point? #monsterdon

@strangefour

The photography is really very good, overall!

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SECRET FROG DISCUSSIONS #monsterdon

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oh no old man Crockett has a stuffed Puma head on his wall...
..take him down, froggos!

Geezum Crow but Sam's PACKIN' those jeans #Monsterdon #Frogs