"is it still dead?"

Yes just like Grover.

#Monsterdon

"What's everyone standing around for? Let's eat . . . on our plates covered in snake blood."
#Monsterdon

everyone's eardrums seem to be just fine after that #monsterdon

Cats and dogs living together... #monsterdon

didn't feel harassed at all #monsterdon

All theses shots of frogs are not getting any eerier. #Monsterdon #Frogs

WE CRAVE HUMAN FLESH - Frogs

#monsterdon #frogs

so all of the snakes in this movie are going to be adorable little frens, aren't they?

#Monsterdon

Did I hallucinate a human hand holding that snake? #monsterdon

frogs out here staging the world's gentlest siege #monsterdon

aw poor snek

#Monsterdon

grandpa patriarch is giving a strong frank reynolds #monsterdon

Shooting a snake in your dining room has got to be pretty hard on the wall treatments #monsterdon

It's time for the frogs to attack Clint.

#Monsterdon

Fuck you, snake killing grandpa.

#monsterdon

a frog that screams with the voice of a woman? #monsterdon

Mmmm, dinner served with snake guts #Monsterdon

That's one long skinny frog

#monsterdon
#Frogs

#Monsterdon I had a flash that the old man was just rolled out the window and we’d have our first wilhelm scream.

The frogs just want to come in and snuggle

#Monsterdon

A SNAKE knows how to kill ANOTHER of its kind. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon literally capitalists complaining about the cost of government regulation to help reduce environmental pollution

But did they call it snakes?

#monsterdon

Rich folk got chandeliers made of snakes like Medusa’s head. #Monsterdon

Frog-snake team-up works way better than frog-scorpion ferry venture. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon someone from costume loves Bella because her outfits hit and never miss

man fully intends to live on spite. I'm rooting for the frogs now. #monsterdon

@ramsey I should have implied watching this movie 🤦

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Rich people who pay taxes?! Suspension of disbelief shot to hell.

We have you surrounded!
#Monsterdon

I was expecting this production to be closer to Aristophanes's original #monsterdon

YES THROW HIM OUT THE WINDOW

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

THE FROGS ARE COMING THE FROGS ARE COMING

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DISABLED! BY NATURE! #monsterdon

at least the patriarch does have a sense of southern hospitality #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 😱

"I'm sure it'll be a great day for everyone" (Except Grover.)

the scariest thing in the world is rich white southerners! #monsterdon

i'm sure it'll be a great day for everyone. just like today. (T_T) #monsterdon

Hey, nice snake on the chandelier
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did he say birth-day-ee congratulations?

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@paco neither are the toads they are trying to pass as frogs #monsterdon

what about the little body little buddy?

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

a snake is just a type of frog with no legs

#monsterdon

"do you wanna hide a body?" #monsterdon

So... they can't DRIVEt to get the sheriff? #monsterdon

Heck I'd even take people messing people up, take some of the work off the frogs' plates

#Monsterdon

Ah, was waiting to pass the info along to Crockett.

And such a *cute* snake on the chandelier

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

@diazona The frog havoc is implied.

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This movie should be titled Snakes on a Plantation #Monsterdon

I see the frogs have some snek advance scouts.

#monsterdon

Yeah, it seems like your family is REAL important to you >_> #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon obviously the well know snake-on-a-chandelier gag.

ah so he withheld it to everyone else except the patriarch #monsterdon

What is that, _Storeria_? _Thamnophis_? Help me snake people

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AGAIN. THIS IS SNEK. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon A conspiracy!

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I must point out that this evening chorus is very much NORMAL AMOUNT OF FROG for a lakeside property. :kermit: 🐸 🐍 🐸 🐸

Many snakes for frog movie.

What do all these lies mean?

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

I don't like snakes and I don't like chandeliers, easily the scariest part of the film #monsterdon

Is it frogs or snakes? #monsterdon

Did the frogs cut the phone line? Cause that would be bad ass.

#monsterdon

Why does ambush noodle sound like bees? That's just dumb.

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Wait. Did he just lie about not seeing the dead guy that he definitely saw?#Monsterdon

"Is anything wrong?"

"No."

🤔

#Monsterdon

AMBUSH NOODLE

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

MISTER HAMMOND THE PHONES ARE NOT WORKING #monsterdon

They have to PAY for their own drinks in their own home?!? THANKS 70s socialism! #monsterdon

Okay, I was wondering if the polluting thing was going to be subtext but no, the movie is clearly making it text

good, tbh. 70s were different.

#Monsterdon

By this point the piranhas had eaten like four people. These frogs got some catching up to do. #Monsterdon #Frogs

wait wait, you said you didn't find him, but you DID take his jeep and strand him in the middle of nowhere? hehehe

#monsterdon

Yeah frog that guy please, thanks #monsterdon

The frogs fought Ma Bell and won #Monsterdon

big “i’m not totally sure what the words i’m saying mean” vibes from the actors here

#monsterdon

Why is Sam lying about Grover?????

#Monsterdon

Grover's probably just gone back to Sesame Street #monsterdon

"not unless they've been with you from the very beginning..."

what???

#monsterdon

No sign of grover, eh?

#monsterdon

were any of these actors allowed to look at the script before reading cue cards during filming?

#monsterdon

Wait, did he just lie about finding a dead Grover?

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

There's some foreshadowing for 2025: "we're allowed to be ugly, we pay enough taxes."
#monsterdon

"We ARE the ugly rich"

#Monsterdon

Hoping the frogs eat the rich #monsterdon

fingers crossed all these whiny rich assholes get frogged to hell and back #monsterdon

*bites back Toronto budget/environment factoid*

#Monsterdon

The frogs have my permission to eat all the people. #Monsterdon

I hate them all so much. Even Joan. #Monsterdon

"We *are* the ugly rich!"

The old man seems okay with the anti-pollution control, but the lady is concerned about their dividends.

#Monsterdon

@Louisa Nothing to see here

#Monsterdon

movie i am not watching you for these people cmon would prefer discussions between rich plantation frogs

#monsterdon

It's like I'm witnessing the birth of MAGA. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh! Now we have a creepily dead person. So far this film is weirdly competent??

people pay for nature music with frog sounds like that. just record it and sell tapes #monsterdon

outfits for this movie really feels like CLOTHING BY BEIGE #monsterdon

"We are the ugly rich" #monsterdon

Jenny is annoying. #Monsterdon

Unrelated frog/snake crossover

#frogs #monsterdon

Solidarity! I hope they both survive. #Monsterdon

Did we just pass Bechdel with two black women? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon It’s so funny when they increase the speed of playback for frogs. It’s both funny and awww. They tried?

So it pass the Betchel test

#monsterdon