I guess the lizards are also cute

#frogs #monsterdon

"When you're through pounding, why don't you warm me up a little bit," is the only halfway funny piece of dialogue so far

#monsterdon

Gecko pushes his white ass off the log and moves on. #Monsterdon

Frogs! Snakes! Lizards? #monsterdon

@jonny you’d know if you were rich. #Monsterdon

Mmm that's some good reptilian tongue now

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon those were not frogs.

NONE of these lizards are indigenous to the US lOL... #monsterdon

#monsterdon Are those firecracker-lighting kids about to get frogged!?

#Monsterdon 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 😱

ZARDS 💞 💞 💞

He looks a little like Scott Bakula to me? I think that's it.

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

And now the lizard portion of Frogs. #Monsterdon #Frogs

#Monsterdon douchebag hubby reminds me a lot of douchebag daddy

... and smoking!

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

#monsterdon Clint attends rich people family summer camp for the dollar bills. A little predictable. Unrealistic his wife hasn't learned to tolerate it.

@arrjay as I recall frogs are quite important to that other story. Perhaps this is a prequel!

#Monsterdon

don't tease us with mention of martians. #monsterdon

Their little faces just make them look to me like chill cats #monsterdon #frogs1972

ooh ooh bell bottoms sighted

Unfortunately not on the frogs but I'll take it

#Monsterdon

what in the fuck does "i'm gonna mend my neck" mean #monsterdon

#monsterdon Have you ever seen desklamp chandeliers before?

"Something tells me it's Fourth of July!"

Bobby's already missing his first three fingers today! #Monsterdon

Perhaps it’s the calendar, Joan Van Ark. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 😱

those boys better be eaten by froggos before this is over

what was that thing she did with her head before she said "thank you"? #monsterdon

Coffee!

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

you know, having said that. we got The Grandkids, the Grandfatherly...figure, and, well, Dr Grant. _this almost works_. #monsterdon

GIVE. ME. MORE. FROG. #monsterdon

Was she genuinely happy about being asked to work on the decorations???

#monsterdon

I like to think the toads are just sitting around criticizing the script #monsterdon

The frogs are watching the ugly rich humans doing nothing in particular and chatting it up just like we're watching this #Monsterdon movie with nothing happening in particular

So... does Jenny really want to help with the decorations, or was that sarcasm?

#Monsterdon

@socketwench intriguing

#Monsterdon

and now Clint is missing? I'm thinking frogs.

#monsterdon
#frogs1972

I keep expecting a younger Vito Corleone to whisper in grandpas ear and then, you know. #Monsterdon

@Taweret on the other hand, movie please showing me footage of toads just sitting there #Monsterdon

@moira It's the FEAR of the frogs that's terrifying. We know they're OUT THERE. 🙄

#monsterdon

fun fact: Ray Milland (the grandfather) is originally Welsh. #monsterdon

It's his birthday, and he wants his cake! Bedelia! Where's my cake!

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

"another happy day beginning" it will be when the frogs get started, yes. #monsterdon

Two or three decent actors. Just no decent script. #Monsterdon

If I was a rich white idiot who hated the sound of frogs, I would simply summer in one of the many locations where frogs do not live
#monsterdon

@jonny no one may not

#monsterdon

FROG! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Would boop snoot of dat fwag

Did the director think this film had a chance at an Oscar or something? One corpse of someone we don't care about in the first half hour of a supposedly scary movie is rather skimpy #monsterdon

Joan has blue balls now. #Monsterdon

The fountain sounds like someone shooting diarrhea into a swamp.

#monsterdon #frogs

Paul's annoyed cause now he can't unsee the Scott Bakula resemblance.

#monsterdon

@ramsey honestly I would love to sleep to the sound of frogs

...I gotta find an app that does that

#Monsterdon

Ah. Human greed plot...

Frogs gonna win! :kermit:

RRRR-ibbit....
🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸

#Monsterdon

🎵 Why would you lie 'bout how much frogs you have?
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
Why would you lie 'bout anything at all? 🎶

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

nah, mostly i work out my abs and upper body, my doors don'

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

@paco #monsterdon

@SnoopJ This movie is full of BIODIVERSITY! It's part of the point, we live in this beautiful world full of many creatures but certain "UGLY RICH" people want to wipe it all out! #Frogs1972 #Monsterdon

@Taweret those are awfully high expectations

#Monsterdon

Sam is holding his crotch in this scene because the fountain made him want to go #1.

#falsemovietrivia

#monsterdon

@Taweret Hey this was your idea you tell us #monsterdon

okay, the frogs can eat this jerk too.

please? #monsterdon

I just Sam just moved in now #monsterdon

lady, maybe if you were nicer Bella would hook you up with the good weed

#Monsterdon

OMG! Clint is even worse than I thought.

"That old man isn't gonna live forever, and that's a million dollars to me."

#Monsterdon

Right about now half the theater audience left to go pee.

#Monsterdon #Frogs #🐸

He's the REAL snake! IGetItNow.jpg #monsterdon

Wasn't the angry husband in "A Touch of Satan"!??! #monsterdon

Wow those lamps on her dressing table #monsterdon #frogs1972

@fuzzface Agreed! I've never watched a #Monsterdon film, but it's still fun to read the toots.

swamp benders these guys are not

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

"What's everybody standing around for, let's eat."

#Monsterdon

"sit and wait" that's easy to you grandpa...
#monsterdon

Gripping social commentary, this is not #monsterdon

@Taweret yeah but it's what I'm here for

#monsterdon

They are the ugly rich, that's for sure.

#Monsterdon

The most terrifying thing about this movie so far is this white rich family that shoots a tiny snek in the dining room #monsterdon

"shouldn't your wife come first....." 👀👀 #monsterdon

Is it time for domestic violence already? #Monsterdon

Just hearing this old guy’s wordview, I can make a guess about how racist he is.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

“That horrible racket”

You mean the soundtrack that some people literally love to fall asleep to?
#Monsterdon

Why are they in the dark #monsterdon #frogs1972

I, me, mine #monsterdon

BINGO!!! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Non sense! ... warning ignored.

I have a feeling this weekend's gonna be REAL lost! #monsterdon

Trying to make a Harry Potter snake joke, but, nah. #Monsterdon

@helianthropy I would light the bitch on FIRE #monsterdon

Grampa is right. Nonsense. #Monsterdon

@riedlr honestly the few times I had a snake dish it was pretty good, there just wasn't much of it

#Monsterdon

"Then how do you explain it?" Explain WHAT? Nothing has happened? #Monsterdon #Frogs

Man, this film is packed TIGHT with white guilt, huh. #Monsterdon

Environmental message has landed #monsterdon

Aren't those toads? I can't remember the difference #monsterdon #frogs1972

The frogs will hit the generator next....

#monsterdon

Nature's revenge? Isn't like that half of #monsterdon movies?

I have lived in the South long enough to know that this is completely accurate. If the rednecks will shoot snakes on the sidewalk, the richies would probably plink a few off the chandeliers. #monsterdon

Why the frak would you shoot a snake inside your house?

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Never seen a man shot a snake off of a chandlier? #monsterdon

master of the baiter maybe

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

#monsterdon

i need to find one of those adult onesies in 4x stat! #monsterdon

Frog War, Day 132. Our envoy from the Snake Tribe has not returned. We fear the worst. Negotiations may have to be abandoned. #Monsterdon