no budgets were harmed in the making of this movie

#monsterdon

The movie promised frogs, and we can't deny that we've gotten frogs. #Monsterdon

41:x minutes in, NOTHING OBVIOUSLY FROG-related thing had happened.

#monsterdon #Frogs_1972

like Batman without ears. @JunkyWithAMonkE #monsterdon

here's a thermos to beat the frogs with! #monsterdon

Grandpa: Something on your mind?
Smith: Yes, the dead guy I found. Don't you think we should do something about it?
#Monsterdon

♫
Comet — It makes your teeth. so. greeeen!
Comet — It tastes like gasoline!
Comet
It makes you vomit
So get some Comet
and vomit
todayyyyy
♫

#Monsterdon

"Be right back sir, I have to go get Klinger, he's on top of the hill in a dress trying to get sent home again"

#monsterdon

Little does the guy know the Thermos is filled with FROGS.

#monsterdon

@moira Quick! Someone put a mustache on Scott Bakula and see if the resemblance holds!

#Monsterdon

@Taweret i wonder what's happening in the other frogs movie #monsterdon

Man, when I was a kid, we used jumpropes as whips for our bloodsports. This pillows on a log is some mambypamby bullshit.

#monsterdon #frogs

@srol
You need to check out "mouth pull"

#monsterdon

I can't stop laughing at them when they're all in a pile crawling on each other lmao #monsterdon #frogs1972

I think Maybelle is the Jesus figure in this narrative. #monsterdon

OK it's past time these insufferable humans get eaten already #Monsterdon

[PATRIOTIC WALLACE AND GROMIT SOUNDS]
#monsterdon

For a body that is already in the swamp they sure are worried about what to do with it #monsterdon

@ricci I mean, you gotta be careful when making that claim when in #Monsterdon , but yes you might be on to something

"Something's gotta be done with that body...of your granddaughter" #monsterdon

children just marching back and forth in the background #monsterdon

So frog noises are annoying but this music is good?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Sam Elliott without a mustache is like Batman without a cowl

@kb9ens He'll have to do more than stand on me with a pillow. #monsterdon

@nhgeek while taking all the wrong parts of each

#Monsterdon

Can’t afford a band? #Monsterdon

OK wacking ppl w a pillow while balancing on a log, is actually fun. I speak from experience.

#monsterdon

@jonny Rich people problems. #monsterdon

@Violinknitter definitely doesn’t look like a keyboard or CPU lizard #monsterdon

This could be an okay movie if they just cut out all the male-identifying actors in the cast #monsterdon

This pillow fight is weird! I'm going to go do cocaine in my room! #monsterdon

Wow. Clint's hitting on a woman right in front of his wife.

#Monsterdon

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Dude, we do NOT grab people by the arm like that

Get'em, froggos

Michael. The smartest person in the film.

#monsterdon

Also less grabby, creep. #Monsterdon

Such a warm, nurturing family #Monsterdon

#monsterdon CLINT really wants to pillowfight someone.

This has the look of a Bond film crossed with 70s porn #monsterdon

CONFEDERATE GLADIATORS BEGINS NOW

#monsterdon #frogs

"i've had enough" after having my croquet post hammering interrupted by two pillow whaps #monsterdon

Those are some mighty bell bottoms. #Monsterdon

Is this the origin story of Hypnotoad?

#Monsterdon #Futurama

Let's have a pillow fight just like the rec room that one night!

#monsterdon

No time for pillow fighting, I've got to get this croquet course set up. #monsterdon

"How would you like to fight me for my log?"

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Oookay then #monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bahJ1eVOELY
#monsterdon

And this constant gay bros subplot #monsterdon

Playing on tape cassette is “Colonel Bradford’s Apology” I guess #monsterdon

let michael use the hammers

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

"All right, I'm ready to play King of the Log"

#Monsterdon

anyone who plays croquet deserves what's coming to them

#monsterdon

Those are tokay geckos and they are also invasive in florida #monsterdon

There's a suspicious lack of frogs..in a movie with a bunch of frogs. #monsterdon

Are they having a pillow fight now? I KNEW this was a 70s porn movie #monsterdon

Happy Birthday hope you like DEATH by FROGS #monsterdon

I guess the monitor lizards must be foreign species, possibly invasives #monsterdon

"Pound me a little bit"?!?!? #monsterdon

"just don't hurt me"
kick his ass, dude.
#monsterdon

"...so, you're feeling very tense. Let's try this again! We're going to keep going until we get this right!"
"Sir, that's just a frog."

#Monsterdon #Frogs #🐸

Summoning @log this guy says he's your king #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon with this haircut, sam elliott looks kinda like scott bakula

"oh boy!"

Is this…flirting?

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Stock footage, a #monsterdon classic

Geckos and water monitors joining the party? #monsterdon

Hey, who invited the damn gecko? #monsterdon

Is that a monitor lizard? #Monsterdon

ooh the slit pupil is sorta wiggly

#monsterdon

These people are so horny #monsterdon

So, now that it's daytime, why isn't the photographer paddling back to wherever his car is parked? #Monsterdon

I guess the lizards are also cute

#frogs #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow put me back in the desert #monsterdon

"When you're through pounding, why don't you warm me up a little bit," is the only halfway funny piece of dialogue so far

#monsterdon

Gecko pushes his white ass off the log and moves on. #Monsterdon

Frogs! Snakes! Lizards? #monsterdon

@jonny you’d know if you were rich. #Monsterdon

Mmm that's some good reptilian tongue now

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon those were not frogs.

NONE of these lizards are indigenous to the US lOL... #monsterdon

#monsterdon Are those firecracker-lighting kids about to get frogged!?

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ZARDS 💞 💞 💞

He looks a little like Scott Bakula to me? I think that's it.

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

And now the lizard portion of Frogs. #Monsterdon #Frogs

#Monsterdon douchebag hubby reminds me a lot of douchebag daddy

... and smoking!

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

#monsterdon Clint attends rich people family summer camp for the dollar bills. A little predictable. Unrealistic his wife hasn't learned to tolerate it.

@arrjay as I recall frogs are quite important to that other story. Perhaps this is a prequel!

#Monsterdon

don't tease us with mention of martians. #monsterdon

Their little faces just make them look to me like chill cats #monsterdon #frogs1972

ooh ooh bell bottoms sighted

Unfortunately not on the frogs but I'll take it

#Monsterdon

what in the fuck does "i'm gonna mend my neck" mean #monsterdon

#monsterdon Have you ever seen desklamp chandeliers before?

"Something tells me it's Fourth of July!"

Bobby's already missing his first three fingers today! #Monsterdon

Perhaps it’s the calendar, Joan Van Ark. #Monsterdon

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those boys better be eaten by froggos before this is over

what was that thing she did with her head before she said "thank you"? #monsterdon

Coffee!

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

you know, having said that. we got The Grandkids, the Grandfatherly...figure, and, well, Dr Grant. _this almost works_. #monsterdon

GIVE. ME. MORE. FROG. #monsterdon

I like to think the toads are just sitting around criticizing the script #monsterdon