Sam gets bit and everyone rushes to suck... it out in 3...2...1... #monsterdon

Hey, that's the same snake that got shot on the chandelier! He's regenerating! #Monsterdon

@moira that's what it looked like to me…

#monsterdon

okay well we gotta get the island on lockdown before the hurricane!

no wait wrong movie. #monsterdon

Rattlers are always polite. “I’m asking you nicely to go the hell away now that you know I’m here” #Monsterdon

A rattlesnake? What state are they in? Panscalia? #monsterdon

I wanna see the frogs eat somebody, like soon.

#monsterdon #frogs

#Monsterdon this movie is an American frog thriller as pictured by a french filmmaker

it honestly whips how there are two totally unrelated movies going on, one is just footage of reptiles and amphibians existing, and another one where an entire southern plantation is horny for this photographer #monsterdon

Bro that snake had a stunt double, that was not the same snake......#monsterdon

What the heck is a rattlesnake doing here

#Monsterdon

At least we finally got an actual poisonous snake

#monsterdon

This property is a veritable wildlife preserve. Every kind of amphibian, reptile, creepy crawly thing you can imagine. And from every conceivable ecosystem.

#monsterdon

I feel like we're all watching a secret documentary called, Sam Elliot: Ineffective Flirter

#monsterdon

That record on the turntable is just to cover up the very tiny band playing inside the machine. #monsterdon

SERIOUSLY, WITH THE FUCKING SNAKES. #MONSTERDON

This reminds me a lot of The Beast Must Die, can't wait for the Frog Break where we guess who the Frog is

#Monsterdon

...Now I don't want to be picky, but having your actor approach an actively defensive rattlesnake like that is *fairly fucking stupid.* #Monsterdon

We need some Steve Irwin lines tossed in here.

"Krikey! That frog is gorgeous!"

#Monsterdon #Frogs #🐸

Have we seen enough to want to join #TeamNature? 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

#Monsterdon

There are frogs, toads, and a whole bunch of reptiles. Why no salamanders? I'd be satisifed with a single axlotl #monsterdon

Oh no, a spotted gecko!
#Monsterdon

*Foley guy in a booth frantically shaking some maracas*

#Monsterdon

Funky 70's music is on the bingo card and it's just making me think how much this movie could benefit from some funky 70's music to distract from the nothing

#Monsterdon

did they defang the murder snek?

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

OMG WE STILL HAVE 50 MINUTES OF THIS MOVIE!#Monsterdon

Maybe they should have called it "Reptiles!"?

#monsterdon

ooh a rattlesnake, here comes the drama #monsterdon

I envy whoever got to be on the 2nd unit team - instead of shooting cars driving or skylines, you got to shoot REPTILES! #monsterdon

A rattlesnake! Finally, something that is remotely dangerous.
#Monsterdon

Whenever I hear Colonel Bogey's March in any form other than whistling, these lyrics come to me unbidden

#Monsterdon

no budgets were harmed in the making of this movie

#monsterdon

The movie promised frogs, and we can't deny that we've gotten frogs. #Monsterdon

41:x minutes in, NOTHING OBVIOUSLY FROG-related thing had happened.

#monsterdon #Frogs_1972

like Batman without ears. @JunkyWithAMonkE #monsterdon

here's a thermos to beat the frogs with! #monsterdon

Grandpa: Something on your mind?
Smith: Yes, the dead guy I found. Don't you think we should do something about it?
#Monsterdon

♫
Comet — It makes your teeth. so. greeeen!
Comet — It tastes like gasoline!
Comet
It makes you vomit
So get some Comet
and vomit
todayyyyy
♫

#Monsterdon

"Be right back sir, I have to go get Klinger, he's on top of the hill in a dress trying to get sent home again"

#monsterdon

Little does the guy know the Thermos is filled with FROGS.

#monsterdon

@moira Quick! Someone put a mustache on Scott Bakula and see if the resemblance holds!

#Monsterdon

@Taweret i wonder what's happening in the other frogs movie #monsterdon

Man, when I was a kid, we used jumpropes as whips for our bloodsports. This pillows on a log is some mambypamby bullshit.

#monsterdon #frogs

I can't stop laughing at them when they're all in a pile crawling on each other lmao #monsterdon #frogs1972

@srol
You need to check out "mouth pull"

#monsterdon

I think Maybelle is the Jesus figure in this narrative. #monsterdon

OK it's past time these insufferable humans get eaten already #Monsterdon

[PATRIOTIC WALLACE AND GROMIT SOUNDS]
#monsterdon

For a body that is already in the swamp they sure are worried about what to do with it #monsterdon

@ricci I mean, you gotta be careful when making that claim when in #Monsterdon , but yes you might be on to something

"Something's gotta be done with that body...of your granddaughter" #monsterdon

children just marching back and forth in the background #monsterdon

So frog noises are annoying but this music is good?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Sam Elliott without a mustache is like Batman without a cowl

@kb9ens He'll have to do more than stand on me with a pillow. #monsterdon

@nhgeek while taking all the wrong parts of each

#Monsterdon

Can’t afford a band? #Monsterdon

OK wacking ppl w a pillow while balancing on a log, is actually fun. I speak from experience.

#monsterdon

@jonny Rich people problems. #monsterdon

@Violinknitter definitely doesn’t look like a keyboard or CPU lizard #monsterdon

This could be an okay movie if they just cut out all the male-identifying actors in the cast #monsterdon

This pillow fight is weird! I'm going to go do cocaine in my room! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 😱

Dude, we do NOT grab people by the arm like that

Get'em, froggos

Michael. The smartest person in the film.

#monsterdon

Also less grabby, creep. #Monsterdon

Such a warm, nurturing family #Monsterdon

#monsterdon CLINT really wants to pillowfight someone.

This has the look of a Bond film crossed with 70s porn #monsterdon

CONFEDERATE GLADIATORS BEGINS NOW

#monsterdon #frogs

"i've had enough" after having my croquet post hammering interrupted by two pillow whaps #monsterdon

Those are some mighty bell bottoms. #Monsterdon

Is this the origin story of Hypnotoad?

#Monsterdon #Futurama

Let's have a pillow fight just like the rec room that one night!

#monsterdon

No time for pillow fighting, I've got to get this croquet course set up. #monsterdon

"How would you like to fight me for my log?"

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Oookay then #monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bahJ1eVOELY
#monsterdon

And this constant gay bros subplot #monsterdon

Playing on tape cassette is “Colonel Bradford’s Apology” I guess #monsterdon

"All right, I'm ready to play King of the Log"

#Monsterdon

let michael use the hammers

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

anyone who plays croquet deserves what's coming to them

#monsterdon

Those are tokay geckos and they are also invasive in florida #monsterdon

There's a suspicious lack of frogs..in a movie with a bunch of frogs. #monsterdon

Are they having a pillow fight now? I KNEW this was a 70s porn movie #monsterdon

Happy Birthday hope you like DEATH by FROGS #monsterdon

I guess the monitor lizards must be foreign species, possibly invasives #monsterdon

"Pound me a little bit"?!?!? #monsterdon

"just don't hurt me"
kick his ass, dude.
#monsterdon

"...so, you're feeling very tense. Let's try this again! We're going to keep going until we get this right!"
"Sir, that's just a frog."

#Monsterdon #Frogs #🐸

Summoning @log this guy says he's your king #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon with this haircut, sam elliott looks kinda like scott bakula

"oh boy!"

Is this…flirting?

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Stock footage, a #monsterdon classic

Geckos and water monitors joining the party? #monsterdon

Hey, who invited the damn gecko? #monsterdon

Is that a monitor lizard? #Monsterdon

ooh the slit pupil is sorta wiggly

#monsterdon

These people are so horny #monsterdon

So, now that it's daytime, why isn't the photographer paddling back to wherever his car is parked? #Monsterdon