*giggle* Now the victim is being sprayed with rubber cement faux cobwebs.

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I am very confused at this time

@Louisa "Spanish moss in lou-isiana" to the tune of The Clash's Spanish Bombs

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Wait are the frogs the heroes and about to take out these aggressive man eating spiders? #monsterdon

Isn’t this how that guy in Logan died? Is there a mutant around? #monsterdon

I used to play this game after my dad raked the dead leaves into a pile too #monsterdon

I'm so bored I'm losing the will to roast

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'Watch out for snakes!'

#MST3K

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Do scorpions live in swamps?

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@akamran he's a bad person, like everyone else in this whiny rich family who would rather wipe out all living creatures than hear cute little froggies. #Frog1972 #Monsterdon

alkdjflkdjfl the very chill _Aphonopelma_ or _Brachypelma_ (don't ask me, I'm not a myg person) just kind of sitting there while dude screams in agony

(their natural habitat would be the Southwest desert, or a bit further south, Mexico)

#Monsterdon

The 1972 horror film "Frogs" was shot in Florida, specifically in and around Green Cove Springs.
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...Okay so that's one to the snakes, one to the tarantulas, when do the FROGS get to kill one? #Monsterdon

What is attacking him? Spiders? Moss? Anyway, good riddance. But like, not frogs. #monsterdon

Wait. This guy was just running and then got shot?

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Spider, Lizards and snakes.. oh my! No frogs
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wait, swamp thing demake too? #monsterdon

Is that Spanish moss supposed to be like their web or something?
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@wohali@timeloop.cafe They're imported.

#Monsterdon #Frog1972

Wait really? Gun? And spider? Is this guy having a Friday the 13th in March? #monsterdon

So many things things happening can be explained with "It was the seventies. It was a different time."

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AHHHHHH the Spanish moss is all over my face!!!!!

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That man is really allergic to lichen!

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"I ALWAYS WANTED TO SHOOT A BALD EAGLE." - This guy, apparently

#monsterdon #frogs

#monsterdon but that's Spanish moss and spiders ,not frogs

For a movie called Frogs the frogs really aren't pulling their weight among the animals
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Multi-animal attack!! #monsterdon

Lichen kink

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#Monsterdon that’s some killer excelsior.

And now we have tarantulas #Monsterdon

Yeah, go ahead dude, bury yourself, that'll save you. #Monsterdon

Spanish spider moss movie?

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#frogs1972

In Frogs the grass smokes you. #Monsterdon #Frogs

Wait. Do the frogs have guns? #Monsterdon

aaand that is why you pay attention to where the business end of the rifle is pointing, buddy

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#monsterdon I think I understand what's happening here- the director thinks everything that's not a mammal is a frog of some sort.

So far my favorite frog is the Southern Black Racer frog they keep showing, as if it were a very dangerous animal or something.

Hey, they’re repeating the frog footage #Monsterdon #Frogs1972

also, i thought this movie was called Frogs, and not Spiders and Underbrush. #monsterdon

Oh, there it is.

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Spiders? Ok I'll take it

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Why shooting the poor birds?
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THE FROGS SHOT HIM #monsterdon

Tarantulas! And they're wrapping their victim with Spanish moss!

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maybe they wouldn't have so many problems with animals if they weren't clearly importing a bunch of stuff that's not from around here. Invasive species are a bitch.

#monsterdon #frogs

what the hell why are there spiders bring the frogs back :not_like_okuu:
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Uhhh... I paid to watch FROGS not SPIDERS!! #monsterdon

Wait, are we watching Kingdom of the Spiders now?

#frogs #monsterdon

SPIDERS ARE NOT EVEN REPTILES OR AMPHIBIANS

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How the fuck did he shoot his shin with a rifle?!

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#monsterdon presents: SPANISH MOSS

Death by moss #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh no... Not lichen

yet another creature that is definitely not a frog

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I was feeling sympathetic toward this guy until he started shooting at birds.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

you do not usually find many eight-legged frogs

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Spiders have entered the chat #monsterdon

Frogs, snakes, and lizards are pissed at this family. And now you anger the birds too?
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Attack of the moss!!!!

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the frogs have a gun! no wait #monsterdon

I missed it - did a frog just shoot him? #Monsterdon

Wait -- tarantulas in the swamp?"

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Tarantulas now? GTFO! #monsterdon

did he just shoot himself??? #monsterdon

HA HA HA HA what the fuck, the title of this film isn't GUN INCOMPETENCE (1972) #Monsterdon

He tripped, shot himself, and landed in kingdom of the spiders. Hey Movie! That's a different movie!. #Monsterdon #Frogs

And now SPIDERS #monsterdon

Did he shoot himself or are there landmines on this island? #Monsterdon

Well, he deserved it #monsterdon

what. the actual. fuck.

nice work dumbass

nice jumpscaring yourself

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

He drove up in a noisy Korean War surplus’s jeep, but got out of it stealthily and my brain cramped. #Monsterdon

Not the Spanish Moss! Noooooo!

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..... what? Tarantulas????? in Florida????

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whoah, if the birds make synth noises when you shoot them... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Please stop throwing spiders on me!!

I don't really know my reptile geographical distribution but I'm pretty sure that was a rattlesnake and that they're not native to swampy areas.

I have seen non-rattling snakes shake their tails when they get pissed off though.

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Even the tree is making a run at this guy. #monsterdon

This is a multispecies attack #monsterdon

The animal shots are cool and all, but we came here for people getting killed

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From what I can tell, this movie has possibly spent money on one jeep
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so, bro just drove out into the forest to stare at a couple of wires and then shot some random birds. these people all get frogged when? #monsterdon

What's #Monsterdon everyone's talking about?

Anybody else just hear the Gameboy Advance start noise?
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So far, just nature. Not that they’re probably not annoyed by the rich people, too. #Monsterdon

Why does he have a gun? Is he hunting wild phone lines?

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WTF man, leave the bird alone #monsterdon

#monsterdon why is he shooting birds?

I wonder what the runtime of the film is if you edit out all the scenes of animals sitting #monsterdon

Frog: What we've gotta do is get our hands on some guns #monsterdon

Yeah shoot the telephone line that'll teach it for being down
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That snake knows what you did to it's brother.

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Come on! When are these creatures going to start killing some human beans?! We hate the rich oligarchy already. Down with them!

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is anybody else getting (original, 1990s) Jurassic Park vibes from this jeep driving around? or is it just me?

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@ricci lololololol

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...I swear to god if this shitty movie runs over some lizards *on film* I am going to-- okay good. #Monsterdon

These frogs had better be organizing some serious shit 'cos right now, just about every other animal in this movie is more scary and dangerous.

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@Taweret protection from frog bites #monsterdon

"I can walk with the animals, talk with the animals
Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals
And they can squeak and squawk and speak and talk to me!" #Monsterdon

oh wow I stand corrected on the accusation that only fren snek would be in this movie

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@log State of confusion, I imagine.
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@eigen bastards!

#monsterdon #TheFrogs