In Frogs the grass smokes you. #Monsterdon #Frogs

aaand that is why you pay attention to where the business end of the rifle is pointing, buddy

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I think I understand what's happening here- the director thinks everything that's not a mammal is a frog of some sort.

So far my favorite frog is the Southern Black Racer frog they keep showing, as if it were a very dangerous animal or something.

Hey, they’re repeating the frog footage #Monsterdon #Frogs1972

also, i thought this movie was called Frogs, and not Spiders and Underbrush. #monsterdon

Oh, there it is.

#monsterdon

Spiders? Ok I'll take it

#monsterdon

Why shooting the poor birds?
#monsterdon

Tarantulas! And they're wrapping their victim with Spanish moss!

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

THE FROGS SHOT HIM #monsterdon

Uhhh... I paid to watch FROGS not SPIDERS!! #monsterdon

maybe they wouldn't have so many problems with animals if they weren't clearly importing a bunch of stuff that's not from around here. Invasive species are a bitch.

#monsterdon #frogs

what the hell why are there spiders bring the frogs back :not_like_okuu:
#monsterdon

Wait, are we watching Kingdom of the Spiders now?

#frogs #monsterdon

SPIDERS ARE NOT EVEN REPTILES OR AMPHIBIANS

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

How the fuck did he shoot his shin with a rifle?!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon presents: SPANISH MOSS

Death by moss #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh no... Not lichen

yet another creature that is definitely not a frog

#monsterdon

I was feeling sympathetic toward this guy until he started shooting at birds.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Spiders have entered the chat #monsterdon

you do not usually find many eight-legged frogs

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Frogs, snakes, and lizards are pissed at this family. And now you anger the birds too?
#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Attack of the moss!!!!

#monsterdon

the frogs have a gun! no wait #monsterdon

I missed it - did a frog just shoot him? #Monsterdon

Wait -- tarantulas in the swamp?"

#monsterdon

Tarantulas now? GTFO! #monsterdon

did he just shoot himself??? #monsterdon

Awesome. It's like I manifested this! You shouldn't be running with a shotgun, loser.
#Monsterdon

HA HA HA HA what the fuck, the title of this film isn't GUN INCOMPETENCE (1972) #Monsterdon

He tripped, shot himself, and landed in kingdom of the spiders. Hey Movie! That's a different movie!. #Monsterdon #Frogs

Did he shoot himself or are there landmines on this island? #Monsterdon

And now SPIDERS #monsterdon

Well, he deserved it #monsterdon

what. the actual. fuck.

nice work dumbass

nice jumpscaring yourself

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

He drove up in a noisy Korean War surplus’s jeep, but got out of it stealthily and my brain cramped. #Monsterdon

Not the Spanish Moss! Noooooo!

#Monsterdon #Frogs #🐸

..... what? Tarantulas????? in Florida????

#monsterdon

whoah, if the birds make synth noises when you shoot them... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Please stop throwing spiders on me!!

I don't really know my reptile geographical distribution but I'm pretty sure that was a rattlesnake and that they're not native to swampy areas.

I have seen non-rattling snakes shake their tails when they get pissed off though.

#Monsterdon

Even the tree is making a run at this guy. #monsterdon

This is a multispecies attack #monsterdon

The animal shots are cool and all, but we came here for people getting killed

#monsterdon

From what I can tell, this movie has possibly spent money on one jeep
#monsterdon

so, bro just drove out into the forest to stare at a couple of wires and then shot some random birds. these people all get frogged when? #monsterdon

What's #Monsterdon everyone's talking about?

Anybody else just hear the Gameboy Advance start noise?
#Monsterdon

So far, just nature. Not that they’re probably not annoyed by the rich people, too. #Monsterdon

Why does he have a gun? Is he hunting wild phone lines?

#monsterdon

WTF man, leave the bird alone #monsterdon

#monsterdon why is he shooting birds?

I wonder what the runtime of the film is if you edit out all the scenes of animals sitting #monsterdon

Yeah shoot the telephone line that'll teach it for being down
#monsterdon

Frog: What we've gotta do is get our hands on some guns #monsterdon

That snake knows what you did to it's brother.

#monsterdon

Come on! When are these creatures going to start killing some human beans?! We hate the rich oligarchy already. Down with them!

#Monsterdon

is anybody else getting (original, 1990s) Jurassic Park vibes from this jeep driving around? or is it just me?

#monsterdon

@ricci lololololol

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...I swear to god if this shitty movie runs over some lizards *on film* I am going to-- okay good. #Monsterdon

These frogs had better be organizing some serious shit 'cos right now, just about every other animal in this movie is more scary and dangerous.

#Monsterdon

please enjoy this selection of non-native wildlife. #monsterdon

@Taweret protection from frog bites #monsterdon

"I can walk with the animals, talk with the animals
Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals
And they can squeak and squawk and speak and talk to me!" #Monsterdon

oh wow I stand corrected on the accusation that only fren snek would be in this movie

#Monsterdon

@log State of confusion, I imagine.
#monsterdon

@eigen bastards!

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Sam gets bit and everyone rushes to suck... it out in 3...2...1... #monsterdon

Hey, that's the same snake that got shot on the chandelier! He's regenerating! #Monsterdon

@moira that's what it looked like to me…

#monsterdon

okay well we gotta get the island on lockdown before the hurricane!

no wait wrong movie. #monsterdon

Rattlers are always polite. “I’m asking you nicely to go the hell away now that you know I’m here” #Monsterdon

A rattlesnake? What state are they in? Panscalia? #monsterdon

I wanna see the frogs eat somebody, like soon.

#monsterdon #frogs

#Monsterdon this movie is an American frog thriller as pictured by a french filmmaker

it honestly whips how there are two totally unrelated movies going on, one is just footage of reptiles and amphibians existing, and another one where an entire southern plantation is horny for this photographer #monsterdon

Bro that snake had a stunt double, that was not the same snake......#monsterdon

What the heck is a rattlesnake doing here

#Monsterdon

At least we finally got an actual poisonous snake

#monsterdon

This property is a veritable wildlife preserve. Every kind of amphibian, reptile, creepy crawly thing you can imagine. And from every conceivable ecosystem.

#monsterdon

I feel like we're all watching a secret documentary called, Sam Elliot: Ineffective Flirter

#monsterdon

That record on the turntable is just to cover up the very tiny band playing inside the machine. #monsterdon

SERIOUSLY, WITH THE FUCKING SNAKES. #MONSTERDON

This reminds me a lot of The Beast Must Die, can't wait for the Frog Break where we guess who the Frog is

#Monsterdon

...Now I don't want to be picky, but having your actor approach an actively defensive rattlesnake like that is *fairly fucking stupid.* #Monsterdon

Have we seen enough to want to join #TeamNature? 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

#Monsterdon

We need some Steve Irwin lines tossed in here.

"Krikey! That frog is gorgeous!"

#Monsterdon #Frogs #🐸

Oh no, a spotted gecko!
#Monsterdon

There are frogs, toads, and a whole bunch of reptiles. Why no salamanders? I'd be satisifed with a single axlotl #monsterdon

*Foley guy in a booth frantically shaking some maracas*

#Monsterdon

Funky 70's music is on the bingo card and it's just making me think how much this movie could benefit from some funky 70's music to distract from the nothing

#Monsterdon

did they defang the murder snek?

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Maybe they should have called it "Reptiles!"?

#monsterdon

OMG WE STILL HAVE 50 MINUTES OF THIS MOVIE!#Monsterdon

ooh a rattlesnake, here comes the drama #monsterdon

I envy whoever got to be on the 2nd unit team - instead of shooting cars driving or skylines, you got to shoot REPTILES! #monsterdon

A rattlesnake! Finally, something that is remotely dangerous.
#Monsterdon

Whenever I hear Colonel Bogey's March in any form other than whistling, these lyrics come to me unbidden

#Monsterdon