Dude is dressed like he's going to a disco but he is in a greenhouse...in the deep south...in July
What antiperspirant is this guy using that he looks that great?
ok i admit i lost it laughing at the lizard closing the greenhouse door after itself #monsterdon
#Monsterdon *tsk tsk* trigger discipline giveth and taketh away
why be bitter when you can skitter skitter skitter #monsterdon
#monsterdon THE MOSS IS PERILOUS. best film ever.
Love the caladium in the green house.
#monsterdon Is there a chance the movie folks think 'frogs' stand for all reptiles like 'coke' does for all soft drinks in the south?
A gecko ambush!
Where's the music! #Monsterdon
Are those Tokay geckos? Any herp ppl in the channel?
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The lizards are going to eat chicken-boy!
#monsterdon Wait. So Michael shot himself, fell down, and now spiders, ants and frogs are attacking him?!
...So now the geckos kill a man? Bitch this film is called FROGS (1972), have you forgotten? #Monsterdon
there's no Audrey II here and I feel there should be. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon just randomly shoots up in the sky and hits a bird
motherfucker
get his ass reptiles! just continue to do nothing! they seem to be weak to that! #monsterdon
Please, let us see some komodo dragons, that would be scary
#monsterdon
"I hope you realise that was your last meal on the Crocketts"
C'mon guy, why didn't you say:
"I hope you realize... this means war!"
The lizard pulled the door shut behind him?
These geckos about to use their powerful *setae ability* to climb on... yep, there it is. #monsterdon
[SURPRISED GECKO FACE]
#Monsterdon
Little guy says, "HAAAAAAAAAA" #Monsterdon
@rebeld This would be one of the few remaining ways to salvage something interesting out of this movie
Herpetologists - are those skinks? #monsterdon
#monsterdon the uncle is a jerk instigator, the aunt goes butterfly collecting in a pink dress - Tennessee Williams is rolling in his grave
Fuck! Baby Gorn! #Monsterdon
Butterfly in the swamp! πΆπΆ
One of those lizards is gonna try to sell him some car insurance.
#Monsterdon #Frogs #πΈ
#Monsterdon Just got a distinct vibe from the #stds9 episode where the captain and Paris turned to lizards. LOL.
#Monsterdon the creature wrangler had to make all the creatures look mad so they could add hissing sound effects over their closeups
Man, when even the skinks are trying to kill you, you've really messed up. #monsterdon
Just a reminder that despite the title frogs havenβt done anything other than existing so far #monsterdon
we got so much not frogs for you. like, a greenhouse full. #monsterdon
#monsterdon *angry snek noises*
*delighted Sam Elliot*
#Monsterdon
π¬ Looks like the πΈπΈπΈ tootstorm has clogged the instance I use. Not sure how much I will be able to post for a while. π
look out, an anol might nip your pinkie #monsterdon
Now this guy's gonna trip and get killed by a triffid. #Monsterdon #Frogs
Frogs are just the leaders of the swamp revolution. #monsterdon
these geckos are delightfully stupid. i mean, you can just see it. the one with its mouth open forever in particular.
Frog War, Day 136. Word comes from the Tarantula Scouts that they've captured a human warrior. Tales of his incompetence are too wild to be believed. Surely the spiders are working to inflate their own legend in the Alliance. #Monsterdon
Hold on everybody, that Sam Elliot. He OK by us. - Angry toad in tree.
The "Frogs" (toads) are the masterminds here aren't they?
those geckos look as bored as I do.
Oh come on, frogs. Butterfly-loving woman is possibly the nicest person on the screen #Monsterdon
@diazona I'm in
Aunt Iris with the fucking butterfly net, Mother Nature loves a game of Clue I guess #monsterdon
These frogs need a mini-boss halfway through the movie, and an end boss in another 30 minutes. There's just not enough *leadership*. #monsterdon
Hmm are butterflies gonna fuck her up?
So the instructions for the B unit during this film was... just get some frogs and other animals moving around. They don't need to be near people, just do it! #Monsterdon
You can't do that with scissors in a scene if you expect me to follow a goddamn word being said. #monsterdon
The Spanish moss is attacking, what?! #Monsterdon
Toad is doing play-by-play on the butterfly hunting auntie #monsterdon
Aaaaand that's not an eastern tiger swallowtail. I withdraw my credit #Monsterdon
Only in the south do women go butterflying in pink chiffon dresses. #monsterdon
if you are gonna have this many of the same looking guys in your movie you have to give them like a special bandana or something to let me know who is who, because all the women have extremely distinct costumes and styles and the men are giving me precisely nothing to identify them by #monsterdon
You think any of these toads gonna get licked #monsterdon
Fake butterfly stapled to a branch.
#Monsterdon the fastest spider weaving in all the swamps
GET HIM, frog overlords! #monsterdon
@nev thanks, i thought they weren't the right ones for that area
/cc @himbovoorhees
#monsterdon
New sex technique: "Bean Bag punch" #monsterdon
The very tiniest of credit: _Papilio glaucus_, the eastern tiger swallowtail, is indeed found in Florida https://entnemdept.ufl.edu/creatures/bfly/tiger_swallowtail.htm
this guy and his bean bags... sheesh
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Current body count in Frogs (1972):
Spiders (shooting a man): 1
Frogs (unconfirmed, maybe sneks): 1
would make a good double feature wtih Day of the Animals (1977)
that one has Leslie Nielsen but isn't a comedy #Monsterdon
"Beanbag punch" is that what the kids are calling it these days?#Monsterdon #Frogs
Dude, don't you know you're not suppose to wear red pants before (or after) Labor Day?
Oh, wait. Is this tarantula webbing?
Never trust a man who wants to show you his beanbags.
Tarantulas don't spin webs so they have to improvise with piles of dried moss. That's a nature fact.
@maniajack I would be disappointed if they go after the spiders when they could be going after the people
Granβs been taking her pep pills. #Monsterdon
Alright... red bell bottoms, now we're talking. #Monsterdon
again, no one is wearing long sleeves in the bayou in the summer
you would fucking pass out
HI DONNY! #monsterdon
Are those kids drinking beer?
#Monsterdon #Frogs #πΈ
"And this year I believe I've thought of everything!" is my new motto #monsterdon
@jonny I've been playing nature documentary voices in my head during the nature scenes
Those are some really motivated spiders #Monsterdon
Next we need some menacing earthworms #monsterdon
@hollie We should start making up our own plot points and roasting those
"we couldn't think of any scary stuff to do with frogs so we just started using every other scary animal trope π€‘ "
#monsterdon
So I guess we're making up for frogs not being dangerous at all by bringing in all kinds of other non-frog animals.
OMFG those hot pants #monsterdon
Are the spiders just jumping on him?
What about the frogs?
and the trees too?
#monsterdon
Shelobβs lair, swamp edition #Monsterdon
"Okay so you lay there thrashing and screaming as if you're being attacked by spiders, and we will throw moss on you"
I'm sorry but attacks by slow moving easily escapable wildlife is not doing it for me. OTOH....young Sam Elliot is.
i would've just gotten up and walked away from the spiders. it would be easy for me
Now the frogs have silly string? #Monsterdon #Frogs
guess no one's getting his pants after he dies. #monsterdon
Spiders learned to weave spanish moss! We're doomed! DOOOOOOOOMED
*giggle* Now the victim is being sprayed with rubber cement faux cobwebs.
#Monsterdon πΈ πΈ πΈ πΈ πΈ πΈ πΈ πΈ π±
I am very confused at this time