Hold on everybody, that Sam Elliot. He OK by us. - Angry toad in tree.

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The "Frogs" (toads) are the masterminds here aren't they?

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those geckos look as bored as I do.

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Oh come on, frogs. Butterfly-loving woman is possibly the nicest person on the screen #Monsterdon

@diazona I'm in

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Oh, goody, another one about to go down.

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Aunt Iris with the fucking butterfly net, Mother Nature loves a game of Clue I guess #monsterdon

These frogs need a mini-boss halfway through the movie, and an end boss in another 30 minutes. There's just not enough *leadership*. #monsterdon

Hmm are butterflies gonna fuck her up?

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So the instructions for the B unit during this film was... just get some frogs and other animals moving around. They don't need to be near people, just do it! #Monsterdon

You can't do that with scissors in a scene if you expect me to follow a goddamn word being said. #monsterdon

The Spanish moss is attacking, what?! #Monsterdon

was that an ominous shot of a butterfly??? has anyone involved with this movie actually every been outside? #monsterdon

Toad is doing play-by-play on the butterfly hunting auntie #monsterdon

OH GOD NOT BUTTERFLIES #monsterdon

Aaaaand that's not an eastern tiger swallowtail. I withdraw my credit #Monsterdon

Only in the south do women go butterflying in pink chiffon dresses. #monsterdon

if you are gonna have this many of the same looking guys in your movie you have to give them like a special bandana or something to let me know who is who, because all the women have extremely distinct costumes and styles and the men are giving me precisely nothing to identify them by #monsterdon

Dear movie: STILL NOT A FROG!
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You think any of these toads gonna get licked #monsterdon

Fake butterfly stapled to a branch.

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@hollie omg 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

You may have a point

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#Monsterdon the fastest spider weaving in all the swamps

GET HIM, frog overlords! #monsterdon

@nev thanks, i thought they weren't the right ones for that area
/cc @himbovoorhees
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New sex technique: "Bean Bag punch" #monsterdon

The very tiniest of credit: _Papilio glaucus_, the eastern tiger swallowtail, is indeed found in Florida https://entnemdept.ufl.edu/creatures/bfly/tiger_swallowtail.htm

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#Monsterdon Current body count in Frogs (1972):
Spiders (shooting a man): 1
Frogs (unconfirmed, maybe sneks): 1

this guy and his bean bags... sheesh
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would make a good double feature wtih Day of the Animals (1977)

that one has Leslie Nielsen but isn't a comedy #Monsterdon

you'd love to see him on his ass

this is the worst horny movie

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"Beanbag punch" is that what the kids are calling it these days?#Monsterdon #Frogs

Dude, don't you know you're not suppose to wear red pants before (or after) Labor Day?

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Oh, wait. Is this tarantula webbing?

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Never trust a man who wants to show you his beanbags.

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Tarantulas don't spin webs so they have to improvise with piles of dried moss. That's a nature fact.

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@maniajack I would be disappointed if they go after the spiders when they could be going after the people

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Gran’s been taking her pep pills. #Monsterdon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymbidium #monsterdon

Well, the good side of the situation is his gunshot wound to the leg isn't so sore anymore

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Alright... red bell bottoms, now we're talking. #Monsterdon

again, no one is wearing long sleeves in the bayou in the summer

you would fucking pass out

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HI DONNY! #monsterdon

Are those kids drinking beer?

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@amyfou #monsterdon
Setting up for the killer moss sequel.

"And this year I believe I've thought of everything!" is my new motto #monsterdon

Those are some really motivated spiders #Monsterdon

@jonny I've been playing nature documentary voices in my head during the nature scenes

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Next we need some menacing earthworms #monsterdon

@hollie We should start making up our own plot points and roasting those

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"we couldn't think of any scary stuff to do with frogs so we just started using every other scary animal trope 🤡 "
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So I guess we're making up for frogs not being dangerous at all by bringing in all kinds of other non-frog animals.

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OMFG those hot pants #monsterdon

Are the spiders just jumping on him?
What about the frogs?
and the trees too?
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Shelob’s lair, swamp edition #Monsterdon

"Okay so you lay there thrashing and screaming as if you're being attacked by spiders, and we will throw moss on you"

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I'm sorry but attacks by slow moving easily escapable wildlife is not doing it for me. OTOH....young Sam Elliot is.

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i would've just gotten up and walked away from the spiders. it would be easy for me

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Now the frogs have silly string? #Monsterdon #Frogs

guess no one's getting his pants after he dies. #monsterdon

Spiders learned to weave spanish moss! We're doomed! DOOOOOOOOMED

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*giggle* Now the victim is being sprayed with rubber cement faux cobwebs.

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I am very confused at this time

@Louisa "Spanish moss in lou-isiana" to the tune of The Clash's Spanish Bombs

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Wait are the frogs the heroes and about to take out these aggressive man eating spiders? #monsterdon

Isn’t this how that guy in Logan died? Is there a mutant around? #monsterdon

I used to play this game after my dad raked the dead leaves into a pile too #monsterdon

and spiders are just hairy eight eyed frogs if you think about it

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I'm so bored I'm losing the will to roast

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'Watch out for snakes!'

#MST3K

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Do scorpions live in swamps?

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@akamran he's a bad person, like everyone else in this whiny rich family who would rather wipe out all living creatures than hear cute little froggies. #Frog1972 #Monsterdon

alkdjflkdjfl the very chill _Aphonopelma_ or _Brachypelma_ (don't ask me, I'm not a myg person) just kind of sitting there while dude screams in agony

(their natural habitat would be the Southwest desert, or a bit further south, Mexico)

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The 1972 horror film "Frogs" was shot in Florida, specifically in and around Green Cove Springs.
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...Okay so that's one to the snakes, one to the tarantulas, when do the FROGS get to kill one? #Monsterdon

What is attacking him? Spiders? Moss? Anyway, good riddance. But like, not frogs. #monsterdon

Wait. This guy was just running and then got shot?

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See how quickly Nature works, isn't it marvellous?
Tidy

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Spider, Lizards and snakes.. oh my! No frogs
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wait, swamp thing demake too? #monsterdon

Is that Spanish moss supposed to be like their web or something?
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@wohali@timeloop.cafe They're imported.

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Wait really? Gun? And spider? Is this guy having a Friday the 13th in March? #monsterdon

So many things things happening can be explained with "It was the seventies. It was a different time."

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AHHHHHH the Spanish moss is all over my face!!!!!

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That man is really allergic to lichen!

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"I ALWAYS WANTED TO SHOOT A BALD EAGLE." - This guy, apparently

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That frog has got too many legs

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Oh no! a frog shot him! #monsterdon

#monsterdon but that's Spanish moss and spiders ,not frogs

For a movie called Frogs the frogs really aren't pulling their weight among the animals
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Multi-animal attack!! #monsterdon

Lichen kink

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Did...did the dude seriously just shoot himself in the leg?

Yeah put him out of his misery he's too dumb to live #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon that’s some killer excelsior.

And now we have tarantulas #Monsterdon

Yeah, go ahead dude, bury yourself, that'll save you. #Monsterdon

Spanish spider moss movie?

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Wait. Do the frogs have guns? #Monsterdon

In Frogs the grass smokes you. #Monsterdon #Frogs