Took me a moment there to parse that as 3 separate frogs....

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menacing frogs #monsterdon

no, wait, this isn't the Toxic Avenger backstory. #monsterdon

And now introducing our stars.
Bud. Wise. And well...
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#Monsterdon DAMMIT STUART

Knows the j-stroke. Doesn't know to secure bags to the thwarts. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 😱

Piggot Smith??

But Irish Setter Alert!

Real confused about whether these two idiots know each other or not #monsterdon

Nobody wanted to know, Clint. #Monsterdon

Don't worry, that rayon dries fast. #monsterdon

You were *testing* the boat, *while* drinking*.

And caused an accident.

And you're still driving the boat!

#monsterdon

"There's a canoe, and there's a stranger with him," me when I'm old, sitting on a dock in my rocker with my binoculars, keeping track of everyone on the river, for miles

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Correction: "Clint" #monsterdon

“Those canoes aren’t very stable”

Justice was swift. Hope the camera is ok #Monsterdon

Sullen chiseled face! #monsterdon

no, i didn't wanna know. i now know and in fact wish i didn't. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh I like that we have established that they're brother and sister, so she's available to mate

"You can't dive here! This is bat country!"

#Monsterdon

am i... attracted to moustacheless sam elliot?
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Just
Smith
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ha ha ha ha gastroenteritis

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Just one of those things. #monsterdon

This is the font from Salute Your Shorts btw #monsterdon #frogs1972

#monsterdon My boat and girl, now!

I always wear a turtleneck when I swamp a canoe.
#monsterdon #frogs

Did he lose all his shots to wet film?

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They oughta call Dalton, out at the Double Deuce in Jasper, Missouri. #monsterdon #RoadHouseThings

Life jackets are not cool I guess #monsterdon

Now DROWN HIM. #Monsterdon #Frogs

Good job, Clint. Now we have to have dialogue. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oooh this must be CLINT driving a speedboat now. An evergreen lesson for graphic designers, never give Clint the allcaps treatment. Unless you mean to.

hahahah! points. #monsterdon

Uh oh! The pelicans peliCANT

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Elliot Gould is in this? I thought people said it was Sam Elliot.

#monsterdon #Frog!

I unironically love her silk hair scarf choice #Monsterdon

RIP to canoe guy's camera o7
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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

#Frogs 🐸 🐸🐸 🐸
🐍 🕷️ 🕸️ 🦎 🐊🐢 🐸 🐸💀

🐸 NATURE NOIR TRIVIA 🐸 🐸 🐸 💀

I'm sure you all are prepared for even the worst scene here involving raw nature. Please be ready to avert your eyes before the Sam Elliot shirtless event.

I wonder if he also has a guitar in that canoe? For hippie fireside entertainment? #monsterdon

Classic “Clint” #monsterdon

Pickett's camera roll is like 150 frames long #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 😱

is speedboat dude 'clem'???

That speed boat really snuck up on him

#monsterdon
#Frogs

Don’t worry. It was just a poor. #Monsterdon

THE.

EN---

DAMMIT.

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Bet this guy throws his beer can over the side of the boat like a jerkwad

#Monsterdon

omg!! He coulda killed the star! #monsterdon

Okay. I'm in.
I skipped some titles, I think I'm synced.

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Oh no, there's a wake coming. I'll hide under my canoe so I don't get splashed. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I feel like the monsters are gonna be humans and not frogs this time

@CactuarJoe Classic #Monsterdon

Defensively capsizing your own canoe? I guess it's a strategy...

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Drinking and boating like a rich psycopath GO GET 'EM FROGS! #Monsterdon

OH NO WATCH OUT FOR THE BOAT!!
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Did they add jet-engine noises to the boat?
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The only thing more endangered in a 70s movie than teenagers having sex is drunken boaters.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Drinking and boating. I don’t see a problem here.

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DAMMIT he missed

BACK THE BOAT UP CLINT, GOTTA FINISH 'IM OFF

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Oliver Reed goes boating!

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Guy's got, what, 72 exposures on that roll????

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Of course, the "lady" doesn't get a beer... #monsterdon She just gets to laugh and wear an ungly scarf.

@ramsey Yeah same... it's probably the same one, I don't remember seeing any other IA links. I've got it on the big* TV and it does appear to be pretty good!

*what passed for "big" 15 years ago when I bought it (55")

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He's going to throw that beer can out of the boat, isn't he?
#Monsterdon

Omg I have to turn on #Monsterdon!

My weekends are so crammed lately 😩 but I still want to at least have it on!

Oh, I can already guess that drunk speedboat douche is going to mess up canoe guy. #monsterdon

I keep expecting Werner Herzog to start narrating.

#Monsterdon #Frogs #🐸

Then on to Frogs (1972)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068615/

#monsterdon #movies

that's kinda of a sad #silentsunday #monsterdon crossover; almost 5 minutes of movie, and no one speaked.

i LOVE her bandana. Is that ACTGACGT gene sequences on it?

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This movie is rated PG, and yet, here we are, with a boating-while-intoxicated incident.

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I guess what they say is true. Boats can go in circles. #monsterdon

Beginning #monsterdon #frogs1972 few mins late but here we are

I've never driven a boat at high speeds but I feel like it would be very difficult to not have your beer splash all over your face with the boat bouncing around
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Prediction: the frogs get revenge for their friend the manatee that this speedboat is gonna hit #monsterdon

Impressive run of no dialog yet. Lol

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is there gonna be another Random Boat Explosion? coz i would like that. (^_^) #monsterdon

Drinking and haulin' ass on a boat, this must be the South #monsterdon

After this they're gonna spill some oil then go club some baby seals. #Monsterdon #Frogs

#Monsterdon I love this look we're getting at the baseline before the frog takeover upsets the balance

#monsterdon Quiet canoe to LOUD SPEED BOAT. what a transition!

FINALLY another scene. #Monsterdon

speedboat. but it's not jumping the shark. #monsterdon

yes, yes, Silent Spring, etc. NOW SHOW ME SOME MUTATED FROGS!

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it's the early 70s alright

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#Monsterdon *four minutes of gentle paddling* smash-cut to *speedboat doing donuts on the lake*

noooooooo the frogs are right

Ah, the pull tab days #monsterdon

Weeeee! #Monsterdon

The message being set here is the swamp is polluted and full of vermin

#monsterdon

LET'S GO ENJOY THE SERENITY OF NATURE!! #Monsterdon

I'm impressed he's doing J strokes instead of typical on-film canoeing horrors. #monsterdon

Cut to "the horrors of modern development in what used to be the swamp" EVIL SPEEDBOAT #monsterdon

Jarring speed boat #monsterdon

And somewhere in the distance, far across the swamp, a small voice was heard singing:

HELLO MY BABY
HELLO MY HONEY
HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL

#Monsterdon

@diazona I downloaded it a few days ago. Not sure if it's the same, but I also don't recall seeing any others. Watching it at "half size," it's pretty good quality.

#Monsterdon

Come 2035, this will be the cleanest biome on earth.

#monsterdon

Hobby Horse trash still with price tag

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This is not Rabin's best work. #monsterdon

MC COWAN never released a banger in his entire goddamn life and I will fight him over it

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

A look back at our past or a look forward to our future? #Monsterdon

Very clever use of the photos to put up the credits. I did not think the video was freezing at all.

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Always enjoy some Foley stock crow sounds.

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