she seems to be having some motor control issues with standing and walking

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why is the old lady fighting the trees?
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Uh oh, I was wrong 😬 . But you can still do it Iris, I believe in you #monsterdon

@cainmark I mean, I get it. I spent many summers pretty much in the Okefenokee swamp, as a kid. That's where my mom's family is from.

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She's learning why it's a bad idea to nap in swamp puddles. I remember when I learned that lesson.

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As soon as I saw the human size pond I knew that was happening

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Cloris Leechman?

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Y'know, usually this sort of thing is reserved for young attractive actresses or butch actors with torn shirts. #Monsterdon

Did the frogs just suck Iris's soul or something?

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Okay, the giant leeches are vaguely fun. Wait, are those baby gators or caimans or something???? #Monsterdon

She's got leeches on her back! 😀#Monsterdon

That pond was practically made for her to fall into.

Also, why are there leeches? Why?

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Death by slugs!

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Somehow very quickly weakened by blood loss from the leeches #monsterdon

Man her walk went south fast!

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This is an episode of Overdressed and Afraid #monsterdon

KILLER LEECHES?! #monsterdon

wait. did spielberg watch this? #monsterdon

"C'mon, you're old enough, use your words..."

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"Sure, baby crocodiles look like frogs, whatever...."

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#Monsterdon poor Iris is really struggling with the whole foot in front of another thing and staying on the path

#Monsterdon the old lady going butterfly hunting is the most sympathetic character so far.

I think the frogs are calling in strikes on these people.

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@brooke I couldn't figure out if they were sacrificing themselves, or what…

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“Has this ever happened to you?” #monsterdon

the woods are telling you to go slow and mind your surroundings! the animals are telling you that they are already there! they are small and you are big, they can't really eat you, so they just want you to not fuck them up for no reason! this is easy mode "being outside" kind of information #monsterdon

For reals, the baby gators are just too stinking cute!

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its impossible to stand up if you fall in a puddle it is known

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Just waiting for the baby alligators to make those photon torpedo noises

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The leeches are the scariest creatures in this film #monsterdon

Now the leeches are joining in the fight!
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It's like the scene from STAND BY ME! #monsterdon

Those lil caimans look mean

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whatever this actress was paid for fumbling through the forest in this atrocious dress, screaming at perfectly harmless reptiles, and getting leaches or whatever stuck all over her, it wasn't enough. #monsterdon

Leeches have entered the chat.

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if only she had fast boat

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at least her humors will be balanced #monsterdon

oh no, leeches! those will surely kill her in, oh, 7-10 days???

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This is kinda what I'm like in nature tho #monsterdon

LEECHES HAVE JOINED THE FIGHT

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okay leeches are the first kinda icky thing in this whole mess

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Least funny episode of Dead Like Me ever

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Maybe the frogs get to finish her off?

Nope.

Butterfly time is over now, I guess…

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The embarrassing part is that the animals aren't even trying with her, they know this death was only a matter of time #Monsterdon

hypnofrog????
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Baby crocodilians and random vines, move in! #monsterdon

Such cute little babby gators :blobcat_aww:

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#monsterdon This movie is begging to have voices for all the critters dubbed in. That greenhouse scene, sheeeeesh.

Leeches!

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What? What is she even running from? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ...wouldn't the poison also kill the lizards in the greenhouse? :blobcat_thinking_glare:

This is all… all… self-inflicted. #monsterdon

I didn't know that butterfly collecting was an extreme sport #monsterdon

This is

so

boring

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Oh no iris is gonna have some poison ivy bad #monsterdon .. Other than that I'm sure she'll be just fine....

@moira or music #Monsterdon

Hopping, menacingly #monsterdon #frogs1972

Is she gonna be killed by moss too? #monsterdon

oh no forest gators

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Yes, scream at the rattler. That’s absolutely what you should do

Also, what the heck is a rattlesnake doing in a swamp? #Monsterdon

The frogs just be chillin' at this point.

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She didn't know the butterflies have a posse.

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oh no... she's torn her good hose. #monsterdon

Ah, yeah! We got some baby alligators! Get in there!

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Honestly, I hope Iris turns into a Swamp Witch.

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#monsterdon These telepathic hive mind frogs are incredibly smart. Killing with fog and poisons!

Field Marshal #Frogs 🐸
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half an hour to go, three deaths and the movie stil haven't got into the second gear.
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Spanish moss jumpscare!
It would have been funny if she killed herself.
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I'd have the same reaction, that's too many snakes #monsterdon

This would have been a good drive-in makeout movie. So little plot to keep track of.

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Joan Van Ark must've been thinking, "I went to Yale for *this*?"

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The venomous snakes are going to have to fight over who gets to kill her #monsterdon

Damn, a bunch of poisons fell off the shelves and are forming a huge mist. I should walk into it and try to clean it up.

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SNEKS have Iris cornered let's hope she goes into the quicksand?

laughing at how someone was just shaking a tegu menacingly because a chill tegu is about as threatening as a green anole...

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I would’ve screamed louder than that if I’d accidentally put my hand on a snake #Monsterdon

Iris is the epitome of a rich woman in a loveless marriage. #Monsterdon

Iris does Ray Milland buggy eye pretty good! #monsterdon

I get the vibe someone wanted an excuse to film a bunch of animals.

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I would watch a nature documentary soundtrack cover of this film.

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How does this lady put on makeup in the morning let alone catch butterflies, she obviously can't see very well

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Thing is, they get your running in the swamp and it's all over

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#Monsterdon lizard power!

okay so now I'm waiting for someone to get hit by the Jeep. #monsterdon

"Ahhhhh!" is my new motto. #monsterdon

"Did we have five monitors or seven monitors when we started, Ed? I've lost track!"

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Toads are giving Iris fashion advice #monsterdon

#monsterdon Our family watch party cannot keep track of who is who and my partner notes they are mostly related so it makes sense. 😂

Ahhh, the 4:20 haze has arrived. Frog's got a good source.

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I’m not certain the creatures aren’t just bystanders while the people stupid themselves to death. #monsterdon

@hollie @bstacey I didn't even know the context for this and I was like "yup, accurate"

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@north THAT IS WHY she needs to mend her neck. oh my god it is just an in-universe slang used by a character who is constantly tripping her neck into things. that is worldbuilding right there #Monsterdon

LEECH LADY.
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back off lady, this is frog country 🐸 🐸 🐸

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On a sidenote, those on Tusky can easily set up a live feed of #Monsterdon which makes it more fun and easier to follow.

So close. That death fakeout was funny.

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#Monsterdon it must be so tedious being a rich person

bla bla lawn games
bla bla listen to grandpa and auntie bitch about the government
bla bla wash up for dinner

maybe the frogs are doing them a favor killing them (somehow)

Grandpa has that 'Looks like The Kindly Ones have caught up with me.' look.

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