Yes, scream at the rattler. That’s absolutely what you should do

Also, what the heck is a rattlesnake doing in a swamp? #Monsterdon

The frogs just be chillin' at this point.

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She didn't know the butterflies have a posse.

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oh no... she's torn her good hose. #monsterdon

Ah, yeah! We got some baby alligators! Get in there!

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Honestly, I hope Iris turns into a Swamp Witch.

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#monsterdon These telepathic hive mind frogs are incredibly smart. Killing with fog and poisons!

Field Marshal #Frogs 🐸
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half an hour to go, three deaths and the movie stil haven't got into the second gear.
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this whole movie is basically this scene with no cutaways

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Spanish moss jumpscare!
It would have been funny if she killed herself.
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I'd have the same reaction, that's too many snakes #monsterdon

This would have been a good drive-in makeout movie. So little plot to keep track of.

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Joan Van Ark must've been thinking, "I went to Yale for *this*?"

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Damn, a bunch of poisons fell off the shelves and are forming a huge mist. I should walk into it and try to clean it up.

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The venomous snakes are going to have to fight over who gets to kill her #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 😱

SNEKS have Iris cornered let's hope she goes into the quicksand?

laughing at how someone was just shaking a tegu menacingly because a chill tegu is about as threatening as a green anole...

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I would’ve screamed louder than that if I’d accidentally put my hand on a snake #Monsterdon

Iris is the epitome of a rich woman in a loveless marriage. #Monsterdon

Iris does Ray Milland buggy eye pretty good! #monsterdon

I get the vibe someone wanted an excuse to film a bunch of animals.

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I would watch a nature documentary soundtrack cover of this film.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Thing is, they get your running in the swamp and it's all over

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How does this lady put on makeup in the morning let alone catch butterflies, she obviously can't see very well

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#Monsterdon lizard power!

The caimans are so cute!! 🥹 #Monsterdon

okay so now I'm waiting for someone to get hit by the Jeep. #monsterdon

"Ahhhhh!" is my new motto. #monsterdon

"Did we have five monitors or seven monitors when we started, Ed? I've lost track!"

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Toads are giving Iris fashion advice #monsterdon

#monsterdon Our family watch party cannot keep track of who is who and my partner notes they are mostly related so it makes sense. 😂

Ahhh, the 4:20 haze has arrived. Frog's got a good source.

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I’m not certain the creatures aren’t just bystanders while the people stupid themselves to death. #monsterdon

@hollie @bstacey I didn't even know the context for this and I was like "yup, accurate"

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@north THAT IS WHY she needs to mend her neck. oh my god it is just an in-universe slang used by a character who is constantly tripping her neck into things. that is worldbuilding right there #Monsterdon

LEECH LADY.
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back off lady, this is frog country 🐸 🐸 🐸

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On a sidenote, those on Tusky can easily set up a live feed of #Monsterdon which makes it more fun and easier to follow.

So close. That death fakeout was funny.

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#Monsterdon I don't think Iris is super skilled at walking

#Monsterdon it must be so tedious being a rich person

bla bla lawn games
bla bla listen to grandpa and auntie bitch about the government
bla bla wash up for dinner

maybe the frogs are doing them a favor killing them (somehow)

Grandpa has that 'Looks like The Kindly Ones have caught up with me.' look.

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@bstacey Nothing... #monsterdon

As an amateur lepidopterist, I just want to say that while the outfit is accurate for our sport, 1) the net is way too small and 2) you would never go out in a dress and not have matching heels... #monsterdon

my dog Ozzy is woofing in his sleep and it blends in so well with the frog sounds

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Yeah, moss garrote would have been pushing it. #monsterdon

Butterfly Lady is next! #monsterdon

Those are tegu lizards and no they don't exist in FL to my knowledge #monsterdon

Lucio Fulci’s version of the “knocking bottles off shelves” kill in The Beyond (1981) was 10000% better. #Monsterdon #Frogs1972

AAH! Oh wait, it's just moss
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OMG! The Spanish moss "attacked" her. They are really trying to play up this moss as being super-creepy, when it's not.

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So now the butterflies are going to... I am at a loss as to the lepodoptera killing mechanic.

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The revenge of #LichenSubscribe!!! (Now THAT'S a horror movie I'd watch…)

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She should have minded her neck again.

#Monsterdon #Frogs

you can't blame the frogs for tripping into a vine and choking yourself! that is just you fucking up! #monsterdon

FFS kill her already!

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OH FUCKING SNAKES AND LIZARDS. #monsterdon

I hope that toad actor at least got to eat some cake

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What, are the butterflies gonna swam and lift her high up in the air then drop her? #monsterdon

So, what have I missed?

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The movie really delivers if you love reptiles. I'm sitting here going "aww, babies!" every time there's new critters.

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This show might have should have been called 'Water Monitors'

@bunnyhero omg that would be SUCH a better film.

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Butterfly lady is still with us??? #Monsterdon

Just what in the hell happens here if Charles knows *exactly* where to store the excess bodies!?

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@Taweret In the previous scene, when he first opened the door, it looked like he might be checking his pulse, but the camera didn't show it. He might as well have been checking his prostate.

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Wait, so the greenhouse is full of asphyxiating poison gas, and those guys can traipse right in without any ill effects? #monsterdon

Has anyone tried licking one of the frogs? That could liven up this party

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Protagonist: There’s broken bottles of poison everywhere. He’s been asphyxiated.

Very obvious medical cause of death.

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not since andy warhol's empire state has a movie had this little action

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

chekhov monarch #monsterdon

This is America.
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So, what's the body count now?

2? 3?

I lost track

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@Lazarou they are all brown ......#monsterdon

No toads, leave the cake for the opossum!

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look just get to the visitor center! #monsterdon

Yay. The frogs are on the table and ruining the food and cake. FINALLY something productive. #Monsterdon

Frogs on the flag cake. Symbolic. But still not scary. #Monsterdon

Frogs say Death to America
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@Louisa someone's got that in their imdb credits!!

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no one gets his pants either, which is a real shame, coz those and that belt are low key fire. #monsterdon

Charles knows RIGHT where you can keep a dead body.

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so how long is the awkward sex scene supposed to last? #monsterdon

Frog in the middle of the America cake!! I repeat, frog in the middle of the America frog!!! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon enchiridion?

@davesdogmaggie In #Monsterdon , you know. It's one.

timestamp drop for zoom on frogs shitting on the american flag #monsterdon

Frog War, day 136. A tactical decision was made to invade the front yard. Ration reserves were taken, the army's future is secure. We move on the main house at nightfall. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Hypothesis: the frogs have a hive consciousness and are controlling the other animals.

this is not time for helping this is time for DRINKING #monsterdon

"Why's everybody acting so funny?" Like anyone in this movie is actually acting. #Monsterdon #Frogs

"Boy, what in the sam hell does ass fixated mean?"
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In his defense you never know how many birthdays you have left. #Monsterdon

"I want him know it was me..." #monsterdon

Frog-seasoned cake! My favorite! #monsterdon

I'd like to know what the frogs are saying...like are they the masterminds or something? Are they the Generals in this rebellion? #Monsterdon

Isn't anyone getting suspicious that the photographer finds everyone who is dead.
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METAPHOR.

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feel sorry for the poor assistant grip who was told to throw a toad onto a cake

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