Well, I’m glad she made it back to her net.

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Pretty sure the "Tucker and Dale vs. Evil" folks must have watched this movie at some point and remembered the stupid people "accidentally " killing themselves.

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#Monsterdon welp, RIP iris

frogs watching people die #monsterdon

#Monsterdon sir, you have been voted Most Unobservant

Steve Irwin would know just what to do in this situation.

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Boy, that was a fast reaction to a rattlesnake bite. Made her skin change color, too.

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I was wondering when they'd get to alligators #monsterdon

It's like the writers couldn't figure out how frogs could actually kill humans and they just gave up and made them just tell the other creatures to kill them #Monsterdon

excuse me sir you cannot find corpse that is job for sam elliott: corpse finder

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Terror in the State Park!

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Quicksand? No just a puddle. :(
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Oooh, finally a nice big old gator following the dude like a puppy

oh wow some actual bite action

just

NOT FROG #monsterdon

Ladies and gentlethems... Our budget!

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#monsterdon Misogynistic patriarchy went from "sigh grandma is old and set in his ways" to "christ what an asshole" quite suddenly.

is…is the frog making her corpse change colors…?
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She's turned to stone?

#TheGorgon

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A league of leeches enter the fruckus, then bit by a swamp rattler and then she turns green
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Oh, maybe the frogs turn people into stone??

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...No... No I guess it keeps going -_-; #Monsterdon

INSTA VENOM fastest acting snek venom on the planet

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FINALLY! I was exhausted from watching #monsterdon

FROG causes INSTANT paling of the flesh! #monsterdon

Wow. I didn't know your face turns gray within seconds after being bitten by a rattle snake.

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If she turned into a frog, THAT would be a movie. #Monsterdon #Frogs

Dear non-floridians, baby gators do not just wander around in the brush unattended #monsterdon

#Monsterdon hold on, did they get someone bitten for real???

#monsterdon After being menaced throughout this entire scene by snakes and a couple of frogs, are we to believe that she is about to be done in by some scrubby underbrush and a couple of large leeches!? This is inexplicable.

edit: oh wait, no, whoops, snake got her! Right on the wrist, apparently, death instantaneous. And now a crocodile is getting in on the stalking-unpleasant-rich-people game!? (Wait, crocodile or alligator? I can't tell.)

teeny teefs #monsterdon

Maybe this is actually "Evil Dead 0".

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FINALLY the scene ends. #Monsterdon

and she smiles as she dies because she knows she's finally off this shoot! YAY!

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Frogs are partying on that cake!

She’s not overacting AT ALL. Is she Eric Roberts mom? #Monsterdon

It's a myth that leeches suck blood out of you, actually they do the opposite. #monsterdon

@srol I was just thinking, this was written by someone who spent One Weekend in the South and simply did not care for all the nature.

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she seems to be having some motor control issues with standing and walking

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why is the old lady fighting the trees?
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Uh oh, I was wrong 😬 . But you can still do it Iris, I believe in you #monsterdon

@cainmark I mean, I get it. I spent many summers pretty much in the Okefenokee swamp, as a kid. That's where my mom's family is from.

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She's learning why it's a bad idea to nap in swamp puddles. I remember when I learned that lesson.

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As soon as I saw the human size pond I knew that was happening

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Cloris Leechman?

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Y'know, usually this sort of thing is reserved for young attractive actresses or butch actors with torn shirts. #Monsterdon

Okay, the giant leeches are vaguely fun. Wait, are those baby gators or caimans or something???? #Monsterdon

Did the frogs just suck Iris's soul or something?

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She's got leeches on her back! 😀#Monsterdon

leeches are getting their chance before a frog has done anything meaningful #monsterdon

That pond was practically made for her to fall into.

Also, why are there leeches? Why?

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Death by slugs!

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Somehow very quickly weakened by blood loss from the leeches #monsterdon

Man her walk went south fast!

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This is an episode of Overdressed and Afraid #monsterdon

KILLER LEECHES?! #monsterdon

wait. did spielberg watch this? #monsterdon

"C'mon, you're old enough, use your words..."

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#Monsterdon the old lady going butterfly hunting is the most sympathetic character so far.

"Sure, baby crocodiles look like frogs, whatever...."

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#Monsterdon poor Iris is really struggling with the whole foot in front of another thing and staying on the path

@brooke I couldn't figure out if they were sacrificing themselves, or what…

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I think the frogs are calling in strikes on these people.

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the woods are telling you to go slow and mind your surroundings! the animals are telling you that they are already there! they are small and you are big, they can't really eat you, so they just want you to not fuck them up for no reason! this is easy mode "being outside" kind of information #monsterdon

“Has this ever happened to you?” #monsterdon

its impossible to stand up if you fall in a puddle it is known

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Just waiting for the baby alligators to make those photon torpedo noises

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For reals, the baby gators are just too stinking cute!

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The leeches are the scariest creatures in this film #monsterdon

Now the leeches are joining in the fight!
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It's like the scene from STAND BY ME! #monsterdon

Those lil caimans look mean

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whatever this actress was paid for fumbling through the forest in this atrocious dress, screaming at perfectly harmless reptiles, and getting leaches or whatever stuck all over her, it wasn't enough. #monsterdon

Leeches have entered the chat.

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at least her humors will be balanced #monsterdon

if only she had fast boat

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LEECHES HAVE JOINED THE FIGHT

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okay leeches are the first kinda icky thing in this whole mess

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oh no, leeches! those will surely kill her in, oh, 7-10 days???

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This is kinda what I'm like in nature tho #monsterdon

Least funny episode of Dead Like Me ever

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Maybe the frogs get to finish her off?

Nope.

Butterfly time is over now, I guess…

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The embarrassing part is that the animals aren't even trying with her, they know this death was only a matter of time #Monsterdon

hypnofrog????
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Baby crocodilians and random vines, move in! #monsterdon

look out lady, there are two cute tiny baby gators

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Such cute little babby gators :blobcat_aww:

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#monsterdon This movie is begging to have voices for all the critters dubbed in. That greenhouse scene, sheeeeesh.

Leeches!

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#Monsterdon ...wouldn't the poison also kill the lizards in the greenhouse? :blobcat_thinking_glare:

This is all… all… self-inflicted. #monsterdon

What? What is she even running from? #Monsterdon

This is

so

boring

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I didn't know that butterfly collecting was an extreme sport #monsterdon

Oh no iris is gonna have some poison ivy bad #monsterdon .. Other than that I'm sure she'll be just fine....

@moira or music #Monsterdon

Hopping, menacingly #monsterdon #frogs1972

Is she gonna be killed by moss too? #monsterdon

oh no forest gators

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Yes, scream at the rattler. That’s absolutely what you should do

Also, what the heck is a rattlesnake doing in a swamp? #Monsterdon