@jonny wait, are they crocs, or gators?

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That old man must die in the most gruesome fashion the frogs can devise.

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Tuesday, baby. Not Hoozday. Tuesday. #Monsterdon

1 death , 2, who's counting?

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#Monsterdon love the fake-out with the vine

"we cannot let the safari track fail" #monsterdon

"he'd been hit by a snake"
like, was the snake driving a car, i don't understand. #monsterdon

We have another 25 minutes. 😩

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Mr. Crockett is wearing a cravat, v. popular fad in the early 70s

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also am i allowed to be That Guy and point out most of these aren't even frogs

they're toads

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#Monsterdon WHY IS DENIM GUY STILL AROUND

Shout out to the alligator wrestler. I hope he didn’t harm the alligator in faking his death.

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been hit by a snake?

THIS WAS NO BOATING ACCIDENT

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And now Sesame's St's cancelled! #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz Sure looks like it. Is that a normal rattler effect? #Monsterdon

And the flag cake was shot upside down. The toads are causing distress.

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I don't get why anyone thinks that the priority is to argue with Grandpa right now #monsterdon

crocodiles are at their most killingest when you are laid down in tube formation to them. that is how they would prefer it. they love to spin you around in the water to kill you because they are mostly tube shaped with arms and a tail to help with the spinning. do not try and engage with a crocodile by trying to spin around with it! that is their thing! #monsterdon

edit: these are apparently alligators, and while they are different animals, they both love to spin you around because they are both muscle-tube shaped creatures

Ok, gators ARE scary! I don't get why he is trying to swim with one
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so grampa's SUPER nuts

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AH yes, I have not seen such artful use of black and red in cinematography since this film!

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This is the most embarrassing way to die in the history of cinema.

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Dear movie: seriously. Stop it. This i NOT A FROG, either!
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oh okay, now I see the tape for the gator(?)'s mouth but like

STILL

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Dude, if you'd just watched more Steve Irwin, you'd know how to handle an alligator. Gosh.

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No quicksand, that should have been quicksand!

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Frogs, if you would be so kind as to attack the people who made this movie, that would be much appreciated

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So they used a real gator for that fight scene, it was dead but it was real...jeesh #monsterdon

finally some short-lived #monsterdon gator wrestling

Fun fact, the Wilhelm scream was originally titled "Man getting bit by an alligator, and he screams."

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Yay! Action! For the frogs to just watch. #monsterdon

that was a smug looking frog if i ever saw one

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"Why do white people always stay in the house?" #monsterdon

Suddenly this thing is getting intense

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#monsterdon A frog jumped on the cake! Symbolism!

I guess alligators kinda look like frogs.. #monsterdon

Oooh, we have gator wrasslin’ now!!! #Monsterdon

that croc just wants to play. #monsterdon

The frogs are just witnesses? #Monsterdon

Alligator Man, Alligator Man. Alligator Man hates Balding Man #monsterdon

Caiman? They're calling out the big guns

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Why are frogs the bosses?

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Aw shit the baby gators called their momma!

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what the hell? did she met the Gorgon from last week movie and turned on stone?
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I wonder if those frogs are as bored as we are. #Monsterdon #Frogs

@jonny the frogs need a frog machine like the bee girls' bee machine, to speed things up

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General Frog of the 22nd Amphibious Battalion I presume

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Did he hug the gator? #monsterdon

How did this lady last five minutes there, like, ever?

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uh

what noise do reptiles make?

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And why did she turn green? #Monsterdon

This footage is not sped up at all.

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Aww pretty snake.
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they should have just made this movie GATORS instead. We're already gotten more footage of gators than we get for the average creature in a #Monsterdon movie

GATOR WRASTLIN'!!!
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PEOPLE FALLING IN BRACKISH WATER AND SPLASHING AROUND (1972) #Monsterdon

"Now we're going to make luggage out of you!" #Monsterdon

*GASP* You're in a swamp and you come across swamp-y things... #monsterdon

Well, I was hoping for frog action, but I guess it's still good watching all these horrible rich people get picked off one by one by angy animals :3
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#Monsterdon frog on america cake: very symbolic

Who the fuck is this gator rasslin actor? He wins the movie. #Monsterdon

Aw, man, someone spilled paint in the swamp.

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this movie is like when wwe teases a co-ed match and then the heel's team members jump in and do all the fighting for them #monsterdon

On the plus side, her humours are now good and balanced.

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Come on Iris, I'm "rooting" for you!

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Big gator! #Monsterdon

Well, I’m glad she made it back to her net.

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Pretty sure the "Tucker and Dale vs. Evil" folks must have watched this movie at some point and remembered the stupid people "accidentally " killing themselves.

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#Monsterdon welp, RIP iris

frogs watching people die #monsterdon

#Monsterdon sir, you have been voted Most Unobservant

Steve Irwin would know just what to do in this situation.

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Boy, that was a fast reaction to a rattlesnake bite. Made her skin change color, too.

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I was wondering when they'd get to alligators #monsterdon

It's like the writers couldn't figure out how frogs could actually kill humans and they just gave up and made them just tell the other creatures to kill them #Monsterdon

Terror in the State Park!

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excuse me sir you cannot find corpse that is job for sam elliott: corpse finder

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Quicksand? No just a puddle. :(
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Oooh, finally a nice big old gator following the dude like a puppy

oh wow some actual bite action

just

NOT FROG #monsterdon

Ladies and gentlethems... Our budget!

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#monsterdon Misogynistic patriarchy went from "sigh grandma is old and set in his ways" to "christ what an asshole" quite suddenly.

is…is the frog making her corpse change colors…?
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She's turned to stone?

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A league of leeches enter the fruckus, then bit by a swamp rattler and then she turns green
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Oh, maybe the frogs turn people into stone??

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...No... No I guess it keeps going -_-; #Monsterdon

INSTA VENOM fastest acting snek venom on the planet

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FINALLY! I was exhausted from watching #monsterdon

FROG causes INSTANT paling of the flesh! #monsterdon

Wow. I didn't know your face turns gray within seconds after being bitten by a rattle snake.

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If she turned into a frog, THAT would be a movie. #Monsterdon #Frogs

#Monsterdon hold on, did they get someone bitten for real???

Dear non-floridians, baby gators do not just wander around in the brush unattended #monsterdon

teeny teefs #monsterdon

and she smiles as she dies because she knows she's finally off this shoot! YAY!

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Frogs are partying on that cake!

She’s not overacting AT ALL. Is she Eric Roberts mom? #Monsterdon

It's a myth that leeches suck blood out of you, actually they do the opposite. #monsterdon

@srol I was just thinking, this was written by someone who spent One Weekend in the South and simply did not care for all the nature.

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