Clint got nailed by MANATEE?!?!? #monsterdon

I just noticed the Great White Hunter has a bluegill 🎣 mounted in his study! 😂
#Monsterdon

The lizards ate through the ropes tying Clint's boat to the dock!

Yes, go lizards! Go!

Now, the snakes have got him in the water! This is our moment of zen!

#Monsterdon

Oh sure, jump in the water. It's not like there's a mysterious event going on in which multiple people have been attacked by amphibious animals. Should be fine.

Dipshit. #Monsterdon

the frogs stole his keys? #monsterdon

Did that lizard gum the rope until it broke? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe they will get many medals #monsterdon

Monitor stole the keys! #monsterdon

The one saving grace is that they haven't encountered piranhas. Yet #monsterdon

Yes, by all means make sure your rifle is ready to shoot how many attacking frogs??? #Monsterdon

As it happens, "Double Old Fashioned" is also his nickname in the family #monsterdon

The kids are dead, they got eaten by frogs.

#monsterdon #frogs

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

This is worse than that time the Wrestling Women did not actually fight the Mummy.

#Monsterdon

@ricci

Oh! I've seen this!

The ending is...something else 😂

#Monsterdon

@bstacey If all your friends were jumping off a #Monsterdon ...

#Monsterdon 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 😱

That water monitor marooned them good job water monitor!

I always wear white pants in the swamp. #Monsterdon

Everything But Frogs (1972) #monsterdon

…were they grilling spam? surely they can’t have been gone that long at that doneness level?? #monsterdon

Birdemic 0: First It Was Frogs #monsterdon

Man what a miserable old fuck.

#monsterdon

I'm just saying the cake might not sit that well.

#monsterdon #frogs

Wondering how long this movie is if we remove all the extended wildlife stock footage and family drama #monsterdon

Just give the old man a quadruple old fashioned and tell him he already ate his damn dinner.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Doolittle's Revenge

Aggressive birds. That's an idea no one's had before #monsterdon

nah the kids have already been fed.... TO THE FROGS!!!! #monsterdon

I'd like a double old fashioned too, Gramps.

#monsterdon

Now we're in The Birds. Tippi Hedren would like a word. #Monsterdon #Frogs

Are frog legs on the menu?

#Monsterdon #Frogs #🐸

So much Bud product placement. #Monsterdon

The birds are in on it too!

#monsterdon

no, there's nothing you can do, this movie will continue for a further 20 minutes. #monsterdon

#monsterdon OH: "wow and they messed up her makeup too!" (about butterfly hunting lady's death scene)

Gulls and crows? That's biting Hitchcock! #monsterdon

Birds now. This is like… a Day of the Animals, or something. #monsterdon

so the frogs control the birds too?

#monsterdon

Another movie about animals killing people BIRDS #monsterdon

BIRDS guys that movie was already made

#monsterdon

The Birds.
#Monsterdon

Oh now there's birds???

BILATERIA (1972)

#Monsterdon

oh no! bird poop! run for cover!!

the birds should be having a FIELD day with all of these frogs, though.

#monsterdon

The name of the movie should be “Frogs! Are cool and like to chill” #monsterdon

Birbs. Not frogs. Birbs.

#monsterdon

I guess it's true what they say, not all frogs live on islands. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon they could have traveled just far enough to get away from the lizards instead of staying in lizardtown

oh hell no you are not alfred hitchcock, don't you even _think_ about pretending to be

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Wrong movie!

#monsterdon

No one in this scene is dressed for FL weather #monsterdon

Best thing for Black folks is to get out while they can. But I’m still worried.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Spot poll for #monsterdon, I'm counting one of the deaths as maybe frogs/maybe snakes. Did the frogs actually get the first dude?

The cast en masse decides to be in the WRONG Frogs movie instead #monsterdon

Frogpocalypse.

#monsterdon

@skatem Nah he couldn't pull that off

He could have contracted out to the frogs I suppose

#Monsterdon

"You're in for one hell of a battle, you'd better get ready for it. "

What are you basing that on? I mean, the deaths are tragic, but what made you think this was a horror movie scenario? #Monsterdon

jessie? JESSIE? Your mom called! She says she's got it goin' on!

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

We Frogs always look serious when we stare

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The frogs hive mind is so powerful they can control leeches!

@Vanalope I was thinking Get Out, but yeah.

#monsterdon #frogs

oh look power lines other buildings boats we can actually leave this dumbass place if we want

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

This film would have been better if they could have had Klaus Kinski be the grandfather. so close #monsterdon

I thought that guy was dead. Wrong relative. #Monsterdon

A prequel to Nope.

#monsterdon

Mr Crockett's got 20 minutes to prepare for the main force of the Swamp Alliance, I don't think he's gonna be able to draw up battle lines before the skirmishers arrive. #Monsterdon

Yea he seems to be in good shape to operate a power boat, as usual

#Monsterdon

"You're in for one hell of a battle" Cut to tiny toads hopping happily. #Monsterdon #Frogs

#Monsterdon no just a puddle

I see dead people, but according to grandpa, it’s a small problem.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Crockett is like “I’m the villain goddammit” #monsterdon

5 score and 7 years ago, Davy Crocket....

#Monsterdon

I won't let deaths in the family stop me from celebrating my birthday dammit! #Monsterdon

@gortbrown This guy looks more and more presidential.
#monsterdon

Jason is so unpleasant, i wonder if he runs an electric car company

#monsterdon

Weird citation of Gettysburg Address FTW!! #monsterdon

people, just leave his ass. just get off the island and leave him in his Empire of Things That Are Not Frogs and live the rest of your lives quite happily. #monsterdon

She's got Bette Davis eyes.

#Monsterdon

@kb9ens ✋#monsterdon

Grampa Crockett is a legit psychopathic rich dude you don't get as rich as him by actually caring about anyone #Monsterdon

then stay there and get all ate up by... every damn thing. #monsterdon

change his mind i wish he'd change his trousers once in a while

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Sorry to say, but I just couldn't rock purple pants

#monsterdon

Dr Grant _knows_ we can take the powerboat. #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz theory: the hair-snakes from The Gorgon last week moved to Frogs Island #monsterdon

@cienmilojos @eigen i don't know, i just say one of them and wait for someone to tell me that i'm wrong about which one #monsterdon

"I control these people."

Wow.

#Monsterdon

Can't have Sam Elloitt in a movie and not work in the phrase "damn fools"

#monsterdon

I just noticed his canadian tux #monsterdon #frogs1972

This is a remake of Killer Shrews! #monsterdon

Deathroll hugs! Oh no he spilled his ketchup packets.
#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

@trixter Orcas, thrashing shit. #monsterdon

we must not forget the canoe!

#monsterdon

we're on an island?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon canoe. back. home. Sam.

oh see even THE CHARACTERS admit to the non-frog action #monsterdon

Is this exactly how grandpa planned his birthday celebration? Cuz I’m thinking it takes a lot of work to orchestrate death by moss and tarantula, death by alligator, death by lizard and death by rattlesnake.

#Monsterdon #Frogs

Grandpa just really wants his birthday party thus badly?? I’m very confused #Monsterdon

The Beyond also had a better spider scene, come to think of it. #Monsterdon #Frogs1972

The conversation isn't over if I keep talking! #monsterdon

@Taweret Hey... you know what we should call it? ... Toads! #Monsterdon