Jason is so unpleasant, i wonder if he runs an electric car company

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Weird citation of Gettysburg Address FTW!! #monsterdon

people, just leave his ass. just get off the island and leave him in his Empire of Things That Are Not Frogs and live the rest of your lives quite happily. #monsterdon

She's got Bette Davis eyes.

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@kb9ens ✋#monsterdon

Grampa Crockett is a legit psychopathic rich dude you don't get as rich as him by actually caring about anyone #Monsterdon

then stay there and get all ate up by... every damn thing. #monsterdon

change his mind i wish he'd change his trousers once in a while

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@Taweret it's a Nook island - you got the villager wandering around with a butterfly net, you got tarantulas and you got statues and interior design

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Sorry to say, but I just couldn't rock purple pants

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So far the toads, err, frogs, have only sent in their proxies to do the killing. Smart toads, keeping their hands clean.

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Dr Grant _knows_ we can take the powerboat. #monsterdon

Really not hard to see the parallels between this rich old white dude not dealing with the situation while others not under his sway are done with his bullshit.

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@lorgonumputz theory: the hair-snakes from The Gorgon last week moved to Frogs Island #monsterdon

@cienmilojos @eigen i don't know, i just say one of them and wait for someone to tell me that i'm wrong about which one #monsterdon

"I control these people."

Wow.

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Can't have Sam Elloitt in a movie and not work in the phrase "damn fools"

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I just noticed his canadian tux #monsterdon #frogs1972

This is a remake of Killer Shrews! #monsterdon

Deathroll hugs! Oh no he spilled his ketchup packets.
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@trixter Orcas, thrashing shit. #monsterdon

we must not forget the canoe!

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we're on an island?

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#Monsterdon canoe. back. home. Sam.

oh see even THE CHARACTERS admit to the non-frog action #monsterdon

Is this exactly how grandpa planned his birthday celebration? Cuz I’m thinking it takes a lot of work to orchestrate death by moss and tarantula, death by alligator, death by lizard and death by rattlesnake.

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Grandpa just really wants his birthday party thus badly?? I’m very confused #Monsterdon

The Beyond also had a better spider scene, come to think of it. #Monsterdon #Frogs1972

The conversation isn't over if I keep talking! #monsterdon

@Taweret Hey... you know what we should call it? ... Toads! #Monsterdon

@jonny wait, are they crocs, or gators?

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That old man must die in the most gruesome fashion the frogs can devise.

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Tuesday, baby. Not Hoozday. Tuesday. #Monsterdon

1 death , 2, who's counting?

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#Monsterdon love the fake-out with the vine

We have another 25 minutes. 😩

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"he'd been hit by a snake"
like, was the snake driving a car, i don't understand. #monsterdon

"we cannot let the safari track fail" #monsterdon

Mr. Crockett is wearing a cravat, v. popular fad in the early 70s

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also am i allowed to be That Guy and point out most of these aren't even frogs

they're toads

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#Monsterdon WHY IS DENIM GUY STILL AROUND

Shout out to the alligator wrestler. I hope he didn’t harm the alligator in faking his death.

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been hit by a snake?

THIS WAS NO BOATING ACCIDENT

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And now Sesame's St's cancelled! #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz Sure looks like it. Is that a normal rattler effect? #Monsterdon

And the flag cake was shot upside down. The toads are causing distress.

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I don't get why anyone thinks that the priority is to argue with Grandpa right now #monsterdon

crocodiles are at their most killingest when you are laid down in tube formation to them. that is how they would prefer it. they love to spin you around in the water to kill you because they are mostly tube shaped with arms and a tail to help with the spinning. do not try and engage with a crocodile by trying to spin around with it! that is their thing! #monsterdon

edit: these are apparently alligators, and while they are different animals, they both love to spin you around because they are both muscle-tube shaped creatures

Ok, gators ARE scary! I don't get why he is trying to swim with one
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so grampa's SUPER nuts

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AH yes, I have not seen such artful use of black and red in cinematography since this film!

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This is the most embarrassing way to die in the history of cinema.

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Dear movie: seriously. Stop it. This i NOT A FROG, either!
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Maybe the frogs are hypnotoading it and let all the other critters do their dark bidding. #monsterdon

oh okay, now I see the tape for the gator(?)'s mouth but like

STILL

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Dude, if you'd just watched more Steve Irwin, you'd know how to handle an alligator. Gosh.

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So the frogs do more of a mob boss thing here? #monsterdon

No quicksand, that should have been quicksand!

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Frogs, if you would be so kind as to attack the people who made this movie, that would be much appreciated

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So they used a real gator for that fight scene, it was dead but it was real...jeesh #monsterdon

finally some short-lived #monsterdon gator wrestling

Fun fact, the Wilhelm scream was originally titled "Man getting bit by an alligator, and he screams."

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Yay! Action! For the frogs to just watch. #monsterdon

that was a smug looking frog if i ever saw one

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"Why do white people always stay in the house?" #monsterdon

#monsterdon A frog jumped on the cake! Symbolism!

Suddenly this thing is getting intense

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I guess alligators kinda look like frogs.. #monsterdon

Oooh, we have gator wrasslin’ now!!! #Monsterdon

that croc just wants to play. #monsterdon

The frogs are just witnesses? #Monsterdon

Alligator Man, Alligator Man. Alligator Man hates Balding Man #monsterdon

Caiman? They're calling out the big guns

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Why are frogs the bosses?

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Aw shit the baby gators called their momma!

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I wonder if those frogs are as bored as we are. #Monsterdon #Frogs

what the hell? did she met the Gorgon from last week movie and turned on stone?
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General Frog of the 22nd Amphibious Battalion I presume

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@jonny the frogs need a frog machine like the bee girls' bee machine, to speed things up

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How did this lady last five minutes there, like, ever?

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Did he hug the gator? #monsterdon

And why did she turn green? #Monsterdon

uh

what noise do reptiles make?

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This footage is not sped up at all.

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Aww pretty snake.
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they should have just made this movie GATORS instead. We're already gotten more footage of gators than we get for the average creature in a #Monsterdon movie

PEOPLE FALLING IN BRACKISH WATER AND SPLASHING AROUND (1972) #Monsterdon

GATOR WRASTLIN'!!!
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Alligator's like... GET OFF OF ME - MAN!! #monsterdon

"Now we're going to make luggage out of you!" #Monsterdon

*GASP* You're in a swamp and you come across swamp-y things... #monsterdon

Well, I was hoping for frog action, but I guess it's still good watching all these horrible rich people get picked off one by one by angy animals :3
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#Monsterdon frog on america cake: very symbolic

Who the fuck is this gator rasslin actor? He wins the movie. #Monsterdon

Aw, man, someone spilled paint in the swamp.

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this movie is like when wwe teases a co-ed match and then the heel's team members jump in and do all the fighting for them #monsterdon

On the plus side, her humours are now good and balanced.

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Come on Iris, I'm "rooting" for you!

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Big gator! #Monsterdon

Well, I’m glad she made it back to her net.

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