Are those Maryland Blue Crabs? #monsterdon

It's a pity this film is only unintentionally goofy, otherwise I'd love for all the hunting trophies to start laughing at him like in The Evil Dead II.

#monsterdon

In my country, crabs enjoy a tasty YOU!

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Grandpa can't help you he's already dead inside.

Waiting for the frogs. #monsterdon

CRABS (1972) #Monsterdon

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"I want you to very carefully run down to the dock, but watch out for the frogs"

um, I don't think those things go together?

@Taweret from the "overheard in the writer's room" files #Monsterdon

CRABS
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The frogs should all have little cigarettes hanging out of their mouths.

#Monsterdon #Frogs #🐸

run for your life kids! there's some toads on the lawn!

#monsterdon

are those crabs alive?

#monsterdon

The Scooby Doo crew are going to show up and pull off the old man's mask to reveal Head-of-Disinformation Frog. #monsterdon

KILL THE CHILDREN! Let the frogs feast!
#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Crockett... Hopeless battle... It the Frogamo!

#Monsterdon

Too bad the reptiles spilled all the poison just when it'd be useful #monsterdon

This is the *fussiest* old man ever. #Monsterdon

the rifle is hilarious

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I'm hoping frogs immolate grandpa from his alcohol fumes and then push him in a flaming wheelchair down the pier. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon also, it's an estate with guns. Everyone should have been shooting animals, not just grandpa

That's the store where he said he wished he had Jessie's Grill.

#Monsterdon

Old man Crockett: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Fourth of July. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap-hap happiest Fourth of July since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye."

#Monsterdon

I hope he's packing shells loaded with frog shot

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I think Grandpa needs a few more sessions with Bob Newhart...

#Monsterdon

<very david attenborough voice> The lady, with her leg stuck, is terrified as a turtle approaches. This is the cycle of life.

#monsterdon

"I'm gonna get so goddamn drunk, it'll be the best birthday I've ever had"

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

"And I'm gonna sleep like a baby" A big drunk baby. #Monsterdon #Frogs

Disobey grandpa!

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

just toss grandpa into the lake #monsterdon

Against. I think they’re against. #Monsterdon

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/TheAreasOfMyExpertise#:~:text=All%20animals%20attack%20all%20humans

#monsterdon
#JohnHodgman

you're either WID me or AGAINST me

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

They gave that little girl the worst haircut, she could be a model in 2025

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Did that snapping turtle just fart?
#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Oh no. Orphans!

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

@Taweret yeah who the shit is that #monsterdon

i 100% forgot those kids were even in this. playing on your own champions of the year #monsterdon

Men will literally get murdered by a frog hive mind instead of going to therapy

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STRATEGIC FROG RESERVE #monsterdon

WORST.KID.ACTOR.EVER! #monsterdon

"The snails are plannin' strategies!"

#monsterdon

To the Canoe! #monsterdon

What is #monsterdon ??

Could you imagine being an orphan and having to explain how your parents got killed by a snake and a turtle #monsterdon

These deaths are just *embarrassing.* This is like watching a horror movie where the monster is Falling In The Bathtub.

Not even like a fancy monster that *represents* falling in the bathtub, people just walking into the bathroom, slipping, and dying. For 90 minutes. #Monsterdon

The kids are saddled up to the bar. LOL #monsterdon

Would the frogs please take care of these kids? #Monsterdon

who’s the environmentalist now hey

#monsterdon

She's stuck in the mud and being attacked by a snapping turtle.

Clint was attacked and drug underwater ... no wait, must have just been a leg cramp. Gets to the boat and sticks his hand in the (stopped) propeller and chops it up. Might have been a curious water moccasin involved.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

- Gets gas can
- Fills riding lawnmower
- Look out frogs?

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And this is just a long frog. #monsterdon

A turtle moving slowly and she's freaking out. I would be impressed if it shot out lasers from its eyes. #Monsterdon

PSYCH! Sez the Frogz. #monsterdon

if you get blood on your hand, be sure to smear it over your face #monsterdon

Wait, is that a snapper?

Lady's toast if it is.

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The mud’s fighting back too!

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

"tool shed" is the name of this whole plantation

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BURN THE MANSION APPEASE THE FROG GODS

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Nothing scarier than a slow-moving killer tortoise lemme tell ya

#Monsterdon

Piranha? Slow movng turtle? #Monsterdon

Now someone is going to getting Snapping Turtled

Honestly, that’s the most frightening of all #Monsterdon

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Always take off your shoes before you wade on the muddy shores, friends. The gators like it when you're stuck in the mud by your groovy boots

that was one hell of a charlie-horse that took her out…

#monsterdon

Tool Shed. #Monsterdon #Frogs

Mom, as clint struggles in the water: "Don't eat before you go swimming!"

#monsterdon #frogs

Oh come on, turtle? #monsterdon

@moira
These frogs have JUSTICE on their side!

#Monsterdon

Tortise and the bad hair.....
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snap-your-SPINE-ing turtle

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Pulled into the water with his own hand!

#monsterdon

From the makers of "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" comes "Can You Swim Faster Than A Snake?" #monsterdon

lady, I just saw you move your leg. you're not stuck. quit it

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#Monsterdon Goodbye Clint!

Even the snapping turtles. wow

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Ok Death by Turtle is a first #monsterdon

Swimming? Dude, there was a ROWBOAT.
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what, we didn't even get partial underwater shots for the aquatic attacks?

spend all your budget on the frogs? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon no I'm sorry if a tiny little snake managed to kill Clint, I'm flipping the table

"oh fuck, my foot was supposed to be stuck"

"KEEP ROLLING"

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Clint wasn't bitten, he just got a stich in his side from going without alcohol for more than fifteen minutes #monsterdon

Is she stuck in the mud and a turtle is about to attack her?

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Why is his blood orange? #monsterdon

The tagline for this movie btw is

"If YOU Are Squeamish Stay Home!!!"

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...A hand came up out of the water and grabbed him? #Monsterdon

This movie is changing my opinions on both frogs and snakes. #monsterdon

Yep it's still the era of #FF0000 blood

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have you ever looked at your hand? i mean, really _looked at your hand_?

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

hahahaha why are all of these deaths so HILARIOUS

#monsterdon

We all know that birds are just flying dinosaurs, right?

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

What, did he eat too soon before swimming? #monsterdon

"...frog battalion number 12, move into position!"

This movie needs subtitles for all the frogs.

#Monsterdon #Frogs #🐸

"I'm tired of these MF snakes in this MF lake!'

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look i thought we had the talk about let's regroup and not wander off because literally everyone is dying, now was a really bad time to just go swimming for no reason #monsterdon

On an unrelated note, did roof prism binoculars exist in this era, or were they all porros?

#frogs #monsterdon

so uh did everyone forget the butterfly lady?

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@jonny But hear me out, counterpoint: you could also take his pistol and *not* wheel the old bastard out of there

And one of these options sounds much better than the other

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sir, you can't die in the water like this, we watched our yearly allotment of Jaws ripoffs last month. #monsterdon

@cienmilojos

Grandpa said something about the end of the year… is it supposed to be December?

#monsterdon #frogs1972

We’re all rooting for the animals, right? #Monsterdon

I just hope all the animals in this film were well treated. #monsterdon

Screaming eels!!

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