Crabs!!! 🦀 🦀 🦀

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Frogs have not killed a single person in this film. #Monsterdon #Frogs

She's got crabs! (Not frogs)

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The tort ripped her apart, amazing. #Monsterdon

Uh oh, someone got the crabs!

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sam elliott: corpse finder finds again

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oh no crabes #RedMeat

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Everyone must respect Grandpa instinctively because he was Greatest Generation #monsterdon

#monsterdon there's your underwater shot

Are those Maryland Blue Crabs? #monsterdon

It's a pity this film is only unintentionally goofy, otherwise I'd love for all the hunting trophies to start laughing at him like in The Evil Dead II.

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In my country, crabs enjoy a tasty YOU!

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Grandpa can't help you he's already dead inside.

Waiting for the frogs. #monsterdon

CRABS (1972) #Monsterdon

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"I want you to very carefully run down to the dock, but watch out for the frogs"

um, I don't think those things go together?

@Taweret from the "overheard in the writer's room" files #Monsterdon

CRABS
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#Monsterdon "watch after the frogs" MA'AM THE FROGS AREN'T DOING SHIT

The frogs should all have little cigarettes hanging out of their mouths.

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run for your life kids! there's some toads on the lawn!

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are those crabs alive?

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The Scooby Doo crew are going to show up and pull off the old man's mask to reveal Head-of-Disinformation Frog. #monsterdon

KILL THE CHILDREN! Let the frogs feast!
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Crockett... Hopeless battle... It the Frogamo!

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Too bad the reptiles spilled all the poison just when it'd be useful #monsterdon

This is the *fussiest* old man ever. #Monsterdon

the rifle is hilarious

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I'm hoping frogs immolate grandpa from his alcohol fumes and then push him in a flaming wheelchair down the pier. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon also, it's an estate with guns. Everyone should have been shooting animals, not just grandpa

That's the store where he said he wished he had Jessie's Grill.

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Old man Crockett: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Fourth of July. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap-hap happiest Fourth of July since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye."

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I hope he's packing shells loaded with frog shot

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I think Grandpa needs a few more sessions with Bob Newhart...

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<very david attenborough voice> The lady, with her leg stuck, is terrified as a turtle approaches. This is the cycle of life.

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"I'm gonna get so goddamn drunk, it'll be the best birthday I've ever had"

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"And I'm gonna sleep like a baby" A big drunk baby. #Monsterdon #Frogs

Disobey grandpa!

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just toss grandpa into the lake #monsterdon

Against. I think they’re against. #Monsterdon

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/TheAreasOfMyExpertise#:~:text=All%20animals%20attack%20all%20humans

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#JohnHodgman

you're either WID me or AGAINST me

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They gave that little girl the worst haircut, she could be a model in 2025

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Oh no. Orphans!

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Did that snapping turtle just fart?
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@Taweret yeah who the shit is that #monsterdon

i 100% forgot those kids were even in this. playing on your own champions of the year #monsterdon

Men will literally get murdered by a frog hive mind instead of going to therapy

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STRATEGIC FROG RESERVE #monsterdon

WORST.KID.ACTOR.EVER! #monsterdon

"The snails are plannin' strategies!"

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To the Canoe! #monsterdon

What is #monsterdon ??

Could you imagine being an orphan and having to explain how your parents got killed by a snake and a turtle #monsterdon

Ah! The snails are in charge of strategy!

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Mommy and Daddy are chum. #Monsterdon

These deaths are just *embarrassing.* This is like watching a horror movie where the monster is Falling In The Bathtub.

Not even like a fancy monster that *represents* falling in the bathtub, people just walking into the bathroom, slipping, and dying. For 90 minutes. #Monsterdon

The kids are saddled up to the bar. LOL #monsterdon

Would the frogs please take care of these kids? #Monsterdon

who’s the environmentalist now hey

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She's stuck in the mud and being attacked by a snapping turtle.

Clint was attacked and drug underwater ... no wait, must have just been a leg cramp. Gets to the boat and sticks his hand in the (stopped) propeller and chops it up. Might have been a curious water moccasin involved.

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@whknott This is the most unusual adaptation of Agatha Christie's *And Then There Were None* island murder mystery ever! #Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Some of y’all have not met big snapping turtles and it shows #Monsterdon

- Gets gas can
- Fills riding lawnmower
- Look out frogs?

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"Their brains as good as ours?!"

They have outwitted you at every stage.....perhaps it's group intellect?

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And this is just a long frog. #monsterdon

A turtle moving slowly and she's freaking out. I would be impressed if it shot out lasers from its eyes. #Monsterdon

PSYCH! Sez the Frogz. #monsterdon

if you get blood on your hand, be sure to smear it over your face #monsterdon

Wait, is that a snapper?

Lady's toast if it is.

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The mud’s fighting back too!

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Wait? Smith wants to douse the frogs with gasoline, now? What's wrong with him?

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Orange blood????

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"tool shed" is the name of this whole plantation

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BURN THE MANSION APPEASE THE FROG GODS

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Nothing scarier than a slow-moving killer tortoise lemme tell ya

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Piranha? Slow movng turtle? #Monsterdon

Now someone is going to getting Snapping Turtled

Honestly, that’s the most frightening of all #Monsterdon

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Always take off your shoes before you wade on the muddy shores, friends. The gators like it when you're stuck in the mud by your groovy boots

that was one hell of a charlie-horse that took her out…

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Tool Shed. #Monsterdon #Frogs

Mom, as clint struggles in the water: "Don't eat before you go swimming!"

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Oh come on, turtle? #monsterdon

@moira
These frogs have JUSTICE on their side!

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Tortise and the bad hair.....
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yes burn the house down :3
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Alligator snapping turtle will mess you up even without a bunch of frogs paying them to. #monsterdon

snap-your-SPINE-ing turtle

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Pulled into the water with his own hand!

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From the makers of "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" comes "Can You Swim Faster Than A Snake?" #monsterdon

lady, I just saw you move your leg. you're not stuck. quit it

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oh jeez a snapping turtle I'm sorry I made fun of the Frogs I'm sorry I'm sorry please let me keep my toes #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Goodbye Clint!

Even the snapping turtles. wow

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Ok Death by Turtle is a first #monsterdon

Swimming? Dude, there was a ROWBOAT.
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what, we didn't even get partial underwater shots for the aquatic attacks?

spend all your budget on the frogs? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon no I'm sorry if a tiny little snake managed to kill Clint, I'm flipping the table

"oh fuck, my foot was supposed to be stuck"

"KEEP ROLLING"

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SNAPPER! #frogs1972 #monsterdon

Clint wasn't bitten, he just got a stich in his side from going without alcohol for more than fifteen minutes #monsterdon