@Taweret Foley was only provided with two empty halves of a coconut. #Monsterdon

YOU GAVE THE KID THE GUN??? #Monsterdon

Are we gonna get a kingdom of the spiders ending?

#monsterdon

"Hello, is anything wrong?" is my new motto. #monsterdon

Did he not have a car they could have gone to?

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#Monsterdon yeah, don't button up that shirt, sam... Ah, scratch that, the shirt buttoned up itself

I hope a frog is driving that station wagon #monsterdon

Okay, we've seen the gas pump twice, now. When will we see explosions?
#Monsterdon

he flags down a car, and the driver is... a FROG

#monsterdon

Next, weasels will rip his flesh. Rzzzzz.

#monsterdon

this is the...most secluded boat launch. #monsterdon

ah, civilisation - a station wagon

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Just waiting for some friendly fire by the kid with the 12 gauge

#monsterdon

In Soviet Swamp, frog eats you! Snakes seem to be kind'a numerous also..

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This is the weirdest retelling of frog and toad are friends I've ever seen

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@joewynne I'm with Ray on this. #Monsterdon

Uhhh not much commentary with the clothes of that lady

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@apLundell that said i am no expert canoeist so I defer to your opinion!

#monsterdon

i don't know if the black people not having to die on screen is respecting them or not... #monsterdon

Meanwhile, outside the island, the uplifted animal uprising continued apace.

Raccoons now run the Ontario sanitation department, and a Loon is now mayor of Minneapolis...

#monsterdon

they're running away.... and roll credits! #monsterdon

Dry shirt, wet hair. #monsterdon

Turns out the frogs ate everyone and that island was in fact the last refuge of humanity in the world #monsterdon

that was some ridiculously gator killing
#monsterdon

When they finally get back to civiliation, they'll turn on tv news, and.... the news anchor is a FROG

#monsterdon

The Ray Milland character will be killed.
BUT, they will use a double, because Ray hated the production so much, he walked out before it was over. 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

#Monsterdon

Worst canoe excuses? #monsterdon

oh is this now supposed to be all "yeah ha ha fuck the environment" as we shoot the wildlife #monsterdon

LOOK OUT FOR THE SPANISH MOSS

#monsterdon #frogs

I don’t see any red paint. I think he’s safe.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

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also wtf you don't need to murder the gator just because he swam by.

@ryan Big Earl Norem energy

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yes, hand hte shotgun to the children! reload, children!

#monsterdon

This movie needs a few good piranha. #Monsterdon #Frogs

Movie found a way to get his shirt off, anyway. #Monsterdon

this is like the cover of one of those old timey men’s magazines #monsterdon

can mister elliot not be allowed to get through this movie with dry pants, please? #monsterdon

It won't get better if you PICKETT

#monsterdon #frogs

Now you, in the bow, heads up!

#Monsterdon

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Sam, I don't think you can get a water moccasin by bonking him in the noggin with a paddle. I think you're just attracting more water moccasins.

Over the next several years his chest hair will migrate to his upper lip. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I think the frogs are getting angry because it's THEIR movie and so far all the other animals are having all the fun.

taking off your shirt is the most effective way to protect your loved ones against wildlife #monsterdon

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Meanwhile back at the mansion... "i'll just make another old fashioned." #Monsterdon

Snakes cannot repel oars of that magnitude.

#Monsterdon

So much for ecology, right Pickett? #Monsterdon

CRABBE!
#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

oh! the return of Shirtless Sam! #monsterdon

SNAKESLAPPER! #Monsterdon

I don't think Pickett's got anything to worry about anyway, he gets killed and he'll just Quantum Leap away anyway. #Monsterdon

Why aren’t you paddling backwards? Getting in the water?

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Okay I get it now. Sam Elliott grew the mustache after this movie so no one would recognize him. #Monsterdon #Frogs

Y'know you could have *not* paddled the boat right into the shore

#Monsterdon

Can one look like an action hero while slamming an oar into placid water?

Probably not

#monsterdon

There aren't any logical reasons for the old guy to object to leaving. None. If he had dementia and couldn't be moved safely, that would make more sense. #Monsterdon

wh...why are you running that close to shore. #monsterdon

You fool. Everyone knows snakes can't resist manly torsos! #monsterdon

@cienmilojos Calling it a "budget" seems to be a stretch

#Monsterdon

there's like 10 minutes to go, we can make it, people. light at the end of the tunnel

#Monsterdon

LEVEL 2: more sneks

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

sam elliott: corpse finder can't die who will find his corpse

#monsterdon

:HypnoToad:

#monsterdon #Frogs1972

@Taweret You can't eat that one! He's the crabbassidor!

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We're on a snag sooo... I have to take my shirt off! #monsterdon

"what happened" nothing, this is the part of the film that requires me to remove my shirt. #monsterdon

Why is he tugging on the boat while he's still sitting in it? He could have used the oar...

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ANOTHER FUCKING SNAKE. SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE THE FROGS HERE FOR? MORALE? COMIC RELIEF? #monsterdon

All Natural Canoe Escape #monsterdon

You can't fix a snag while wearing a shirt. Everyone knows that.

#Monsterdon #Frogs #🐸

That’s our protagonist’s canoe!

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Maybe use your oars, Smith!

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If old video games have taught me anything it’s that these people need to find a road right away. #Monsterdon

Wait they are taking a canoe across the lake with a guy who can't even ... nevermind I see he gave the shotgun to the kid to hold, good thinking.

#Monsterdon
#Frogs1972

This movie has ALL the frogs!

- Long frogs
- Four-legged frogs
- Eight-legged frogs
- Flying frogs
- Big bitey frogs
- Carsinisation frogs
- Froggish moss

#frogs1972 #monsterdon

Snark aside, large crabs *could* be scary.

#frogs #monsterdon

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Well, at least snapping turtles and alligators are actuallh dangerous.

Crabs, turtles, snakes. But no frogs #Monsterdon

That kid pulls the trigger and the whole boat flips over, end of movie. #Monsterdon

When unsure, give a loaded gun to a child, always the best option #monsterdon

to be fair, if I only had like three birthdays left, I'd want to celebrate them pretty hard too

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the frogs seeing them off. their only remaining target is the old man. #monsterdon

Give the gun to a child of course #monsterdon

That's nice, the youngest kid's got the shotgun.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Yes, go INTO the water. They totally can't get you there!
#Monsterdon

CRABS?! NO YOU CAN CATCH THOSE YOU CAN EAT THOSE!! #monsterdon

Love the kid holding a rifle across his lap in the canoe.

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a snapping turtle with blood on his beak and a bunch of happy crab frends on her corpse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0wfjsybIQ

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Hey kids, we found your mom! #Monsterdon

Grandpa: "I'm going to stay here and be perfectly OK!"

Narrator: He was not, in fact, perfectly OK.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon sooo is denim sam going to marry the girl and they'll adopt the two boys?

The frogs always look so smug.

#Monsterdon

Bro y'all couldn't get live crabs??? That's where the budget hit?!?#monsterdon

Well, yeah, that's on brand for crabs, at least. #monsterdon

stop being surprised at finding your friends eaten by crabs and shit and start not wandering off into the lake and the woods! #monsterdon

we're not just gonna leave those crabs are we? I love crab

#monsterdon

WE HAVE CRUSTACEANS, I REPEAT, WE HAVE CRUSTACEANS

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

@Terencio Possible I suppose but they seem extremely unconcerned about all the killing

#Monsterdon

Joan totally YAWNED her line! #monsterdon