The frogs hid his heart medicine! #Monsterdon

Frogs love hardback books and gramophone music. #monsterdon

I think he's gonna croak.

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frog-distance-dialing #monsterdon

This is just like that movie Magnolia

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I didn't know fish baad #monsterdon

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At least grampa is finally haunted by the ghosts of all those animals he murdered and the frogs get to stuff him and mount him on their walls!

well, minus the frogs anyways
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The end...?
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Okay. Now the phone rings…

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It's not a real phone connection, the frogs just manually sent a electric spike down the line

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Ray dialed F for FROG!! #monsterdon

imagine the psychic battle going on between the Frogs and the Human Arsehole....

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wasn't this a scene in one of the ace ventura movies?
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“How could they make a phone call, man? They’re animals” #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ah, that famous Crockett strength I suppose

@jonny s/10/90/

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BRO THEY'VE BEEN DEAD THE ENTIRE MOVIE!!!
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MORE FROGS
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the frogs are calling! yes!! #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Did your car break down?"

"No, it's... a long story."

It's really not, when you get down to it: "there were some accidents on an estate, it became unpleasant to stay, we decided to leave, and we started shooting wildlife on our way out. I hit a some snakes with a paddle, and overcame my natural hereditary enemy, a shirt." Done, now that helpful driver is all up to speed.

Dogs mouthing toads is a bad deal, for real, I hope Colonel knows better.

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The call is coming from inside the frogs! #monsterdon

The frogs are calling from inside the house! #Monsterdon

Hunting trophy stares intensify

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“but i never…i never taxidermied any frogs!” #monsterdon

did the dog fix the phone?

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Long story huh

It wouldn't be if you hadn't padded it out with all those shots of humans doing nothing and frogs watching

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the dog deserves so much better :(

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Oh now the phone works.....
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BINGO!

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how did the phones come back on was that a frog???

What is it, Lassie? Where’s Timmy?

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Phone's back from vacation! #monsterdon

The frogs are on the phone!!

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The all frog chorus approves the following message...

[ribbeting throughout]

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is he gonna answer the phone and its just RIBBIT!?!?!? #monsterdon

When did the dog show up?

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@Taweret I'll give it a pass if we get to watch the old man die covered in frogs. #Monsterdon

we should watch the Cane Toads documentary after this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkxwrpJg5W0

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Colonel is the goodest of good boys but he knows when it's time to go

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Did the frogs finally figure out how to break windows?

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the frogs had better leave the dog be or so help me

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I thought he was going to go up an elevator to sleep

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Poor Grandpa. It's raining frogs on his parade.

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I thought that freeze frame on that camp frog was gonna be the end of the movie.

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Don't dogs like... EAT frogs?!? #monsterdon

OH NO

THE DOG?!

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Are the frogs finally gonna get one? At the very end of the film? #monsterdon

Big frog in the car. That’s not the end is it?? #Monsterdon

Oh no, not Colonel!

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wait now there's a dog?????!!!

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I'm totally buying the sound track for Frogs 1972. #Monsterdon

DU-DUM!

🎵 Froooooggggs! 🎵

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not a frog on the record player.. #monsterdon

so now we're going to go back to watch an grumpy old man get gigged by frogs

this isn't even a good snuff film

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If I saw someone coming to my car with a shotgun, I would be long gone!
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Kinda hope the dog eats him.

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I get it. He used to love marching. #Monsterdon

dj frog #monsterdon

Sure, let some dude with a shotgun hitch a ride...

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“Hello my baby, hello my honey” #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh hey, I had forgotten about the dog. The dog better survive or else...

Mom, "Surprise, the driver licks her eyeballs."

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Frog on a record that is good at least.

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So you've hitched a ride with frog allies - therefore you're safe. Be happy #monsterdon

@amyfou That's the last straw!!

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[PATRIOTIC WALLACE AND GROMIT SOUNDS GRIND TO A HALT]
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nothing better happen to that irish setter

NOOO DOGGO!

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...So what's to be afraid of, the frogs are literally the least dangerous animal in this film. They're the only ones without a body count. #Monsterdon

so uh actually that joke was not too far from the truth

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If this movie had more guts, we would've seen CGI birds attacking the other folks, while they fought them off with coat hangers and infinite ammo CGI guns

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Where is the photographer guy's car or truck? He must have one. He didn't HIKE to the lake. Not with that canoe. #Monsterdon

The tunes are back. Yes! #Monsterdon

We got a fear freeze on THAT?? #monsterdon

frog crash zoom, and-- there's more movie. #monsterdon

aw, not the puppers! #monsterdon

Not the dog, too!

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frog jumpscare! #monsterdon

oh man I was hoping that was the end of the movie #monsterdon

Sam, you're going to need more gas than that.

It's a big house.

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"don't mind us getting in the car with the gun, okay?" #monsterdon

I'm half expecting the people in the car to secretly be frogs
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dog????
they have a dog???

where has it been the whole movie 😭

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"Oh sure, I'd be glad to, *hop* in!"

Oh my god DON'T TRUST HER SAM SHE'S ONE OF THE FROGS

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that was clearly the intended ending right there

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I'm enjoying so much this #Monsterdon session, and I'm not even watching the movie

"Hi I'm Bobby" is my new motto #monsterdon

Loving the striped slacks #monsterdon

yes, strange hitchhiker! get right into my car, with your shotgun!

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Wow, Sam Elliot sure dried off quick.

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That car should be driven by a big frog.

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@CactuarJoe You'll shoot your eye out!
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yes stranger with a gun, please get into my car

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And now the driver turns out to be a frog, right? #Monsterdon

Hi Bobby!

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just, lets a stranger holding a gun into her car huh
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and the car is full of FROGS

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@aburka I wish, but also it would have been nice to let us know *before* we had to sit through 84 minutes of this movie

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