Noooooooo not the cake 😭

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He's been asphyxiated! And he couldn't breathe either!

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I got frogs! They're multiplyin'!

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so they couldn't come up with a way for the lizards to actually kill him

because they're lizards and all

so some convenient poison gets knocked over

and here are some lizards

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why haven't they turned on this photographer guy for showing up and then all the men die after all the women were very into him immediately. i am glad they are letting the "reptile and amphibians exist" movie develop but they are really neglecting the southern plantation movie #monsterdon

here come the symbolism frogs

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@Victorsigmoid they killed that usa cake #monsterdon

Today's mood: Toads on the American Flag cake #monsterdon

#Monsterdon did a nature photographer write this film?

He’s a striking looking man—even without the mustache #Monsterdon

He's dead alright, just like the dialog.

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It's about time the frogs show up and assert dominance.

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"I'd be glad to do anything I can Mr. Smith... to kill these rich bastards!" #monsterdon

fuck jobs fuck america fuck sheet cakes #monsterdon

"Well, you've all ruined my birthday. Again."

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frog party frog party!
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Frogs assemble! #monsterdon

maybe the frogs are just

the evil masterminds, controlling all the other amphibians, reptiles and insects #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "god I knew it" ... Is she in cahoots with the lizard army?

@b isn't that just hit the ball as hard as you can

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@RobotDiver Cane toads for sure. #monsterdon

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"He's been asphyxiated"

* everyone just looks a little depressed *

Oh sure, great, go to the drunk guy for help. #Monsterdon

You have been judged by the court of amphibians, sir.

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Wait, so the Mom is a psychic? #monsterdon #plottwistfromleftfield

#monsterdon 🎶 and the lord said gasp, fucker, gasp...

Current Tally:
Spiders (shooting a man): 1
Frogs (unconfirmed, maybe sneks): 1
Giant gila monster from the movie "The Giant Gila Monster" (in the shed, with a poison bottle): 1

loving the frogs on the America cake motif....

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#Monsterdon the frogs are getting a bad rap here. they're just chillin

"He sleeps with the lizards now "

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I too keep jars full of a pee-like substance just labelled poison, just hanging around

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Old Man: Be quiet about people dying because I want to celebrate my birthday.

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This is a setup. All the other reptiles are killing people and blaming it on the frogs.

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Has anyone made the "he croaked" joke yet, cause he's dead #monsterdon

gorgeous dog

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I hope the snakes don't discover the land mines the hunans have scattered on the sun porch #monsterdon

"keep your wife quiet!" Lovely character, hope he lives. #monsterdon

there he goes again, findin more corpses

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Dammit nothing's gonna stop me from sitting here and doing nothing!
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I think that's toad for "challenge accepted"

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52: WTF? Why would anyone walk into vapor of acid, poison, etc.

I do not buy this.

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PLEASE, FROGS, KILL THIS MAN #monsterdon

The gecko going one-hand pull-ups is my fave.
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Cannot stop laughing I love them so much #monsterdon #frogs1972

so far it's been lizards and snakes and tarantulas taking people out. #monsterdon

Those lizards are kamikazes! They will get the job done, even if it kills them
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The face of an evil mastermind.
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Are the frogs just the signal and communications corps? They're going to pop off on *one* of these plantation jerkoffs, right? #monsterdon

And now the geckos will eat him?? #Monsterdon

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what the f is going on right now tho - the Irish setter is upset, and grampa's getting abusive but the froggos aren't hurting anyone at all?

VAgue hysteria for no reason and 0 concern for children FTW! #monsterdon

Fun fact: Lizards don't breathe. #monsterdon

frogs understand chemical warfare! amphibians are very attuned to the chemical environment with their semi-porous skin! frog chemical attack is very much in-universe for frog mythos!!!!!! #monsterdon

Aww, all the lizards came to say goodbye to him 🥺 #Monsterdon

Hmm...poisonous gas. Created by monitor lizards and geckos. You could just .... exit the greenhouse?

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Yeah, sure, sulfuric acid and poison, just hanging around in glass jars in the greenhouse. And the toxic fumes are killing the dude, but NOT THE LIZARDS.
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Clint’s wife is very nervous. #Monsterdon

They're so cute!

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@YsengrinWolf That would be an improvement. #Monsterdon

Director, "I want to make a southern gothic Fall of the House of Usher."
Effects crew, "Oh no go there chief. We can't afford to collapse a house."
Director, "Not even a miniature one?"
Effects crew, "No go there buddy. But I know a guy who's got some snakes and lizards."
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The frogs? Just chillin’ #monsterdon

Disgusted Lizard with the Drone Assault later?

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I don't know what's funnier, the lizards mixing together poison on the floor by knocking jars off shelves or this guy who decided to stick his face directly in it. #monsterdon

And the gecko laughed!

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@himbovoorhees but in 1972?

/cc @nev

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Tokay geckos laughing!

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ha ha ha the geckos climbed all over him like okay, he's ours now #Monsterdon

Lizards are all "Still pretty warm for a dead guy" #Monsterdon #Frogs

Why do you keep jars of POISON GAS in the GREENHOUSE

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Aw little face kisses 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎💋 #monsterdon

hey, that lizard dropped it on porpouse
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oh dear what is happening to red pants man, better send sam eliott: corpse finder

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And the geckos eat his face.

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This guy has no idea how to act like he's falling down, does he?

Lizards, he's dead, now. Get ya some!

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forgiving none of these being frogs because of how fucking funny this is #monsterdon

STUNT Gecko! #monsterdon

did he just walk over to the fumes and kneel down into them??? he deserves to be gassed by lizards. #monsterdon

STOP SHAKING THE LIZARD AT THE CAMERA ):< #Monsterdon

this is why you don't put your chemical weapons lab in your greenhouse…

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Why did he not just RUN OUTSIDE?!??!?! He's at the door even!!

He has to hold it closed while he's falling on it!!

bahahahahh.

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We have seen some really really stupid kills in these movies, but this one really takes the cake. #Monsterdon #Frogs

I don't think we're that different from Amphibians and Reptiles that poison gas only effects us, not them?

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The lizards clearly spent months carefully preparing this trap on the greenhouse #monsterdon

Oh my. These lizards are straight up throwing bottled poison at this dude!

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Oh, certainly, the deadly combination of "caution" and "poison" stored in a green house.

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Water monitors are, in fact, smart enough to know chlorine chemistry. #monsterdon

On one hand, I wish we had more herp enthusiasts on the tag. On the other, I think this movie would literally kill them. #Monsterdon

the scariest lizards are the lizards who know how to make mustard gas #monsterdon

Geckos love poisonous fumes, that was your fatal mistake

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No, no, I think the lizard has a point here.

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This is like a bad imitation of a Tennessee Williams play, WITH FROGS.
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Whenever toxic fumes start up in a closed space, I alwasy get as close to them as possible and wave my hand. Best way to deal with it! #monsterdon

oh no, don't mix CAUTION and POISON together nooooo

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Lizards are as bad as cats for pushing things off the shelf. #monsterdon

These are obviously all cats wearing lizard suits.

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Greenhouse scene: Hold my beer…

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oh we upped vfx WE GOT SMOKE EFFECT #monsterdon

Lizard said -"I am the one who knocks..." 🦎##monsterdon

OMG SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE AT LAST

Thank you monitor lizard or whatever you are

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"Is the phone STILL not working? "

Well, yeah. It's a private island. How did you expect the phone lines to get fixed?

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These monitor lizards are doing an organized attack on red pants and I appreciate them finally taking action of some sort