oi, don't poison the froggos, you jerk. man, humans really deserve everything they get, huh. #monsterdon

The old guy inflects every sentence like he's asking you about your piercing. #monsterdon

Sam Elliott's stage presence is incredible in this

#Monsterdon

Sam's packed tight in denim casing. #Monsterdon

Are all these frog clips supposed to feel like foreshadowing? Because each one makes me go “Eee!!! Cute froggy!!!” #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I was honestly not expecting "we need to get rid of the frogs" was going to be a part of this until AFTER some kind of horrifying frog attack.

Who spells out AWOL?!? LOL #monsterdon

What is that in his pocket?
A frog detector?

#monsterdon

They are plotting. Duke frogge standing upon his toadies.
#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Okay, those are totally toads. I'll sue for false advertising. #monsterdon

#monsterdon If this was a better movie, that frog would've exploded like a grenade when it landed.

Builds mansion in the swamp then complains about frog noise....#monsterdon

With all this technology and all my money we can't invest in EARPLUGS WOW WHAT A THOUGHT

#Monsterdon

brave decor to have the buttplug as a centrepiece

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

#monsterdon get Jenny some noise cancelling headphones and problem solved

"I have a resort property AND I NEED FROGS GONE!" #monsterdon

OH HOLY SHIT! I forgot what Sam Elliot looked like without a mustache. It's weird.
#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Okay, but surely your big house has thick walls and A/C to drown out the frogs?

#frogs #monsterdon

Sponsored by Coca-Cola.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

The paterfamilias looks and acts like a reactionary's image of F.D.R..

#monsterdon

c'mon folks, everything I say is a joke, you don't need to tell me how many exposures are on a 35mm roll of film

#monsterdon

Booze-shaming #monsterdon

unusual amounts of frog it just happens #monsterdon

OOMPA LOOMPA DIPPITY DOG

I'VE GOT A CURE FOR TOO MANY FROG

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

That stone frog was a normal frog before it saw Megaera!

#Monsterdon #Frogs #🐸

@ricci frogons

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon That was a truly enormous concrete frog by the corner of that pool. Is someone going to get whacked with that in the third act?

#Monsterdon 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 😱

so the Crocketts have Black servants and there is a beautiful Black model chick and our dude thinks he upset the family by bringing a *model* to the picnic?

the kids not gone wash their hands? #monsterdon

rude! no yeet frog!

#monsterdon

This Trump family outing is as painful as I would have imagined. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon throwing frogs is not cool

Kill, my children, kill. #Monsterdon

Yeah, Grandpa Hard Ass gotta go.

#monsterdon

So everyone over the age of 18 in this family just day drinks and gets horny?
#Monsterdon

Is this movie called "Frogs" because every scene of dialogue is preceded by stock footage of frogs? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon *competing photographers*

whispers to date that’s frogs!

#monsterdon

“Honey we’re surrounded by frog stock footage” #monsterdon

Somehow the frogs are getting the best lines. #monsterdon

THAT’S A TOAD #monsterdon

#monsterdon 15 minutes into Frogs (1972)

the frog death toll: 0

We HAVE established that everyone in the film wants to fuck Sam Elliot though.

The frogs just sit there, judging all of us.

@EricKHoward Having seen what happens when #Monsterdon turns into porn, I'm a little worried

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

A big Ribbet to all those joining us for the first time tonight!!

#Frogs 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

Is this whole shirtless conversation a porn setup? #monsterdon

Definitely some "peaked in high school" vibes here #monsterdon

Will he ever get his dry clothes? Tune in next week to find out!
#Monsterdon

@EricKHoward Not YET.
#monsterdon #frogs

An interracial couple and a post bath gay flirting scene? I didn't expect Frogs to be progressive.
#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

@EricKHoward Yes. #Monsterdon

"caught ya looking at my jersey" is amazingly NOT a euphemism?! #monsterdon

@Taweret frogs can be very poisonous and it is my hope that they take that and make the frogs spit acid and stuff #monsterdon

so anyway they're letting him drip water all over this house as he does a bunch of side quests to meet the family first

#Monsterdon

How long before we get our first scream? It's not #monsterdon if we're not getting some screams. Seems a long way off at this point.

*wolf whistle* frog legs aren't the only meat in this picture! #monsterdon

Bella is only surviving this weekend by being stoned as hell

#Monsterdon

OF COURSE he was a HS football star #monsterdon

chekov's dead phone line

#monsterdon

frogs are less scary than squirrels even. like I would sooner handle a frog because the squirrel might have rabies or something or it might bite

what's a frog gonna do?

#monsterdon

Miss Frog Legs, 1972

most interesting thing so far

#monsterdon

this house has all the excitement of a funeral parlor. #monsterdon

Was this filmed at the same place as The Beast Must Die? Are we gonna have a Frog Break? Who is the batrachian?
#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

less person more frog

#monsterdon

"It's a long story..." that can probably be told in about 1 minute.

#Monsterdon

The Frogs cut the line!!!!

#monsterdon

Yay! It’s a 1970s phone!
#monsterdon #frogs

FROGS ATE THE PHONE LINES #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the cousin is back from his trip to Saint-Tropez and is VERY high on cocaine.

What happens next? She gets him out of those wet clothes.

The plot is ludricrous...

#monsterdon
#lebowski

"...it's a long story."
"No, it's really not."

#Monsterdon #Frogs #🐸

Bechdel pass 🐸🐸🐸#frogs1972 #monsterdon

THE FROGS TOOK OUT THE PHONES

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Did they get a discount on statutes?
#Monsterdon

The frogs killed the phones!

#Monsterdon #Frogs

Clint's wife is fully aware she married a rich idiot

#monsterdon

man, Young Sam Elliott is sure Young

#monsterdon

That yellow romper thing is simultaneously too short and too long for her body #monsterdon #frogs1972

Mr. Smith, have you ever seen a gladiator movie?

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

i'm a freelancer frogtographer. #monsterdon

That sister is danger Smith, danger...

#monsterdon

Oh I can practically see the big yellow exclamation point over this quest giver's head.
#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Michael has a man purse
#monsterdon

Frogs are doing the best acting so far and it isn't close #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

#Frogs 🐸 🐸🐸 🐸
🐍 🕷️ 🕸️ 🦎 🐊🐢 🐸 🐸💀

🐸 NATURE NOIR TRIVIA 🐸 🐸 🐸 💀

Olds will recognize Joan Van Ark, in her first movie here. She would later be on major 70s shows Dallas and Knots Landing.

lots of water so far in this movie. i hope we all visited the restroom before we started. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Judgey…. Frogs.

One of these main characters is not wearing pants

Wait I take that back - many of these main characters are not wearing pants. Just one among them is human.

#Monsterdon

Yeah, get some dry clothes. Wouldn't want you to

CROAK

#Monsterdon #YouKnewItWasComing

RibbitRIBBIT
RibbitRIBBIT
RibbitRIBBIT
RibbitRIBBIT
RibbitRIBBIT

yes hehehe YES

#Monsterdon

Dare you venture into these haunted woods?
#Monsterdon #frogs1972

Such froggies, love to hear it

#monsterdon

If I was Smith I would be running like Timothee Chamalet should be running from that awful real life rich family

#monsterdon

@wohali give the frogs a break, those statues are really heavy for a lil amphibian

#monsterdon

@Taweret No, those frogs are the extras from the movie Empire of the Ants

#monsterdon

Oh no! Spanish moss! #Monsterdon

so many frogs and not a camera.
#monsterdon

Hey - that was a TOAD! Bait and switch!!! #monsterdon

Not looking at all these frogs! Forget it, movie, you won't get me

#Monsterdon

I suspect we're gonna have a lot of frog footage padding.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

So far these people look very nondescript and 70s.
#Monsterdon #Frogs1972