I hear frogs. OH, there they are....all happy and shit, just croaking away. #Monsterdon

Just a friendly invitation!

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why are you touching me #monsterdon

The frogs are definitely judging.

#monsterdon

When does the sweet sweet murder start 🐸🐸🐸#monsterdon

the frogs are judging fast boat beer man, I can tell

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THE TITULAR FROGS! 🐸 🐸 🐸

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ah the angry frogs are talking to each other, plotting...

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#frogs1972

*ominous croaking

#Monsterdon

FORGS

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Ah, the evil cripple trope.

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FROGS!

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Okay, that's plausible sibling behavior. Though moreso if they were younger.

#frogs #monsterdon

Sam doesn't look right with his mustache.

#Monsterdon

FROOOOGS!!!!

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Is this guy a Bond villain or something?
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clint sprocket? of the dipshit mcsprockets?

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Congrats on every single (human) character in this movie for egregiously not paying attention so we could have something to seed a plot

...maybe

#Monsterdon

Clint ROCKET?!??!?!?!

Of Team ROCKET?!?!?!

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"Look, I'm sorry. I'm a stupid asshole, it's that kind of a movie!" #Monsterdon

watch out, Clint's coming back for a second pass!

#Monsterdon

I can't believe this movie shows the uber-wealthy as thoughtless, obnoxious creeps and... oh #Monsterdon

Moral of the story: Don't f*** with Sam Elliot. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon remember kids: even if you cause a maritime accident, *stay at the scene and render assistance* <3

At least he didn't hit-and-speedboat.

#Monsterdon

Canoe meet douchecanoe! #monsterdon

This Birds and Garbage coffee table book he's working on is going to sell a billion copies. #monsterdon

nice going "Clint" #monsterdon

UGH they should have called this movie Pelican if they wanted to be really scary #monsterdon

Now ya did it!

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I don’t know anything about this movie other than the name but the first five minutes tell me that there’s some toxic contamination thing going on creating monster frogs and that guy is going to find out about it and be a whistleblower #monsterdon

#monsterdon Do you get the impression movies of this era had a segment that was designed to let people filter into the theater and sit down without missing anything important, rather than be the relief after 25 minutes of commercials, trailers, and warnings? 6_6

Bad boating ideas brought to you by Budweiser.

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Boat Canoe fight in 3..2..1 #monsterdon

Clint is such a cunt

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see how they cut from a canoe to a speedboat? that's called CONTRAST
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Don't drink and motorboat y'all... seriously.

#Monsterdon

And now we're doin burnouts in a boat. OK. No dialogue yet #monsterdon

and cut to a speedboat #monsterdon

YES ANTAGONISTS

DRUNK ANTAGONISTS

...

GET 'IM!

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Daffy noo! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Look, we're not saying anything about the quality of the filmography here, this just happened to be the freeze frame your credit wound up on okay?

See, they put all the credits up front so they can cut to black right at the end rather than have an actual ending to the movie. #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne this is bullshit, I riot

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#monsterdon "Boats by Glastron Boat"

boat varnish by boatal tote

Why does it sound like his canoe has an ENGINE??? Like, a Jeep?

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THIS PLASTIC BAG WAS PUT HERE BY

Executive Producer
Some Guy
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It's not a James Bond opener, but I like to think it's setting the scene

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I am already pissed off in favor of the frogs are we aren't past the credits.

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#frogs1972

john, speak. someone, speak. seriously, anyone. someone. SAY SOMETHING

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

I'm not going to recognize Sam Elliot without facial hair so can someone point him out?

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I don't understand why everyone calls this an eco-thriller. Seems like it's a regular swamp, to me. Clean, no trash in sight. 🙃

#Monsterdon

there was someone SUPERVISING this music?? #monsterdon

I bet a hundred bucks this movie is setting up a “humans are the actual monsters” situation #monsterdon

the pollution shots foreground the theme #monsterdon

Les Baxter, who scored over 250 films.

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FINALLY, evidence that Sam Elliot was once young and moustacheless. #monsterdon

#monsterdon pretty sure that wasn't the product placement Coca-Cola had in mind 🤣

Man has entered the forest.

#monsterdon

Who doesn’t love a movie starring reptiles and amphibians? #monsterdon

David Not-anbourough.

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

#Frogs 🐸 🐸🐸 🐸
🐍 🕷️ 🕸️ 🦎 🐊🐢 🐸 🐸💀

🐸 NATURE NOIR TRIVIA 🐸 🐸 🐸 💀

Many Monsterdonians have previously discussed the expectation to see more death by quicksand. You may have noticed that the Frogs trailer did have a quicksand scene, but, sorry bad news, it was CUT FROM THE MOVIE!!!

Somewhere an Italian in a racist Indian getup is crying about this. #Monsterdon

I don't know why frogs got top billing, there are already a lot of snakes in this movie. This is snake minimalization.
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#Monsterdon 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 😱

Honestly this movie could just keep showing photo stills of different reptiles and amphibians and I would be AOK

whup, somebody leaned the swamp, better right it before it all drains out

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

The snapshots as stills for the credits is kind of a cute idea #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon i like this thing they're doing where he takes a wildlife photo and then they show some credits over the photo

it's clever

Are they shooting the title cards in real time? How'd they hang up the text? #monsterdon

that's...quite the sting. someone's having fun with the stock SFX library. #monsterdon

Ominous quotes on “Clint” #monsterdon

I think I downloaded #Reptiles accidentally.

#Monsterdon #Frogs

FROGS #monsterdon

paper, coke can, paper, dead baby, coke can...

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LMAO title jumpscare

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Hey, that's not a frog.

#Monsterdon #Frogs

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Frog: negative
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54321...

Press Play

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Those frogs better step up their game! So far I thinks its a near shut-out game loss to the sneks! Only 8 more minutes to go team frog!

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Dang guys, just leave his grumpy ass already!

It ain't like he's got time, nor his lawyer on the line, to change his will before the end. :eyethink:

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#Monsterdon watched a 🎬 movie called "Frogs" from 1972 tonight and had to make it clear so no one would watch the wrong "Frogs" movie tonight.

The one we watched had a young Sam Elliot without a mustache who Scott Bakula looks a lot like when he was younger.

The other one is a sequel to a movie called "Frog".

Just a few days ago, @RickiTarr posted that the movie "Jaws" must have been the sequel to a movie called "Jaw". Frogs, Jaws, Frog, Frogs.

🐸 🐸🐸🐸,🦈s,🐸, 🐸 🐸 🐸🐸

I love weird patterns.

I never had any commercials on Pluto. Is that normal? #Monsterdon

1) "Oh noes lizards cut my boat line. I'm stranded off on the mainland! I must jump into alligator infested water to get meh boat!"

2) Jumps into alligator infested water, gets taken out by a snake. :eyethink:

#monsterdon

So, that plot was mild enough to keep up a good steady live-tooting. And had Sam Elliot! So thanks, @Taweret, @Cherizilla and co, for another fun evening of #Monsterdon.

Leeches ! she don't need no stinking leeches !

Badgers on the other hand.. Badgers would be nice companions walking through that swamp..

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Wow #Monsterdon is still going, this must be an unusually long one! Sorry I missed this one (I do love a good frog photo), phone call with my mom ran late.

@axoaxonic

And difficult, because most don't have this "plot" thing you speak of.

#Monsterdon

That lizard seems to be quite knowledgeable when it comes to chemistry.

Then again maybe not - it doesn't seem to be in a hurry to get out of the greenhouse, nor is it sporting the correct lab safety gear, so...

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Damn it. I'm going to have to set up a #monsterdon specific account. My server cannot keep up. I got distracted by bookkeeping and taxes and can now only download the last half hour of posts from anyone 😂

All was not silent, not even a mouse. I mean, seriously the people seem to be the only mammals left. I call that, a clue 🧩
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Classic Elliot Gould over-enunciation right off the bat. Nice. #monsterdon

I know I'm in the minority here of disliking creepy crawlies, so I looked away for pretty much all the animal footage. But even if I had been paying close attention, I would have been unsettled and disgusted, *NOT* scared

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