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Pickett, what a distinctly Southern name

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Loving the Judgement Frogs, just watching, croaking....and JUDGING

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#monsterdon Shooting a snake inside is absurd. Was that even a poisonous snake?!

"Met some good people."

Not including you or your family in that, of course... #Monsterdon

@Taweret as soon as the frogs get a gun

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you know that if you do that one "i am very mad" mouth thing, curling your lips back up against your teeth that the guy did when he said "listen to me" while forcing her hand to stop her from brushing her hair, that you are fucking up #monsterdon

Haha! Clint tried to get out of bed dramatically but had to pull a double hitch because he’s got no core strength. #Monsterdon

"Shouldn't your wife come first?"

She's lucky if she comes at all.

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this house is filled with...peculiar non-native hunting trophies #monsterdon

No, your wife should not come first.

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"Shouldn't your wife come first" *COUGH* #Monsterdon #Frogs

Who’s gonna lick the first frog #monsterdon

The nice thing about #Monsterdon and #HashTagGames is that you don’t have to be a full participant to enjoy a lot of fun toots from folks.

grandpa just has all the aimbots on, shooting from the hip from a wheelchair without even pretending to line up a shot. watch out fronks you are up against someone who is hacking!!!!! #monsterdon

Those frogs are like the squirrels poking at our windows once the peanuts run out.

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#Monsterdon “This is where we part company.” **eeeerrrppp kersplaaaash. Die old man. Diiiie.

is all this stuff the grandpa is saying just a metaphor for racism

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A small point about how guns and bullets work. That bullet did not stop at the snake's head. There's now a hole in the wall or ceiling, too.

This man has clearly never fired a gun.
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@riedlr "cook it up in the hot-air popcorn popper!" #monsterdon

What happened to dinner?

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you know just showing the audience footage of a toad sitting there minding its business isn't menacing right?

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He shot the snake and not one bit of glass from the chandelier was touched. Dang, grandpa, I'm impressed. #Monsterdon

NO SHOOTING IN THE HOUSE

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FROG THEIR ASSES! #monsterdon

SHOT THAT SNAKE DEAD STIFF #monsterdon

Lol, frogs throwing themselves at the windows. #monsterdon #frogs

I'm sure glad no snake blood got sprayed all over the table, got to keep the joint classy y'know

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Yeah that's definitely florida, white man in a wheel chair stays strapped #monsterdon

Why would you shoot a snake with a gun, especially indoors, wtf

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Looks like the frogs are organised, they have generals and tactics.

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Nice shot.

I don't know why the snake sounded like bees, though. #monsterdon

I'll just pull out my snake gun here ...
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8eRmWZWwlvM

@CactuarJoe Are the frogs vampires? I kind of want to frogs to be vampires

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and now we're gonna eat at that table, are we? #monsterdon

Ok it’s DEI - frogs, but also snakes #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 😱

DO NOT SHOOT SNEK

WHY DOES AMBUSH NOODLE SOUND LIKE BEES?!

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Barricade the door! Frogs are trying to get in! #monsterdon #frogs1972

"Let me iiiin, let me iiiin, I have an invitaaaaation" #Monsterdon

Sam Elliot's voice became such a lovely deep baritone later in life. I could listen to older Sam Elliot all day long. Here he's just too young.

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Yeeeah....greeaaat.

(Frogs, please hurry.)

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#Monsterdon I want grandpa to have a stroke right now! Come on! Pop off old man! We got frogs to feed! Frogs to feed!!!

The decor in this place is kinda tacky.
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Frogs allied with the snakes is a good plan

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I think this script is about a slow kill-off of everyone, there is still an hour left

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Sam Elliot pre-stache kind of freaks me out. He looks naked. #monsterdon

Maybelle and the snake have it going on. They are friends. #Monsterdon

Frogs cutting phone lines with tiny scissors designed just for their little hands #monsterdon #frogs1972

Snek in the garden of eat'n.

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That frog looks a LOT like a snake. #Monsterdon #Frogs

There is a disappointing lack of frogs messing people up

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That sure don't look like a frog if I do say so myself.

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Snake chandelier! Fancy. #Monsterdon

I don't understand, why lie?

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Now it wants to be by Tennessee Williams.

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"Is it still dead?" "Like your career? Yes."

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I expect the battletoads invade this party
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"And our dividends will be shot to hell!" Yep, on #TeamFrogs now.

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Oh, the frogs are just helping to enforce EPA regulations on the paper mill!

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We ARE the ugly rich. #monsterdon

Oh no not our dividends! #monsterdon

But Grover IS lying in a ditch somewhere!
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"We ARE the ugly rich!"

HEY, *we* do the riffs, old man! #Monsterdon

Movie make a bit more sense if it was an invasion of South American poison dart frogs. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon buttfrog

"We are the ugly rich!" Well, a little self-knowledge, how nice

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We hop at dusk!!
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When two Black women with names talk to each other about something other than racism…

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#Monsterdon ohno i bet poison guy made the frogs *mad* with all that indiscriminate killin'

Bechdel test: passed?! Don't get to say that often around here #monsterdon

@s20 "take me to the river" #monsterdon

Come on frogs let's do this. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Dead snakes, frogs, birds. When do we get to dead humans?!

The cheap sound effects couldn't be more 70s.

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What the hell was he spraying? Hydrogen Cyanide?

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#Monsterdon It would have been better if the guy in the wet wasn’t actually breathing, before we knew he…wasn’t.

Frogs 1, Humans 0. #Monsterdon

Went camping and forgot his moisturizer. #Monsterdon #Frogs

this is supposed to be frogs, not snakes! #monsterdon

What the hell! I didn't sign up to watch "Snakes"! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon dead guy breathing

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"hang plastic in the trees, we gotta make this creepier AND ecologically unfriendly" #monsterdon

He’s alive! He’s breathing! He’s dead!

The pace of this flic - wow. #Monsterdon

The traditional afternoon snake nap #monsterdon

Grover's slleeping on the job! Drunk prolly. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That dead body is ... breathing

did the frogs get him?

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GOOD. FUCK THAT GUY. #Monsterdon

I can already tell this is a "root for the monsters" movie yeah?

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@riedlr cane toads to be more specific they are invasive #monsterdon

@Lazarou @helianthropy I kind of thought they might be sitting in a six-pack carrier that we couldn't see clearly.

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@diazona@techhub.social @whknott@mastodon.social Don't blame the actors, that's obviously the work of the hair and makeup!

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Speak bad dialog and carry a big stick.

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OH THOSE FROGS

THEY'RE HOPPING MAD #monsterdon

this is the fastest acting poison ever #monsterdon

oi, don't poison the froggos, you jerk. man, humans really deserve everything they get, huh. #monsterdon