OH HOLY SHIT! I forgot what Sam Elliot looked like without a mustache. It's weird.
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Okay, but surely your big house has thick walls and A/C to drown out the frogs?

#frogs #monsterdon

Sponsored by Coca-Cola.

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The paterfamilias looks and acts like a reactionary's image of F.D.R..

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c'mon folks, everything I say is a joke, you don't need to tell me how many exposures are on a 35mm roll of film

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unusual amounts of frog it just happens #monsterdon

OOMPA LOOMPA DIPPITY DOG

I'VE GOT A CURE FOR TOO MANY FROG

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

That stone frog was a normal frog before it saw Megaera!

#Monsterdon #Frogs #🐸

@ricci frogons

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#monsterdon That was a truly enormous concrete frog by the corner of that pool. Is someone going to get whacked with that in the third act?

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so the Crocketts have Black servants and there is a beautiful Black model chick and our dude thinks he upset the family by bringing a *model* to the picnic?

the kids not gone wash their hands? #monsterdon

#monsterdon throwing frogs is not cool

Yeah, Grandpa Hard Ass gotta go.

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Kill, my children, kill. #Monsterdon

So everyone over the age of 18 in this family just day drinks and gets horny?
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Is this movie called "Frogs" because every scene of dialogue is preceded by stock footage of frogs? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon *competing photographers*

whispers to date that’s frogs!

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“Honey we’re surrounded by frog stock footage” #monsterdon

Somehow the frogs are getting the best lines. #monsterdon

THAT’S A TOAD #monsterdon

#monsterdon 15 minutes into Frogs (1972)

the frog death toll: 0

We HAVE established that everyone in the film wants to fuck Sam Elliot though.

The frogs just sit there, judging all of us.

@EricKHoward Having seen what happens when #Monsterdon turns into porn, I'm a little worried

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A big Ribbet to all those joining us for the first time tonight!!

#Frogs 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

Is this whole shirtless conversation a porn setup? #monsterdon

Definitely some "peaked in high school" vibes here #monsterdon

Will he ever get his dry clothes? Tune in next week to find out!
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@EricKHoward Not YET.
#monsterdon #frogs

An interracial couple and a post bath gay flirting scene? I didn't expect Frogs to be progressive.
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@EricKHoward Yes. #Monsterdon

"caught ya looking at my jersey" is amazingly NOT a euphemism?! #monsterdon

@Taweret frogs can be very poisonous and it is my hope that they take that and make the frogs spit acid and stuff #monsterdon

so anyway they're letting him drip water all over this house as he does a bunch of side quests to meet the family first

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*wolf whistle* frog legs aren't the only meat in this picture! #monsterdon

Bella is only surviving this weekend by being stoned as hell

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OF COURSE he was a HS football star #monsterdon

chekov's dead phone line

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frogs are less scary than squirrels even. like I would sooner handle a frog because the squirrel might have rabies or something or it might bite

what's a frog gonna do?

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this house has all the excitement of a funeral parlor. #monsterdon

Was this filmed at the same place as The Beast Must Die? Are we gonna have a Frog Break? Who is the batrachian?
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less person more frog

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"It's a long story..." that can probably be told in about 1 minute.

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The Frogs cut the line!!!!

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Yay! It’s a 1970s phone!
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FROGS ATE THE PHONE LINES #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the cousin is back from his trip to Saint-Tropez and is VERY high on cocaine.

What happens next? She gets him out of those wet clothes.

The plot is ludricrous...

#monsterdon
#lebowski

"...it's a long story."
"No, it's really not."

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Bechdel pass 🐸🐸🐸#frogs1972 #monsterdon

THE FROGS TOOK OUT THE PHONES

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Did they get a discount on statutes?
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The frogs killed the phones!

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Clint's wife is fully aware she married a rich idiot

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man, Young Sam Elliott is sure Young

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That yellow romper thing is simultaneously too short and too long for her body #monsterdon #frogs1972

Mr. Smith, have you ever seen a gladiator movie?

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i'm a freelancer frogtographer. #monsterdon

That sister is danger Smith, danger...

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Oh I can practically see the big yellow exclamation point over this quest giver's head.
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Michael has a man purse
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Frogs are doing the best acting so far and it isn't close #monsterdon

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#Frogs 🐸 🐸🐸 🐸
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🐸 NATURE NOIR TRIVIA 🐸 🐸 🐸 💀

Olds will recognize Joan Van Ark, in her first movie here. She would later be on major 70s shows Dallas and Knots Landing.

#Monsterdon Judgey…. Frogs.

One of these main characters is not wearing pants

Wait I take that back - many of these main characters are not wearing pants. Just one among them is human.

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Yeah, get some dry clothes. Wouldn't want you to

CROAK

#Monsterdon #YouKnewItWasComing

RibbitRIBBIT
RibbitRIBBIT
RibbitRIBBIT
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yes hehehe YES

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Dare you venture into these haunted woods?
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Such froggies, love to hear it

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If I was Smith I would be running like Timothee Chamalet should be running from that awful real life rich family

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@wohali give the frogs a break, those statues are really heavy for a lil amphibian

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@Taweret No, those frogs are the extras from the movie Empire of the Ants

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so many frogs and not a camera.
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Not looking at all these frogs! Forget it, movie, you won't get me

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So far these people look very nondescript and 70s.
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I hear frogs. OH, there they are....all happy and shit, just croaking away. #Monsterdon

Just a friendly invitation!

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why are you touching me #monsterdon

The frogs are definitely judging.

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When does the sweet sweet murder start 🐸🐸🐸#monsterdon

the frogs are judging fast boat beer man, I can tell

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THE TITULAR FROGS! 🐸 🐸 🐸

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ah the angry frogs are talking to each other, plotting...

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#frogs1972

*ominous croaking

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FORGS

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Ah, the evil cripple trope.

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FROGS!

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Okay, that's plausible sibling behavior. Though moreso if they were younger.

#frogs #monsterdon

Sam doesn't look right with his mustache.

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FROOOOGS!!!!

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Is this guy a Bond villain or something?
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clint sprocket? of the dipshit mcsprockets?

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Clint ROCKET?!??!?!?!

Of Team ROCKET?!?!?!

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"Look, I'm sorry. I'm a stupid asshole, it's that kind of a movie!" #Monsterdon

watch out, Clint's coming back for a second pass!

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I can't believe this movie shows the uber-wealthy as thoughtless, obnoxious creeps and... oh #Monsterdon

Moral of the story: Don't f*** with Sam Elliot. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon remember kids: even if you cause a maritime accident, *stay at the scene and render assistance* <3

At least he didn't hit-and-speedboat.

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Canoe meet douchecanoe! #monsterdon