Wait.. so spiders also spin Spanish MOss and toss it onto people?!?! #monsterdon

Is he having sex with the Spanish moss? #Monsterdon

See how quickly Nature works, isn't it marvellous?
Tidy

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Is the tree moss getting in on this. Have we morphed into the Happening.

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#monsterdon #deathbymoss

This man is self-composting himself #monsterdon

This is really a badly dubbed ASMR video. Guy can't stand the sound of spiders walking quietly

#monsterdon

Bonus scorpion!

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

EIGHT LEGGED FROGS is literally Doc Hopper's dream species

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

No, not the moss!!
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That frog has got too many legs

#monsterdon
#Frogs

Oh no! a frog shot him! #monsterdon

did not expect the moss to be killing people, but i guess

#monsterdon

Did...did the dude seriously just shoot himself in the leg?

Yeah put him out of his misery he's too dumb to live #Monsterdon

Did he just shoot himself in the leg?

#Monsterdon

NOW WE GOT SPIDERS

WE WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING BUT THE FROG

#monsterdon

Hey those aren't frogs, they have too many legs.

#Monsterdon

so are the frogs controlling the spiders? is that what's happening?

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Wait what why are there now tarantulas and are we meant to believe that a tarantula grabbed his leg and tripped him?

and they're all in league with killer moss??

How is the Spanish moss attacking #monsterdon

@msh I'm starting to think the frogs are too polite to take care of business for us

Maybe the sneks, but they look bored

#Monsterdon

lol @ the human falling on their gun then being eaten by plants and spiders.....I can think of a couple of real life people who could go like that...

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Awesome. It's like I manifested this! You shouldn't be running with a shotgun, loser.
#Monsterdon

DID YOU JUST SHOOT YOURSELF #monsterdon

wait did he literally shoot himself in the foot I looked away for a second
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...he shot himself in the leg?

#frogs #monsterdon

I feel like this movie just expects you think that nature is scary just in general

#monsterdon

Well, sir, I don't want to spoil your birthday, but you've got a lot of wildlife on this island and none of it is making the right noises. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon why are we beefing with birds in a movie called frogs smh

Slow the plow down, laddies
Slow the plow down.
Wey-hey slow the plot down
#monsterdon

Please do not the crows

#frogs #monsterdon

@diazona @Lazarou It's nice they don't have to work so hard

#monsterdon

I wonder how long this flick is if you take out all the random shots of non-threatening animals. #Monsterdon #Frogs

We are 45 minutes into this "horror" film and only one person has died, OFF CAMERA.
#Monsterdon

Geckos hiss?
#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

The toads and frogs are going to have to get a lot more energetic to pose any sort of horror movie threat here.

#monsterdon

Totally normal for rattle snakes to just sit there, coiled up, shaking their rattler, when absolutely nothing is bothering them.

#Monsterdon

Frankly, the swamp toads seem pretty friendly

Wait -- a rattlesnake in the swamp?

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Why are all the cold blooded animals making the same sound as I do when I get a paper cut? #Monsterdon

gater baby!!! #monsterdon

this is what happens when you make an unpublished 30 minute Twilight Zone episode into a movie

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

You know, it's customary to restrict the Twenty Minutes With Assholes part of your film to twenty actual minutes of movie. Forty is... Pushing it. #Monsterdon

Is anything going to happen? #monsterdon

Lone Michael in a Jeep, that's not gonna end well.

#monsterdon

@Cherizilla Seriously. Why is he still there?!

#Monsterdon

Ah, we've reached the Great White Hunter part of the film. #Monsterdon

yeah go take The Death Jeep out somewhere. #monsterdon

🎶 Hitler has only got one ball 🎶 #monsterdon

Horny, yet so uninteresting. #monsterdon

I love that this is some sort of modified version of the Bridge over the River Kwai march, but not really? i guess to avoid copyright?!?!?!?!

#monsterdon

Why is no one talking about the GUY WHO CROAKED! Ahhhahaha hahaha ha heh <cough>

This movie is giving me nothing to work with

#monsterdon

If those kids were NORMAL 70s kids, they'd be blowing up the frogs with fireworks. #monsterdon

holy cow that dress is incredible

all of Judy Pace's outfits are great

#Monsterdon

Game straight out of the classic book "50 Sports You Can Play While Smoking" #monsterdon

Wow. Clint's hitting on a woman right in front of his wife.

#Monsterdon

sir let go of her arm #monsterdon

LOG is euphemism for PENIS! #monsterdon

Courdoroy envy!

#monsterdon #frogs1972

these are literally the least interesting people ever

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sir, i don't want anything to do with you or your log. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this tune is the jam

Clint stop badgering your twink cousin, ya fucking bully. #Monsterdon

We have another 50 minutes, people.

#monsterdon

okay if this is summertime in the bayou no one would be wearing sleeves let alone a fucking sweater

#monsterdon

Intricate rituals, right? Intricate rituals. #Monsterdon

I feel like kids usually survive these movies? but I'm not sure about this pair, having antagonized the frogs directly…

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The acting quality is on par with 70s porn. I keep thinking they'll flip to some erotic frog scene. #monsterdon

AW C'MON

POUND ME

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

"Why didn't you?"

🥵🥵

#Monsterdon

It’s grandpa’s birthday. Everyone don a kicky neckerchief in celebration! #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow put me back in the desert #monsterdon

Frogs and snakes and lizards oh my! #Monsterdon

But what creaks louder, the floorboards, or the frogs?
#Monsterdon

does he always flirt in his dullest monotone

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i'm actually very into the expansionist definition of frogs meaning just all reptiles and amphibians #monsterdon

Leslie Nielson was in a movie called Day Of The Animals that had a lot more people getting killed by animals.

#monsterdon

"I... nearly came by your room last night."

"Why didn't you?"

Smooth as butter, Sam!!

#Monsterdon

"I nearly came by your room last night."

"Why didn't you?"

"Because this is movie is rated PG."

#Monsterdon

It's hard to get scared of frogs. I mean, a door, a window, a car: all are 100% protection. Unless these frogs have like acid sweat the burns through walls and doors, it's not gonna get me that scared.
#monsterdon

The Martians have landed! Finally something interesting is happening!

#frogs1972 #monsterdon

He's so excited for his birthday he's wearing his navy blue and red polka-dot neckerchief. #monsterdon

Hat judgment: plantation style, not bad for a thicker weave. Decent enough for the screen. #monsterdon

The frogs are playing leapfrog

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"It's just like it was in college" My husband's still bagging all the hot men. #Monsterdon #Frogs

#monsterdon I do like how the frogs seem incredibly put out and disappointed in every shot.

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I want to see frogs now pls

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! #monsterdon

@Cherizilla Yay!! I'd like to thank younger handsomer Sam Elliot for his mention of nature, in a not so preachy way, to close the deal! #monsterdon #Bingo

@allanb right? Even when Sam Elliott isn't playing an old timey western dude, he still gets a character w an old timey western dudes name.

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#Monsterdon
The frogs are so adorable!
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Excitement! In this movie!? Don't tease. #Monsterdon #Frogs

Is Grandpa Uncle Sam?!?! #monsterdon

THERE'S A WHOLE LOTTA SITTING AROUND TALKING IN THIS MOVIE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT FROGS RUN AMOK.
#Monsterdon

The same frog footage every single time #monsterdon

The High Council of the Frog Alliance debates long into the night. A formal declaration of war will arrive in the morning, with troops mustering for roll call. #Monsterdon

Joan tried FLIRT. It's... not very effective. #monsterdon

@allanb it's what you do if you have a booger #monsterdon

BUDGET ISLA NUBLAR! #monsterdon

*frogging intensifies*
#monsterdon

young sam elliott is just tooooo much like scott bakula and this is the scariest thing in this movie so far

#monsterdon