Who’s gonna lick the first frog #monsterdon

The nice thing about #Monsterdon and #HashTagGames is that you don’t have to be a full participant to enjoy a lot of fun toots from folks.

grandpa just has all the aimbots on, shooting from the hip from a wheelchair without even pretending to line up a shot. watch out fronks you are up against someone who is hacking!!!!! #monsterdon

Those frogs are like the squirrels poking at our windows once the peanuts run out.

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#Monsterdon “This is where we part company.” **eeeerrrppp kersplaaaash. Die old man. Diiiie.

is all this stuff the grandpa is saying just a metaphor for racism

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A small point about how guns and bullets work. That bullet did not stop at the snake's head. There's now a hole in the wall or ceiling, too.

This man has clearly never fired a gun.
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@riedlr "cook it up in the hot-air popcorn popper!" #monsterdon

What happened to dinner?

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you know just showing the audience footage of a toad sitting there minding its business isn't menacing right?

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He shot the snake and not one bit of glass from the chandelier was touched. Dang, grandpa, I'm impressed. #Monsterdon

NO SHOOTING IN THE HOUSE

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FROG THEIR ASSES! #monsterdon

SHOT THAT SNAKE DEAD STIFF #monsterdon

Lol, frogs throwing themselves at the windows. #monsterdon #frogs

I'm sure glad no snake blood got sprayed all over the table, got to keep the joint classy y'know

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Yeah that's definitely florida, white man in a wheel chair stays strapped #monsterdon

Why would you shoot a snake with a gun, especially indoors, wtf

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Looks like the frogs are organised, they have generals and tactics.

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Nice shot.

I don't know why the snake sounded like bees, though. #monsterdon

I'll just pull out my snake gun here ...
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8eRmWZWwlvM

@CactuarJoe Are the frogs vampires? I kind of want to frogs to be vampires

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and now we're gonna eat at that table, are we? #monsterdon

Ok it’s DEI - frogs, but also snakes #monsterdon

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DO NOT SHOOT SNEK

WHY DOES AMBUSH NOODLE SOUND LIKE BEES?!

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Barricade the door! Frogs are trying to get in! #monsterdon #frogs1972

"Let me iiiin, let me iiiin, I have an invitaaaaation" #Monsterdon

Sam Elliot's voice became such a lovely deep baritone later in life. I could listen to older Sam Elliot all day long. Here he's just too young.

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Yeeeah....greeaaat.

(Frogs, please hurry.)

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#Monsterdon I want grandpa to have a stroke right now! Come on! Pop off old man! We got frogs to feed! Frogs to feed!!!

The decor in this place is kinda tacky.
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I think this script is about a slow kill-off of everyone, there is still an hour left

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Frogs allied with the snakes is a good plan

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Sam Elliot pre-stache kind of freaks me out. He looks naked. #monsterdon

Maybelle and the snake have it going on. They are friends. #Monsterdon

Frogs cutting phone lines with tiny scissors designed just for their little hands #monsterdon #frogs1972

Snek in the garden of eat'n.

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That frog looks a LOT like a snake. #Monsterdon #Frogs

There is a disappointing lack of frogs messing people up

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That sure don't look like a frog if I do say so myself.

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Snake chandelier! Fancy. #Monsterdon

I don't understand, why lie?

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Now it wants to be by Tennessee Williams.

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I expect the battletoads invade this party
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"And our dividends will be shot to hell!" Yep, on #TeamFrogs now.

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Oh, the frogs are just helping to enforce EPA regulations on the paper mill!

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We ARE the ugly rich. #monsterdon

Oh no not our dividends! #monsterdon

But Grover IS lying in a ditch somewhere!
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"We ARE the ugly rich!"

HEY, *we* do the riffs, old man! #Monsterdon

Movie make a bit more sense if it was an invasion of South American poison dart frogs. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon buttfrog

"We are the ugly rich!" Well, a little self-knowledge, how nice

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We hop at dusk!!
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When two Black women with names talk to each other about something other than racism…

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#Monsterdon ohno i bet poison guy made the frogs *mad* with all that indiscriminate killin'

@s20 "take me to the river" #monsterdon

Come on frogs let's do this. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Dead snakes, frogs, birds. When do we get to dead humans?!

The cheap sound effects couldn't be more 70s.

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What the hell was he spraying? Hydrogen Cyanide?

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#Monsterdon It would have been better if the guy in the wet wasn’t actually breathing, before we knew he…wasn’t.

Frogs 1, Humans 0. #Monsterdon

Went camping and forgot his moisturizer. #Monsterdon #Frogs

this is supposed to be frogs, not snakes! #monsterdon

What the hell! I didn't sign up to watch "Snakes"! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon dead guy breathing

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"hang plastic in the trees, we gotta make this creepier AND ecologically unfriendly" #monsterdon

Grover's slleeping on the job! Drunk prolly. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That dead body is ... breathing

did the frogs get him?

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GOOD. FUCK THAT GUY. #Monsterdon

I can already tell this is a "root for the monsters" movie yeah?

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@riedlr cane toads to be more specific they are invasive #monsterdon

@Lazarou @helianthropy I kind of thought they might be sitting in a six-pack carrier that we couldn't see clearly.

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@diazona@techhub.social @whknott@mastodon.social Don't blame the actors, that's obviously the work of the hair and makeup!

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Speak bad dialog and carry a big stick.

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OH THOSE FROGS

THEY'RE HOPPING MAD #monsterdon

this is the fastest acting poison ever #monsterdon

oi, don't poison the froggos, you jerk. man, humans really deserve everything they get, huh. #monsterdon

The old guy inflects every sentence like he's asking you about your piercing. #monsterdon

Sam Elliott's stage presence is incredible in this

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Sam's packed tight in denim casing. #Monsterdon

Are all these frog clips supposed to feel like foreshadowing? Because each one makes me go “Eee!!! Cute froggy!!!” #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I was honestly not expecting "we need to get rid of the frogs" was going to be a part of this until AFTER some kind of horrifying frog attack.

Who spells out AWOL?!? LOL #monsterdon

What is that in his pocket?
A frog detector?

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They are plotting. Duke frogge standing upon his toadies.
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Okay, those are totally toads. I'll sue for false advertising. #monsterdon

#monsterdon If this was a better movie, that frog would've exploded like a grenade when it landed.

Builds mansion in the swamp then complains about frog noise....#monsterdon

With all this technology and all my money we can't invest in EARPLUGS WOW WHAT A THOUGHT

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brave decor to have the buttplug as a centrepiece

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#monsterdon get Jenny some noise cancelling headphones and problem solved

"I have a resort property AND I NEED FROGS GONE!" #monsterdon

OH HOLY SHIT! I forgot what Sam Elliot looked like without a mustache. It's weird.
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