Is the tree moss getting in on this. Have we morphed into the Happening.

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#monsterdon #deathbymoss

This man is self-composting himself #monsterdon

This is really a badly dubbed ASMR video. Guy can't stand the sound of spiders walking quietly

#monsterdon

Bonus scorpion!

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

EIGHT LEGGED FROGS is literally Doc Hopper's dream species

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

No, not the moss!!
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did not expect the moss to be killing people, but i guess

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Did he just shoot himself in the leg?

#Monsterdon

NOW WE GOT SPIDERS

WE WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING BUT THE FROG

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Hey those aren't frogs, they have too many legs.

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so are the frogs controlling the spiders? is that what's happening?

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Wait what why are there now tarantulas and are we meant to believe that a tarantula grabbed his leg and tripped him?

and they're all in league with killer moss??

How is the Spanish moss attacking #monsterdon

@msh I'm starting to think the frogs are too polite to take care of business for us

Maybe the sneks, but they look bored

#Monsterdon

lol @ the human falling on their gun then being eaten by plants and spiders.....I can think of a couple of real life people who could go like that...

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DID YOU JUST SHOOT YOURSELF #monsterdon

wait did he literally shoot himself in the foot I looked away for a second
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...he shot himself in the leg?

#frogs #monsterdon

I feel like this movie just expects you think that nature is scary just in general

#monsterdon

Well, sir, I don't want to spoil your birthday, but you've got a lot of wildlife on this island and none of it is making the right noises. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon why are we beefing with birds in a movie called frogs smh

Slow the plow down, laddies
Slow the plow down.
Wey-hey slow the plot down
#monsterdon

Please do not the crows

#frogs #monsterdon

We are 45 minutes into this "horror" film and only one person has died, OFF CAMERA.
#Monsterdon

@diazona @Lazarou It's nice they don't have to work so hard

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I wonder how long this flick is if you take out all the random shots of non-threatening animals. #Monsterdon #Frogs

Geckos hiss?
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The toads and frogs are going to have to get a lot more energetic to pose any sort of horror movie threat here.

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Totally normal for rattle snakes to just sit there, coiled up, shaking their rattler, when absolutely nothing is bothering them.

#Monsterdon

Frankly, the swamp toads seem pretty friendly

Wait -- a rattlesnake in the swamp?

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Why are all the cold blooded animals making the same sound as I do when I get a paper cut? #Monsterdon

gater baby!!! #monsterdon

this is what happens when you make an unpublished 30 minute Twilight Zone episode into a movie

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

You know, it's customary to restrict the Twenty Minutes With Assholes part of your film to twenty actual minutes of movie. Forty is... Pushing it. #Monsterdon

Is anything going to happen? #monsterdon

Lone Michael in a Jeep, that's not gonna end well.

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@Cherizilla Seriously. Why is he still there?!

#Monsterdon

Ah, we've reached the Great White Hunter part of the film. #Monsterdon

yeah go take The Death Jeep out somewhere. #monsterdon

🎶 Hitler has only got one ball 🎶 #monsterdon

Horny, yet so uninteresting. #monsterdon

I love that this is some sort of modified version of the Bridge over the River Kwai march, but not really? i guess to avoid copyright?!?!?!?!

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Why is no one talking about the GUY WHO CROAKED! Ahhhahaha hahaha ha heh <cough>

This movie is giving me nothing to work with

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If those kids were NORMAL 70s kids, they'd be blowing up the frogs with fireworks. #monsterdon

holy cow that dress is incredible

all of Judy Pace's outfits are great

#Monsterdon

Game straight out of the classic book "50 Sports You Can Play While Smoking" #monsterdon

sir let go of her arm #monsterdon

LOG is euphemism for PENIS! #monsterdon

Courdoroy envy!

#monsterdon #frogs1972

these are literally the least interesting people ever

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sir, i don't want anything to do with you or your log. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this tune is the jam

Clint stop badgering your twink cousin, ya fucking bully. #Monsterdon

We have another 50 minutes, people.

#monsterdon

okay if this is summertime in the bayou no one would be wearing sleeves let alone a fucking sweater

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Intricate rituals, right? Intricate rituals. #Monsterdon

I feel like kids usually survive these movies? but I'm not sure about this pair, having antagonized the frogs directly…

#monsterdon

The acting quality is on par with 70s porn. I keep thinking they'll flip to some erotic frog scene. #monsterdon

AW C'MON

POUND ME

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

"Why didn't you?"

🥵🥵

#Monsterdon

It’s grandpa’s birthday. Everyone don a kicky neckerchief in celebration! #monsterdon

Frogs and snakes and lizards oh my! #Monsterdon

But what creaks louder, the floorboards, or the frogs?
#Monsterdon

does he always flirt in his dullest monotone

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i'm actually very into the expansionist definition of frogs meaning just all reptiles and amphibians #monsterdon

Leslie Nielson was in a movie called Day Of The Animals that had a lot more people getting killed by animals.

#monsterdon

"I... nearly came by your room last night."

"Why didn't you?"

Smooth as butter, Sam!!

#Monsterdon

"I nearly came by your room last night."

"Why didn't you?"

"Because this is movie is rated PG."

#Monsterdon

It's hard to get scared of frogs. I mean, a door, a window, a car: all are 100% protection. Unless these frogs have like acid sweat the burns through walls and doors, it's not gonna get me that scared.
#monsterdon

The Martians have landed! Finally something interesting is happening!

#frogs1972 #monsterdon

He's so excited for his birthday he's wearing his navy blue and red polka-dot neckerchief. #monsterdon

Hat judgment: plantation style, not bad for a thicker weave. Decent enough for the screen. #monsterdon

The frogs are playing leapfrog

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"It's just like it was in college" My husband's still bagging all the hot men. #Monsterdon #Frogs

#monsterdon I do like how the frogs seem incredibly put out and disappointed in every shot.

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I want to see frogs now pls

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! #monsterdon

@Cherizilla Yay!! I'd like to thank younger handsomer Sam Elliot for his mention of nature, in a not so preachy way, to close the deal! #monsterdon #Bingo

@allanb right? Even when Sam Elliott isn't playing an old timey western dude, he still gets a character w an old timey western dudes name.

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#Monsterdon
The frogs are so adorable!
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Excitement! In this movie!? Don't tease. #Monsterdon #Frogs

Is Grandpa Uncle Sam?!?! #monsterdon

The same frog footage every single time #monsterdon

The High Council of the Frog Alliance debates long into the night. A formal declaration of war will arrive in the morning, with troops mustering for roll call. #Monsterdon

Joan tried FLIRT. It's... not very effective. #monsterdon

@allanb it's what you do if you have a booger #monsterdon

BUDGET ISLA NUBLAR! #monsterdon

*frogging intensifies*
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young sam elliott is just tooooo much like scott bakula and this is the scariest thing in this movie so far

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Pickett, what a distinctly Southern name

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#monsterdon Shooting a snake inside is absurd. Was that even a poisonous snake?!

"Met some good people."

Not including you or your family in that, of course... #Monsterdon

@Taweret as soon as the frogs get a gun

#monsterdon

you know that if you do that one "i am very mad" mouth thing, curling your lips back up against your teeth that the guy did when he said "listen to me" while forcing her hand to stop her from brushing her hair, that you are fucking up #monsterdon

Haha! Clint tried to get out of bed dramatically but had to pull a double hitch because he’s got no core strength. #Monsterdon

"Shouldn't your wife come first?"

She's lucky if she comes at all.

#monsterdon

this house is filled with...peculiar non-native hunting trophies #monsterdon

"Shouldn't your wife come first" *COUGH* #Monsterdon #Frogs