Is this #Monsterdon or Mosstodon????

Et tu mighty monarch?
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This was amazing acting. #monsterdon

Baby gators so cute!!!

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What if... Sam Elliott is actually a FROG?!

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Honestly it's a surprise it took this long for alligators to show up.

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@jonny It all makes sense now. I take back, like, 50% of my snark #monsterdon

@bstacey Literally nothing

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I have the sudden urge to throw a BBQ for my backyard guests.
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Oh no, I'm! wait, this is just moss

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Every one of these death scenes is unintentionally hilarious, it's like they're all trying to kill themselves early to get off this shoot

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Daffy old redhead gets it in 5 4 3..

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@cienmilojos he's the biggest, baddest and brownest though! General Frog! #monsterdon

Do it! Come on butterflies!

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The frogs know the frosting attracts flies.

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@whknott the toads are absolutely the bosses of the other reptiles and amphibians, that is why they are all called frogs!!!!! #monsterdon

Joan Van Ark’s blouse is pure doodle art.
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How tf did the writers pitch this pos, and how fucked up was the producer they ptiched it to?

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@wohali what if he actually did kill them and this is all unreliable narrator stuff #monsterdon

how can this little be happening and you still call it a movie?

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People: 1 (the snek)
Frogs: 0
Not frogs: 3

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frogs on american flag cake... now that.... is cinema..... #monsterdon

#monsterdon frog on the cake

as pix iated not a word that's easy to pronounce when frogs are poised to jump on your 4th of July cake

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Dat god-durn bullfrog's-a ruinin' our PATRIOTIC SHEET CAKE, dagnabbit!

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#monsterdon frogs on the cake is pretty funny

The frogs have food opinions

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Lol dream job, throwing a frog onto a heavily frosted American flag cake

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I'm counting the greenhouse sequence for SNEAK ATTACK on my #MonsterdonBingo card

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Toad on the cake!? Now you've gone too far movie. #Monsterdon #Frogs

@EricKHoward The frogs probably arranged for them to be there years ago

(I'm hoping, otherwise this is a real disappointment)

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Cake with frogs

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well so much for the poison collection :( #monsterdon

He isn’t dead, he totally blinked #monsterdon

He's dead!

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“It’s my birthday and we will continue to celebrate until there is no one left to do the celebrating.” #monsterdon

How’d they know it was human only poison? #Monsterdon

Frog commander like, "The Alliances' tactical plans proceed apace." #Monsterdon

@steggy We're just saying the other lizard locked the door

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Ya know, I’m beginning to think this movie isn’t about frogs at ALL!
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"General, the Animal Kingdom has The Bomb!"

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death by tiny lizard kisses #monsterdon

I just love the gecko's facial expression as it dangles from the shelf

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oooh the macro shots are fun

mlem
mlem
mlem
🦎

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Litter's not so much fun any more, is it asshole?
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Lmfao are those anoles on him along with the geckos

Now imagining an anole doing triumphant push-ups on the body of his fallen foe.

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Who could have anticipated that keeping bottles of POISON among your orchids could have had unpleasant consequences? #monsterdon

why, is that a poison gas cloud? I better walk into it! #monsterdon

oh no! A jar of smoke!

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#Monsterdon OH MY, KILLER LIZARD WITH POISON THAT TURNS INTO TOXIC GAS

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WHY IS IT CALLED FROGS

Bahahahaha gently exfoliated by geckos #monsterdon

That lizard is a cat! It's knocking stuff off of all the shelves! #Monsterdon

Poisons and acids line the shelves of every greenhouse

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Oh, so lizards are like cats: see item on shelf, push it off #Monsterdon

All lizard parts in this scene were played by cats.

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That lizard knocking jars off the shelf like :D

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Unfortunately the reptiles never signed the Geneva accords on chemical weaponry #monsterdon

🤣 you just wouldn’t have thought it’d be difficult to escape from dead grass, would you?
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I, too, keep bottles of poison in my greenhouse.

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Geck his ass! #frogs1972 #monsterdon

I wonder what the frogs are up to

oh, there they are. still just sitting there

just sitting there 50 minutes into the movie

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I feel like we're straying from the "FROGS!" theme here. #monsterdon

What now? Man eating plants in the green house?
Oh just lots of geckos. And a lizard that can close a door?
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Haha! The lizard closed the door behind itself.

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Oh, are the butterflies going to score a kill before the frogs get one? #monsterdon

"Of course I closed the door. I'm not an animal."

-- Lizard

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How did the lizard close the door? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm sorry I've lost the plot. I forget what they are doing at the estate. They're getting ready for something but there's just a dozen of them

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Did that monitor lizard just close the door behind her?

so is the idea of the movie that if deaths are random enough, everything becomes scary because you have no idea what's killing everyone

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There haven't even been _that_ many frogs so far

we had waaaaay more rats in that one dracula movie or something, and spiders in the other spider movie

where's the biblical flood wall of frogs at 😩
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This island is actually my idea of paradise. As it is, I mean, without the Crockett occupiers.

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i really like all the scenes of various frogs and lizards just hanging out with no scary music, just sleepy critters

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Insurance commercial in 3...2...1... #monsterdon

#monsterdon There are a lot of cute but clearly upset reptiles in this film.

Those frogs, always watching, always knowing, always plotting...

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#Monsterdon not the butterflies now??

I think the red pants soaked up all the blood that's supposed to be in this film #monsterdon

"my new bean-bag punch!" uh. huh. #monsterdon

#monsterdon ...I have no idea what is happening in this scene. The teen took a potshot at couple of birds for no apparent reason, ran through the swamp for a bit, tripped and shot himself in the shin... and now he's being attacked by two spiders, a scorpion, and falling moss..? Is the moss supposed to be spider webbing or something?

So far the frogs are like the only critters who haven't dispatched a human yet...what are they the bosses who won't get their hands dirty or something? #Monsterdon

@RobotDiver state of insanity #monsterdon

Also, GOD DAMN IT FROGS GET OUT THERE AND COMMIT A MURDER! #monsterdon

FX guy really, really loves atonal stuff on his ARP 2600.

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as usual i have no idea who any of the men are in this movie #monsterdon

YES STAB HIM

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Kenneth. RED pants?? Are you sure??

A new kingdom of animals has entered the war. #Monsterdon #Frogs1972

welcome to this week's episode of sam elliott: corpse finder

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The dry moss is in on it too!

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Are they covering him with the Spanish moss? What... even? Look, I know it looks creepy to outsiders, but in the rural South, no one is afraid of the moss.

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OMG the scorpions and spiders have allied with the frogs and the snakes oh and the moss too

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Also, what state is this? My reptiles and amphibians feel deeply confused

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That was the dumbest death I’ve ever watched. #Monsterdon

Killer vines? What? #monsterdon

...scorpion? what?

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Oh, this is some Roger Corman Galaxy of Terror vibes!

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haha a scorpion, where exactly are we?

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Wait.. so spiders also spin Spanish MOss and toss it onto people?!?! #monsterdon

Is he having sex with the Spanish moss? #Monsterdon