Gas pumps! You know what that means! 🔥
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Manatee attack in 3...2...1 #monsterdon

It would be nice if the smart black people lived. But this is the 1970s. I have my doubts. #monsterdon

My God. His psychopathy is way too on the nose. #Monsterdon

Mr. Crockett is killing everyone and blaming the frogs. It's all been a ruse, and he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling frogs!
#Monsterdon

Model lady and pals OUT
They better make it, that was the best part of the movie so far #monsterdon

Once the POC are evacuated, we can enjoy the slaughter.

#monsterdon

Here’s an idea: everybody leaves Mr. Crockett behind to be frogonized and we’re happy! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon quicksand?

#Monsterdon I need to kill Mr. Crockett with my bare hands. Then chop the body into little bitty pieces. Feed those frogs.

stop throwing the toads

#monsterdon

Bella basically just said, "You might not have heard about it, but you're not slaves anymore."

#Monsterdon

@ohiofi devil girl is appropriate for all occasions #monsterdon

@ohiofi I love that the Devil Girl smirking has become a recurring #Monsterdon icon

WE MUST ALL GO TOGETHER WHEN WE GO

#monsterdon #frogs

OMG seriously everyone get out and leave the old guy to the frogs

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I think she just emancipation proclamationed these mo-fos and good for her it's about time

#monsterdon and now Iris is done for, and as I'm typing this the weird great-uncle dude just started wrestling a gator and I'm just going to call him done for too, now.

Current Tally for the movie "Frogs" (1972):

Frogs (unconfirmed, maybe sneks): 1
Spiders (shooting a man): 1
Giant gila monster from the movie "The Giant Gila Monster" (in the shed, with a poison bottle): 1
Snakes🤝leeches: 1
Gators: 1

(edit: Now in order)

Oh just leave the old fuck there by himself.

#monsterdon

Two corpses isn't one small crisis. It's at least two #monsterdon

Oh, Mr Crocket is a frog? (Since he controls people)

#frogs #monsterdon

You want to run just because everyone is dying?! You're unloyal!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon perhaps the movie is called frogs because they're going to be the only ones left once this is all over

Oh oh he is about to drop the n word.

#monsterdon

Old Guy: Karen ... and everybody ...
Everybody: Oh cool, we made the list.

#monsterdon

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OK I just realized they are on an island.

I thought they were just on the coast or something.

@jonny It's like that old thing about mud-wrestling a pig

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"Tow the canoe? Fuck the canoe, buddy "

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@joewynne so they're coming for me, specifically? #monsterdon

what is going on with this headache guy, is he supposed to be very drunk? #monsterdon

They have to evacuate the island before the killer crabs arrive #monsterdon

Relatable.

I too, won't let anyone cancel my birthday.

#Monsterdon

been hit by a snake? call 555-1212, personal injury lawyers are standing by now

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

#monsterdon "The old lady's hunt for butterflies is a metaphor for rapacious white supremacist imperialism. In this essay ..."

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LEECHES BEECHES!

Dude's in a wheelchair, he doesn't seem to know how to move himself around.

Just lock him in a room and ignore him.

#monsterdon

You know what this movie needs next? Manatees.

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For bingo purposes I think I'll count the lizard knocking over jars of poison while being stuck in the greenhouse as a heroic act

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@log Leeches have their own movie somewhere else. I think. Ah, yes: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053611/ #Monsterdon

did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Honkey Storage"?

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"we've got to evacuate the island!" #monsterdon

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Grampa does not care that the corpses are piling up it's time to celebrate his birthday goddammit

Maybe the frogs are hypnotoading it and let all the other critters do their dark bidding. #monsterdon

That actor got that part because he could roll with a alligator convincingly. #Monsterdon

So the frogs do more of a mob boss thing here? #monsterdon

These frogs do resting b**ch face so good! #monsterdon

Newbie tip: best escape from an alligator is not to jump in the pond.

#monsterdon

lol @ that little clip at the end of the other frogs congratulating the Frog General
"Well done sir, an excellent plan, two humans eliminated!"

Humans are fucked

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Another Spanish moss attack?Seriously? :kermit:

#Monsterdon the 70ies were wild, they had people fight actually dangerous animals

Okay, I did not expect gator wrestling.

#Monsterdon #Frogs

is this like that lion movie where it was SUPER dangerous for the actors to work with these animals?

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None of this would have happened if the family had taken the simple precaution of living in New England #monsterdon

Alligator's like... GET OFF OF ME - MAN!! #monsterdon

Wait. That guy was named Kenneth? They killed Kenny!

#Monsterdon

I've got a bone to pick with how many animals this film put in proximity to these hapless, accident-prone humans. #Monsterdon

Even her decomposition is over acted. #Monsterdon

Okay frogs, there's such a thing as being a sore winner. #monsterdon

guy's pretty BLIND if he didn't notice the alligator right next to him...

#monsterdon

The old lady died of bad vibes

#Monsterdon

That took forever.

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the frogs are absolutely the bosses, and they are trying to turn people into frogs, that is why she is turning green. they just keep taking the bodies too soon so they can't make them into frogs, and that is why they have to keep killing #monsterdon

For some reason tonight’s #monsterdon is delivering some very funny posts even as it seems like maybe the movie isn’t really even that good

so the frogs are like overseeing the other swamp creatures? is that it?

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oh wow a "real" strike, too? wtfffff

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#Monsterdon ok, that fake out was genuinely funny. I was thinking, now they're having the vines themselves be sentient and strangle her?? But her realizing it was just herself was well played

That was a good example of animals using teamwork.

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BEEEG GATOR
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FINALLY the scene ends. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon her dress changed color!

She does this each time we go to the reptile shop.

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I did not have leeches on my bingo card! 😬

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

did she just get booped to death? #monsterdon

Okay. Leeches are creepy. But that was totally avoidable. #Monsterdon

leeches are getting their chance before a frog has done anything meaningful #monsterdon

#monsterdon The Coen Brothers present: Macarthur Park: The Film

The shot of the toad walking on the American flag cake was kind of cool at first, then they wasted it by showing the toads just sitting there. #Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Arrived late (just got back from monthly soup night at a friend's). There are a lot of snakes and leeches for a movie called (checks notes) "Frogs".

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Whoa. I did not see the leeches coming. Those aren't even vertebrate. #monsterdon

@jonny I think the guy who shot his leg also just tripped all by himself. #Monsterdon #Frogs1972

@whknott rattlesnake is not harmless #monsterdon and I'm sure the other was a water moccasin

"Leech Infantry, GO!"

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look out lady, there are two cute tiny baby gators

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I am shocked that this movie has a real rattlesnake in it

(and a little disappointed on account of how you just know they mistreated it)

#Monsterdon

Who goes into nature without proper pants?

#frogs #monsterdon

these are just normal snakes behaving exactly as normal snakes do!!!!! you did not need to bushwhack way off the trail, you could have just gone back the way you came! they were warning you they were there is all! #monsterdon

this whole movie is basically this scene with no cutaways

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

"CLOTHED APE!"
"MAKER OF MACHINES!"

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What is it with the rattle snakes on this island? They're all so jumpy.

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The caimans are so cute!! 🥹 #Monsterdon

Is this #Monsterdon or Mosstodon????

Et tu mighty monarch?
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This was amazing acting. #monsterdon

Baby gators so cute!!!

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What if... Sam Elliott is actually a FROG?!

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Honestly it's a surprise it took this long for alligators to show up.

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

#Monsterdon I don't think Iris is super skilled at walking

@jonny It all makes sense now. I take back, like, 50% of my snark #monsterdon

@bstacey Literally nothing

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I have the sudden urge to throw a BBQ for my backyard guests.
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