you should respect the autonomy of the disabled and the elderly but at some point when he's yelling at everyone and saying he's the boss of them and dooming you all to be killed by the frogs you do just need to take his pistol and wheel the old bastard out of there #monsterdon
The Avian Attorney Society stands with the Court of Amphibians! Attack!
@riedlr yeah where can one find a woman like that? #monsterdon
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Grampa *is* a double old fashioned.
You know, if one of my kids died on my birthday, I might not feel like the best birthday boy at that point.
In all fairness, that's kinda normal for seagulls.
@allanb Where's Tippy Hedren? #monsterdon
@Copperplate
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there are 20 minutes left in this movie. nothing has really happened in it yet except for the frogs being the bosses, but there's still time for there to be a plot of some kind #monsterdon
BIRDS (1972) #Monsterdon
I hope they are paying these frogs well
Cat Fight to be Jessie's girl in 3...2...1 #monsterdon
Why did they put on overcoats to go out into the swamp in the middle of summer?
Zed's dead, baby.
#Monsterdon #Frogs #πΈ
@diazona @apLundell did they keep the receipts for their gifts? #monsterdon
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Oh no the frogs have taken over the concession stand and they're luring people by offering to sell them 'bait'!
is this "town"?
@SnoopJ @ohiofi she does nothing but serve #monsterdon
https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/113779939133767359
Pretty sure some of these swamp critters are actually desert critters.
Gas pumps! You know what that means! π₯
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Manatee attack in 3...2...1 #monsterdon
It would be nice if the smart black people lived. But this is the 1970s. I have my doubts. #monsterdon
Mr. Crockett is killing everyone and blaming the frogs. It's all been a ruse, and he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling frogs!
#Monsterdon
Once the POC are evacuated, we can enjoy the slaughter.
Hereβs an idea: everybody leaves Mr. Crockett behind to be frogonized and weβre happy! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon quicksand?
stop throwing the toads
#Monsterdon I need to kill Mr. Crockett with my bare hands. Then chop the body into little bitty pieces. Feed those frogs.
Bella basically just said, "You might not have heard about it, but you're not slaves anymore."
@ohiofi devil girl is appropriate for all occasions #monsterdon
@ohiofi I love that the Devil Girl smirking has become a recurring #Monsterdon icon
WE MUST ALL GO TOGETHER WHEN WE GO
OMG seriously everyone get out and leave the old guy to the frogs
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I think she just emancipation proclamationed these mo-fos and good for her it's about time
#monsterdon and now Iris is done for, and as I'm typing this the weird great-uncle dude just started wrestling a gator and I'm just going to call him done for too, now.
Current Tally for the movie "Frogs" (1972):
Frogs (unconfirmed, maybe sneks): 1
Spiders (shooting a man): 1
Giant gila monster from the movie "The Giant Gila Monster" (in the shed, with a poison bottle): 1
Snakesπ€leeches: 1
Gators: 1
(edit: Now in order)
Oh just leave the old fuck there by himself.
Two corpses isn't one small crisis. It's at least two #monsterdon
Oh, Mr Crocket is a frog? (Since he controls people)
You want to run just because everyone is dying?! You're unloyal!
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon perhaps the movie is called frogs because they're going to be the only ones left once this is all over
Oh oh he is about to drop the n word.
Old Guy: Karen ... and everybody ...
Everybody: Oh cool, we made the list.
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OK I just realized they are on an island.
I thought they were just on the coast or something.
@jonny It's like that old thing about mud-wrestling a pig
"Tow the canoe? Fuck the canoe, buddy "
@joewynne so they're coming for me, specifically? #monsterdon
what is going on with this headache guy, is he supposed to be very drunk? #monsterdon
They have to evacuate the island before the killer crabs arrive #monsterdon
been hit by a snake? call 555-1212, personal injury lawyers are standing by now
#monsterdon "The old lady's hunt for butterflies is a metaphor for rapacious white supremacist imperialism. In this essay ..."
LEECHES BEECHES!
Dude's in a wheelchair, he doesn't seem to know how to move himself around.
Just lock him in a room and ignore him.
You know what this movie needs next? Manatees.
For bingo purposes I think I'll count the lizard knocking over jars of poison while being stuck in the greenhouse as a heroic act
@log Leeches have their own movie somewhere else. I think. Ah, yes: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053611/ #Monsterdon
did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Honkey Storage"?
"we've got to evacuate the island!" #monsterdon
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Grampa does not care that the corpses are piling up it's time to celebrate his birthday goddammit
That actor got that part because he could roll with a alligator convincingly. #Monsterdon
These frogs do resting b**ch face so good! #monsterdon
Newbie tip: best escape from an alligator is not to jump in the pond.
lol @ that little clip at the end of the other frogs congratulating the Frog General
"Well done sir, an excellent plan, two humans eliminated!"
Humans are fucked
Another Spanish moss attack?Seriously? :kermit:
#Monsterdon the 70ies were wild, they had people fight actually dangerous animals
Okay, I did not expect gator wrestling.
is this like that lion movie where it was SUPER dangerous for the actors to work with these animals?
None of this would have happened if the family had taken the simple precaution of living in New England #monsterdon
Wait. That guy was named Kenneth? They killed Kenny!
I've got a bone to pick with how many animals this film put in proximity to these hapless, accident-prone humans. #Monsterdon
Even her decomposition is over acted. #Monsterdon
Okay frogs, there's such a thing as being a sore winner. #monsterdon
guy's pretty BLIND if he didn't notice the alligator right next to him...
The old lady died of bad vibes
That took forever.
the frogs are absolutely the bosses, and they are trying to turn people into frogs, that is why she is turning green. they just keep taking the bodies too soon so they can't make them into frogs, and that is why they have to keep killing #monsterdon
For some reason tonightβs #monsterdon is delivering some very funny posts even as it seems like maybe the movie isnβt really even that good
so the frogs are like overseeing the other swamp creatures? is that it?
#Monsterdon ok, that fake out was genuinely funny. I was thinking, now they're having the vines themselves be sentient and strangle her?? But her realizing it was just herself was well played
oh wow a "real" strike, too? wtfffff
That was a good example of animals using teamwork.
BEEEG GATOR
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#monsterdon her dress changed color!
She does this each time we go to the reptile shop.
I did not have leeches on my bingo card! π¬
did she just get booped to death? #monsterdon
Okay. Leeches are creepy. But that was totally avoidable. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon The Coen Brothers present: Macarthur Park: The Film
The shot of the toad walking on the American flag cake was kind of cool at first, then they wasted it by showing the toads just sitting there. #Monsterdon #Frogs1972
Arrived late (just got back from monthly soup night at a friend's). There are a lot of snakes and leeches for a movie called (checks notes) "Frogs".
Whoa. I did not see the leeches coming. Those aren't even vertebrate. #monsterdon
@jonny I think the guy who shot his leg also just tripped all by himself. #Monsterdon #Frogs1972
@whknott rattlesnake is not harmless #monsterdon and I'm sure the other was a water moccasin
"Leech Infantry, GO!"
I am shocked that this movie has a real rattlesnake in it
(and a little disappointed on account of how you just know they mistreated it)
Who goes into nature without proper pants?
these are just normal snakes behaving exactly as normal snakes do!!!!! you did not need to bushwhack way off the trail, you could have just gone back the way you came! they were warning you they were there is all! #monsterdon
"CLOTHED APE!"
"MAKER OF MACHINES!"
What is it with the rattle snakes on this island? They're all so jumpy.