Oh. She's got crabs.

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Maybe the frogs have psychic powers which confuse the humans and make them accidentally kill themselves?

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Who called crabs? You nailed it #monsterdon

Everyone must respect Grandpa instinctively because he was Greatest Generation #monsterdon

Crabs join in the mayhem! #monsterdon

"The old man's alone! Get him!"

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Watch out for the frogs? The frogs haven't killed anybody.

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She's got crabs!

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the frogs are apparently programmed to ignore anyone under a certain age

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#Monsterdon "watch after the frogs" MA'AM THE FROGS AREN'T DOING SHIT

@flowerpot " ugly bags of mostly frogs ... " #Monsterdon

These are historically accurate socks. I was born the year this movie was made. I know.
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Hunting trophies look on disapprovingly.

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The scariest thing in this movie so far is that kid's striped pants/white shoes combo. 😱
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the grandpa talks like he's a dang bugs bunny antagonist but nobody is smooching him with gigantic lipstick lips or making his dickey fly up in his face or elevating him in a barber chair very high into the sky #monsterdon

i drank my way into this, i’m gonna drink my way outta this #monsterdon

@catsalad

That is the case.
You can follow our voting to choose the next movie starting tomorrow by following #MonsterdonAlert. History says we will not use good judgement.

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I truly believe Ray Milland’s saltiness was his self loathing for being in this piece of shit. #Monsterdon

you know you could drag him along

it's not like he can run away

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Guts?

Sir, your ascot is foolish.

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we've got less than 20 minutes to kill this man #monsterdon

@ottaross The frogs are directing everyone one/thing else
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#Monsterdon "Crockett strength" for sure for sure

"you worried about me?"
No.
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Oh I'm gonna enjoy watching this old man accidentally strangle himself with moss or whatever the climactic scene is. #Monsterdon

Mommy and Daddy are dead kids. We just don't care enough to find their bodies. #Monsterdon

@ottaross yeah but they're NOISY that's what makes them so menacing #Monsterdon

Is Grandpa working for the frogs? #Monsterdon

Yes. It is a motion picture. Of course the children are idiots who will dash off into certain death based on dialogue that they weren't even paying attention to. #monsterdon

I hate grampa asshole #monsterdon

#Monsterdon grandpa needs to be left behind for a long nap nap time

@Taweret the movie is called Frogs because frogs are the only animals in the movie that aren't dangerous

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They have to fight the animals in a rational fashion, using lawsuits #monsterdon

The scene back near the beginning where the frogs were banging on the door was good. A straight ripoff of 'The Birds'. Why did they back off from that idea? #Monsterdon

Sam Elliot, from ecologyst to arsonist on a frogs attack.
Tonight, on #monsterdon

since when is there a kid in this movie?

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The snails? #monsterdon

"Where's Mommy and Daddy?"

"Well, kids. They're dead. How you like that? D-E-A-D. Dead."

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Ah! The snails are in charge of strategy!

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Once the old guy dies, I think the “frogs” will leave everyone else in peace.

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Mommy and Daddy are chum. #Monsterdon

come on. just burn down the house. #monsterdon

the toads continue to hop around the lawn in a non-menacing fashion

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WHY WOULD YOU SWIM?!

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So many not frogs in this film

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@whknott This is the most unusual adaptation of Agatha Christie's *And Then There Were None* island murder mystery ever! #Monsterdon #Frogs1972

A wall of flames on the patio is exactly what you need if you live in a giant wooden house.

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Okay getting a snapping turtle(?) involved in this foofaraw is absolutely an inspirational herpetological stroke

the maser tank of current day reptilia

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@ohiofi they were also shooting off firecrackers earlier in the film, who knows #monsterdon

oh good, fire comin'.

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...and the frogs watch on... #monsterdon

Wait? Smith wants to douse the frogs with gasoline, now? What's wrong with him?

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Orange blood????

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#monsterdon water? Is she stuck in water?

Might I suggest *not* climbing into the water where you saw a guy just die

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D...did she just get et by GAMERA?

Death by big turtle?

#Monsterdon awesome but like...wtf?

ATTACK TURTLES

THIS IS RIDICULOUS #monsterdon

If you're being killed, always rake your enchilada-sauced hand across your face for dramatic effect while screaming

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#Monsterdon in WHAT did she get her foot stuck?!

Alligator snapping turtle will mess you up even without a bunch of frogs paying them to. #monsterdon

yes burn the house down :3
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DEATH BY TURTLE #monsterdon

Jumping into the water was the obvious course of action. It'd be rude to borrow the photographer's canoe. #Monsterdon

Snapping turtle? Finally something that’s actually scary #monsterdon

zero confirmed kills on people that didn't go running into the woods or the lake, 100% survival rate for just being normal #monsterdon

so one hour and fifteen minutes into the movie the frogs continue to sit there and mind their own business

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TURT

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My hand is bleeding so I'll grab my FACE!!! #monsterdon

he who lives by fast boat dies by fast boat

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I'm rooting for the old man

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The snake probably got drunk just from biting that guy

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right, this was before jaws, so they didn't get the yankdown from speilberg, that's kinda good

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But wait, I can't die, I was an award winning high school jock! #monsterdon

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Clint got water moccasinned

Just a cramp

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#Monsterdon they had to piss off so many animals to make this movie smh

Mom rubs her shoulder in anticipation of getting bird crapped on lOL #monsterdon

Gila like "YES, TWAS *I* CUT THE MOORING ROPE!!" #Monsterdon

Fun fact: the original movie title was Birds 2: Frogs

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you should respect the autonomy of the disabled and the elderly but at some point when he's yelling at everyone and saying he's the boss of them and dooming you all to be killed by the frogs you do just need to take his pistol and wheel the old bastard out of there #monsterdon

The Avian Attorney Society stands with the Court of Amphibians! Attack!

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@riedlr yeah where can one find a woman like that? #monsterdon

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Grampa *is* a double old fashioned.

You know, if one of my kids died on my birthday, I might not feel like the best birthday boy at that point.

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In all fairness, that's kinda normal for seagulls.

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@allanb Where's Tippy Hedren? #monsterdon

@Copperplate
Yes. Sorry. Please refer to #Monsterdon Terms of Service fine print.

there are 20 minutes left in this movie. nothing has really happened in it yet except for the frogs being the bosses, but there's still time for there to be a plot of some kind #monsterdon

BIRDS (1972) #Monsterdon

I hope they are paying these frogs well

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Cat Fight to be Jessie's girl in 3...2...1 #monsterdon

these synth stings are so bad I love it

this soundtrack fell off a truck lmao

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Why did they put on overcoats to go out into the swamp in the middle of summer?

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Zed's dead, baby.

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@diazona @apLundell did they keep the receipts for their gifts? #monsterdon

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Oh no the frogs have taken over the concession stand and they're luring people by offering to sell them 'bait'!

Great. I show up, and everybody decides to leave the movie

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is this "town"?

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@SnoopJ @ohiofi she does nothing but serve #monsterdon
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Pretty sure some of these swamp critters are actually desert critters.