@diazona I really thought shirtless Sam Elliot was gonna die from that rifle! But no

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#Monsterdon do frogs legs count as surf n turf

@hollie fair point 👍

now if only the smallest child would shoot someone

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@apLundell I guess, but he had an oar and it was VERY shallow there. He could have just punted away....

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I'm gonna be mad if they find the black folks' bodies :/ #Monsterdon

@Louisa Frog wears a brown coat; Toad wears a newsboy cap

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is this an environmentalist movie or is the solution to the problem to just shoot your way out of the wilderness!?!?!?! #monsterdon

Why was he paddling back INTO the shore at that point...

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... this water is like 3 feet deep, maybe not even. Just push off against the bottom with the oar. #monsterdon

Sam Elliott does have the perfect 70s man hairy chest.

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SNAKES DO NOT JUMP OUT OF TREES ON PEOPLE

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Uh, canoes DON'T SNAG.
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you cannot! whap! into water! it is very! surface tension! and inertia! #monsterdon

#monsterdon more shirtless Sam Elliott 😁

That was the weakest excuse to take his shirt off.
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I see he managed to get his shirt off

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Oh - so the SNAKE was the Jesus figure! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "damn" rips off shirt and gets his denim in the water again

We hit a snag. Need to offload some denim. #monsterdon

MORE PEOPLE GETTING IN THE WATER

IN THE MOVIE WHERE PEOPLE GET MURDERED BY AMPHIBIANS

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@CactuarJoe In a 1980 movie, they’d be toast. In 1972 they’ve got a chance. #monsterdon

Fine, movie. We have armored frogs and 10-legged frogs. Everything is a fucking frog.

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The turtle of death!

beginning to appreciate the subtle acting skills of the frogs

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@Taweret they were like "we have no protagonists left to escape so uhhhh here's kids" #monsterdon

@arrjay At this point I want to just leave it for the frogs

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lol @ Sam Eliot's excuse to get shirtless and start snake wrestling

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He arrived in the canoe, so he leaves in the canoe. Get it? It's symbolic.

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So whaddya figure the under/over is on the kids surviving? #Monsterdon

Okay crustaceans are a bridge too far.

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Oh. She's got crabs.

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Maybe the frogs have psychic powers which confuse the humans and make them accidentally kill themselves?

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Who called crabs? You nailed it #monsterdon

Crabs join in the mayhem! #monsterdon

"The old man's alone! Get him!"

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Watch out for the frogs? The frogs haven't killed anybody.

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She's got crabs!

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the frogs are apparently programmed to ignore anyone under a certain age

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@flowerpot " ugly bags of mostly frogs ... " #Monsterdon

These are historically accurate socks. I was born the year this movie was made. I know.
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Hunting trophies look on disapprovingly.

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The scariest thing in this movie so far is that kid's striped pants/white shoes combo. 😱
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the grandpa talks like he's a dang bugs bunny antagonist but nobody is smooching him with gigantic lipstick lips or making his dickey fly up in his face or elevating him in a barber chair very high into the sky #monsterdon

i drank my way into this, i’m gonna drink my way outta this #monsterdon

@catsalad

That is the case.
You can follow our voting to choose the next movie starting tomorrow by following #MonsterdonAlert. History says we will not use good judgement.

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I truly believe Ray Milland’s saltiness was his self loathing for being in this piece of shit. #Monsterdon

you know you could drag him along

it's not like he can run away

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Guts?

Sir, your ascot is foolish.

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we've got less than 20 minutes to kill this man #monsterdon

@ottaross The frogs are directing everyone one/thing else
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#Monsterdon "Crockett strength" for sure for sure

"you worried about me?"
No.
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Oh I'm gonna enjoy watching this old man accidentally strangle himself with moss or whatever the climactic scene is. #Monsterdon

Mommy and Daddy are dead kids. We just don't care enough to find their bodies. #Monsterdon

@ottaross yeah but they're NOISY that's what makes them so menacing #Monsterdon

Is Grandpa working for the frogs? #Monsterdon

Yes. It is a motion picture. Of course the children are idiots who will dash off into certain death based on dialogue that they weren't even paying attention to. #monsterdon

I hate grampa asshole #monsterdon

#Monsterdon grandpa needs to be left behind for a long nap nap time

@Taweret the movie is called Frogs because frogs are the only animals in the movie that aren't dangerous

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They have to fight the animals in a rational fashion, using lawsuits #monsterdon

The scene back near the beginning where the frogs were banging on the door was good. A straight ripoff of 'The Birds'. Why did they back off from that idea? #Monsterdon

Sam Elliot, from ecologyst to arsonist on a frogs attack.
Tonight, on #monsterdon

since when is there a kid in this movie?

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The snails? #monsterdon

"Where's Mommy and Daddy?"

"Well, kids. They're dead. How you like that? D-E-A-D. Dead."

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Once the old guy dies, I think the “frogs” will leave everyone else in peace.

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come on. just burn down the house. #monsterdon

the toads continue to hop around the lawn in a non-menacing fashion

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WHY WOULD YOU SWIM?!

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So many not frogs in this film

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A wall of flames on the patio is exactly what you need if you live in a giant wooden house.

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Okay getting a snapping turtle(?) involved in this foofaraw is absolutely an inspirational herpetological stroke

the maser tank of current day reptilia

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@ohiofi they were also shooting off firecrackers earlier in the film, who knows #monsterdon

oh good, fire comin'.

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...and the frogs watch on... #monsterdon

#monsterdon water? Is she stuck in water?

Might I suggest *not* climbing into the water where you saw a guy just die

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D...did she just get et by GAMERA?

Death by big turtle?

#Monsterdon awesome but like...wtf?

ATTACK TURTLES

THIS IS RIDICULOUS #monsterdon

If you're being killed, always rake your enchilada-sauced hand across your face for dramatic effect while screaming

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#Monsterdon in WHAT did she get her foot stuck?!

DEATH BY TURTLE #monsterdon

Jumping into the water was the obvious course of action. It'd be rude to borrow the photographer's canoe. #Monsterdon

Snapping turtle? Finally something that’s actually scary #monsterdon

zero confirmed kills on people that didn't go running into the woods or the lake, 100% survival rate for just being normal #monsterdon

so one hour and fifteen minutes into the movie the frogs continue to sit there and mind their own business

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TURT

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My hand is bleeding so I'll grab my FACE!!! #monsterdon

he who lives by fast boat dies by fast boat

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I'm rooting for the old man

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The snake probably got drunk just from biting that guy

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right, this was before jaws, so they didn't get the yankdown from speilberg, that's kinda good

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But wait, I can't die, I was an award winning high school jock! #monsterdon

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Clint got water moccasinned

Just a cramp

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#Monsterdon they had to piss off so many animals to make this movie smh

Mom rubs her shoulder in anticipation of getting bird crapped on lOL #monsterdon

Gila like "YES, TWAS *I* CUT THE MOORING ROPE!!" #Monsterdon

Fun fact: the original movie title was Birds 2: Frogs

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