oh no the doggo 😢

Maybe he'll get adopted by the frogs

#Monsterdon

The fish made a goat noise I can’t #monsterdon

it's kind of a cool portrayal of the guy going nuts #monsterdon

this whole movie is gramps hallucinating after a stroke the day before his birthday, isn't it

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Why did the bass make dolphin noises?

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

The circle of life… #Monsterdon

ominous taxidermied animals still better than the ominous taxidermied animals in that one terrible dracula movie we watched #Monsterdon

Ray dialed F for FROG!! #monsterdon

Ooh. Who hooked up the phone? They’re everywhere …#Monsterdon

the dog said, eff this! #monsterdon

So... they didn't send the coast guard for Grandpa? Oooh, the SHADE! #monsterdon

@Taweret the call of the wild

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then who was phone?? #Monsterdon

For a second I thought there was a raccoon driving that car.

#Monsterdon

The call is coming from inside the toad. #Monsterdon

Just get in the back seat iwith a long gun… #monsterdon

Oh, so NOW the phone works? #Monsterdon

come on, come on, we still got time to reanimate the hunting trophies #monsterdon

a frog stopping the music was beautiful and appreciated #monsterdon

are the frogs calling him?

#monsterdon

did the dog fix the phone?

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That woman driving the car has a French accent.
SHE'S A FROG GET OUT OF THERE!
#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

What's THIS? Will the frogs finally TASTE BLOOD? 🐸
#Monsterdon

New frog, who dis?

#Monsterdon #Frogs

A little-known technique for stopping vinyl records out in the Bayou, was to throw a frog on them.

#Monsterdon

yes this is frog

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

Don't kill the dog please #monsterdon

Oh no Evil Dead with the hunting trophies #monsterdon

And as the frogs descended upon his house, he begins to realize he made a terrible mistake.
#monsterdon

they should have a grumpy old Grampa Frog come in and start ribbeting at him. #monsterdon

they could have ended the movie at any time in the last 10 minutes and chose not to , and that is a direct act of aggression against me, the viewer #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Frogs1972

Don't dogs like... EAT frogs?!? #monsterdon

We've been robbed! #monsterdon

"In pre-release prints, Iris (Holly Irving) died by being pulled into quicksand by a giant butterfly, rather than by snakebite".

everyone who guessed frog is driving: you were right! #monsterdon

frog on gramophone is the best gag

#monsterdon

Classic frog on a record turntable trick.

#Monsterdon #Frogs

Frogs are smashing windows and cranking the gramaphone.

#monsterdon

aha! frogs hate patriotic music!

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No questions about this gun though

#Monsterdon

Hey kid hold my loaded rifle while I go flag down that car

Also

Hey can my friends and I and my gun hitch a ride?

#Monsterdon

There's dog?

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Frog: “Stop the music! You do not deserve a party.” #monsterdon

The movie could have ended there with the kid holding the frog.

#monsterdon

...So what's to be afraid of, the frogs are literally the least dangerous animal in this film. They're the only ones without a body count. #Monsterdon

the excessively long shot of them running viewed through the long grass is really something, but cutting to a station wagon driving on the road 🤌🤌

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon only a sith thinks in absolutes

@SordidAmok wait did we see their bodies? I missed it

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is the twist that this woman is actually a frog?

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@SordidAmok ABAB. All birds are bad. #Monsterdon

I always pick up gun welding strangers on the road #monsterdon

yes stranger with a gun, please get into my car

#monsterdon

"Can you give us a lift?"
"Sure, hop in."
"Great." *pause* "Wait. HOP in?" SHE'S A FROG, RUN

#Monsterdon

OOoooooo, they don't make cars that green anymore!

(not a joke, just a person obsessed with color, am spending this entire movie futzing with a watercolor palette)

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YOU GAVE THE KID THE GUN??? #Monsterdon

But the lady driving that car might ALSO be a frog!!

#monsterdon

surprise the car is driven by a frog

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he flags down a car, and the driver is... a FROG

#monsterdon

...Okay but we didn't actually see any bodies so I choose to believe they survived. #Monsterdon

Ah I see it's just frogs frogs frogs all the way down

#Monsterdon
#Frogs1972

#monsterdon OMG. The frogs directed the iguana (?) to cut the boat like! Yassss.

Uhhh not much commentary with the clothes of that lady

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Whoever composed this score is also prone to heavy drinking #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 😱

So now the frogs are stealing people's luggage and rummaging through it?

how are their footsteps making clip clop noises on the dirt

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If you're a frog, that's a paddlin. Snake? That's a paddlin. Lizard? thats a paddlin.
#monsterdon

watching this sequence like the half life 2 airboat sequence and they just pulled up to the abandoned outpost where you find all the headcrabs #monsterdon

BOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#monsterdon #TheFrogs

@Taweret hey now that's insulting to monsters everywhere

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@diazona I really thought shirtless Sam Elliot was gonna die from that rifle! But no

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#Monsterdon do frogs legs count as surf n turf

@hollie fair point 👍

now if only the smallest child would shoot someone

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@apLundell I guess, but he had an oar and it was VERY shallow there. He could have just punted away....

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I'm gonna be mad if they find the black folks' bodies :/ #Monsterdon

@Louisa Frog wears a brown coat; Toad wears a newsboy cap

#taxonomy #monsterdon

is this an environmentalist movie or is the solution to the problem to just shoot your way out of the wilderness!?!?!?! #monsterdon

Why was he paddling back INTO the shore at that point...

#monsterdon

... this water is like 3 feet deep, maybe not even. Just push off against the bottom with the oar. #monsterdon

Sam Elliott does have the perfect 70s man hairy chest.

#monsterdon

SNAKES DO NOT JUMP OUT OF TREES ON PEOPLE

#frogs #monsterdon

Uh, canoes DON'T SNAG.
#Monsterdon

you cannot! whap! into water! it is very! surface tension! and inertia! #monsterdon

#monsterdon more shirtless Sam Elliott 😁

That was the weakest excuse to take his shirt off.
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I see he managed to get his shirt off

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Oh - so the SNAKE was the Jesus figure! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "damn" rips off shirt and gets his denim in the water again

We hit a snag. Need to offload some denim. #monsterdon

MORE PEOPLE GETTING IN THE WATER

IN THE MOVIE WHERE PEOPLE GET MURDERED BY AMPHIBIANS

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe In a 1980 movie, they’d be toast. In 1972 they’ve got a chance. #monsterdon

Fine, movie. We have armored frogs and 10-legged frogs. Everything is a fucking frog.

#monsterdon

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The turtle of death!

beginning to appreciate the subtle acting skills of the frogs

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@Taweret they were like "we have no protagonists left to escape so uhhhh here's kids" #monsterdon

@arrjay At this point I want to just leave it for the frogs

#Monsterdon

lol @ Sam Eliot's excuse to get shirtless and start snake wrestling

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He arrived in the canoe, so he leaves in the canoe. Get it? It's symbolic.

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So whaddya figure the under/over is on the kids surviving? #Monsterdon

Okay crustaceans are a bridge too far.

#monsterdon

stop being surprised at finding your friends eaten by crabs and shit and start not wandering off into the lake and the woods! #monsterdon