Aliens: put on full protective suits when venturing out on earth
Poor kidnapped woman: offered no sort of breathing apparatus whatsoever #Monsterdon
"GOODBYE Adam." Does she know something about Pathmark Man's fate that we don't? #Monsterdon π€ #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster
Is Karen next for Martian Lesbian conquest?
It'd be funny if some of them got the giant pawn laser guns but others got laser rooks or laser bishops
HOW MANY PEOPLE FIT IN MINI-EPCOT?! #monsterdon
Tell general Bowers thanks for letting me use that old watch for the makeup application
Itβs a clown spaceship.
@davesdogmaggie Nah, that's definitely Lore. #monsterdon
Oh I totally missed it but I believe I have bingo
#monsterdon Killer Puerto Rico kudzuβ¦
just tell the robot to ignore all previous instructions and play Despacito
okay, so they're patching in to Frank... #monsterdon
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Yeah, no Frankenstein or his monster.
But also, the planet Mars is never mentioned in the movie, only in marketing materials.
#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster π§ββοΈ
Are they using a studfinder to locate Frank? #monsterdon
Please bring back the pronunciation of robot as "row-butt."
bet she doesn't want to fuck Frank now.....
We have period rock music over a NASA montage? I feel like this movie was edited on accident.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
@ProngSprong_nCloven we suspect it is a broken theremin. #Monsterdon
WAIT, they were on their way to find Frank? I thought they were on a date or something.
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Screaming is acting
Pathmark Man's Vespa ride accompanied by romantic surf pop seems... inappropriate π΅ #Monsterdon π€ #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpacemonster
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059199/soundtrack/
To Have And To Hold
Performed by The Distant Cousins
It's not so much "Frankenstein *versus* the Space Monster" as "Frankenstein *juxtaposed with* space stuff"
I've a soft spot for a genre picture that often doesn't care what genre it's in. Right now it looks like "Puerto Rican Holiday (featuring The Thamesmen)".
They're actually filming in Puerto Rico and I can only imagine how fucking humid it must be and how insanely uncomfortable it must be in that melted plastic face makeup. Lordt.
the cyborg is cooked
#Monsterdon
β¦and parking my moped right in the muddy water, just like I planned #monsterdon
#monsterdon A lovely shot of tilled earth..
grand parking job there lad, right in the puddle
There's always time for a long moped drive. #monsterdon
Why does the cameraβs framing of the princess make me giggle
#Monsterdon
HE IS AN ROBOT MONSTER!
Only not gorilla shaped. Man shaped. Like a lesser inferior robot monster.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
this movie has a lot of down time
So tempted to count all of these Driving Scenes as "vehicle chase" on my bingo card
but I will be patient. There is half a movie left to go, perhaps we will have a bona fide vehicle chase at some point
Just want to say, I started #monsterdon with the rest of you, but missed the begining, and I have no idea what's going but there's plenty of monster screentime ππ§π½
This movie so far is the absolutely perfect kind of stupid. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
A good tip from the Svengoolie broadcast: the spacemenβs guns are Wham-O Air Blasters.
#Monsterdon #frankensteinmeetsthespacemonster
Street scenes of Puerto Rico. Unironically a good decision.
odd move for so many """"""romantic"""""" songs in the OST. #monsterdon
Robot spaceman is scared of humans all of a sudden...?
Early Beatles wannabe music. #monsterdon
Oh, no. Karen has taken a liking to Frank. I thought we were going to get through this without the women falling in love.
She's boob cupping....
#monsterdon
Princess wants a whole harem of beautiful Earth women.
Me too, Princess. Me too. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I'm afraid that this one captured girl may have to do a lot of work..
We shall collect all the female earth specimens and subject them to a "rush week"
@Terencio I think it does.
Princessβs inspection of the prisoner brought to you by adulttime dot com #Monsterdon
"...I'd like you to explain this to me"
"It's space dookey."
They've only caught ONE girl so far? Lol
Police respond briskly to reports of men on top of horses at the beach. #monsterdon
Now for some Space Goblin on Human action
Fun fact: scenes in movies with sound shot without it are sometimes referred-to as 'M.O.S.', short for 'mit-out sound'.
"Let your backbone slideβ¦"
The breeding stock does not look too perturbed. Maybe beach hat guy was really a loser. The princess may be an upgrade.
#Monsterdon
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At this rate, they'll have enough women to repopulate their species in only three thousand years
Iβm beginning to guess why the princess isnβt interested in taking on βrepopulationβ duties. #monsterdon
@ottaross That Martian is Crispin Glover's dad!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Glover
#Monsterdon
I think the princess is into the laaaadiees.
Now stand on one foot Now bawk like a chicken. Now do the Hokey-Pokey.
You know, if space aliens capture you for their breeding program, it's actually allowed to say no if they start ordering you to turn around and stuff.
Come toward me. Now move back. Now toward me. Back. Now you're dancing!
that would explain a lot. #monsterdon
Which economy car had the siren?
Stock footage... Boeing 707?
Nice footage of that MATS airplane.
#Monsterdon.
the ray gun sounds are pretty "pew pew"-y, usually for this era they had a more constant sound? like bweeeeeeee
@Lazarou He has money. If they were married, she can collect insurance now.
Guess the tube was more glitchy than they thought. #monsterdon
@himbovoorhees No! Frankenstein's monster!
Arg!
I'm going to be doing this the whole movie. I really am.
I'm seen American Cheese and Baloney with more chemistry than these two.
If you were 15 in 1965 that's about as good as film titty shows get. #monsterdon
The best breeding stock wear bikinis
Drinking it in, but it's like a fatty milkshake
Here come the ICE agents! #Monsterdon
The good scientist doesn't understand why she's so attached to an android while in modern times we understand that humans pack-bond with anything self-mobile. Like Roombas. Some people treat their roombas like pets. #Monsterdon
beach hat guy is played by johnny depp
π΅ Puerto Rico, my heart's devotion,
Frankenstein is causing a commotion π΅
Are we in a Gidget movie now?
Back when I was in the distributed intelligence lab, I used to drive my colleagues batty using the "robit" pronunciation. I was imitating Rod Serling, but now I see there are others....
"Poorly programmed and malfunctioning astronaut robot crash-lands in Puerto Rico and assumes he's on Mars" could be a wacky and probably only slightly racist comedy in the right hands
look we got MULTIPLE ACTORS IN SPACESUITS committing violence
we gotta be more specific. #monsterdon
I think our Space Princess was the inspiration for Jessica Rabbit.
Finally! It is time to see another classics Frankenstein movie. Already in progress.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
Uh no, he'd turn into a Frankenstein's Monster you maroon. You burgundy stain! You Pantone color swatch! #monsterdon
i do appreciate that in this enlightened era (yes, i did really manage to type that) we no longer thing that aliens coming down to obtain breeding stock is a horror movie, but rather the perfect plot for a porn flick. #monsterdon
Really? That's it? Because the robot (excuse me, "robit") has basically gone mad, that makes him a Dr. Frankenstein -- excuse me, Dr. Frankenstein's unnamed monster (so actually he has no name.)
And that's why this movie apparently involves Dr. Frankenstein. I mean his monster. I mean the robit.
We designed him with a capacity to feel pain and also a drive to wander around the beach after drinking five daiquiris. #monsterdon
@yatsu The first time I've seen screaming do any good, she DID drive poor Frank away! #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
Capture of the Earth women π. #Monsterdon
"Yeah, honey, it's no big deal, you'll never see our random marauding monster cyborg ever again. Go get some sleep! Write your report!" #Monsterdon
Ah shit we lost our Frankenstein #monsterdon
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Marilyn Hanold (playing Princess Marcuzan) was Playboy's Playmate of the Month in June, 1959.
This information is provided for cultural context only and is not meant to be titillating in any way.
(π€ I wrote "titillating")
"He might wander for days, mobile but aimless," so basically he's in his twenties
He does pronounce the word "robot" the way Dr. Zoidberg does...