HE IS AN ROBOT MONSTER!
Only not gorilla shaped. Man shaped. Like a lesser inferior robot monster.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
this movie has a lot of down time
So tempted to count all of these Driving Scenes as "vehicle chase" on my bingo card
but I will be patient. There is half a movie left to go, perhaps we will have a bona fide vehicle chase at some point
Just want to say, I started #monsterdon with the rest of you, but missed the begining, and I have no idea what's going but there's plenty of monster screentime ππ§π½
This movie so far is the absolutely perfect kind of stupid. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
A good tip from the Svengoolie broadcast: the spacemenβs guns are Wham-O Air Blasters.
#Monsterdon #frankensteinmeetsthespacemonster
Street scenes of Puerto Rico. Unironically a good decision.
odd move for so many """"""romantic"""""" songs in the OST. #monsterdon
Robot spaceman is scared of humans all of a sudden...?
Early Beatles wannabe music. #monsterdon
Oh, no. Karen has taken a liking to Frank. I thought we were going to get through this without the women falling in love.
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She's boob cupping....
#monsterdon
Princess wants a whole harem of beautiful Earth women.
Me too, Princess. Me too. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I'm afraid that this one captured girl may have to do a lot of work..
We shall collect all the female earth specimens and subject them to a "rush week"
@Terencio I think it does.
Princessβs inspection of the prisoner brought to you by adulttime dot com #Monsterdon
"...I'd like you to explain this to me"
"It's space dookey."
Bikini blonde role is credited as such in imdb so I know in advance there's no hope here for a Bechdel pass #monsterdon
They've only caught ONE girl so far? Lol
Police respond briskly to reports of men on top of horses at the beach. #monsterdon
Now for some Space Goblin on Human action
Fun fact: scenes in movies with sound shot without it are sometimes referred-to as 'M.O.S.', short for 'mit-out sound'.
"Let your backbone slideβ¦"
The breeding stock does not look too perturbed. Maybe beach hat guy was really a loser. The princess may be an upgrade.
#Monsterdon
#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster π§ββοΈ
At this rate, they'll have enough women to repopulate their species in only three thousand years
Iβm beginning to guess why the princess isnβt interested in taking on βrepopulationβ duties. #monsterdon
@ottaross That Martian is Crispin Glover's dad!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Glover
#Monsterdon
I think the princess is into the laaaadiees.
Now stand on one foot Now bawk like a chicken. Now do the Hokey-Pokey.
You know, if space aliens capture you for their breeding program, it's actually allowed to say no if they start ordering you to turn around and stuff.
Come toward me. Now move back. Now toward me. Back. Now you're dancing!
that would explain a lot. #monsterdon
Which economy car had the siren?
Stock footage... Boeing 707?
Nice footage of that MATS airplane.
#Monsterdon.
the ray gun sounds are pretty "pew pew"-y, usually for this era they had a more constant sound? like bweeeeeeee
@Lazarou He has money. If they were married, she can collect insurance now.
Guess the tube was more glitchy than they thought. #monsterdon
@himbovoorhees No! Frankenstein's monster!
Arg!
I'm going to be doing this the whole movie. I really am.
I'm seen American Cheese and Baloney with more chemistry than these two.
If you were 15 in 1965 that's about as good as film titty shows get. #monsterdon
The best breeding stock wear bikinis
Drinking it in, but it's like a fatty milkshake
Here come the ICE agents! #Monsterdon
The good scientist doesn't understand why she's so attached to an android while in modern times we understand that humans pack-bond with anything self-mobile. Like Roombas. Some people treat their roombas like pets. #Monsterdon
beach hat guy is played by johnny depp
π΅ Puerto Rico, my heart's devotion,
Frankenstein is causing a commotion π΅
Are we in a Gidget movie now?
Back when I was in the distributed intelligence lab, I used to drive my colleagues batty using the "robit" pronunciation. I was imitating Rod Serling, but now I see there are others....
"Poorly programmed and malfunctioning astronaut robot crash-lands in Puerto Rico and assumes he's on Mars" could be a wacky and probably only slightly racist comedy in the right hands
look we got MULTIPLE ACTORS IN SPACESUITS committing violence
we gotta be more specific. #monsterdon
I think our Space Princess was the inspiration for Jessica Rabbit.
Finally! It is time to see another classics Frankenstein movie. Already in progress.
#Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetstheSpaceMonster
Uh no, he'd turn into a Frankenstein's Monster you maroon. You burgundy stain! You Pantone color swatch! #monsterdon
i do appreciate that in this enlightened era (yes, i did really manage to type that) we no longer thing that aliens coming down to obtain breeding stock is a horror movie, but rather the perfect plot for a porn flick. #monsterdon
Really? That's it? Because the robot (excuse me, "robit") has basically gone mad, that makes him a Dr. Frankenstein -- excuse me, Dr. Frankenstein's unnamed monster (so actually he has no name.)
And that's why this movie apparently involves Dr. Frankenstein. I mean his monster. I mean the robit.
We designed him with a capacity to feel pain and also a drive to wander around the beach after drinking five daiquiris. #monsterdon
@yatsu The first time I've seen screaming do any good, she DID drive poor Frank away! #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
Capture of the Earth women π. #Monsterdon
"Yeah, honey, it's no big deal, you'll never see our random marauding monster cyborg ever again. Go get some sleep! Write your report!" #Monsterdon
Ah shit we lost our Frankenstein #monsterdon
π¦#MONSTERDON ποΈ
π§ββοΈ TRIVIA MEETS THE SPACEMONSTER
Marilyn Hanold (playing Princess Marcuzan) was Playboy's Playmate of the Month in June, 1959.
This information is provided for cultural context only and is not meant to be titillating in any way.
(π€ I wrote "titillating")
"He might wander for days, mobile but aimless," so basically he's in his twenties
So you're telling me Mars quite literally needs women
He does pronounce the word "robot" the way Dr. Zoidberg does...
robut
the colonel's looking for the MCP
Astro-robut #monsterdon
"astro ro-butt!"
"your robot is now a writeoff, OKAY?" #monsterdon
An astro-robutt #Monsterdon
So this Mars has no women, Devil Girlsβ Mars has no men. Cross-over movie when? #monsterdon
Princess: "We have won the war, but we have no womenββ
HOLD UP LADY _you're_ a woman, are you exempt from being breeding stock?
Wow! Quite a screamer!
"Atomic War" - the catchall. "The lucky ones are dead"
Mars Needs Women! Wait, did they ever say they were from Mars?
MARS NEEDS WOMEN! OF COURSE! #monsterdon
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
saying "breeding stock" without sounding creepy: challenge level impossible
"Some will go mad. Others will go bald. Their ears will look stupid. Sob!"
The lucky ones are dead. The unlucky ones are watching this movie, dying in gradual agony.
#Monsterdon "The lucky ones are dead."
I mean, the line delivery aloneβ¦ π€£
Exposition, but why is she speaking over a mic when there are only 3 or 4 people on the ship?
so these guys are on the B&L cruise? where's Wall-e? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Awesome, is "don't listen to the woman scientist" on the bingo card?
I thought this was a radio broadcast to Earth for a second, and the Princess was implying that everybody on Earth knew about the Martian Atomic War and it was never established
the others... who are dead. will rot away. and die in agony.
All this drama happening because of *breaks 4th wall* NUCLEAR WAR
Of course you all know why we left... then she begins explaining anyway. Lampshading good.
What do you mean you're out of Grey Poupon!? #monsterdon
Please pause for Princess exposition.
They hired her just to scream, and she didnβt do a very good job at screaming.
You realize, this is much closer to Shelleyβs work than previous movies in the series #Monsterdon
Iβve had it with these nipple fetishes!
#Monsterdon
#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster π§ββοΈ
wow, that girl's got some screaming chops on her. #monsterdon
So, he's just like our LLMs then.