Astro-robut #monsterdon

"astro ro-butt!"

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"your robot is now a writeoff, OKAY?" #monsterdon

An astro-robutt #Monsterdon

So this Mars has no women, Devil Girls‘ Mars has no men. Cross-over movie when? #monsterdon

Princess: "We have won the war, but we have no women—”

HOLD UP LADY _you're_ a woman, are you exempt from being breeding stock?

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Wow! Quite a screamer!

"Atomic War" - the catchall. "The lucky ones are dead"

Mars Needs Women! Wait, did they ever say they were from Mars?

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I want to subscribe to this podcast.

Is it sponsored by SquareSpace?

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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

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MARS NEEDS WOMEN! OF COURSE! #monsterdon

saying "breeding stock" without sounding creepy: challenge level impossible

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"Some will go mad. Others will go bald. Their ears will look stupid. Sob!"

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The lucky ones are dead. The unlucky ones are watching this movie, dying in gradual agony.

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#Monsterdon "The lucky ones are dead."

I mean, the line delivery alone… 🤣

Exposition, but why is she speaking over a mic when there are only 3 or 4 people on the ship?

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so these guys are on the B&L cruise? where's Wall-e? #monsterdon

I thought this was a radio broadcast to Earth for a second, and the Princess was implying that everybody on Earth knew about the Martian Atomic War and it was never established

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the others... who are dead. will rot away. and die in agony.

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All this drama happening because of *breaks 4th wall* NUCLEAR WAR

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Of course you all know why we left... then she begins explaining anyway. Lampshading good.

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What do you mean you're out of Grey Poupon!? #monsterdon

Please pause for Princess exposition.

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They hired her just to scream, and she didn’t do a very good job at screaming.

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You realize, this is much closer to Shelley‘s work than previous movies in the series #Monsterdon

I’ve had it with these nipple fetishes!

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wow, that girl's got some screaming chops on her. #monsterdon

So, he's just like our LLMs then.

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So we're just killing bystanders now? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon NotMars needs women?

shit it’s a #monsterdon song inside a #monsterdon!

They're in Florida so there's little chance of them finding intelligent life. #Monsterdon

Why does every alien spaceship from the 60’s include some kind of monster in a cage? #Monsterdon

Pick yourself a double feature? Perhaps one with ... science fiction??

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I dunno, you'd think they'd give their amazing robot man some kind of tracking device....

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#Monsterdon Best makeup ever.

"Mull that over!" - Princess Not-A-Good-Leader

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Gonna go out on a limb and guess that we’ve just met the Spacemonster. #monsterdon

head greebles

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Is there a webpage that tracks the timestamp of the current movie? I might pay money for that.

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Whose head looks worse? #monsterdon

Man, Martin Mull really aged well.

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Space Monster is hangry!

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"We will make an example of him."

Send him to the local kindergarten class, let him explain the job of an astronaut to bored children! #Monsterdon

wow martin mull is not looking good in this film

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PROCEED TO PHASE TWO!

MAXIMUM POWER!

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Such very bad baldy wigs. #Monsterdon

Seriously just close your eyes and think of The Critic

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"...Phase 3, Profit!"

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"There can be no more failures. Bring him to Mull."

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Nadir clearly graduated from the Peter Lorre school of acting. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

"this is absurd." sums up the movie so far

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I appreciate how the alien footsoldiers are tender and supportive with each other #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Princess goes to Bastard pretty quick, huh. I see another icon pic.

Is that Mars “today” or Earth “today”? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou He'll say MAXIMUM ENERGY every opportunity he gets. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

So is the astronaut a synthetic humanoid and therefore Frankenstein? I was kind of leaning that way earlier, but wasn’t sure. #Monsterdon

I was goi ng to make a HE'S GOT A GUN! SHOOT HIM joke but the movie beat me to it by having a gun and shooting him. #Monsterdon

I guess the cybernetics make the astronaut resistant to blaster fire

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Two-Face vs. Aliens!

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I wonder if this is one of those Milk androids from the Alien series?

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The ADR folks didn’t do a very good job with that fight scene. There were absolutely zero “punch” sounds.

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Welcome to Earth!

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#monsterdon Klatu, Barrada, Necktie... *cough cough*

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If you're gonna punch someone in the face, you should take off his helmet first

Who knew giant pawn chess pieces could fire lasers

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Geodesic Dome secured. Engaging primary yokel

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If he's not careful that parachute is gonna reinflate and drag him all over that part of the back lot!

An early example of command-level technobabble. Activate the anti-gravity chairs! Landing pods in the sockets! Generate the surface gravy! #Monsterdon

Honesetly it's difficult to chew that much scenery with that much makeup, so credit to Dr. Nadir.

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Nadir is absolutely _owning_ every second he's on screen. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

I'm gonna have to learn to do makeup like this Princess. Her eyeshadow game is FIERCE! #Monsterdon

I don't like the idea of parachuting out of my spaceship. #monsterdon

Dr. Nadir has to be SO much fun at parties.

He seems completely camp.

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I’m in love with this movie. It ALL works.

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Someday I'll love my job as much as Dr Nadir does. #monsterdon

Kinda hard to film a rocket launch and mssion abort on a low budget, I guess.

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honestly I'll give them credit for using so much nasa footage, MUCH better than trying to make their own.

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Why is the interior of the rocket sounding like a submarine?

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"And now maximum energy!"

I may find myself using that.

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NOT COLONEL SAUNDERS! #monsterdon

Wait isn't this scene a repeat

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@OldRustBucket I wish I loved anything as much as Dr. Nadir loves saying "maximum energy"

haha no actually I love Dr. Nadir that much

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As a princess, I feel so much better knowing they have an “anti-radar force field,” said with extreme annunciation.

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#Monsterdon this is what keeps happening to spacex?

Getting major "We should have splurged for the full-size marimbas" vibes from the soundtrack. #monsterdon

@arisummerland Sudden turn from robo astro to Princess Vampirella! #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

squeeze the earth ship between my buttery thighs
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He loves saying maximum energy. #monsterdon

How did they perfectly cast my new sleep paralysis demon
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Maximum energy? Again? Ugh.

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Apparently Dr. Apex was unavailable. #monsterdon

Just a few more miles and we can get those Marlboro shotglasses, general

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I'm sure that an attack won't be noticed at all

very subtle

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#monsterdon The thing about radio is that if everyone talks at the same time on the same frequency, it’s just a mess.

with a name like Dr. Nadir I'm sure he's very good, top of his class

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Dr. Nadir? Not Dr. Apex?

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Would you like to cut the umbilical?

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The robot spaceman is fogging the inside of his helmet even at launchpad temps. Surely that’s a problem? #Monsterdon

Oh, wow, is that a Saturn Ib?

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Build your own Cyborg Astronaut with this new kit from Radio Shack!

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