I'm guessing that's the way it's got to be. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
I like the music video parts, ngl.
Login the grooveeey music! And the stock footage.
#Monsterdon
"What if something goes wrong with his brain?"
"I will answer that question as soon as I finish reseating his scalp with my bare hands (no I won't)." #monsterdon
If this were an MST3k episode, my silhouette would be bopping back and forth right now
STOCK FOOTAGE ALERT
Prediction: the stock footage is going to be much better than the actual movie.
#monsterdon reminder to self 11 minutes in to cap that zoom in on rictus colonel and do the Buzz Lightyear crime documentary meme thing with it.
(I guess it's Mr Incredible "uncanny"...)
This soundtrack slaps.
I'm loving the soundtrack. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
This one is already wonderfully daffy. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster
Wow, this soundtrack is pretty random!
#monsterdon
Bald guy sounds like Jon Lovitz Master Thespian
Oh you know someone at Darpa has at least thought about doing this #monsterdon
A man created out of normal parts.. and well out of warranty.
...So the doctor turned a soldier into a meat puppet and the general is most worried about the possibility of getting yelled at for fucking up a launch?
...Okay I guess that is pretty realistic. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Wait, three launch failures in a row, but they're still going ahead with a manned mission?
Sure, why not?
Squeeee! One vacuum tube next to a ceramic-clad high-voltage capacitor!
colonel saunders, more like kernel panic
@Lazarou Theyβre easy to replace when they blow.
Oh no, the colonel burnt out a tube.
Really interesting to start the movie at this moment and be told that the main problem here is the humidity. #monsterdon
Unplug him and plug him back in. #Monsterdon
Soundtrack giving Man Machine at opening
Don't you hate it when the vacuum tube in your brain burns out.
Damn 6AU6s!
Oh no his face froze up again. Everyone out.
I'm pretty shy but have never froze like that #Monsterdon
oh I bet he dances _well_ to the radio station that plays in his teeth. #monsterdon
Just peel they guy's scalp back and start poking at his brain, why don't ya?
#Monsterdon huh.
The Colonel has half a mind to go to Mars.
OH FUCK HE'S A CYBORG, this press conference is OVER!
Well there's your problem right there!
#monsterdon Someone's GDI buffer is kaput. Just paint the screen with his face in smooth overlapping frames as you mouse.
Is this doctorβs name Frankenstein?
Mmmm...silica gel brain
Lab Coats! REQUIRED FOR ROBOT SERVICE! #monsterdon
Press lost interest as soon as free drinks were on the table
Lets get 'em drunk and forget about the last 30 seconds!
#Monsterdon "Technical difficulties"
"Malloy, half my face is melted off. Can you call it in?"
#Monsterdon haha fucking demos always bluescreen
Somebody wind up the Colonel. #monsterdon
WHY IS SPACE BOY TICKING #monsterdon
Ahahaha!!!
Test pilots as the best possible representatives of the human race.
Ahahaha!!! :srofl:
Col Saunders is a robot?
lol, that is a really creepy smile....is he a robot?
#Monsterdon OH GOD THAT'S SO CREEPY!
oooh, Manchurian Astronaut. #monsterdon
Oh shit, they used AI to make sure kernal sanders is this best candidate?
"...I haven't had the time to get superstitious."
Those are some hard hitting journalists (unlike some today) π€£
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon I want more shots of 1965 Florida; it was tacky-cool.
Will they allow that woman to speak?
"Colonel, how did you get picked for this mission?"
"Well, I am the whitest man available."
The last three launches have exploded and they're going ahead with the manned mission to Mars. Can't believe they predicted Elon so well #monsterdon
Cishet white dude denying that he has a basic human emotion, I'm definitely on this guy's side
Colonel Saunders is awful full of himself.
DOO DOODOO DUNNN DAHHHHH!!! πΆ
"How long until we reach the center?"
"About 5 minutes."
DOO DOODOO DUNNN DAHHHHH!!! πΆ
#Monsterdon π΅π· π§ββοΈβοΈ π πΎ π±
It was fed into a computer so it *must* be right!
Colonel Saunders is a chicken man.
Mr. US Air Force borrowing his outfit from Larry Hagman & I Dream of Jeannie there
sorry guys i only have the surf rock cd in this car
Not enough press conferences these days with two martini lunch energy
oo! a new man! #Monsterdon
You can tell the aliens are aliens because they are talking twice as slow as anyone else in this movie so far #Monsterdon
How long before we get there?
About 5 minutes.
Oh good, that's exactly how much B roll we have!
god please let coffee be served in this movie
"anybody want some coffee?"
YES, ME, BRING US THE COFFEE
@combatwombat @kshernandez new meme template
wow they made absolutely no intent to match that on-set dialogue did they
that βabout 5 minutes, sirβ guitar riff smash cut just killed me #monsterdon
You just don't get venetian blinds in sedans anymore
You know itβs gonna be good when the credits overlap themselves.
#Monsterdon
@kshernandez And why is he staring at me? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon okay, I want this soundtrack. I want this soundtrack so bad. I am in love with this music.
This is the music I hear in my head driving to the grocery store
It 100% is.
Fun fact: Cape Canaveral national seashore is a nude beach. At least it was when I lived in Florida.
Four people crammed in the back of a car, including two officers! #Monsterdon
Are they *both* sitting in that woman's lap?
"How much longer before we rejoin the movie, Sergeant?"
Sound design is on point for this one. /s
Honestly, I like the highway B roll footage! #Monsterdon
OMG how many people have they crammed into that car???
Good opening shot of the folks in the car.
#Monsterdon
'How you doing Miss Grant?"
wry smile, says Miss Grant.
#monsterdon "21 centimeters, princess" followed by a rocket launch, tip to tail up the screen. This must be a major source of inspiration for a certain other bald baddie.
saying βand now, maximum energyβ, turning around and giving an evil laugh, an honest dayβs work for an honest dayβs wage #monsterdon
Okay, but the intro being entirely from the aliens PoV and they're just messing around is cool.
"I'm absolutely confident that nothing go wrong"
So this will be fun
When the brass line drops you in a crowded back seat..
"IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP! Stop the flow of time! And take me back to before I started watching this movie..."
That ear so obviously is not clay