So we're just killing bystanders now? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon NotMars needs women?

shit it’s a #monsterdon song inside a #monsterdon!

They're in Florida so there's little chance of them finding intelligent life. #Monsterdon

Why does every alien spaceship from the 60’s include some kind of monster in a cage? #Monsterdon

Pick yourself a double feature? Perhaps one with ... science fiction??

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I dunno, you'd think they'd give their amazing robot man some kind of tracking device....

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"Mull that over!" - Princess Not-A-Good-Leader

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#Monsterdon Best makeup ever.

Gonna go out on a limb and guess that we’ve just met the Spacemonster. #monsterdon

head greebles

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Is there a webpage that tracks the timestamp of the current movie? I might pay money for that.

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Whose head looks worse? #monsterdon

Man, Martin Mull really aged well.

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Space Monster is hangry!

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Phase 2? Is this the prequel to Plan 9?

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"We will make an example of him."

Send him to the local kindergarten class, let him explain the job of an astronaut to bored children! #Monsterdon

wow martin mull is not looking good in this film

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PROCEED TO PHASE TWO!

MAXIMUM POWER!

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Such very bad baldy wigs. #Monsterdon

Seriously just close your eyes and think of The Critic

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"...Phase 3, Profit!"

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"There can be no more failures. Bring him to Mull."

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Nadir clearly graduated from the Peter Lorre school of acting. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

"this is absurd." sums up the movie so far

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I appreciate how the alien footsoldiers are tender and supportive with each other #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Princess goes to Bastard pretty quick, huh. I see another icon pic.

Is that Mars “today” or Earth “today”? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou He'll say MAXIMUM ENERGY every opportunity he gets. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

So is the astronaut a synthetic humanoid and therefore Frankenstein? I was kind of leaning that way earlier, but wasn’t sure. #Monsterdon

I was goi ng to make a HE'S GOT A GUN! SHOOT HIM joke but the movie beat me to it by having a gun and shooting him. #Monsterdon

I guess the cybernetics make the astronaut resistant to blaster fire

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Two-Face vs. Aliens!

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I wonder if this is one of those Milk androids from the Alien series?

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The ADR folks didn’t do a very good job with that fight scene. There were absolutely zero “punch” sounds.

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Welcome to Earth!

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#monsterdon Klatu, Barrada, Necktie... *cough cough*

#Monsterdon 🇵🇷 🧟‍♂️☄️ 🌌 👾 😱

If you're gonna punch someone in the face, you should take off his helmet first

Who knew giant pawn chess pieces could fire lasers

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Geodesic Dome secured. Engaging primary yokel

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If he's not careful that parachute is gonna reinflate and drag him all over that part of the back lot!

An early example of command-level technobabble. Activate the anti-gravity chairs! Landing pods in the sockets! Generate the surface gravy! #Monsterdon

@allanb For the annual Running of the Stock Footage, I take it

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Honesetly it's difficult to chew that much scenery with that much makeup, so credit to Dr. Nadir.

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Nadir is absolutely _owning_ every second he's on screen. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

I'm gonna have to learn to do makeup like this Princess. Her eyeshadow game is FIERCE! #Monsterdon

I don't like the idea of parachuting out of my spaceship. #monsterdon

Dr. Nadir has to be SO much fun at parties.

He seems completely camp.

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I’m in love with this movie. It ALL works.

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Someday I'll love my job as much as Dr Nadir does. #monsterdon

Kinda hard to film a rocket launch and mssion abort on a low budget, I guess.

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honestly I'll give them credit for using so much nasa footage, MUCH better than trying to make their own.

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Why is the interior of the rocket sounding like a submarine?

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"And now maximum energy!"

I may find myself using that.

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Stock footage of... I should recognize that explosion. I think an Atlas?

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NOT COLONEL SAUNDERS! #monsterdon

Wait isn't this scene a repeat

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@OldRustBucket I wish I loved anything as much as Dr. Nadir loves saying "maximum energy"

haha no actually I love Dr. Nadir that much

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As a princess, I feel so much better knowing they have an “anti-radar force field,” said with extreme annunciation.

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oh no the same explosion again.

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#Monsterdon this is what keeps happening to spacex?

Getting major "We should have splurged for the full-size marimbas" vibes from the soundtrack. #monsterdon

@arisummerland Sudden turn from robo astro to Princess Vampirella! #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

squeeze the earth ship between my buttery thighs
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He loves saying maximum energy. #monsterdon

How did they perfectly cast my new sleep paralysis demon
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Maximum energy? Again? Ugh.

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Apparently Dr. Apex was unavailable. #monsterdon

Just a few more miles and we can get those Marlboro shotglasses, general

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I'm sure that an attack won't be noticed at all

very subtle

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#monsterdon The thing about radio is that if everyone talks at the same time on the same frequency, it’s just a mess.

with a name like Dr. Nadir I'm sure he's very good, top of his class

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Dr. Nadir? Not Dr. Apex?

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Would you like to cut the umbilical?

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Oh, wow, is that a Saturn Ib?

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The robot spaceman is fogging the inside of his helmet even at launchpad temps. Surely that’s a problem? #Monsterdon

Build your own Cyborg Astronaut with this new kit from Radio Shack!

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I'm guessing that's the way it's got to be. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

I like the music video parts, ngl.

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Login the grooveeey music! And the stock footage.
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"What if something goes wrong with his brain?"

"I will answer that question as soon as I finish reseating his scalp with my bare hands (no I won't)." #monsterdon

stock footage in a movie: 👎

stock footage in a movie with groovy soundtrack: 👍

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If this were an MST3k episode, my silhouette would be bopping back and forth right now

#Monsterdon

STOCK FOOTAGE ALERT

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Prediction: the stock footage is going to be much better than the actual movie.

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#monsterdon reminder to self 11 minutes in to cap that zoom in on rictus colonel and do the Buzz Lightyear crime documentary meme thing with it.

(I guess it's Mr Incredible "uncanny"...)

This soundtrack slaps.

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"What if something goes wrong with his brain?"

...how quaint

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I'm loving the soundtrack. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

making a humanoid robot to prove space travel works.

that's some good overengineering.

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This one is already wonderfully daffy. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

Wow, this soundtrack is pretty random!
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Bald guy sounds like Jon Lovitz Master Thespian

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Oh you know someone at Darpa has at least thought about doing this #monsterdon

A man created out of normal parts.. and well out of warranty.

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...So the doctor turned a soldier into a meat puppet and the general is most worried about the possibility of getting yelled at for fucking up a launch?

...Okay I guess that is pretty realistic. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wait, three launch failures in a row, but they're still going ahead with a manned mission?

Sure, why not?

Squeeee! One vacuum tube next to a ceramic-clad high-voltage capacitor!

#Monsterdon

colonel saunders, more like kernel panic

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