Love when the writers don't know how to end a movie so they just blow everything up and run credits.
Goodnight #monsterdon, and thanks to @Taweret for hosting!
Podcast intro
(edit: also check out the captioned version https://techhub.social/@diazona/114809739794492290)
Princess Marcuzan talking to Karen: βThere are two named women in this movieβ
Karen:
Princess Marcuzan: βIβm talking to you about something other than a manβ
Karen:
Princess: βVery well. You refuse to talk.β
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that was like 4 movies glued together and none of them made a god damned bit of sense #monsterdon
wait that's it???
Oh well. I had a genuinely great time watching this with y'all. Lots of fun and laughs, and super weir drandomness. It all worked for me, somehow.
Thank you all for coming to #monsterdon ! Special thanks to @Taweret and to @JoeWynne for the trivia, and @Cherizilla for the bingo!
See you next week, and be sure to be here tomorrow for the next vote!
@rebeld Couldn't resist, and it turned out not to be too hard
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Weird how some of these B movies really have two plots that barely touch.
The story of the air force Frankenstein who gets damaged could have been its own movie.
And so could aliens coming to earth to steal women.
But somehow they used both of those ideas, and still had to use mountains of stock footage to pad the film out to feature length.
Template, if you want it
* Are there two women in the movie
* Do they both scream
* Do the scream at each other about something other than a man
#monsterdon "We have no women."
Really? None at all? I don't want to make any assumptions, but can you double-check real quick?
Oh no! Daft Punk is stealing women!
Itβs nice that Billy Corgan is still getting work
Welp.
#monsterdon "This is a clear case of failure!"
That's a good line. I'm going to use that.
Head empty, thoughts only of MAXIMUM ENERGY
okay, and there's your "THE END" card
this has been a #monsterdon thread for "Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster (1965)"
you ever get that feeling where as a kid, you finished writing your essay the next day in a big damn hurry? but you had spent all last night padding it out with filler words?
imagine a movie paced like that.
I ship Nadir and Devil Girl.
Not as a couple, but together they would be the cattiest bitches.
Like Team Rocket From Mars.
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#monsterdon "Use emergency escape equipment!"
And the first thing he does is TAKE OFF his helmet?!?
I'm gonna miss them.
Goodbye Dr Nadir.
Adieu Princess.
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@WhiteCatTamer For the moment I can offer you some choice screen captures
Your missile attacks interrupted their tea time chit chat session.
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#Monsterdon well that was silly fun. did what it said on the tin, more or less, and kept us all amused and/or horrified in the right ways
A+ selection, monsterdon voters :D
We haven't had a movie this charmingly bad since Devil Girl from Mars, have we?
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#monsterdon He's really smug about how horrible it is to die from nuclear war.